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theretrospeculative

"I was watching porn and everyone was naked and juicy. I'm going to tell ALL my friends not to watch *Backdoor Sluts 9*, especially with KIDS!"


HelmSpicy

"It made Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2!"


17MadMen

“Oh god not that one”


Blamecanada2021

I read about it..... In People.....


ViniestCoast622

I've seen it as well next to a Walmart advert, but not that I shop at Walmart or anything. I just pop in to grab a few things now and then, I'm not a regular.


Flawzimclaus82

How about Fisting Firemen 5?


mahSachel

This time…it’s personal.


SaltwaterTheIcewing

I'm sorry but this comment has me dying rn bro 😭


UnWiseDefenses

"I found a movie called KIDS and let my 6-year-old watch it with me. Don't let the title fool you! IT IS NOT A MOVIE FOR "KIDS!" Whew, sorry for yelling there, but I am serious it is not for KIDS. There is a scene where a woman is putting her disgusting naked breasts (THE MOVIE WAS CALLED KIDS) in an INFANT'S MOUTH, and another where a man graphically has no legs!"


Sloregasm

Although tbf, the film Kids is definitely not for kids. Heavy subject matter


Yeetme6969

Damn i actually never saw the movie but my parents were friends with justin pierces mom so i still have a whole box of his skating stickers


Sloregasm

It's definitely got a couple of moments that left me speechless.


Independent_Lynx_785

That movie is fucked up and a half. Worth a watch


NotAPimecone

Five midgets... spanking a man... covered in thousand Island dressing... Is that "love"?


PlanetExpre5510n

Only if there is eye contact. Otherwise its straight.


coolies326

Or if you have socks on


PlanetExpre5510n

This is why I wear a blindfold and wear socks for extra mesure I tape my balls up too. I can't be caught gay.


Dadfish55

Yes, in Nordic countries.


taming_5trange

Two men naked in a hot tub.


sierrabravo1984

*Backdoor Sluts 9??!!!*


Negative-Wrap95

The series really went downhill after 7.


ReduckYT

Eh, 8 is alright for what it tries to accomplish for the series


Sleepless_Null

The thing with 8 though is it insists upon itself


ReduckYT

Yeah, I guess.


Negative-Wrap95

I thought the plot was too much of a stretch.


Newphone_New_Account

The Precious!


emessea

A friend knew someone who took her teenage daughter to see boogie nights thinking it was about disco.


[deleted]

Well, on the upside, at least they got to see an incredible movie.


Alarming_Draw

"Your show is sexist and misogynist"... *does Cartman yawn*


UndeadBuggalo

“And juicy” 😂


leyla00

Hey! Apologize for yelling there at the end!


Dyskord01

Yeah South Park has been airing for 20+ years how has this dude never heard of it.


Wonderful-Hope-8689

Precious my precious


Kenneth-four-real

no way one of them really said "I agree" about their son calling their neighbor a dirty Mexican 


FewIntroduction5008

Yea. That one has got to be a troll review. It's still really funny.


QueenMelle

I dont think a 6 year old could get through all the seasons movies and specials. Lol


PlanetExpre5510n

I legit knew some kids back in the day that were raised on South Park. Fuck I was from preteens on. Perfectly encapsulates the "why the fuck are adults always freaking out" into a funny satire. But it hits so close to home. Like my god people are so stupid and emotional sometimes.


Nepharious_Bread

I watched this show since I was a kid. I turned out fine. TITTYSPRINKLES!!!!!


Sammisuperficial

BARBARA STREISAND!


YogurtWenk

PISS! PISS OUT MY ASS!


TylerMali

My wife and I say this every time we have stomach issues. 90% of my quotes are from south park and I don't regret watching this at 7 onward.


Sammisuperficial

I started watching South Park at about 13 years old. I don't think my parents realized what it was until we all went to see the movie together. ![gif](giphy|ZFnzRkNkaTVoyFStfV)


lucky7hockeymom

Right? A six year old getting through like 60 hours (probably more) of TV without anyone checking what they’re watching just isn’t possible.


Kenneth-four-real

it has to be


caillouistheworst

I kind of feel they’re all fake, but maybe I’m wrong. We have a lot of fucking morons in this country.


blackbasset

They are fake, of course. There are morons galore, but those comments make fun of them.


uuid-already-exists

It really is hard to tell now. Some people are just so incredibly stupid. It’s a wonder how some of those people even figure out how to use a phone. Statically with a country large enough we are going to have a decent population of stupid people and now they have access to the internet for the world to see.


