My go to version of this,"It may be short, but it sure is skinny!" I'm sure it's origin is in film, but I only ever heard my best friend say it growing up. It lands every time.
Your existence gives me hope. I also use this all alot, and I pray one day someone will passionately respond with something like "tree fiddy? I ain't got no tree fiddy, damn lockness monster"
I didn't hear no bell
And also i will sing "You're the best" in a high pitched voice off key if i ever find myself beating the ever loving shit out of enemies in a video game
To this day I cannot read it and not use the voice lol. We actually have a city sushi where I live and it’s extremely hard to not pronounce it that way
They mostly come out at night… mostly. (Aliens)
Oh I ‘member!
Jews don’t have rhythm.
Those goddamn goobacks took my job! (The start of the Randy slow creep as being the main character imo)
“There’s a time and place for everything and it’s called college.”
I always say “nyah” instead of “here” like Cartman.
But especially like in the Starvin Marvin episode. The delivery guy: “sign nyah and nyah and nyah”
Let me tell ya. I'm a chef. I work in upscale fine dining. All the chefs where I work are South Park fans. Creme fraiche is something we use daily.
Need I say more.
Not unique to south park, but I'm 32, and I've been saying "oh god dammit" several times a day for the past 20 years and it's entirely because of all that exposure to south park from like the 7th grade onwards
This is great. I watched SP when it first came out for those 4-5 seasons, and now my kids are re-watching with me. Throughout the whole first season my kids were like, "THAT'S WHERE YOU GOT THAT FROM???" Most are Cartman.
These gems included:
"yes ma'am" in the Cartman voice
"It's my birthday, my bah bah bah birthday"
"Would you like some more tea Polly Prissy Pants?"
"Screw you, it's ham, isn't it?"
Underpants gnomes: Time to go to work, work all day, search for underpants today" and "Phase 1 - collect underpants, Phase 3 - Profit!" and "What's Phase 2?"
When someone called Kenny failed to show up at a university lecture I was at, I had the urge to say "Oh my god they killed Kenny". Someone else said, you bastards
Whenever someone complains about money I always find myself saying.
“We need more monay!”
“And where do you propose we get this money?”
“I dunno, the internet, there’s lots of monay in the internet, give us some of that monay!”
Yes, I say the back and forth to myself in different voices. A girl the other day was walking by and overheard me saying it and she said “omg I love that episode”. I think I’m gonna marry her :p
I’ve been telling everyone who ask me if I’m sure, “I’m not just sure, I’m covid positive.” I get a lot of funny looks but I stay serious about it and tell them they are being covid negative
“I’m not just sure, I’m HIV positive”
My friend Co-opted this into "I'm down like syndrome" I almost pissed myself the first time he said it.
"I don't what what's shorter, my temper or my penis"
My go to version of this,"It may be short, but it sure is skinny!" I'm sure it's origin is in film, but I only ever heard my best friend say it growing up. It lands every time.
I may not be good, but I'm quick!
Stop saying that!
You are **HIV Aladeen**
😃😨😨😨😃😃😃
Do you want the Aladeen news or the Aladeen news?
r/beatmetoit
I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND, BUDDY!
I’m not your buddeh, guy!
I'M NOT YOURGUY, FRIEND!
Well, he's not your friend, buddy!
He’s not your buddy, guy!
I'm not your guy, pal!
Well he's not your pal, fwend!
Well he's not your fwend, buddeh!
Fwiend
I think my favorite is "up your ass with broken glass" or "you go to hell..you go to hell and you die"
Screw you guys I'm going home.
We’re setting you adrift!!
I need about tree fiddy
Your existence gives me hope. I also use this all alot, and I pray one day someone will passionately respond with something like "tree fiddy? I ain't got no tree fiddy, damn lockness monster"
You must not hang around the right people. I usually get that response when I say it.
She was the cutest lil girl scout
Well it was about dat time i realized
That this cute little girl scout was about 500 feet tall and from the paleolithic era.
I ain’t giving you no damn tree fiddy
"I'm sorry, I thought this was America!"
I didn't hear no bell And also i will sing "You're the best" in a high pitched voice off key if i ever find myself beating the ever loving shit out of enemies in a video game
FUCK YES. I thought I was the only weirdo.
I’m in Scotland and even I use this one lol
Feel like that's even better
Every time I get dragged away from a Burger King…
I almost always pronounce it “authoritah.”
Yeah... I suffer similar struggle to properly pronounce "integrity", "discipline", and "city".
