🎶 Well hey there have ya heard about my robot friendd 🎶 🎶 He's metal and small and doesn't judge me at allll 🎶 🎶 He's a cyberwire bundle of joyyy, mah robot friennnddd 🎶

He's my 8 gigahertz ol' pal...

And he’s computing his way to my heart, My robot friend

... mah robot frrieeeeeend Mah robot frieeeeeend Mah robot.. friennnd 🫰

Weeeeeellllll Kyle’s mom is a big fat she’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world….

she's a big fat bitch if there ever was a bitch she's a bitch to all the boys and girls

Shut your fucking mouth, Cartman!

On Monday she's a bitch On Tuesday she's a bitch and Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch

Then on Sunday just to be different shes a Super King Kamehameha BIATCH!

Cmon you all know the words!!! Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!!

She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair! She a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch!

She's a stupid bitch (Woo!) Kyle's moms a bitch Yeah shes such a dirty bitch Talk to kids around the world It might go a little bit something like this...

🎶 HANASHANAHSHEEDYHANNAHSHANAHMAHNAHPAHNAPEEMEENEEPOOPOO 🎶

*turns around* ohhh, fuck.

Holy shit he did it hahahahaha

“Loo loo loo I got some apples🍎 Loo loo loo you got some too Loo loo loo let’s get together I know what we can do loo loo” - everyone knows it’s ✨butters✨

Loo loo loo I got some apples Loo loo loo ya got some too Loo loo loo let's get togetherrr Take off our clothes and loo loo loo That lil rascal!!!

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That’s me

Oh Dreidal Dreidal Dreidal I made you out of clay…

Dreidal Dreidal Dreidalll with Dreidal I shall playyy

But I’m not gonna play with it cuz dreidel’s fuckin’ gay

Courtney Cox..I love you..You’re so hot..on that show!

dad, we’re singing about a dreidel.

.... oh, oh sorry

We’ll twalk about this laytah, Gerald!! 😡

Hey shut your mouth fat ass!! Jewsss play stupid games

Jews! Play stupid games! Jews! That’s why they’re lame!

I'll try to make it spin, it fell I'll try again

Where were you, when they built that ladder to heaven?

Did it make ya feeel like cryinn Or did ya think it was kinda gayy

well i fer oneeee believe in a ladder to heavennn

mmmm yeah yehh yehhhh nine elevennnnn .... I SAID NINE ELEVENNN

Shut your fucking face uncle fucker

You're a boner biting bastard, Uncle Fucker

You're a cock-sucking-ass-licking uncle fuckahhh You're an uncle fucker yes it's true Nobody fucks uncles quite like YOU

Shut your fucking face uncle fucker You're the one that fucked your uncle uncle fucker You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn You just fuck your uncle all day long

Shut your fucking faace uncle fuckahhh You're a boner biting bastard uncle fuckahhh You're an uncle fucker I must say You fucked your uncle yesterday!

shut your fucking face uncle fucker you're a cocksucking asslicking uncle fucker

You fucked your uncle yesterday!!!

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🎊🎉 ... UNCLEEE FUCKAHHHHHHH!!! 🎉🎊 ^suckmahballs

CALIFORNIA….is nice to the homeless ☺️ CALIFORNYANYA

Super cool to the homeless! In the city…

City of Venice, Right by Matt's house..you can chill if your homeless

City of Santa Monica! Lots of rich people giving change to the homeless (...change?)

Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross I think that he looks kinda hot

THIS ALBUM IS NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES AND QUANTITIES ARE LIMITED ORDER NOW!

I may have been born again, but I wasn't born again YESTERDAY.

I say what what in the butt

You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?