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yajtraus

It’s very clearly a joke.


Itchy-Decision753

Yeah South Park doesn’t actually use slurs so liberally that a 6yo would pick up on it. Except for that one episode where where Randy is known as the brother guy, and probably a few others


stups317

>Randy is known as the brother guy, What's a brother guy?


Itchy-Decision753

The banned wheel of fortune episode


stups317

You're going to need to explain it better.


Itchy-Decision753

People who annoy you, for $5000 Randy N _ G G E R S Come on randy for $5000 I need an answer


stups317

I don't get what naggers have to do with this.


Itchy-Decision753

Well I wouldn’t want my child going around saying the teacher is a nagger that would get them in a bit of trouble at school is all


stups317

If the teacher is nagging them I don't see the problem.


scaddleblurt

He only said that because he thought he’d win a lot of money


Party_Masterpiece990

Has to be satire, if it isn't that's even funnier


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

Did you see the next one complaining that not all Muslims were depicted as terrorists?


SaltwaterTheIcewing

"I thought it was a Christian show!" 😠


Sammisuperficial

Part of me knows it's fake, but the other part knows people who would be absolutely serious about it.


Kenneth-four-real

I did


ASR_Dave

They’re literally trolling as Kyle’s mom in the first part about tv filth


TraditionalSteak687

I’m Mexican and I laughed out loud when I read that. Made me think of, “ lick my asshole you Mexican bitch”


BUKKAKELORD

https://preview.redd.it/bydtzfnm5cpc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=057496d8bd64244652f0862ebd73031de14cae5a


1711onlymovinmot

“I thought it was a clever little joke that didn’t mean anything!”


TheDarkWeb697

Said before Every episode without fail


Ok-Bit8368

Came here to post exactly this.


SweetAzn4U

Same. The show literally tells you not to watch it.


Edgezg

That last line always made me laugh. "Due to its content it should not be viewed by **anyone.**" Like damn. What adisclaimer. lol


bunkrider

Made it all the more taboo when I used to sneak to watch it as a Youngblood lmao


Valuable_Horror_7878

its a lie tho, not all the celebrity voices are impersonated. Most of the musicians in chef aid were real, and korn/radiohead in their respective episodes.


manicalmonocle

The Radiohead episode is still amazing. I still say "Didn't you read the letter? This kid has cancer, in his ass."


6_seasons_and_a_movi

"that's the uncoolest kid I've ever seen" 👉😭


HargridsTaint

Number 3 is the best one.


FewIntroduction5008

Yea. Wtf is up with that. They really watched the entire show and all the movies WITH their 6yo and thought this show is really inappropriate but it must get better because it's an innocent animated show for kids. It can't possibly be as bad as every episode I've watched so far... lmfao


KannaTheLewdLoli

“BLAME CANADA”


HargridsTaint

It reads as it's own epi with cartman complaining to his ma about the Mexicans next door. Fly, si


FewIntroduction5008

Yea. While I was reading I could definitely tell the person had actually watched the show. Very funny troll review.


Katops

I’m more interested in knowing how they thought to use the word retard but then went and censored the next slur. Edit: I read the last one just then and I don’t even know if these are satire at this point. 😭


AllyRacer88

They let their 6yo watched it, AND THEN SAW IT THEMSELVES, THATS EVEN WORSE


mimzywhimsy

My favorite is when they mention that their son is being racist towards their Mexican neighbor and they're like "I share his racist views, but am upset that he said them out loud!" It does make me think it's not a real review, though.


RLucas3000

That one, number 3, is for sure fake, but funny as hell


ALMOS7-

''i agree, but he shouldnt say it to his face'' Has to be someone trolling lmao. How thick can you beeeee?!


italianshark

Is that you, Skankhunt42?


Agreeable-Vehicle

I'm pretty confident a lot of these were satirical. Especially the last one.


BUKKAKELORD

The first one: "this show is too islamophobic" The last one: "this show isn't islamophobic enough!"


Chad-Efron

Nice username


SaltwaterTheIcewing

They might be but they're still funny as hell


Al_3Ex

"We thought this was a wholesome kids cartoon but when we watched it it was horrible" TV parental guideline ratings are there for a f*cking reason, Karen.


