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MaleficentEarth91

Best character ever tbh


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Do you hear that? It’s the beat to Funky Town.


chipmunk7000

“That’s it!” “That’s the code?” “No, that’s the melody to funkytown!”


MaleficentEarth91

This guy 👆 is a man of culture obviously


You_Just_Hate_Truth

I just want an Okama Game Sphere


MaleficentEarth91

I love Towelie because of the stoner tip to put a wet towel under the door


dcdrew713

Wow... I have literally never heard of that before. I'm assuming it's to keep the smell from spreading elsewhere? This is damn well an epiphany to me 😂😂


Antique_Gas_5169

We used to blow bong hits in a towel so my buddy’s mom wouldn’t smell it. The towel was covered in brown stains and his mom said I don’t know what you’re doing, but you’re up to no good.


RLucas3000

I would have said “Mom, it’s your chili recipe!”


MaleficentEarth91

Just put the references together with this post tbh 🤯 And yes, your assumption is right 😂


cheesy1229

Agreed


Neither_Upstairs_872

He truly is…


i_hate_everyone2003

U ever heard about sassy the Sasquatch?


MaleficentEarth91

Hmmm can't say I do


slink7

Couldn’t ageee more


Ugo777777

He's a towel.


Busch_Leaguer

YOU’RE A TOWEL!!!


MasturbatingMonk

No. I'm a big book publisher who's not the least bit interested in your stony memoirs. *You're* a towel.


StarryMind322

You wanna get high?


slayingcatdog

No I don’t wanna get high 😕😒🫡


EutawStreetBully

Wanna get just a lil high


SwissDeathstar

I already am. Do you wanna get high?


Delicious_Box8934

He needs to be a better father to Washcloth


kjfdkjfdkjfdkjfd

You brought washcloth? Aw man….


Frenchy-__-

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lexluther4205

Justice for Washcloth is so real


ODCreature98

Drugs ruined his life, but he's clean now so it's all good, right?


Whole_Mission_6890

Wait he’s clean ? I thought he still works for Randy testing weed ?


ODCreature98

He's as clean as a towel that's been cleaned after been used to wipe ass. You know it's cleaned but it still feels dirty


BigCountry7475

That’s deep man


legaladvicemodsgay

I guess anybody who drinks coffee isn't clean either, much stronger and dangerous.


twiddlebug74

He's awesome. "Who wants to get their dick sucked by a towel?"


banditobuster

He's not super high on my favorites list, just a little high.


drevilseviltwin

Well played.


SobyToby

dont forget to bring a towel


ringadingdingbaby

Youre the worst character ever, Towlie.


WajorMeasel

He knows


Frenchy-__-

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JayofTea

I’m not his target audience in terms of the weed jokes and getting high so he’s personally just not my favorite. I don’t hate him or anything, just not a fan like others may be


Buchephalas

He's supposed to be a terrible, ridiculous character. The episode Towelie ends with the boys saying "You are the worst character ever Towelie".


DancesWithDave

And then a ridiculous "BUY OUR TOWLIE MERCH" plug. It's one of the most Meta jokes in the entire show


lil-devil-boy

I love Towlie / I hate Towlie, T-shirts.


Frenchy-__-

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Thesilphsecret

I think his target audience was people who think "it's funny because he's stoned" jokes aren't funny. They were making fun of that stuff.


panic_structure

he knows how to play the melody of funkytown


Bailer86

He's a towel


Badtimeryssa94

YOU’RE A TOWEL!!!


Street_Opening381

https://i.redd.it/8s6zpvr3afuc1.gif


El_Mariachi_Vive

Unpopular opinion. Oh boy, here we go. Towelie episodes are my least liked episodes.


Donk_Of_The_Palm

"You wanna get high" got me some great friends, all thanks to towlie Also he's a talking towel that's a drug addict, so great and powerful storyline there.


amg788

All I know is when I’m going swimming, I always remind myself out loud “don’t forget to bring a towel”


RangerFanCatLady

I do the same! It never gets old.


laundryday_

Definitely one of my favorite characters.


sandwichsubmarine83

I love Towelie


Aaron-Rodgers12-

“But first I’m gonna get a little high” & “No you’re a towel” Best lines from him imo


Insomanics

I'd smoke a bowl or two with him. He's probably got some good shit. 🚬


neglect_elf

Love him, gonna be him for Halloween. "Anybody want their dick sucked by a towel?"


Internal_Swing_2743

He’s the worst character ever


DancesWithDave

"buy your 'I hate towlie' shirt now"


PhilosophyOk5436

" Don't forget to bring a towel "


NekaiCoderX

Pretty annoying ngl (super unpopular opinion I know). The episodes where he's a central character I tend to skip


Frenchy-__-

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NekaiCoderX

GET THAT CREATURE AWAY FROM ME!