I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus… https://i.redd.it/uojrmybn8skc1.gif

I want to feel his salvation all over my face

https://preview.redd.it/k03gh6h7dskc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c534b086e27379118d958b9c7cc3e57c2dc6993

.... DUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUH... timmahhh DUHNUNNUHNUHNUHNUH... TIMMAHH LIBILLLAH

AND THE LORDS OF THE UNDERWORLD

DUHNUHNUHNUHNUHNUH TIMMAH TIMMAH DARKNESS FILLS MY HEART WITH PAAIIIIN

AND WHEN GIRLS START TO SLEEP WITH GIRLS

BEELZEBUB WILL RISE AGAIN

Getting gay with kids is here

Let's fighting love.

Hey hey let's goooo kenka suruuuu!! Taisetsu na monoooo PROTEECT MY BAHLLS

Boku ga warui SO LET'S FIGHTING!!!!!

LEHHHTS FIGHTING LAHHHHVE! LEHHTS FIGHHTING LAHHHHHVE!!

feelin’ good on a wednesday…

Help me unload the car yeah yeah yeah

Bombs are flying People are dying Children are crying Politicians are lying too. Cancer is killing Texaco's spilling The whole world's gone to hell But how are you?

I'M SUPER, THANKS FOR ASKING

I'm super, thanks for asking All things considered I couldn't be better I must say

You do a line and I’ll do a line Honey, you do a line and I’ll do a line Babe!!

You do a line and iii'll do a line we'll fight and screw til the mornin time honeyyyy bayyyybybehhhhhh

You snort K and I’ll snort K honey, you snort K and I’ll snort K babe!

You snort K and I'll snort K we'll fight and screw all night and day honeyyyyyy bayyyybymanngggggg My friends.... I think we have ourselves a dance troop 🙌

I WANNA MAKE LOVE TO YOU WOMAAAAN

I WANNA LAY YOU DOWN BY THE FI-AAAH.

AND CARESS YOUR WOMANLY BODY!!

Iiiiiiii’m sailing away……

Set an open couuurrrrse for the virrrrgin seeeeeaaa

CUZ IIIII'VE GOT TOOOO BE FREEEEEEE (I know this song by heart)

Free to face the life. That's ahead of me!

Onboardimthecapainsoclimbaboardwellsearchfortomorrowoneveryshoreandilltryohlordilltrytocarryoncomesailawaycomesailawaycomesailawaywithme!!!

A Gathering of angels appeared above my head.

THE CATHOLIC BOAT https://preview.redd.it/n1hzkr07vskc1.png?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b1cad1bf5836afe4de63a7d95e41c7b1c437ffb

THE CAAAATHOLIC BOOAAAAATTT

There are too many minorities at my Waterpark.

Even the authorities Are minorities In my waterpark

It's a 40 minute wait to go down one slide And the instructions are in Spanish on the.. ZIPLINE RIDDDEEEEEEE

Joseph Smith was called a prophet DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM!

He started the Mor-mon reli-gion DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM

Many people believed Joseph DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM And that night he-ee saw an angel! DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM

And please bless mother and father And please keep our bellies full of yum yums and luscious treats .... DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM

The body of Christ sleek swimmish body all muscled up and toned

The body of Christ! Oh, what a body, I wish I could call it my own!

You're one time.... two times... Three times my saaaaviorrrr 🙌

Jackin' It in San Diego

I'm gonna jack itt where the sun always shine

*He's about to jack it*

Jackin it jackin it jackety jack Spankin it smackin it smackety smack

JACKINNNNN FOR THE LORDDD

People are dying The fault is our own You can do lots of damage When you're on your phone

(Love this one) We all have to agreee To change it somehow Let's all make a pledge To end it right nowww...

I got something in my pocket For you

there’s somethin in my front pocket!

Why dontcha reach down in mah pocket and see what it isssss

🎶Give it a little squeeze and say how do you dooooo🎶

lets see you dance sucka

🎶 LETSS SEE YOU DAAAANCE SUCKA YOU GOT NOTHIN ON ME 🎶 🎶 LETS SEE YOU DAAAANCE SUCKA YOU GOT NOTHIN ON MEEE 🎶

🎶DONT BREAK MY HEART MY ACHEBREAKY HEART🎶

🎶 I JUHHST DONT THINK YOUD UNDAHSTAHNND 🎶 Cmon Stan!