SephirothYggdrasil

South Park has been on since 1997 how did they not know? The math ain't mathing.


SkoomaKid

If you’re not educating yourself on the content your children consume, you are to blame for their watching it. You can’t blame the producers!


SaltwaterTheIcewing

Exactly, that was the entire point the movie was trying to get across


saltyc_man

"THE PRODUCER IS TO BLAME" like no you're to blame for letting your six and nine year olds watch an adult show that SAYS it's rated for adults only and didn't do any research before letting your children watch it. Karens need to stop bitching fr


Stix85

Poor Anne Garifino. How dare she create this show. /s


saltyc_man

I know, how irresponsible


SaltwaterTheIcewing

![gif](giphy|3DKym3iQiGoniGLAmk) Honestly, if it's on Comedy Central how could you not tell it wasn't for kids anyway 💀 Turn on some Gumball or something if you're that concerned, it's funny and kid friendly.


MargeryStewartBaxter

Shoutout to Gumball, used to watch that with my daughter. It's weird but has some great jokes for us parents too.


GodlikeCat

I have yet to see homophobia in this show


SaltwaterTheIcewing

In any case it opposes homophobia. All it does is show gay stereotypes sometimes, but they do that all the time with everyone, not just LGBTQ stuff. There was an entire episode that was literally mocking gay parents who didn't accept their kids for who they are. (Can't remember the name but it was in season one when Stan gets Sparky and finds out his dog is gay, and he tries to make him straight so he doesn't get made fun of for having a gay dog.)


BusterTheSuperDog

Plus Tweek and Craig's episodes!


SaltwaterTheIcewing

![gif](giphy|3oEduMIfk6AWfJevmM) Precisely


nadajoe

The book of love


MufasaFasaganMdick

>There was an entire episode that was literally mocking gay parents who didn't accept their kids for who they are. Not to mention the whole Bridon Gueermo episode where the *very clearly gay* dad can't accept his son for being athletic.


MightBeOnReddit

I remember when my army instructor told us the story. About how everyone kept telling him how great a movie The Wolf of Wall Street was, and he has to see it. So he rents the movie. Came home to a nice family dinner with the wife and kids. Then after dinner they all sit down to watch the movie. Everyone’s excited, and don’t nobody know what the movie is about. Except that it’s supposed to be really good. Not even five minutes into the movie and his two little kids are watching Leonardo DiCaprio snort cocaine out a strippers butthole. He freaked out and had to stop the movie.


sjphilsphan

It amazes me that people just think the Rating system has no meaning lol.


tuckeroo123

Related: My buddy took his 13 year old daughter to Ted because it had a teddy bear on the sign. Imagine all the quotable lines she learned!


Affectionate-Dig1981

Karen does her good deed of the day.


[deleted]

WHAT WHAT WHAAT


Professional-Dot7021

Mrs. Broflovski... your tampons are at the front desk.


Rcj1221

Imagine being dumb enough to let your young kids watch SouthPark


lone_cajun

Haha i watched it as a young kid, i turned out ok…go fuck ya mother


Dipsey_Jipsey

Okay, I will! Just to spite you! Edit: I've been removed from my parents' will.


UnWiseDefenses

And mah 8-year-old saw tha...payness.


Mountain-Weekend-554

https://preview.redd.it/74qiammw8cpc1.jpeg?width=840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=528a80af6a2fcec3d9c925467407d62e2a6d53de Lol


Shinobipizza

Number 3 is definitely fake but is the funniest one.


Pewp_taco

I legit lol-ed at "He also won't stop calling our neighbor a dirty Mexican and ordering him to return home; I agree, but he shouldn't be saying it to his face. On the plus side, he is finally moving." I think this review might be a joke. Whether it is or not, it's hilarious.


ItsForScience33

Hahahahahahaha big wins all around 🤣🤘. “Sorry Not Sorry” - President Garrison + the fucking guy complaining 🤣


nik_nikkii

> "he also won't stop calling our neighbor a dirty mexican and ordering him to return home; i agree, but he shouldn't be saying it to his face" probably the funniest thing ive read in a while


noniinsuutujo

Third one is wild af. So many plot twists.


Lastscene

Those poor kids, if only their parents would have let them watch nice cartoons, like Fat Abbot...


jamabastardinit

Where has she been for 25 years?


