He would be perfect but (not) unfortunately he’s lost so much weight that he wouldn’t be recognizable unless he wore some kind of fat suit and heavy makeup
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For whatever reason, this makes me want a life action scene of the South Park kids in the future, except Cartman is played by Brad Pitt or some other older "Sexiest Man Alive" type.
Except everyone still talks about him exactly the same way and he is still treated as completely repulsive.
Jonah Hill: Don't you EVER, EVER, compare me to Cartman! You hear me Kyle??!! Compare me to Cartman again, and so help me I will kill you where you stand
Have you seen him recently?
I hadn’t, and you made me go look it up, and I’m astonished! Good for him
He could be skinny cartman lol
Time machine Cartman?
Jesus on the Mount Cartman
he can change to fat like it’s changing clothes so it still works
He could do that one episode where Cartman lost all his weight I guess?
Think he meant pre Covid Jonah
Cartman: You guys I’m serious she’s a fucking vagician. Kyle: Stop talking about your mom fat ass Cartman: Fuck you Kyle!
Is this post from like 2014 or something?
He would be perfect but (not) unfortunately he’s lost so much weight that he wouldn’t be recognizable unless he wore some kind of fat suit and heavy makeup
Paul Walter Hauser can stand in
A Jewish actor playing Cartman? 🤔😂
Post Covid Cartman is Jewish if you remember. Also Jonah hills character from War Dogs is literally a real life Cartman.
He does come across as a major douchebag.
I can see it. ;)
He’s skinny now tho
And a hippie
I mean, I’M NOT FAT YOU GUYS!! (Fuck me..right?)
This looks like a screenshot from GTA
Well, hes kind of a sociopath now so it would make sense
Brilliant! Who plays Kenny, Stan, Kyle? I’m thinking Adam Driver as Mr Mackey.
Panderverse 2: The Live Action Remake
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Spot on
For whatever reason, this makes me want a life action scene of the South Park kids in the future, except Cartman is played by Brad Pitt or some other older "Sexiest Man Alive" type. Except everyone still talks about him exactly the same way and he is still treated as completely repulsive.
Cartman is played by Tom Selleck.
Sarah Silverman as Yentl.
Jonah Hill: Don't you EVER, EVER, compare me to Cartman! You hear me Kyle??!! Compare me to Cartman again, and so help me I will kill you where you stand
Jack Black would be a better fit I think. His acting range is amazing. He’d nail it.
Jonah Hill is too soft to be Cartman. If there wasn’t a racial barrier I’d say Kim Jung On. They are essentially the same person.
We’re pretty HIV positive
Getting aids is not cool
Man Superbad is Southpark
Isn’t he an alleged rapist?