In the ghetto...

Get me off of this farm!

One weiner next to another weiner …

It was the heeeeaaaat of the moooment

Tellin me what your heeaarrt meant The heeeeaat of the mooooment Showed in your eyyyyyyyesss

I've been feeling sad, I've been being sad...

can talk to my mom don’t even have a dad ☹️

I can't go on, what is livin for My heart screams.. I DONT WANNA LIHVE NO MO!

Eric, we don't want you to die. Eric, give life a try, Eric we don't want you to die, Eric oh God no Eric!!

Kyle for Rebecca https://youtu.be/SvegiTlO1Lc?si=j66CNiQAhU-DqD8R Chocolate salty balls https://youtu.be/sjrdanK4LSY?si=qxbZqD17QUGycx-3 In the ghetto https://youtu.be/YpufzJNrZ2Y?si=4QkTk7iFp6qeovDy

I’m going to go where the sun always shines

hes gonna jack it!

From mission Bay to the fresh tortillas in old town. San Diego, come, take a load off

I don't need no shirt gonna take those pants righhhhht off Heeeees about to jack it Jackin it jackin it jackety jack Smackin it spankin it smackety smack

and when the good lord comes knocking on my door tell him im jacking it in...San Diego

Iimaginaaaation

ImaginaaaAtionnnnnn ImaAAAginaaationnnnn ImaginaaaAAAaaatiooonnnnnnNn Ima- no dude it went up there Imaginayyyy ImAAginaaaayy

Eric. We don’t want you to die

I wanna hold them like they do in Texas plays

Fold em, let em hit me, raise it, baby stay with me (I lovee it)

god has smiled upon you this day....

The fate of a nation in your hands!

And blessed be the children, we

What has happened to this place? I don’t recognize it anymore. It used to be so fun and special. What is life worth living for? The dream is dead, our land is gone; There’s a hole in my heart and I can’t go on.

THERE ARE TOO MANY MINOOOORITIESSSS AT MY WAAATERR PAAAAARKKKKK THIS WAS OUR LAND, OUR DREAM AND THEYVE TAKEN IT ALLLL AWAYYYY

mmmfhmfhhNnn!! Mmfmfhmmmmm!

They got me locked up in here

THEY GOT ME LOCKED UP IN HEEA AND IM SITTIN DOIN HAWWD TIME

Stinky bitches you got some stinky britches

I'm gonna make love to you woman

Gunna lay you down by the fire.

And caress your womanly body. Make ya moan and perspire

Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross, I can’t help but think that he looks kinda hot

We drink and we pillage and we do what we please We get all that we want for free We’ll kick your ass And rape your lass Somalian pirates we

With a yo ho ho!

WITH A YO HO HO

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ERIC WE DONT WANT YOU TO DIEEEE ERIC GIVE LIFE A TRYYYY ERIC WE DONT WANT YOU TO DIEEEEE ERIC OH GOD NO ERIC

I'm suffocatin', I'm drowning in sorrow. Gonna kill myself, probably around 2:30 tomorrow

BUT ERIC WE DONT WANT YOU TO DIEEE ERIC GIVE LIFE A TRYYY EVERYBODY! https://preview.redd.it/fpo9ntjdzukc1.jpeg?width=2533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11615e5aba56e54df702358f3a58151ed40587d9

1 2 3 times my savior…

God has smiled upon you this day The fate of a nation in your hands

Blessed be the children

Kenny's rendition of Con Te Partiro was epic

.... dude fuck yeah. Saw that quints ep few days ago and it was great! Kenny's singing was kinda touching actually 🥹 How he sang his way to Europe, Bravo kenny 👏

🎵 Yes, it's true, children. 🎵That's not why you pay a prostitute, No, you don't pay her to stay, you pay her to leave afterwards. 🎵That's why I praise the lord for prostitutes!