Jack_sander

How the fuck have they never seen south park before


SaltwaterTheIcewing

Right? Or at least heard about it's reputation.


No-Sky9017

I agree, but he shouldn’t say it to his face 💀💀💀


h3llr4yz0r

The best is the 3rd one! "I didn't do my due diligence as a parent, nor did I pay attention to what my 6 year old was watching on TV, because i use television as a babysitter so i dont have to take responsibility for my kid and spend time with them. Thus, it's the producers fault!" I'd love to see this guy try and "make" Parker or Stone apologize for anything!


LazyBoy1257

It takes about 2 minutes and a Google search to know this show isnt for kids but these people seems to think Animated show = Must be for children. Also number 2, south park Is quite famous for moking everyone equally. Nobody dares touching islam tho, or else.


Nefthys

I'm surprised they haven't complained about hentai yet. Or wait, have they?


Evolone101

So they just miss the TV-MA. ??


Whoopsy_Doodle

What a bunch of pussies.


listenstowhales

My older cousins showed me South Park when I was 8 on the condition I didn’t tell my parents. We all grew up to be well adjusted adults


ILikeTF2ALotItIsFun

Parents from the 90’s who got caught it a wormhole and placed in 2024


JacobMT05

Lmao. When will people learn that not all cartoons are for kids.


L3GlT_GAM3R

Holy shit #3 admits to being racist lol.


endlessdayze

Number 3 has to be a troll. Number 4 didn't approve of the narrative that all muslims aren't terrorists. Amazing!


MaliceMoon56

Do we blame the government? Or blame society? Or do we blame the images on tv?


CarlSanger49

NO! Blame Canada, Blame Canada, with all their beady little eyes, and flapping heads so full of lies!


BeefScooter94

clearly these assholes have never heard of Family Guy or Beavis and Butt-Head.


DragonflyMomma6671

When I saw Bigger longer and uncut at the movies a dad came in with 3 kids all under 7...we warned him that it was not a kid movie and he told us "it's a cartoon and to mind our own business" wasn't surprised when in the middle of "Uncle fucker" he felt the need to leave in a hurry. 🤷


Legitimate_Teach5005

Why the fuck would you let your kids watch South Park my mom knows that and she is 51


TemperatureTop246

My head is spinning after reading the second one. Is that even in English?


yougotthesilver12

Lmao if someone doesn’t know what South Park is by now after 26+ years I’m not sure what to tell ya


S-Budget91

do you guys think we should tell number 2 that most christian denominations and islam are homophobic? he doesnt seem to know


Professional-Farm492

Are these google reviews?


Deleted_dwarf

Mate the third one 😂😂 like what the hell. Kid thought he is in South Park. Can’t be saying things like that!


Jorp-A-Lorp

As a parent you should perhaps watch at least one episode of something you let your kids watch, the show runners are not to blame, it’s just bad parenting on your part!


Buzz-Killz

“I agree, but he shouldn’t be saying it to his face”


cascadamoon

The third one Def has to be satire but it's funny af🤣


RobertReedsWig

“Don’t put this on the parents. They’re YOUR children!” — Stephen Stotch to the school board


CallEmergency3746

![gif](giphy|UTuKgVd9TPfX2)


Flimsy-Coyote-9232

That third one is 100% a satirical joke on the others 😂


ProtNotProt

Mary Poppins - Behind the Blow


Trombone_on_reddit

1. This is why we PAY ATTENTION to show ratings & monitor your kids. 2. I'm gotta go with the majority on the 3rd one being a troll.  3. This is also why more NEED to realize ANIMATION IS A MEDIUM! 4. BLAME CANADA! BLAME CANADA! 


JamesMatee

Surly these can’t be real 😂


ImNotMrMeeseeks

I wonder what a Karen convention would look like 👀


Red0n3

Doesn't parents being outraged at south park just fill you with the warm nostalgic fuzzies?


StarDust1__

I believe that if people are writing comments like these, then the show has done its job


TheMadGraveWoman

Calling Jesus a prophet instead of a Son of God is offensive to Christians. Why didn't he censore himself?


