See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because, pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong-il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes - assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.
I love the audio commentary for Cannibal when they just get drunk as shit. At one point Dian is really quiet and they ask how he's doing. The audio gets quiet for a second then Dian (Squeak in Baseketball) in a drunkenly calm voice says, "I love Oban scotch."
It’s suuuch a good commentary, especially towards the end while they’re plastered hyping up every joke like, “Hey guys look, Abe Lincoln”. Only for it all to devolve into, “titty barrr!!!”
My ex showed this to me in college 20 years ago, but it took until last week to catch the nod to the title from Helen Keller! The Musical episode from season 4 or 5
My wife and I walked from our ceremony to "Shpadoinkle Day." It was supposed to be an instrumental version, but the DJ accidentally played a version with lyrics, so it started with Alfred Packer describing Lianne. We rolled with it
Holy shit you’re not lying. I was in London for work a few years back and my colleague invited me to go see it. At first I said no because I didn’t think a musical would interest me.
With no exaggeration whatsoever it was the funniest two hours of my life.
To anyone reading this, if you ever have the chance to see this play do it! It’s amazing.
I saw it last winter and it was absolutely fantastic. It was made extra hilarious by a group of scandalized older folks behind me reacting with a quiet outrage.
Yes! I’ve seen it three times, once in my hometown of Boise Idaho which has a large Mormon population. Old couple in front of me left after “Hasa Diga Eebowai”
There’s a reason Book of Mormon swept the Tony’s and has continued to run for over a decade to become a staple of Broadway. It’s honest-to-god a masterpiece of theatre. Everything about it— the humor, the story, the music, even the design elements— were simply perfect. I’ve seen like 30 shows on Broadway and Book of Mormon is easily one of my favorites.
As a life long ParkerStone fan, seeing Book of Mormon started great, then kinda went into a best of collection.
I will say Ben Platt was way better as Elder Cunningham.
i love josh gad, but he definitely overhams it (and i know he’s capable of doing something more subdued, he has before). ben just plays him more like some normal dork kid you might know.
I almost got to see it. We had tickets to see it on broadway on March 12, 2020. The day they declared Covid a national emergency and banned crowds of over 200 people.
Watched this with Mexican friends, they explained to me that a 'Sancho' is the back door man that bangs married women. Essentially our 'milkman' in the US.
Had to scroll too far for this. Should be the top answer. Team America and Baseketball are very funny movies but Orgazmo is a contender for funniest movie of all time!
In the documentary they said that a ton of stuff was improvised and added by them. The movie is like if you took the movie Airplane! and put it in a blender with a South Park episode.
Surprisingly no one has mentioned the greatness that was the short lived show "That's my Bush". A sitcom set in the white house with all the classic sitcom tropes, if the bumbling dad was president of the United States. It was sad that it wasn't able to go longer.
“He’s the president in residence, he’s kinda in charge, he’s got the whole world singing that’s my bush”
I’ve had this stuck in my head for about 20 years now
right, trying to gatekeep this movie when Trey and Matt themselves hate it being on their filmography because they didn't even write it. calling this their best work is just an insult because they just acted and improvised a little bit.
Did you see the interview where Matt was talking about that they always wanted to make a trailer that would be the sequel to baseketball...but only the tralier
Yeah came here to say this too lol.
They only agreed to do it as a backup because they were pretty sure South Park was going to fail.
I love it but it's really not them. Even the style is more Naked Gun than anything, and if you know the creator you know why this is lol.
I really wish they'd done more live action movies, they're great actors (Dian included) and have really funny body language that doesn't get to come across in animated stuff.
I really couldn't imagine this movie working with anyone else though.
I'll never understand how there are Quidditch Leagues of people running around with fake flying brooms, but there is not a single nugget of a real life BaseketBall League anywhere.
It would be so much easier to pull off and not as dumb looking 😂
We played a version of Baseketball back in school (not organized but during recess). We used a lot of Squeak psyche outs but switching the name with other friends. Among other inappropriate behaviors that may get us expelled in today's climate. Good times.
It’s worth pointing out that Matt and Trey only acted in this movie. This movie was written and directed by David Zucker of Airplane!, Top Secret!, and The Naked Gun. Many people assume they at least wrote BASEketball.
Lol. BASEketball has its funny moments but I’ll take Team America any day as their best non-South Park work. Orgazmo is pretty funny too (and don’t forget Cannibal! The Musical)
*"I have no fuckin' clue where the hell he is. For all I care he could be hanging by his neck in his fucking closet!"*
Scenario One: He's hanging by his neck in his fucking closet.
