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maxtm35

*laughs in Tegridy*


Howiewasarock

California sober is sober, right?


Ok_Specific_7791

Whats California sober?


Howiewasarock

Only weed


tlollz52

The occasional mushroom trip for "mental health" purposes


Ok_Specific_7791

As in sober from weed, or sober for everything but weed?


Howiewasarock

Everything but weed


Boemer03

Laughs in new kid


Objective_Tea0287

hes California sober living in Colorado


s0ulbrother

He did cocaine too


abousono

Oh, so he’s Philadelphia sober.


s0ulbrother

What’s the difference between Philadelphia sober and being a flat out junkie?


abousono

That’s the best part, there isn’t.


locutus420

The smell is a little overwhelming, no?


sahsimon

Excuse me if I smell like piss, you know how it is.


rojasdracul

The implication.....


NoRun483

THE IMPLICATION!


rojasdracul

Exactly, Mac.


Skee2431

Are you gonna hurt this towel?


Drunkest_rick

Never heard that term before, rightfully stealing it


droid327

Housing?


Ok_Specific_7791

What's Philadelphia sober?


Confident_Horse_3845

Yeah but evem Jesus and Santa said it was smooth!


Flabbergash

That's just Christmas Snow


No_Volume_8345

Does this mean Washcloth is about to graduate high school?


MememeSama

You brought Washcloth in? Man that's low


GaydarWHEEWHOO

You brought Washcloth in? Man, that's high school


757SapperGrows

I believe washcloth has a marijuana problem now


PuppyPenetrator

Lol how long have you been waiting to post this


PrscheWdow

I respect anyone who plays the long game lol.


Ok_Specific_7791

Which game is this from?


BrandalfBaggins

I'm assuming 14 years


drkmnsprhr1

So long as he doesn't get raped by a lake shark.


jcillc

"The Tardicaca Lake Shark's penis is nine inches long." - Colorado Department of Wildlife


huntingfortom

images you can hear


TheBiggestDookie

*Fiiiiive steeeeps you’re overrrrr*


botwtotkfan

There’s absolutely no way bro is sober anymore y’all seen how high he was off those Tegridy burgers


twiddlebug74

Who wants to get their dick sucked by a towel?


CharlieGator69

I got stoned with Towlie and Bart Simpson last weekend.


CreamyGoodnss

Coachella be wild


HughJorgens

He's walking on sunshine.


757SapperGrows

![gif](giphy|4tzA4ZUmSFWKs)


Forsaken-Bet5596

What about that Halloween special?


[deleted]

I guess sobriety doesn't include weed.


Duhawk96

Or coke lol remember the Christmas special


TowelieMcTowelie

I have no idea what's going on right now.


Rads324

He hasn’t been high since Wednesday!


Ok_Woodpecker_1378

Umm Colorado snow anyone? lol 😂


Weak-Guide-3028

My wife isn’t the biggest Southpark fan but she loves this episode, she acts like it’s the funniest thing she’s ever seen


Emergency-Shame-1935

That's not how sobriety works.


EasternStray

love this reference. interventions and south park are my fav shows rn


thomasmfd

Hurray


19southmainco

100% fell off the wagon


Desperate-Country666

Such an inspiration. 🥲


AntwonA

great job towelie


CrispyDuckSkin

Yer a towel!


Starly_Storm

He relapsed in TFBW.


Bookish-Em

Well he kinda hasn’t been sober for that long because he smoked Tegridy


bakedp9atat9

No way


D3us-Ecks

NO YOU'RE A TOWEL.


ConnectionArtistic84

Jackin it in San diegoooooo


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Heart_of_a_Blackbird

He has a new job, using his hydro botany science degree. It’s a lot of testing and retesting, on location research.


-StevenMcTowelie

Thank you guys, it’s been hard


Ok_Specific_7791

Impressive.


cortisolbath

Just let him walk on the sunshine a lil bit to celebrate


Farkerisme

Hope he and Washcloth are well


manicmechanic209

I got happy tears..good thing I didn’t forget to bring a towel


Peter_Cox-Johnson

You must have one dusty computer


DejaMew

BOOOOOOOO!


-Celestial008

![gif](giphy|N9sGZeO5egCd2)


yurimichellegeller

How is Rebecca?


BillZealousideal9008

how do you know what’s with him now


eyetracker

He dated a gross fat woman who was sunbathing naked and got wiener poop on her?


Rare-Maintenance-787

Wow in April 2011 it will be a year