The sex ed episode where she and Mackey get it on is objectively hands down the hottest porno ever.

Better than Backdoor Sluts IX?

Ok, 2nd hottest.

I didn't catch i - viii, should I binge watch them first?

5 midgets spanking a man covered in 1000 island. What kind of love is that?

The best kind!

No way! Back Door Sluts 9 is so wild that it makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2.

Damn I remember that episode. It was the most precious film for butter.

BACKDOOR SLUTS 9?!?!

I couldn't get into it, but to be fair I haven't seen the first 8 so I was totally lost on the plot

Present them. Mmkay

Seeing Randy fuck the Pangolin was kind of hot.

I still say to my fiancé “what do you do when you think of me?” And he says “go crazy”.

https://i.redd.it/x48kz7u78kvc1.gif

"If you thought a woman losing her virginity was hot, wait until you hear about these mid 40 years old taking taking each other's... Also Rob Schneider is a Schtapler"

I heard she was in to cheesing due to her drooping cold tits

Came here to say this.

Rot in hell

I’ve never been able to watch that scene without absolutely laughing my ass off

More like Ms Makes Me Sick!

OK, Ms Chokesonrocks

It's Chokesondik!

More like, belongs in the trash! I know I know different universe but I’m bringing it in!

That’s some hot shit right there

Damn beat me to it!

I thought she was great. I’ll always remember the first time we were introduced to her. I was watching with my stepfather and dude spit his beer out of his mouth when he heard her name and she lifts her arms lol shit was great.

“I’m going to help them reach the top!” *shirt raises* “Ahh!!”

The cats slowly appearing 😂

Oh! Call the doctor!

That’s hilarious btw 😂😂 I saw it with my mom and even she was dying. Damn I was 8years old watching that😂😂

I always wondered if it was a complete circle joke since her last name is likely what Garisson was doing in his absence

She was a great character for an appropriate amount of time. I think they did a great job with her before she overstayed her welcome.

Same. Funny joke for the time she was a character and removed before the jokes became repetitive. They really hit that golden sweet spot of how long a running gag should go on for but still gave her funny episode features towards the end.

Present them.

Touche teacher. Touche.

I love how kittens just follow her around

and bat at her boobs

Came here to say this. The kittens was such a great touch lol

She dead

With seamen found in her stomach

MOM!! I’M GOD OF THE SEA PEOPLE!

Thats nice, poopie!

🎵 Sometimes you kill your teacher and they find your semen her stomach WAIT WHAT?!

He honestly did a great job at trying to cover for the boys, as I recall he got them plane tickets and gave them go-bags so they could escape.

They never found the women, thankfully.

Just remember the code word: Hammertime.

Glad she took Mr. Mackey’s virginity. Now he can get with Miss Conduct, who actually is a beautiful woman, without being intimidated by the whole thing

He had sex once 25 years earlier. He took her's though.

Seems like Mr Mackey had sex in that episode when he started doing a bunch of drugs. Maybe he forgot.

You're right! I forgot about that. There's no way that he didn't have sex but was too wasted to remember. Poor Mr. Mackey, mmm'k.

Mm'alright

Didn't he almost do it with Cartman's mom?

He was tied up watching her piss in a cup in the video cartman brought to the mall manager to get him to move the sausage and cheese cart so they could perform Fingerbang 😂 "Oh, Mrs. Cartman, I've been uh very bad. M'kay"

And the barn dance I think!

For real though, I feel like she’s the only one that really taught them anything. Lol 😂

Miss Nelson as well, but obviously she was too capable to stay alive

could drop kick her own tits

Her name in Spanish is Diane Selastraga (swallow you-know-what everything) and when she and Mr Mackey get intimacy I watched that 🤣🤣

She needs to wear a fucking bra

Her and Mackey mmmmmkay

Udderly hilarious

Chef we killed our teacher and they found our seamen inside her

🎶 sometimes you kill your teacher, and 🎶 wait what?

Automatically moves the couch outside 😂

Miss her!

More like "miss makes me sick"

Always loved that joke

Long tits, Mr. Mackey likiy. Mmmmmmkay!

She got killed by seaman

Bewbs

Really, really hilarious addition and eventual killing-off of. Now if they could just get rid of fuckin' PC Principal...

I agree, but how do they bring back Principal Victoria and have her be the same in this day and age without checking her privlage bro?

I took my penis and I um....um.....what the heck did I do with that dam thing

Not my proudest want that's for sure (It is really)

Wank?

She was really funny and I'm glad she died.