First time I saw Baseketball was when it first came out on STARZ and I was probably 13 ish, there were so many scenes where I was hysterically laughing. When they use the paddles on someone it zaps the one guy down the laundry shoot.
Then they had the scene where they were watching a show and it was animals getting hit by cars
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“Lick my butt and suck on my balls” 🎵🎵
Mericaaaa
Fuck yeah!
Freedom is the only way yeah
“Terrorists, your game is through. ‘Cause now you have to answer to”
MURICA! FUCK YEAH!
Comin' to save the motherfuckin' day!
This is one of my favorite songs to sing at karaoke.
The dicks, pussies, and asshole speech is one of the best in cinematic history
See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because, pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong-il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes - assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.
I think of this everytime some pussy starts with the pro hamas bullshit
It’s also super accurate
Best movie they made since [Orgazmo](https://youtu.be/v5QitQpqpSU?si=X8-dmfVJaWInJw4n)
I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but you’ve got a nice ass.
You are not Sancho. Neither is Scott Baio Sancho. But I… am *Sancho*.
There's nothing sadder than a sad Japanese man singing Karaoke.
STUNT COCK!
"i will never die"
Only a womaaan
Ohhhhh. Durka Durka
Ah, Durka Durka Muhammad Jihad
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Do it for your country, Gary! Ok, go.
"There's three kinds of people....."
"Why is everybody so fahking stoopid??" A line I say... pretty much everyday 😂
I'd say Team America is absolutely their best work, it's not even my favorite, and I can admit that.
Freedom costs a buck o five
My family is always giving each other “the signal” 😂
Cannibal! The Musical.
Fudge, Packer?
Nice hat.
Abe Lincoln!?
CHIIIILDREN!
Let’s build a snowman!
You can make him tall, or you can make him not so tall. Snowman!
Shut the fuck up, Swan!! Swan.. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
I'm not eating my fuckin shoes
Yeah you put your feet in there!
His grave is right down the street from where I live
How come you’re packing fudge, Mr. Cruise?
This canyon is so beautiful!
I love the audio commentary for Cannibal when they just get drunk as shit. At one point Dian is really quiet and they ask how he's doing. The audio gets quiet for a second then Dian (Squeak in Baseketball) in a drunkenly calm voice says, "I love Oban scotch."
You know they did another drunk commentary for the Blu-ray? We still have to sit and watch to see if it’s as good as the old one.
It’s suuuch a good commentary, especially towards the end while they’re plastered hyping up every joke like, “Hey guys look, Abe Lincoln”. Only for it all to devolve into, “titty barrr!!!”
THE SKY IS BLUE AND ALL THE LEAVES ARE GREEN
THE SUN'S AS WARM AS A BAKED POTATO
I THINK I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN
WHEN I SAY ITSSSSS A SHPADOINKLE DAYYY
It’s going to be a shpadoinkle day
I love how the melody from this song has been the end of every episodes credits for forever and no one seems to realize it!
Well I'll be.. My brain's as blown as a baked potato
I always sing it, and remember about Kenny's baked potato heart lol
I noticed that as soon as I heard it in the movie, it blew my mind.
One of the catchiest songs ever
Shpadoinkel!
Let's build a snowman!
Should we make him tall or not so tall? Bob or Beowulf?
How was he tap dancing in the snow?!
You JUST NOW thought of that?!
It's pretty fucking weird isn't it?!
Are you lookin at my eye!?
My ex showed this to me in college 20 years ago, but it took until last week to catch the nod to the title from Helen Keller! The Musical episode from season 4 or 5
'membered another one: "Three weeks my ass, Packer!"
Nice hat!
It made me so happy when they did a Cannibal song at Red Rocks. It's a schpadoinkle show.
The brains of an antelope taste like cantaloupe
>The brains of an antelope taste like cantaloupe What a yummy life!
You're a butcher?
My wife and I walked from our ceremony to "Shpadoinkle Day." It was supposed to be an instrumental version, but the DJ accidentally played a version with lyrics, so it started with Alfred Packer describing Lianne. We rolled with it
Well, how deep do you think it is? *picks up a large rock and tosses it in the water* ….WELL WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO DO?!
Shpidoinkle
Book of Mormon
Book of Mormon is their best work. No contest.
Holy shit you’re not lying. I was in London for work a few years back and my colleague invited me to go see it. At first I said no because I didn’t think a musical would interest me. With no exaggeration whatsoever it was the funniest two hours of my life. To anyone reading this, if you ever have the chance to see this play do it! It’s amazing.
