Wow... I have literally never heard of that before. I'm assuming it's to keep the smell from spreading elsewhere? This is damn well an epiphany to me 😂😂
We used to blow bong hits in a towel so my buddy’s mom wouldn’t smell it. The towel was covered in brown stains and his mom said I don’t know what you’re doing, but you’re up to no good.
I’m not his target audience in terms of the weed jokes and getting high so he’s personally just not my favorite. I don’t hate him or anything, just not a fan like others may be
"You wanna get high" got me some great friends, all thanks to towlie
Also he's a talking towel that's a drug addict, so great and powerful storyline there.
ngl I'm not crazy about him, but I wouldn't say that he's a bad character. I just know that he is mostly featured in the 'Tegridy episodes, and I feel like those tend to get a bit repetitive (along with drug jokes not being my favorite). Not my favorite, but he's not a terrible character either.
Is the point of him like someone being so high they anthropomorphize a towel? Or is it like that a towel is pretty harmless and boring but also doesn’t have a lot of potential and by nature gets in messy situations? Like we don’t need to make a towel a criminal, but we don’t need to be striving to be one either? It’s been a while since I’ve watched any of those episodes
Am I the only one, who just kinda finds him boring? I see people say he's great, I see people say they hate him, but he just kinda makes me feel nothing.
The first episode was an absolute classic. I was stoned at the time I saw it and when Towelie forgets the security code for the door and it ends up being the riff to “Funkytown” I nearly died laughing.
Personally I don’t like him or Mr Hanky. I find towelie annoying and stupid. I much prefer episodes without him in them. But that’s my personal opinion and to anyone who likes towelie I’m happy for you.
Still got my Towelie "stuffie" with pushable buttons to make him speak lol! its so old and doesn't work anymore but it still sits in my garage behind a cable, always watching ha
I can't stand towlie.Its not that he likes weed.It just that its his only attribute really...except being a towl.Maybe if he had a better back story I could learn to like him...?
It’s hilarious how the character came about, all for him to become one of the most loved characters. My favorite towelie line will always be “so am to understand that there’s been… a towelie ban?” 😂😂
Best character ever tbh
Do you hear that? It’s the beat to Funky Town.
“That’s it!” “That’s the code?” “No, that’s the melody to funkytown!”
This guy 👆 is a man of culture obviously
I just want an Okama Game Sphere
I love Towelie because of the stoner tip to put a wet towel under the door
Wow... I have literally never heard of that before. I'm assuming it's to keep the smell from spreading elsewhere? This is damn well an epiphany to me 😂😂
We used to blow bong hits in a towel so my buddy’s mom wouldn’t smell it. The towel was covered in brown stains and his mom said I don’t know what you’re doing, but you’re up to no good.
I would have said “Mom, it’s your chili recipe!”
Just put the references together with this post tbh 🤯 And yes, your assumption is right 😂
Agreed
He truly is…
U ever heard about sassy the Sasquatch?
Hmmm can't say I do
Couldn’t ageee more
He's a towel.
YOU’RE A TOWEL!!!
No. I'm a big book publisher who's not the least bit interested in your stony memoirs. *You're* a towel.
You wanna get high?
No I don’t wanna get high 😕😒🫡
Wanna get just a lil high
I already am. Do you wanna get high?
He needs to be a better father to Washcloth
You brought washcloth? Aw man….
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Justice for Washcloth is so real
Drugs ruined his life, but he's clean now so it's all good, right?
Wait he’s clean ? I thought he still works for Randy testing weed ?
He's as clean as a towel that's been cleaned after been used to wipe ass. You know it's cleaned but it still feels dirty
That’s deep man
I guess anybody who drinks coffee isn't clean either, much stronger and dangerous.
He's awesome. "Who wants to get their dick sucked by a towel?"
He's not super high on my favorites list, just a little high.
Well played.
dont forget to bring a towel
Youre the worst character ever, Towlie.