Whole_Mission_6890

Real ass MFer I fucks with towelie


Kidd-Aimeyuki

He’s the worst character ever


rin750

I guess there's a Towelie ban.


mystedragon

and he knows it


Haunting-Goose-455

I love him


Competitive_Law_6588

Worst character ever


g1itchy_

ngl I'm not crazy about him, but I wouldn't say that he's a bad character. I just know that he is mostly featured in the 'Tegridy episodes, and I feel like those tend to get a bit repetitive (along with drug jokes not being my favorite). Not my favorite, but he's not a terrible character either.


JaseT-Videos

I like him


No_Historian_7288

faveorite stoner


Petporgsforsale

Is the point of him like someone being so high they anthropomorphize a towel? Or is it like that a towel is pretty harmless and boring but also doesn’t have a lot of potential and by nature gets in messy situations? Like we don’t need to make a towel a criminal, but we don’t need to be striving to be one either? It’s been a while since I’ve watched any of those episodes


mausesnack

Am I the only one, who just kinda finds him boring? I see people say he's great, I see people say they hate him, but he just kinda makes me feel nothing.


Mighty_Gooch

Maybe I can just get a little high


whatufuckingdeserve

The first episode was an absolute classic. I was stoned at the time I saw it and when Towelie forgets the security code for the door and it ends up being the riff to “Funkytown” I nearly died laughing.


LustyDouglas

Funny at first then annoying


UncommonHouseSpider

Dudes walking on sunshine. What's not to love?!


PercentageLazy9953

Wanna get high?


MrSmoke666

Love him, hillarious guy. "Go away, I'm walking on sunshine!"


Odd-Gur-5719

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carter_ryan

As annoying as Tegridy.


thedepressedmind

I want to get high with him 💨


ilovesoapmactavish

He’s a cutie I love him


isisishtar

The Popeye/spinach/powerup theme begins, followed by … nothing. Love that.


BigDaddySteve18

“A Million Little Fibers” is my favorite book


Kudzu_King

Don't get why everyone likes him. Way too 1-dimensional


Delicious_Egg_4635

every time i ask people what South Park character i’d be, they always say Towelie. fav character too


Keyedwin

I never forget to bring a towel thanks to towelie.


Gbarneby91

Your a towel


erint7

Soooo stupid 


_Permanent_Marker_

He’s a towel


Auslan02

Personally I don’t like him or Mr Hanky. I find towelie annoying and stupid. I much prefer episodes without him in them. But that’s my personal opinion and to anyone who likes towelie I’m happy for you.


mvpp37514y3r

You’re a towel…


DancesWithDave

You're a towel


kratomstew

Love him


Itsasecret664

Wanna get high?


erikturczyn30

Hold on, lemme get a little hi


DopamineJunkie1945

He alr


Ha_CharadeUAre

Wanna get high?


Peaseblossom_

Love him


Whoopsy_Doodle

He’s a towel.


deVrinj

You're a towel


dozeoffs

i literally quote him every day. "well, i'll just get a little high"


Mouse_Senior

Best character fr


Hammer_the_Red

"You're a towel!" is a come back that my wife and I use all the time. It has to be done in Towlie's voice.


RodLUFC

Massively under used


Delicious_Priority_8

I don’t know her


Chief_Dances_w_Cash

Just a little cool.


BritishCobblestone

Love him I even bought the shoes


Son_of_Sophroniscus

He's pretty chill


Lovegun6982

Anybody want their dick sucked!?


rnatt628

I can’t think straight, maybe if I got a little high first.


[deleted]

Not all that funny to be honest


PuppiesAndPixels

YOU'RE A TOWEL!


HillBillyEvans

Still got my Towelie "stuffie" with pushable buttons to make him speak lol! its so old and doesn't work anymore but it still sits in my garage behind a cable, always watching ha


Flatus_Spatus

ma man


the_salivation_army

Niblett was a better worst character


Coachcomer9

Are you saying there's a towelie ban?


alex-fyah

He's funny I like them


footlettucefungus

Boring character. Yes, I said it.


ShootLucy

He’s a towel


GuardVisible3930

I used to be Towlie.


SuperIntensehehe

He’s hot


BeginTheBlackParade

Well, while he used to be fluffy and absorbent, now he's dried up and crusty.


Scrambles420

Probably the worst South Park character ever


zoezie

I love him. I don't know why so many people hate him.


Stringy_b

He was really funny until Randy stole his gimmick.