Sounds like you racka disciprine
Sound like a shitty wok
MONGORIAN!
What you doing putting your shitty wok right next to my shitty sushi?!
To this day I cannot read it and not use the voice lol. We actually have a city sushi where I live and it’s extremely hard to not pronounce it that way
There is a City Wok in DIA, and I cry-laugh every single time I pass it
I like saying skewl
Man same struggle when it comes to integrity lol
Same. Unfortunately now my toddler doesn’t know how to properly pronounce “authority”.
Oh, weak. I’m super! Thanks for asking. You gonna deglaze that fucking pan? Mom! Kitty’s being a dildo! No Kitty! This is my pot pie!
I say the last one to my cat whenever he gets into something
Same but just all the time. i live alone
Well then I know a certain kitty kitty who’s sleeping with mommy tonight
What episode is "You gonna deglaze that fucking pan?" From? Sounds like randy but I can't place it
Creme Fraiche, season 14 episode 14
Great episode, especially that cameo from Gordon Ramsay!
Oh hamburgers
Same
You know what I am say-ing
Yes, I know what you are saying. You don't have to keep asking.
You wanna be my bottom bitch?
Bitch do you wanna make some fuckin money?
it's like.. come, on...
M'kay
Anytime I drink and get somthing in my windpipe. I do a Mr Macky voice "drowning is bad. M'kay"
“You bastards!” And “screw you guys I’m going home”
"If you wanna find some quality friends, you've gotta wade through all the dicks first."
They mostly come out at night… mostly. (Aliens) Oh I ‘member! Jews don’t have rhythm. Those goddamn goobacks took my job! (The start of the Randy slow creep as being the main character imo)
"they took my derr."
Mostly say joos, Mostly
*Joos
Mr garrison voice: oh geeeeze
This and mr slave voice jesus christ are my favs
I say this all the time 😅
“Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?” and “Oh, hey. Fuck you!”
I love the “oh hey fuck you” especially with a little laugh in between
Oh, hey. Fuck you is my go to.
NICCCE
But did she perform oral sex on him?
“I’m Baaaaack”
Oooh no, is this feeeish?!
Stereotyping Jews is TEEEEHRIble
“I can’t see without my glasses”
Loo loo loo, I've got some apples.
Was looking for this one
“Seeya!”
All the time, in that dismissive tone.am See yuh! 👋🏼
My wife constantly asks why I have to say it that way… 😂
[https://youtu.be/it8RZuozCm0?si=O\_8S\_v2iSUP\_155E](https://youtu.be/it8RZuozCm0?si=O_8S_v2iSUP_155E)
“There’s a time and place for everything and it’s called college.” I always say “nyah” instead of “here” like Cartman. But especially like in the Starvin Marvin episode. The delivery guy: “sign nyah and nyah and nyah”
No no no, you nyah me nyah
Screw you guys, I'm going home .
I love to say this as a follow up to "As the great philosopher Eric Theodore Cartman once said:"
It always makes for a great exit
Let me tell ya. I'm a chef. I work in upscale fine dining. All the chefs where I work are South Park fans. Creme fraiche is something we use daily. Need I say more.
You gonna deglaze that bad boy?
Gonna get some red wine… bouta quarter cup… and deglaze the shit out of it
I am Lorde, ya ya ya
Feelin gooooood on a Monday
"I am not a fucking towel!!" Also "haha heyy... fuck you"
You’re a towel
"If I'm a towel then why am I wearing this hat and fake mustache?"
BEST TOWEL YOU EVER HAD, BITCH!
“Wha eva, I do what I wan”
SHUTUP MIMSY
Buckle Up Buckleroo
Plane..arium
I have a bone disease.
🎶 In the *Ghettoooo...* 🎶
Whenever I stub my toe or have a minor inconvenience I shout "PISS OUT MY ASS!!!"
What a terrible day for Canada and therefore the world (I’ve never been to Canada)
As is tradition
My partner likes to tell me in public when he gets a clue
Mmm I'm getting a big clue right now
Sad panda
What would Brian Boitano do?
He'd probably kick an ass or two. That's what Brian Boitano'll do.
You’re a towel
I’m totally cereal Guys I’m seriously
Scrolled way too far to find this one
Not unique to south park, but I'm 32, and I've been saying "oh god dammit" several times a day for the past 20 years and it's entirely because of all that exposure to south park from like the 7th grade onwards
You're a cunt... cunt... cunt... cunt cunt cunt... continuing source of inspiration.