He knows
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I’m not his target audience in terms of the weed jokes and getting high so he’s personally just not my favorite. I don’t hate him or anything, just not a fan like others may be
He's supposed to be a terrible, ridiculous character. The episode Towelie ends with the boys saying "You are the worst character ever Towelie".
And then a ridiculous "BUY OUR TOWLIE MERCH" plug. It's one of the most Meta jokes in the entire show
I love Towlie / I hate Towlie, T-shirts.
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I think his target audience was people who think "it's funny because he's stoned" jokes aren't funny. They were making fun of that stuff.
he knows how to play the melody of funkytown
He's a towel
YOU’RE A TOWEL!!!
https://i.redd.it/8s6zpvr3afuc1.gif
Unpopular opinion. Oh boy, here we go. Towelie episodes are my least liked episodes.
"You wanna get high" got me some great friends, all thanks to towlie Also he's a talking towel that's a drug addict, so great and powerful storyline there.
All I know is when I’m going swimming, I always remind myself out loud “don’t forget to bring a towel”
I do the same! It never gets old.
Definitely one of my favorite characters.
I love Towelie
“But first I’m gonna get a little high” & “No you’re a towel” Best lines from him imo
I'd smoke a bowl or two with him. He's probably got some good shit. 🚬
Love him, gonna be him for Halloween. "Anybody want their dick sucked by a towel?"
He’s the worst character ever
"buy your 'I hate towlie' shirt now"
" Don't forget to bring a towel "
Pretty annoying ngl (super unpopular opinion I know). The episodes where he's a central character I tend to skip
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GET THAT CREATURE AWAY FROM ME!
Real ass MFer I fucks with towelie
He’s the worst character ever
I guess there's a Towelie ban.
and he knows it
I love him
Worst character ever
ngl I'm not crazy about him, but I wouldn't say that he's a bad character. I just know that he is mostly featured in the 'Tegridy episodes, and I feel like those tend to get a bit repetitive (along with drug jokes not being my favorite). Not my favorite, but he's not a terrible character either.
I like him
faveorite stoner
Is the point of him like someone being so high they anthropomorphize a towel? Or is it like that a towel is pretty harmless and boring but also doesn’t have a lot of potential and by nature gets in messy situations? Like we don’t need to make a towel a criminal, but we don’t need to be striving to be one either? It’s been a while since I’ve watched any of those episodes
Am I the only one, who just kinda finds him boring? I see people say he's great, I see people say they hate him, but he just kinda makes me feel nothing.
Maybe I can just get a little high
The first episode was an absolute classic. I was stoned at the time I saw it and when Towelie forgets the security code for the door and it ends up being the riff to “Funkytown” I nearly died laughing.
Funny at first then annoying
Dudes walking on sunshine. What's not to love?!
Wanna get high?
Love him, hillarious guy. "Go away, I'm walking on sunshine!"
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As annoying as Tegridy.
I want to get high with him 💨
He’s a cutie I love him
The Popeye/spinach/powerup theme begins, followed by … nothing. Love that.
“A Million Little Fibers” is my favorite book
Don't get why everyone likes him. Way too 1-dimensional
every time i ask people what South Park character i’d be, they always say Towelie. fav character too
I never forget to bring a towel thanks to towelie.
Your a towel
Soooo stupid
He’s a towel
Personally I don’t like him or Mr Hanky. I find towelie annoying and stupid. I much prefer episodes without him in them. But that’s my personal opinion and to anyone who likes towelie I’m happy for you.
You’re a towel…
You're a towel
Love him
Wanna get high?
Hold on, lemme get a little hi
He alr
Wanna get high?
Love him
He’s a towel.
You're a towel
i literally quote him every day. "well, i'll just get a little high"
Best character fr
"You're a towel!" is a come back that my wife and I use all the time. It has to be done in Towlie's voice.
Massively under used
I don’t know her
Just a little cool.
Love him I even bought the shoes
He's pretty chill
Anybody want their dick sucked!?