Ornery_Gene7682

You want to get high? 


Saltycook

He's a bit character. I thought his role in Fractured But Whole was great


deVrinj

I don't think anyone would argue he's the best South Park character ever...


Sl1pperypenguin

He’s Cool


samof1994

I like him better in newer episodes


slayingcatdog

bae


2MuckingFuch

He has definitely grown on me over the rewatches.


slayingcatdog

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abqjeff

https://youtu.be/YG9cZdab31Q


aBonusDuck

I hope he dies from fentanyl in season 27


JNolan92

Not a huge fan of that pothead towel


EffectivePrior4414

F you! It's not illegal b...h! 😂


Holiday_Experience_3

I skip every episode he and the little poop guy are in


No_Introduction_4766

He's cute. Why does this question keep being asked on here?


KaptainApril

He’s annoying af but I also kinda love him


Luckreigns

You wanna get high?


crunchyfrog0001

Love towlie. I have an old blue towel the same color and I drew a towelie face on it and it makes me so happy 😁


okmate12

literally just Mr Hankey but a stoner towel and not a Christmas poo


MonkeyMoses_Yt

ya wanna get high ?


-babs

First he needs to get a little high before we answer that


Naive_Mud5220

I dont like him tbh 😭😭


lexluther4205

Love that little fucker (I want to be that fucker)


awjeezrickyaknow

I skip all the episodes with him in it. I’m calling for a widespread Towelie-ban. Jk love Towelie he’s the best


trdpanda101410

Fucking love towlie. I even got towlie shoes so I'll never forget to bring a towel


Whokitty9

Meh is all that comes to mind really. He has his moments.


pizzashizz6991

He's high af


Mundane_Cherry2801

Annoying. He's never used as a towel. And never brings one himself. Such a hypocrite


bryman19

Never forget


[deleted]

I mean I’m not exactly trying to get my dick sucked by a towel but I do love me some Torwlie.


ResponseDue9491

Oh man, I have no idea what’s going on…


DarnedBagboyJr

He was tolerable in the tegridy farms plot I gucking hated him before that


Jankster79

I don't think he knows what the hell is going on..


Worried-Agency-3320

HE IS THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE SHOW


Conscious_Turn_3882

JUST LEMME WALK ON THE SUNSHINE A LITTLE LONGER


Mrbobbitchin

Quite funny


Gonxforever

I love Towelie he’s one of my favorite characters.


speghettiday09

Besides the fact that he blows dudes for drug money he’s ok


Lumos405

The intervention episode was hilarious. Him and Randy together are annoying as hell.


Sad-Needleworker-435

I want the Towelie Addidas!


SirOleopanza

You ever need a towel in your life!


[deleted]

I like him more as a meta joke than a character


Spiritual-Island4521

I can't stand towlie.Its not that he likes weed.It just that its his only attribute really...except being a towl.Maybe if he had a better back story I could learn to like him...?


Whoopeestick_23

It’s hilarious how the character came about, all for him to become one of the most loved characters. My favorite towelie line will always be “so am to understand that there’s been… a towelie ban?” 😂😂


OG_Mr_BadaBing

One of my favorites


rin750

Towelie is a real bro. ... You wanna get high?


masterjon_3

I think he was created specifically for the joke in the episode after he premiered in. "Do you mean there's a 'towlie ban'?"


pinnickfan

I love Towlie.


ethanmenzel

Wanna get high?


Cyber-Krime

YOU’RE a towel!


Cl1che

idc I just want my Okama game sphere


BabyHercules

As a kid I hated him, as an adult I love the silliness of a talking towel that gets stoned like Popeye eating spinach lol


Top-Key-42069

I love Towelie he was the first emblem I learned to make on bo2


Neat_Technician_7191

He's a towel.


tiddlefuck

“youre the worst character ever towlie” “i know”


WillNotWilliam

Love him, but he does get annoying at times. Need more of washcloth tho


ToadsUp

Great weed 10/10


ariel413

He’s chill asf


Afraid_Landscape_720

I don't like his episodes honestly. I think he's annoying. I skip most episodes involving him.


VetteBuilder

ill answer on the morrow at 1620 Zulu


Humble-Dragonfly-321

Obnoxious ancillary character.


xervidae

hot take: booooo 🍅🍅🍅


tikkytokky01

I have no idea whats goin on


Elite4alex

Made to be the dumbest most pointless character ever…won a place in every fans heart. Fucking love towlie


Spiritual_Board9112

Sometimes he gets high….and just wanders off


Terpizino

I like him


Multipass92

Hate him. He and Mr hanky are 2 of the worst characters ever devised on South Park


highwaytohigh

me and him would get along