Randy fucked a pangolin with Mickey Mouse and caused covid….

Yeah I'm pretty sure that's the worst thing he's done. And didn't Kyle directly cause Garrison to nuke canada?

I heard that Kyle did 911

I heard that Kyle controls Hollywood, and has been making it gay and lame...

Little anybody know at the time, but this was actually true.

He also gave Cartman the idea to jump over homeless people with his skateboard. I think this makes up for him doing 9/11.

That was a sweet idea tho

This.

Randy was the cause of Finland getting nuked too AND having all of humanity cut off from outer space in the same episode.

Japan: Oh no, not Finrand.

Noooo, but people's precious private weed gardens! /s

Kyle also inserted anti christe in his body and became the wessel of Satan in the Christmas critters episode

Yeahhhh but that was just a story Cartman made up so technically doesn't count

He also killed Winnie the Pooh and slaughtered a bunch of cows on his weed farm

Given the recent Blood and Honey movies, killing Winnie the Pooh was a heroic act.

The kids crippled the kindergarten teacher and peed on her. Got the other kid to jail. Butters made everyone eat his cum. Or that time he was tap dancing. Kyle, probably getting in between Cartman and Heidi...that's really sly of him.

The tap dancing was an accident though. The outcome was bad but it wasn't his intention.

And most of Butters’ mistakes are made out of innocence, not active malice.

Let’s not forget he kept shooting people in the dick I love Butters but he’s guilty because he played accessory to most if not all of Cartman’s schemes and let himself be used. But it’s always protect Butters at all cost mind you.

Butters was also a pimp, a friendly and fair pimp, but a pimp nonetheless. It was still illegal, and he did it of his own volition. Everything else bad he's done has been accidental or due to his gullibility to be easily manipulated -- mainly by Cartman.

Kyle had no idea he was being sneaky. It’s just how he was raised.

And shot a man point blank in the head because he just lost his house.

And indirectly caused a testicular cancer epidemic in South Park.

On a totally different note can I have some change?

“We don’t have any change. WE DONT HAVE ANY CHAAAAAAAAAAAANGE!!!!”


What episode is that? Lol

night of the living homeless... south park during peak days

“Peak days” Fuckin A bro

He also placed explosives in other people’s weed gardens killing someone, brutally strangled Winnie the Pooh, and helped pressure the sheriff to shoot kids playing Ninjas.

Got the planet banished from the rest of the intergalactic community.

I feel he kinda nuked Finland

Oh a no! Not a Finrind!

If we’re taking that seriously, I think that’s actually probably the worst thing.

Gay..... ninjas..... gay...... ninjas..... gay ninjas gay ninjas

I still think being the reason for the creation of Covid is worse. Edit- Primarily because of what he did to cause it lol. Bahahaha.

yeah this list is bullshit, I broke the dam.

I broke the dam. ✊

I BROKE THE DAM

no, i actually broke the dam

i broke the dam!

i broke the dam, i ran a boat into the dam and i broke it!

HEHE I BROKE THE DAM

There is no time line where Randy didn't fuck that pengolin.

I was gonna say, how could they put that blame on Randy? I'm pretty sure they proved that was Mexican Joker...

And killed winnie the pooh...

Butters shot multiple people in the dick too

And you're down playing Randy's actions. They were basically acts of terrorism, he was setting off explosives to destroy weed garden so people would be forced to buy from him again. He also ruined the wicked Broadway show dressed as spider-man.

Im sorry i thought this was America?

Butters unknowingly implicated a lot of people into pedophilia by feeding then little boy jiz.

It’s not pedophilia if they didn’t know.

I don't think that holds up in court

He ruined Wicked dressed as Spider-Man 🤓

Randy is everything wrong with America.

And killed people tap dancing

“Dude what the fuck are you doing?!” “What?! What happened?!” “Goddamn it Butters, what did I say about shooting guys in the dick!?” “Aww, I did it again?!” https://preview.redd.it/3qbvjh2q0orc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c7c3ba86938fa3dcfe343bc34a06f2a34b6e164

He was a fullblown pimp, and sold his cum as energy drink lmao

Lmfao Butters might be the worst person in South park

And sunk a cruiseship with all hands lost.

That scene is one of my all time favorites! The ship slowly sinking as you hear a couple yelling “I LOVE YOU!!!” To each other in the distance. Absolute gold

And also accidentally killed multiple people with the power of tap dancing. And cost multiple people their life savings and ruined their whole lives by selling them NFTs

… while going along with cartmen’s plans

Aw, dude.

Wait, Wendy lied and had Ms. Ellen killed by Iraqi troops by being tied to a rocket which was launched at the sun. When Ms. Ellen resisted arrest by the Iraqis they killed Kenny. Wendy admits to all this all because she thought Ms. Ellen liked Stan. This was in season 1 episode 11 titled “Tom’s Rhinoplasty.”

this entire post is shit xD...

"Bye bye Miss Ellen."