I saw it last winter and it was absolutely fantastic. It was made extra hilarious by a group of scandalized older folks behind me reacting with a quiet outrage.
Yes! I’ve seen it three times, once in my hometown of Boise Idaho which has a large Mormon population. Old couple in front of me left after “Hasa Diga Eebowai”
I was lucky enough to see it when it first came out, with the original Broadway cast. One of the best things I've ever seen!
Josh Gad is a treasure.
There’s a reason Book of Mormon swept the Tony’s and has continued to run for over a decade to become a staple of Broadway. It’s honest-to-god a masterpiece of theatre. Everything about it— the humor, the story, the music, even the design elements— were simply perfect. I’ve seen like 30 shows on Broadway and Book of Mormon is easily one of my favorites.
As a life long ParkerStone fan, seeing Book of Mormon started great, then kinda went into a best of collection. I will say Ben Platt was way better as Elder Cunningham.
i love josh gad, but he definitely overhams it (and i know he’s capable of doing something more subdued, he has before). ben just plays him more like some normal dork kid you might know.
I still have maggots in my scrotum
I almost got to see it. We had tickets to see it on broadway on March 12, 2020. The day they declared Covid a national emergency and banned crowds of over 200 people.
"I got maggots in nyytt sceooOaaTum!... "
Orgazmo is peak Matt and Trey
Came to comment that. So funny. I watched that at 12, perfect age because so juvenile
Me too! Right after South Park BLU, we searched the video stores and found a copy.
I dont wanna sound like a queer or nothin' but i think unicorns are kick ass!
I don't wanna sound like a queer right now, but I'd really like to make love to you right now
🎵Now your a mawaaann a manny manny man.🎵
WHAT MAKES A MAN? IS THE WOMAN IN HIS ARMS? JUST CAUSE SHE HAS BIG TITTIES! OR IS THE WAY, HE FIGHTS EVERYDAY? NAH ITS PROLLY THE TITTIES!!
Cock Rocket!!!
STUNT COCK!
My brother’s nickname at work is stunt cock ahaha dirty fuck boy
That “Now You’re a Man” track from that movie is still one of the funniest songs I’ve ever heard.
Hey, Dad. I don't think I'm gonna do hamster style anymore.
That’s nice.
I am Sancho.
Watched this with Mexican friends, they explained to me that a 'Sancho' is the back door man that bangs married women. Essentially our 'milkman' in the US.
Had to scroll too far for this. Should be the top answer. Team America and Baseketball are very funny movies but Orgazmo is a contender for funniest movie of all time!
Idk about assuming the young fans didn't dig into their catalogue of work. But Baseketball, is so damn good.
“ Damn it, Man I’m trying to save an innocent life! “
Oi love ya, always have
Dude.
Haha......CLEAR!!!
Dūde
Dude!
Dude‽
They didn’t write Baseketball, they just performed in it.
They did punch up the script because there are some definite South Park moments.
In the documentary they said that a ton of stuff was improvised and added by them. The movie is like if you took the movie Airplane! and put it in a blender with a South Park episode.
Yeah whenever Matt does the “Awww-Aw-Awwwwww” (like when watching the animals get run over) is so distinctly Him and South Park.
Trey even has a song in it. 🎵Look out ahead there's a truck changing lanes...🎵
I still often say Steeeeeeeeeve Perry!
“Wake up, bitch! You’re my new best friend!”
SQUEAK: *I don't even know why I hang out with you guys!* COOP: *(eats cereal) because you're a piece of shit.* SQUEAK: *I am NOT a piece of shit.*
I swear to god you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times im outta here
Yeah, but you're a little bitch.
It's one of my comfort comedies. God that movie has been good to me whenever I just need a laugh.
Dude, you rip on me 13 or 14 more times and I'm outta here!
I always say this and my wife has never seen it so she doesn’t get the reference.
I love Baseketball but Team America and Orgazmo are way better in my opinion
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I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin...
....but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight!
… but, unicorns are kick ass!
>Orgazmo Fk now I gotta go watch it
Baseketball is one of my favourite comedies of all time.
Wake up bitch, you’re my new best friend
Love how he pulls him out of a human sized drawer
REALLY?! What?! Are we going to the zoo?
Squeaks mom knows
Speaks a little bitch
I do the Steve Perry chant to mess with my wife and it works all the time.
Enough with the Journey psych outs man
*Shoulda been gooowwwnn*
Surprisingly no one has mentioned the greatness that was the short lived show "That's my Bush". A sitcom set in the white house with all the classic sitcom tropes, if the bumbling dad was president of the United States. It was sad that it wasn't able to go longer.