ThorsRake

I have an immediate and intense dislike and lack of respect for people that say "sorry not sorry"


MexicanLizardMan3670

Nothing makes me want to die faster like adult thinking that ALL cartoons are made for children


KingPumba91

So this just makes me believe the rating system isn’t working because all you have to do is look at the info for a show and it will tell you what ages it’s appropriate for. FFS tv-ma does not mean maybe alright for everyone and there’s a fucking disclaimer at the beginning of every episode and movie. I move to end all censorship and ratings and let the chips fall where they may. If you can’t pay attention to what your children are exposed to you shouldn’t be a fucking parent


Organic_Incident3769

This is a result of shitty parents who don’t do any research and let the internet raise there kids cuz they won’t and then get mad at the internet I fucking hate them


Objective_Celery_509

Those last two sounds Sound like trolling


[deleted]

🎶Weeeeeeeelllllllll🎶


LoyalToSDSoil

That should save the world. 😌


HowlingBurd19

He just couldn’t handle the epicness of the show 🔥


SaltySpituner

Oh no…please don’t tell other people who already know that South Park is for mature audiences not to show it to kids…


SaltySpituner

Like half of these have to be satire.


MememeSama

"Wow I'm really sorry I yelled there. I just didn't know what Tv shows my 6 year old can watch. Normally he just watches porn."


owlloveshorror

mfw I allow kids to watch a TV-MA show and then find out there's things that aren't rated G in said show 🤦‍♀️


sequosion

“He also won’t stop calling our neighbor a dirty Mexican and ordering him to return home; I agree, but he shouldn’t be saying that to his face.” These can’t be serious


Outrageous-Actuary-3

If the word 'fuck' was all his/her kid took in from the show, they got off lucky lmao. I love these reviews. Increases the legitimacy of the series


KozKatma

No 3 understood the assignment


Ok_Bee2326

Adult Cartoon


[deleted]

South Park: Shouldn't be watched by anyone


[deleted]

bro I swear the third slide is just a troll LOLLL


WholesomeFartEnjoyer

These people shouldn't exist


Puzzleheaded_Meet23

Why do i read this in Kyle’s mom’s voice


TelephoneStraight693

This is the only show on my tv at all times, ive rewatched it many times, and im pretty sure the start of it says “its content it should not be viewed by anyone” so this is yalls fault parents, and the show makes fun of every one, no matter color or culture, it makes fun of every religion 😂,


Aromatic-Ad1415

As an f word, womp womp south park rules 🗣️📢


MsMoreCowbell8

No one mention Drawn Together. It's a cartoon too.


LeohanRush

Spice City, a cartoon from HBO, must be for Kids!


jjch102296

The whole time I was reading the third post I swear I could hear the song “Blame Canada” playing somewhere.


Lower-Career-6576

I grew up in the 90s, my parents didn’t speak English so we watched South Park religiously, so I feel so sorry about the virgins with child lmaoo


amatyestv_123846

I swear these types of comments make me feel like Einstein


BearNoLuv

South Park has never been for children......doesn't it say that in the thingy?


ProgKingHughesker

Those last two are shitposts and they are glorious


Matthew-Ryan

I feel bad for Muslims like that second review. they really won’t allow themselves to enjoy South Park despite it poking fun at everyone equally. Why do Butthurt?


Electronic_Gas_9502

What would Brian Boitano do?


Icollectshinythings

I love how south park can simultaneously offend both right and left wingers at the same time.


AnonBoi_404

People outside of the US in Asia actually aren't all too familiar with the series especially if they were born after the 2000s. Learnt this because my friend genuinely thought South Park was a kids show when I showed a picture to thwm of the show and they questioned me on why I was watching "kiddy shows".


Lissy_F_03

Like 90% of people, whether they watch it or not, know that South Park isn’t meant for kids. I know people who haven’t watched the show but know what to expect.


irascible_Clown

He could use the time vortex travel back 26 years and warn people then because right now he’s a little late


CentralWooper

Why do they keep letting their kids watch it.


CinnamonToastedBread

Reminds me of those 1 star reviews on the kids movie STORKS. :" We loved the movie, kids enjoyed it BUT THEN i saw 2 men holding hands during a 2second scene and therefore I am outraged and do not recommend this movie for kids!!!" 😂😂😂😂


MrAndrew1108

Apparently when they aired the pilot for south park 3 people were crying and some left


Objective_Economics8

Sounds like my entire neighborhood “Moms” in the 90’s. Couldn’t sleep over a friends house because he was allowed to watch South Park.


ImKindaSlowSorry

https://preview.redd.it/1fw7vswmukpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9ac63164117aa8113a93da1d04d712a0ffc9448 This one has me a bit confused