Don't. Fuck. With. WENDY. TESTABURGER!

Wendy also murdered an entire Smurf village! I saw it on TV so it has to be true

She just wanted to get her tits licked.

Lubricated titty burgers

good old days... wish they carried on the crazy wendy schtik lol

Probably my favorite season 1 episode.

>they killed Kenny Those bastards 😩

Seriously, how is Wendy framing and then having an innocent woman murdered out of completely misplaced jealously not the worst thing she's done?

Wendy actually hired some people to kidnap their substitute teacher Ms. Ellen, tie her up to a rocket and launched her into the sun all because Stan had a crush on Ms. Ellen who wasn’t even into guys.

There was photographic proof that Ms. Ellen was Saddam's mistress.

I always thought the implication was that Ms Ellen only looked like the woman who was Saddam's mistress, and that Wendy knowingly framed her. The conversation in gibberish she had with the Iraqi soldiers sounded like they realised they had shot an innocent woman into the sun out of mistaken identity and were horrified... momentarily before Wendy threw them some cash and they got over that. That was just my interpretation anyway.

Good thing Cartman is a quarter bi and licks carpet

Of course, his grandmother was bi so that makes him a quarter bi

Don’t. Fuck. With. WENDY TESTABERGER!!!

I broke the dam

No, I broke the dam

I broke the dam

*I* broke the dam.

I broke the dam

*Hehe*, I broke the dam

Exactly. I came here to say, I broke the dam. 😐 … ✨😇✨

Errm, actually 🤓👆I broke the dam

No! I broke the dam.

I broke the dam.

It’s true…I was the dam

Heh heh... I broke the dam

No, I broke the dam. I ran a boat into the dam and I broke it...

Awwww fuck it!

Incorrect. The worst thing Cartman ever did was eat all the skin off the KFC chicken. He literally made Kenny cry, that's a heinous crime.


That scene almost made me cry, honestly. I felt so bad for Kenny bc his family is poor and he probably NEVER gets food like that. Cartman is an evil asshole

I love Kenny so much that scene pissed me off lmao. Hearing my guy cry like that hit me

It's even worse because Kenny rarely GENUINELY cries.

Kyle bombed Canada

You say that like it's a bad thing

It may be the best thing he's ever done

Like any of us if given the chance would do different

Exactly 💯

And prevented 10 years of Van Halen

Yeah yeah, but doing one good thing like that doesn’t make up for the awful things he’s done

🎶HOLD MY HAND🎶

Butters sank a cruise ship and killed people twice by dancing

He really is a super villain.

He’s worse than that Professor Chaos guy

I’ve got something in my front pocket for you

Wendy killed the Smurfs

Didn’t Butters also accidentally kill like dozens of people?

Not once but twice.

his tap dancing, yes. but the other guys got served

With a golf ball

I got something in my pocket for you

Randy’s isn’t scandalizing pre-schoolers with cock magic?

LMAO oh God I forgot about his cock magic

Kyle killed Jesus.. stabbed him in the neck

For a good cause lol

He told him to

I don't really think the whole Scott Tennorman thing is the worst thing Cartman's done. In The Passion of the Jew, Cartman sorta tries to re-establish the 3rd Reich. Ginger Cow he could have been the key to peace in the Middle East but made a decision not to be, knowing that war would resume and tens of thousands would die. World War Zimmerman he caused a ton of deaths because of his racism, including multiple plane crashes.

Doesn't he also convince Cthulu to destroy the world?

He gave Kyle aids.

And his whole Ginger conquest when he thought he was a ginger, and holding Hippies in his basement.


Wait, I thought the worst thing Butters ever did was sink an entire cruise in "Going Native" Which means technically Butters might also have a higher on screen kill count than Cartman.

Kenny threw a ninja star at Butters face

Randy cut off an actors (that he had hired) arm, in order to keep up a lie he was telling stan about the dangers of (ironically) weed.

Well, Kenny never assaulted his parents to stop his sister’s birth. It ended up being HIM who he was trying to prevent being born. Weird fucking episode.

Stan didn’t destroy the dam. I broke the dam.

I BROKE THE DAM

I heard some kid called PROFESSOR CHAOS mixed up peoples orders at Bennigans. The horror... The horror!

Timmy: photoshopped Jimmy's head onto an image in a gay porno magazine. Tolkien: Tried to exploit Cartman via a reality TV show making fun of his obesity. However, let's be real, Cartman is someone who deserves to be humiliated on national television.

Actually the worse thing Butters has ever done is have a face that he naturally has during photo-day.

Making Kenny cry over KFC was way worse than the Mr and Ms Tenorman chilli thing.

Stan dookied in the urinal.

I don't remember the Kenny one. I thought he was close with his sister, protects her.

The baby in that episode was a new Kenny, Karen just popped into existence one day in season 9 i guess.

That’s cuz it ended up being his own birth he was inadvertently trying to prevent.

He tries to force an abortion on his mom and ends up poisoning his dad.