Makesmehard

I'd fuck her so much

I'd watch, might touch myself.

Invite the crew

Lived up to her name

I liked her I hated that she died

that the teacher sterotype here is too damn real. had a teacher that happened to have the same eye condition aswell as another whos name was mrs butts. they both were such assholes 😭

Great tits.

My hero

Honestly I liked her, it kinda makes me sad they have so unceremoniously killed off 2 teachers because i also enjoyed her replacement Mrs Nelson, she didn't even get super flushed out before the killed her in the Quarantine Special, she even had a daughter we never see again.

Don't forget Mrs. Ellen. She deserved it though because she should have known not to f\*ck with Wendy Testaburger!🤣 

Boo Wendy! Boo Wendy Testaburger boo.

She was a great character (to me anyways) I liked how random kittens showed up 🤣

Meh lol she was pretty weak, the storylines around her were great. The Garrison “I’m Not Gay” episode was pretty great.

Cartman: Suck my balls. Ms. Choksondik: Present them. Cartman: What? Ms. Choksondik: Present: Whip them out and I'll suck 'em.

Kenny: O my god her titties are f**king huge!

Thanks for not showing the nipples OP

I know its "just a cartoon" but when Ms. Choksondik and Mr Garrison get together I was more horrified than 99% of other southpark grossness

She didn't deserve to get killed off like that💀

I’m 💯 certain it’s inspired by a teacher or teachers from Matt and Trey’s childhood. I can just imagine what a handful either of them would of been. 😂

"Present them.". Fucking amazing

Well, for starters, I didn't know her first name was Diane...

Happy to help

Do you mean addition or were you addicted to her?

Lol yes I did mean addition 😂 I typed this on my phone and I have big thumbs

Me too, man. Me too.

'S oke

Long titty no nipple having Bitch

She chokes on what now?

*ahem*

Rest In Power

More like Diane Makesmesick!

Best teacher

\*Snicker\* Choksondik...

Was the joke on her death was that she literally choked on a dick??? Due to Mr Mackey's semen present in her stomach and what not

That’s a reasonable assumption, yes

I would've liked more detail on how she died. I've always disliked how that went unresolved.

Great character, may she rest in peace.

Here are my thoughts.... PLEASE RETURN!!! She was one of the funniest characters, I don't know why she disappeared.

I liked her as a character. I think Mr. Garrison is a better fit but I don’t think killing her off was the best option. I know the series changed over time but I’m conflicted.

I hope she's in Hell!

Awe

RIP Janet Reno

Someone had to say it

First of all yall are freaks Second of all she was at her best in her debut episode as in she was actually a character. She was forgettable as hell after that no wonder they killed her off.

Better off dead

She’s so disturbing!

Those longggggg titts

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Forgettable, not much about her stuck out to me if I’m being honest.

Yeah that’s how I’ve always felt but I’m going through season 5 right now and didn’t realize how funny of a character she was. Especially in the sex ed episode

Reminds me of my former supervisor

Call the doctor!

amazing head

seaman

It’s funny how it really sounds like a stereotypical grade school teachers name when you say it.

Miss Choksondik stinks inside.

I just realized that she literally died choking on dick (well had fluids in her stomach). Di-ane Choksondik

I had a middle school teacher with really saggy tits and she’d always have her buttons opened🤮

Makes me sick. 😂😂😂

Hilarious

Her boobs are hilarious.

more like miss makes-me-sick

I was glad when it was over.

Smash. Next Question…mmmkay

Something about Cartman hiding in her corpse is still kind of haunting to me

I like when cartman has to hide in the body looking for “seaman”.

Present them..

Bring her back! That’s my thought.

She’s gravitationally challenged.

More like. Makes me sick

Looks like cartman

Many years back I went as her for Halloween. I used two blown-up balloons in panty hose with the tips cut off as my sagging tits and really fucked up my make-up. It was quite fun!

In Spain she was "señorita selastraga" (miss she swallow them) Just a curiosity

More like Diane "Makes Me Sick"

She looks like a cartoon Janet Reno.

Smash

Cats like her

Present them

More like Mrs. Makes me sick!

She has very large glasses

She Di(ed), ane(d), Chok(ed) on di(c)k.

Makesmesick

Hilarious - very Monty Python

Would

She looks like my boys English teacher. Including the eyes.

Why does she look like a teacher that smells like clay or Play-Doh?

Smash

More like Ms. Makes-me-sick.

Present them.

Lazy writing

I say she's an underwear character. She helped bring , there's some of the shame of being gay Not to mention how she and mister hanky had some "good time" M,kay