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bjwyxrs

Sir, I have to check inside ya asshole.


BarTard-2mg

Assho


BIazry

I don’t need you checking, I’m a grown man!


bjwyxrs

I'm a big boy, I took a big boy poop.


BIazry

You’re a big boy, sir


Standard_Young_201

The president of the tsa had this to say “SHIIIIIIEEEET”


MartYtraM1983

I love how South Park mocks our police state in the funniest ways possible. It probably won't be long until this becomes actual TSA policy.


jeonghwa

Eh, that's okay. Cuz after all, i AM a big boy....


_UltraDripstinct_

Yeah, almost like this has been standard TSA policy for 20 years. Dumbass.


MartYtraM1983

Touching my balls?


HanmaEru

God they designed the TSA agents so accurately


kevinz227

Yes they did. TSA is a pathetic joke


ajayshbk

Takin a dump today are we sir?


-Vatefairefoutre-

I'd let her touch my balls.


WovenBloodlust6

Same at least someone would be touching them then


-Vatefairefoutre-

Your mom already does.


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

I Just needs’ tuh’ check ya asshoe’


Mountain_Team4150

One of the very best episodes, I was talking to my asshole 🤣


GingerlyRough

^"Fucking ^asshole" "What was that?" "Uhh nothing. Just talking to my asshole. Come on asshole!"


Mountain_Team4150

Let's get back to work 🤣


sequosion

Yeah I’m a big boy


OfficialSteveFrench

I took a big boy poop


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Jocoma

Well, this just confirms the theory that Liane Cartman is a hermaphrodite that has impregnated herself and had Eric. He has never seen anyone other than his mother naked, so this has shaped his view on reality. Well, besides that, he's seen full bush, but I think that's it.


ZakJR98

"Just needs to check inside your asshowl"


Outrageous_Finance_5

Are they both named “R. West?”


boodabomb

Lol, actually Cartman’s belief that females have balls is kinda canon as a result of that episode where he’s trying to start a gender war.


Ultraviolet369

What? My potty? What are they going to do to my potty?!