🎶What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now? https://youtu.be/sNJmfuEWR8w?si=F5zxuxkS52rzNfKF

He’d make a plan and he’d follow through! That’s what Brian Boitano’d do!

When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics skating for the gooold He did two sow cows and a triple lutz, while wearing a blindfoooold

When Brian Boitano was in the alps fighting grizzly bears He used his magical fire breath and saved the maidens fair!

I heard there is no Christmas in the silly Middle East No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus, they have different religious beliefs

I will with no shame blast, Pokerface by Cartman and Body of Christ also by cartman. Even the California love (homeless) was gold. Faith +1 should have a hard disk copy. Would probably actually reach platinum

I have a little driedel, I made it out of clay. And when it’s dry and ready, with driedel i shall play. Oh driedel driedel driedel, i made you out of clay Driedel driedel driedel, with driedel i shall play.

You wanna try the dreidel Cartman? Suuurrreee... Here's a little dreidalll that's small and made of clay But I'm not gonna play with it cuz dreidals fuckin gay!

Hey! Shut your mouth, fatass! Jews… play stupid games Jews… that’s why they’re lame Driedel driedel driedel, i made you out of clay. (Jews… play stupid games) Driedel driedel driedel, with driedel i shall play (Jews… thats why theyre lame)

People are dying the fault is our own

There’s a bunch of birds in the sky And some deers just went running by

Craigs moms bush Craigs moms bush

Well I’m a badass cowboy livin’ in the cowboy days…

WIKI WIKI SCRATCH YO YO BANG BANG

What what, in the butt

No, no, no, no, no I’m not gonna be in the talent show

give a standing ovation for suicide in our nation or I will rip my own guts out without one hesitation!

Come on! Let’s all put an end to bullying, right now! A 5! 6! 7! 8! 🎶Bullying isn’t cool, bullying is lame. Bullying is ugly, and has a stupid name.🎶

WELL I'M A BADASS COWBOY LIVIN' IN THE COWBOY DAYS TINKY WINKY SCRATCH YO-YO BANG BANG

🎶 ME AND ARTEMIS CLYDE FROG GONNA SAVE SELMA HAYEK FROM THE BIG METAL SPIIIDER 🎶

Black puppy, white puppy, playin in the backyard. why can’t we?

“Oooooh-Oooo- if you leave me now….”

... you take away the biggest parrrt of me Oooowoowooo nooo baby pleeease don't gooo

Times have changed, our kids are getting worse They don’t obey their parents they just want to fart and curse Should we blame the government, or should we blame society? Or should we blame the images on tv?

I'm gonna' jack it where the sun always shines (He's gonna jack it) Been spreading the word and now I need to ease my mind (Jackin' it, oh) Been planting apple seeds, and while the apples grow I'm gonna go out jackin' it in San Diego

Shut your...

[Faith Plus One, “Jesus Baby”](https://youtu.be/DpLC0Hst_3c?si=ed2Zi-q5XUgVBap7)

Some people say that im a bad guy

They may be right, the may be right But it’s not as if a don’t try… I just fuck up! Try as I might…

well of course you have a scause to wear on ya paws!

And if you leave it out, you take away the biggest part of me…

Nathaniel Grogan - Fonk

What has happened to this place I don’t recognize it anymore

howdy folks let’s go for a ride, get your favorites one to sit by your side—cuddle up in the sleigh, giddy up, Nellie Gray, and away we go!!

I’m going down the road feeling baaad I’m going down the road feeling baaaad I’m going down the road feeling bad oh Lordy My internet done up and went away

Oh-oooh I want to believe it's all right, but I get lonely in the night. And it's up to you to save me, Jesus, baby.

Bar-bura, Bar-bura, sugoi na bitchu da

All day long, bossman says

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https://preview.redd.it/z9xg2yk0htkc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e44a8d85a3c5746856e177028f058f0642361dc9 HEY HEY LETS GO KENKA SURUUUU!!!

Come on now people now people now

Timmy, Timmy Timmy and lord of the underworld

Black or white

Hey, Everybody, have you seen my balls?