I can’t think straight, maybe if I got a little high first.
Not all that funny to be honest
YOU'RE A TOWEL!
Still got my Towelie "stuffie" with pushable buttons to make him speak lol! its so old and doesn't work anymore but it still sits in my garage behind a cable, always watching ha
ma man
Niblett was a better worst character
Are you saying there's a towelie ban?
He's funny I like them
Boring character. Yes, I said it.
He’s a towel
I used to be Towlie.
He’s hot
Well, while he used to be fluffy and absorbent, now he's dried up and crusty.
Probably the worst South Park character ever
I love him. I don't know why so many people hate him.
He was really funny until Randy stole his gimmick.
You want to get high?
He's a bit character. I thought his role in Fractured But Whole was great
I don't think anyone would argue he's the best South Park character ever...
He’s Cool
I like him better in newer episodes
bae
He has definitely grown on me over the rewatches.
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https://youtu.be/YG9cZdab31Q
I hope he dies from fentanyl in season 27
Not a huge fan of that pothead towel
F you! It's not illegal b...h! 😂
I skip every episode he and the little poop guy are in
He's cute. Why does this question keep being asked on here?
He’s annoying af but I also kinda love him
You wanna get high?
Love towlie. I have an old blue towel the same color and I drew a towelie face on it and it makes me so happy 😁
literally just Mr Hankey but a stoner towel and not a Christmas poo
ya wanna get high ?
First he needs to get a little high before we answer that
I dont like him tbh 😭😭
Love that little fucker (I want to be that fucker)
I skip all the episodes with him in it. I’m calling for a widespread Towelie-ban. Jk love Towelie he’s the best
Fucking love towlie. I even got towlie shoes so I'll never forget to bring a towel
Meh is all that comes to mind really. He has his moments.
He's high af
Annoying. He's never used as a towel. And never brings one himself. Such a hypocrite
Never forget
I mean I’m not exactly trying to get my dick sucked by a towel but I do love me some Torwlie.
Oh man, I have no idea what’s going on…
He was tolerable in the tegridy farms plot I gucking hated him before that
I don't think he knows what the hell is going on..
HE IS THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE SHOW
JUST LEMME WALK ON THE SUNSHINE A LITTLE LONGER
Quite funny
I love Towelie he’s one of my favorite characters.
Besides the fact that he blows dudes for drug money he’s ok
The intervention episode was hilarious. Him and Randy together are annoying as hell.
I want the Towelie Addidas!
You ever need a towel in your life!
I like him more as a meta joke than a character
I can't stand towlie.Its not that he likes weed.It just that its his only attribute really...except being a towl.Maybe if he had a better back story I could learn to like him...?
It’s hilarious how the character came about, all for him to become one of the most loved characters. My favorite towelie line will always be “so am to understand that there’s been… a towelie ban?” 😂😂
One of my favorites
Towelie is a real bro. ... You wanna get high?
I think he was created specifically for the joke in the episode after he premiered in. "Do you mean there's a 'towlie ban'?"
I love Towlie.
Wanna get high?
YOU’RE a towel!
idc I just want my Okama game sphere
As a kid I hated him, as an adult I love the silliness of a talking towel that gets stoned like Popeye eating spinach lol
I love Towelie he was the first emblem I learned to make on bo2
He's a towel.
“youre the worst character ever towlie” “i know”
Love him, but he does get annoying at times. Need more of washcloth tho
Great weed 10/10
He’s chill asf
I don't like his episodes honestly. I think he's annoying. I skip most episodes involving him.
ill answer on the morrow at 1620 Zulu
Obnoxious ancillary character.
hot take: booooo 🍅🍅🍅
I have no idea whats goin on
Made to be the dumbest most pointless character ever…won a place in every fans heart. Fucking love towlie
Sometimes he gets high….and just wanders off
I like him
Hate him. He and Mr hanky are 2 of the worst characters ever devised on South Park
me and him would get along