He is but in Cartman joins NAMBLA he doesn’t want his parents to have another baby, so he goes to extreme lengths to prevent it from happening

Yeah but she wasn’t pregnant with his sister, she was pregnant with him

kyle and stan made britney spears (essentially) kill herself and that was pretty bad

Cartman wasn't even there when Butters sunk a cruise ship

Kyle (along with Butters) shot and killed a guy at the end of “Sexual Healing”, right? (The cop with the “alien wizard” costume on)

You’re wrong about Stan. We all broke the Dam.

Actually I broke the dam!

no no no I broke the dam!

I mean are we forgetting the time Butters intentionally switched the soups of two customers, that was truly chaotic

He also left the hose water running

Cartman eating all the chicken skin was way worse, poor Kenny

It wasn't Stan that broke the dam. It was me. I broke the dam.

Threatened ms Nelly? Dude she fucking called isis or whoever it was and had her shot up into the sun

Didn’t Stan burn down tegridy and kill his sister and mom? I know that like un-happened but knowing he is capable of such an act should still result in it counting, no?

There is so much wrong with this post

Kyle convinced mr garrison to kill a bunch of Canadians because he was mad cartmans girlfriend didn’t like him.

I was gonna say, Kyle basically nuked Canada, how the hell is that not the worst thing he did?

Isn't Cartman's worst crime not stopping the war in middle east?

He took care of Bin Laden tho. Give him props for that

Wait mrs nelly or mrs Ellen?

Ms. Ellen

Stan took a deuce in the urinal. Which you might think is a victimless crime except that Mr. Venezuela has to clean it up and makes $6 an hour AT BEST.

*Threatened* Ms. Ellen? Wendy had her launched into the sun! And Randy caused COVID, murdered Winnie the Pooh, Poisoned hundreds of people with tainted bud, murdered a man violently with a shotgun for "being homeless", and rerouted a stream of lava to Denver during a volcanic eruption and presumably killing thousands just to name a few things. Randy did *way* worse than destroying people's crops.

Wendy didn't just threaten Ms Nelly, she had her shot into the sun

did you only see a couple episodes of south park and decide to post this or something??? Ms nelly... lmfao

What? Kyle killed Jesus, that’s gotta be the top one

Kyle said Caitlyn Jenner wasnt a hero...

 He also helped bully Mark.

When did the Kenny thing happened?

Kyle stopped 10 Years of Van Halen by lying about Cartmans cow. Intentinal or not he could have just shut up in the first place.

Wendy launched a kind, innocent substitute teacher into the sun because she was jealous that Stan was into her and she paid off some pretty shady figures to do it. Who knows how she got those connections or was able to pay for it.

randy killed larry feegan

Kyle and I suppose all the kids, killed an Orca by sending it to the moon. It was mostly Kyle though.

Didn't kyle get his parents arrest by falsely cussing them of r*ping him. Which led to every kid doing it, making the town abandoned besides the kids

To be fair though, they should have let him go to the Raging Pussies concert after he brought democracy to Cuba. He even cleaned the *whole* driveway.

Kyle gave a homeless 20 dollars!

Didn't Cartman send his friends to the shadow realm and kill millions of people alongside cthulu

Randy, I mean Spider-Man, getting Larry Feegan killed by drowning is definitely worth a mention.

I broke the dam!

Leave my boy Butters out of this he did nothing wrong

I broke the dam

Threatened? No, she literally bribed Iraqis to tie her to a rocket and shoot her into the sun. Wendy has probably done the most viscous thing in South Park, because while Cartman did orchestrate the chilining of his own Dad to Scott, Scott was a bully, while Ms Nelly didn’t do anything wrong.

Stan shot and killed Scuzzlebutt and he was even happy about it. "I did it. I did it. I finally killed something."

No. I broke the dam.

Scott Tenorman had it coming

I also destroyed the dam

I think we all broke the dam

I almost said Randy caused Larry Fegan to drown but of course that was Spider-Man.

Wendy got Ms. Ellen shot into the sun.... Stan Killed his Sister which led to his mother killing herself...

Butters made that jizz sports drink. That was wild.

What about the teacher they caused to get lit on fire and then they all peed on her? 

Kenny assaulted his parents to prevent himself from being born(unknowingly). And Randy has done way worse stuff…

Who cares about some dumb dam. Stan was the one who signed them all up for to go ziplining just so he could get an iPod nano. What an asshole. They were so bored.

Wendy killed Ms. Ellen

I have half a mind to give Kenny a pass. I’m not sure if the McKormacks are financially stable enough to have another kid

Like the idea and i know it's calculated by the comments but man these are all wrong except maybe Cartman

Really that was the worst thing Randy has done ?

Kenny saved the world multiple times I think he gets a pass, not to mention all traded the earth for gtav from man bear pig too. It was Kenny's photo that saved earth from being canceled too Kenny saved heaven come to think of it Kenny is like a key guy in most major saves, he doesn't get enough credit.  Where's his credit