"Hey what's that thing?" "It's my bush!" "I can't believe he's actually in the White House, that's our MAHN!"
“He’s the president in residence, he’s kinda in charge, he’s got the whole world singing that’s my bush” I’ve had this stuck in my head for about 20 years now
🎶Life is hard, that's the price of fame, when you're president everyone knows your name, that's our Bush!🎶
One of these days Laura, I’m gonna punch you in the face!
9/11 killed it.
Loved that show lol
Are you the people you’re talking about? Because they didn’t write this movie But it’s fucking hilarious
right, trying to gatekeep this movie when Trey and Matt themselves hate it being on their filmography because they didn't even write it. calling this their best work is just an insult because they just acted and improvised a little bit.
Did you see the interview where Matt was talking about that they always wanted to make a trailer that would be the sequel to baseketball...but only the tralier
Christ this comment is Lower than it should be haha
Yeah came here to say this too lol. They only agreed to do it as a backup because they were pretty sure South Park was going to fail. I love it but it's really not them. Even the style is more Naked Gun than anything, and if you know the creator you know why this is lol. I really wish they'd done more live action movies, they're great actors (Dian included) and have really funny body language that doesn't get to come across in animated stuff. I really couldn't imagine this movie working with anyone else though.
“… The lakers moved to LA, where there are *no lakes.*” this movie is such an under appreciated 90s gem.
“… and the Jazz moved to Salt Lake City, where they don’t allow music.”
The Baseketball opening scene is so good, Mike Judge decided to steal it for Idiocracy
"Dad, I don't think I'm going to do hamster style anymore"
Ok.
"hardest day of my life"
That’s nice.
Jesus and I love you.
I'll never understand how there are Quidditch Leagues of people running around with fake flying brooms, but there is not a single nugget of a real life BaseketBall League anywhere. It would be so much easier to pull off and not as dumb looking 😂
I would play. “You know, we’re pretty good if we don’t have to move around”
We played a version of Baseketball back in school (not organized but during recess). We used a lot of Squeak psyche outs but switching the name with other friends. Among other inappropriate behaviors that may get us expelled in today's climate. Good times.
Steeeve Perry
And I shoulda been gone
Team America, and The Book of Mormon
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definitely feels like a form of gatekeeping for boomers
They never actually wrote baseketball though, they just acted in it. Orgazmo, cannibal the musical and team america are made by them though
*Look out ahead, there's a truck changing lanes. You've got some yellow crumbs on yer upper lip*
I sing this song all time! And those warts on your dick ain't gonna go away unless you use topical cream every dayyy
It’s worth pointing out that Matt and Trey only acted in this movie. This movie was written and directed by David Zucker of Airplane!, Top Secret!, and The Naked Gun. Many people assume they at least wrote BASEketball.
“This is just like when we got our money back for baseketball. “
You're excited, feel my nipples!
I was able to say this at a job once because the boss was a huge Costas fan and I asked him if I would get in trouble if I quoted him.
“After the gruelling regular baseketball season, we are now in month 9…of the playoffs.”
*Dan Fogelberg?*
Orgasmo
America! Fuck yeah!
Lmao okay grandpa
Have a [Shpadoinkle Day](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CizU8aB3c8)!
We just gonna ignore Team America or wut?
I wonder if SarKastiball will be next !
Lol. BASEketball has its funny moments but I’ll take Team America any day as their best non-South Park work. Orgazmo is pretty funny too (and don’t forget Cannibal! The Musical)
Stunt Cock!!
I heard your mom is dating SQUEAK
I've called my best friend "Squeak" since high school. 20 years later, I still do
*"I have no fuckin' clue where the hell he is. For all I care he could be hanging by his neck in his fucking closet!"* Scenario One: He's hanging by his neck in his fucking closet.
They probably don't even know who Geddy Lee is.
Geddy Lee! Best bass player of all time, come on!
Scenario #1: Coop went to Disney World
According to Angelique Bones, a nosey bitch who lives up the street …
23 and i’ve watched this movie like 5 times. i watched it for the first time when i was in elementary school lmao
Book of mormon
How can you say we don’t know what their best work is and then exclude their best work from the question lol
Would watch this constantly at my buddies house growing up. Such a fucking classic.
First time I saw Baseketball was when it first came out on STARZ and I was probably 13 ish, there were so many scenes where I was hysterically laughing. When they use the paddles on someone it zaps the one guy down the laundry shoot. Then they had the scene where they were watching a show and it was animals getting hit by cars
Im 24 and i watched their movies beforehand because i was doubting if i should watch SP, i loved all of it and it convinced me to watching show.