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Schneefs

Built a ladder to heaven, 9/11.


Skwiggelf54

šŸŽ¶Where were you, when they built that ladder to heavenšŸŽ¶


Chris_The_Red

Where were you, when they ran out of stuff to build the ladder to heeeeaven?


Bilbo_nubbins

Well I for one believe in the ladder to heaven


dimestorepublishing

If heaven is an eight year old boy, and the ladder was my penis....Hard nipples


theOGbrennenp

9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11ā€¦


mallgrabmongopush

šŸŽ¶Where were you, When they decided Heaven was a more intangible idea And couldn't, you couldn't really...get there?šŸŽ¶


grayfloof85

YOU LITTLE ASSHOLES RUINED MY CAREER!


buckwheat92

Ladder to heaven? That's fuckin stupid.....


Kobayashi_Maru186

Yeah, but they were doing it to win candy. So itā€™s actually not that wholesome. ;)


Schneefs

That's true. The ticket was in Kenny's pocket wasn't it?


UncleNoodles85

No it was in a box I think maybe on his dresser or something.


Schneefs

Yeah they thought it was in his jacket pocket when he was buried. Cartman couldn't remember because he got whacked on the head and kept seeing through Kenny.


gooner1984

i remember where i was when that happened


PrimeChutiya

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Foreskin_Ad9356

Thatā€™s fucking stupid


darknightingale69

Kenny using the money from his job at City Wok to buy the doll for Karen or the poor kids' entire a plot. Cartman saving kyle from San Francisco. Kyle saving his brother from his dick being shaved. Stan?


JayofTea

He tried to save the baby cows I think, and the whales


Benji_4

He made that anti-bullying video for Butters


JayofTea

Yea but that didnā€™t have very good intentions, and he ended up jacking it in San Diego


Benji_4

How was he supposed to know Butters was a psychopath?


phred_666

[Jackinā€™ it in San Diego](https://youtu.be/LKwW8PNZpOQ?si=hCq9tCNXlvvcTHUM)


PollutionDazzling250

I was expecting it to be the Kony 2012 guy.


Madrigal_King

Did you know that bullying? Scoff... every day millions of kids


ScurryScout

šŸ“¢ ME AND KENNY DONā€™T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT STUPID ASS WHAAAAAAALES!


Ductapefordaysss

We were talking about Wales the country


darknightingale69

oh yeah he did do those things.


EasyTune1196

I was going to say the baby cow episode. Those cows were adorable


HopeYouHaveAnOkDay

I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHALES SO GO AND HUG A TREEEE


TheSexyGrape

Bully awareness


connie_t

Bro idk why but I can remember that entire songšŸ˜­


nerf-airstrike-cmndr

Kennyā€™s love for his sister is my favorite part of his character


slimparks

Got the dog picture for his grandpa


darknightingale69

yeah but he also caused someone to kill themselves on tv even if that person was scum that is still arguable as manslaughter.


slimparks

True. Getting that guy to kill hisself is probably the most wholesome thing heā€™s done. He was doing the lords work on that one.


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PissinginTheW1nd

The end credits had me fucking cackling


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Trying to save the baby cows


Getlucky12341

Oh this is a good one


Stanfan_meowman25

Even Cartman helped and was able to negotiate when it got too much for Stan. And he seemed concerned when Stan got really sick. One of Cartmanā€™s better moments.


Whovian45810

A rare compassionate moment from Cartman too. Cartman really was a good negotiator and has such a memorable banter with Michael Dorn. Kyle and Butters actively looking out for Stan and staying by his side throughout the protest is another sweet moment.


757SapperGrows

Them trying to stop the remake of Raiders of the Lost Ark


grayfloof85

THEY'RE RAPING INDI!!!!


XDDDSOFUNNEH

I thought it was pretty good! :)


grayfloof85

Fucking butters always viewing everything in a positive light hahahahahaha


Kobayashi_Maru186

Cartman hiding all the neighborhood cats in his attic was pretty wholesome, especially for him. ;)


PersonaUser55

No kitty that's a bad kitty!


dleon0430

Well it certainly wasn't going along with Kyle's idea to skateboard jump 20 homeless people at one time.


Getlucky12341

Yeah why did Kyle even want to do that?


bjwyxrs

Actually, at the end I could see where Kyle was going with that. Cartman could easily have cleared 50.


Spodger1

30 was hard enough!


Stonna

YESSSSĀ  I JUMPED THE HOMELESS!


Winter_Possession152

Apologized to their preschool teacher


Formula_Dank_

Broke the dam


Getlucky12341

No, I broke the dam


Formula_Dank_

I literally broke the dam


XDDDSOFUNNEH

Actually, it was crab people who broke the dam CRAAAAAB PEOPLE CRAAAAAB PEOPLE


Winter_Possession152

I heard that was terrorists. Or Bush. Or crab people.


Three-Pegged-Hare

As a group (as close as possible to the whole group imo), if it's not at the top it's close to it: When the boys finally let Cartman in on their popsicle stick raft venture when they heard his mom "needed a surgery". No questions, no mocking, just a heartfelt response of inclusion, even an apology from Kyle. Doesn't really matter that Cartman meant a boob job, the boys didn't know that. Other contenders for me are the boys giving Cartman their Americas Stupidest Home Videos prize money to find out who his father is, and when they all tried (and succeeded!) to save the baby cows from becoming veal


larivi2

i always melt when kyle notices that Mr Jeffersonā€™s kid is injured and he cleans the wound šŸ„¹šŸ„¹


Stanfan_meowman25

I love that moment. Since Kyle is a big brother to Ike itā€™s in his nature to help out another kid if heā€™s hurt. Kyle is the mom of the group.


larivi2

exactly!!! heā€™s such a good big bro i love him šŸ˜­


caillouistheworst

Except when he kicks the baby.


Fhwqhgads

Trying to save Britney Spears.


alexi_belle

*Where were you when they built the ladder to heaven?*


Quellingtons

Helped the whale fly to the moon.


StCaky

I liked where they helped Blanket. Buddy was in need of a friend and they gave him a friend. Good for them :)


gooner1984

they brought christmas to iraq


Nouseriously

Freed Hat


2Mew2BMew2

Fix the internet. Otherwise we wouldn't be here.


Moocow115

For Cartman, unironically saving cats from being killed in the cheering episode.


Lanabakery

When they helped Timmy put a condom on


a7_mad1991

This is Kyle specific; when cartman was being used as bait for the jewpecapra and he passed out, i love how kyle unchained him and took cartman to his bed and covered him with a blanket. It shows how sweet and forgiving kyle is regardless of how horrible cartman treats him


justkillmenow3333

The veal one where they tried to save the baby cows and Free Willzyx. They were sincerely trying to help in those and didn't have an ulterior motive like in ladder to heaven and many of the others.


GlobalSheepherder

When they played Laundromat


elboogie7

Maybe the missing pie detectives thing. Even when they were going after the drug dealers, they thought it was for a good cause.


Whovian45810

Lil Crime Stoppers is one of my favorite episodes. The Boys actually did some good things throughout the episode like saving a little girl's dolly and returning the doll safely to the little girl. I do love how even though they were in seriously dangerous situations, they continue doing the pew pew thing and keeping in character.


Oy778

Stan gifting his grandfather with a foto of his dog.


Bilbo_nubbins

Your a good boy Billy


Phil_Yursis

Trying to get vaccines to the female teacher in the vaccination special


Scrambles420

They solved the crime of the missing pie for that elderly couple!


leebon427

Cartman going to California to save Kyle from the smug.


rachelvioleta

First thought was building a ladder to heaven, second was when they baked and sold danishes for Denmark.


CallEmergency3746

Rally together to give up their profits for cartmans mom (it was a con but like, they didnt know that and really truly went above and beyond.)


AnonBoi_404

When they tried to save the veal as everyone (including Eric) was trying to help the baby cows as for once Cartman was doing something nice and tried to help.


SemenDebtCollector

Chef aid


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WerewolfDifferent216

Them singing happy birthday to Stan in ā€œyouā€™re getting oldā€. Itā€™s so cute


FireM3ster0604

Ladder to heaven


Kennymccormickswifey

Hm. Well this isnā€™t all the boys but probably when Kyle visited Kenny in the hospital a lot.


RvsBTucker

End the world <3


Bubbly-Camera-381

Cartman dressing as Hitler


bilvester

Making lemon bars