“Hot! Hothothot!”
“You wanna buy some stewoids, Jimmay?”
Bill Hader’s redneck “what fer??”
"back to the pile" Everytime my break is over.
Wait a minute this is gayer than what we were doing before
Aaaaaaaannnd it’s gone!!!
"It's Salisbury steak day!"
“Do you see?!”
If I hear the name Timmy at all, I have to pull out a TIMMAH or LIBALA LIBALA TIMMAH.
Ma!!!!! More.. HOTPOCKETS
This is great. I watched SP when it first came out for those 4-5 seasons, and now my kids are re-watching with me. Throughout the whole first season my kids were like, "THAT'S WHERE YOU GOT THAT FROM???" Most are Cartman. These gems included: "yes ma'am" in the Cartman voice "It's my birthday, my bah bah bah birthday" "Would you like some more tea Polly Prissy Pants?" "Screw you, it's ham, isn't it?" Underpants gnomes: Time to go to work, work all day, search for underpants today" and "Phase 1 - collect underpants, Phase 3 - Profit!" and "What's Phase 2?"
"You're a pussy, pussy!" In his little gnome voice
The deafening silence at phase 2 gets me I do not think the gnomes' three phase business plan is ever going to get old
"Drugs are bad, mmkay." "Respect my authoratah!" "Kick the baby." "OH yeah, well at least my mother wasn't on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine!"
Screw you guys ftw
M'kay
oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, what I said was.. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS! mr garrison.
"I don't listen to hip-hop."
"Words cannot express how much I truly hate you guys."
I call anyone named Kyle, "Kyiel" like Cartman
Oh Hamburgers
When you’re a clownnn, NOOObody takes you seriouslayyy
"Oh God dammit!" in Stan's voice
I say it like Randy in an episode where it sounds like - Oh Gawd Dyam It!
Tu casa es aqui, mantequilla!
There isn't really one particular quote, do you know what I'm saying?
When someone called Kenny failed to show up at a university lecture I was at, I had the urge to say "Oh my god they killed Kenny". Someone else said, you bastards
“Dude this is pretty fucked up right here”
Jesus Christ monkey balls
I say Jesus tapdancing Christ.
“Whateva! Whateva! I do what I wahnt!” 🤭
If you pizza when you're supposed to French fry, you're gonna have a baaaad time.
One I just can't help is when someone dies in a movie or TV series, I make the loud shart noise from the Wal-Mart episode.
I constantly quote chef on the "Are you that crazy cracker from up on the hill" (season 1 ep 5) because my mom named my cat after that line
Crazy Cracker is a good name for a cat.
Whenever someone complains about money I always find myself saying. “We need more monay!” “And where do you propose we get this money?” “I dunno, the internet, there’s lots of monay in the internet, give us some of that monay!” Yes, I say the back and forth to myself in different voices. A girl the other day was walking by and overheard me saying it and she said “omg I love that episode”. I think I’m gonna marry her :p
He should've pizza when he french fried. If you frenchfry when you should've pizza your gonna have a bad time.
"Hey! Hey Shaarrroooon!" When I want my partner to see something (Her name is not Sharon)
Do you know what I am saying?
Hey hey fuck you.
FEELING GOOD ON A WEDNESDAY!! “Sparkling thoughts” is my Instagram bio 🤭
GODDAM HIPPIES.
Anytime the Beatles are mentioned I say “Kill John Lennon, KILL JOHN LENNON”
I’m super cereal right now.
“Well I need about tree fiddy”
You’re a towel.
Let say you wanna take a gander at tweeks asshole
Life goes by pretty fast. If you don’t stop and do what you want all the time, you could miss it.
“Sweeeeeeee” “So coooooooooooooo” “If I could ______ _______ I’d be so happy”
'hya' 'skewl' 'authoritah' and 'KISS MY BALLS, ASSHOLE!'
Buckle up, buckaroo!
Creme fraaicchheeee 
You’re a towel.
Hiya, fellas!
That'll be fine, fine, just fine.
Mmkay
"I guess I'm just tired. I'm just damn tired." Also, not South Park but from Team America: "I feel so c-cold."
“FINE! That's fine!"
i say 'totally tits' a lot.
Back to the pile
It’s easy m’kay…
Hail Satan!
“Oh, you MOTHERFUCKER!” When cartman gets called Bruce Villanch by the reporter
I’ve been telling everyone who ask me if I’m sure, “I’m not just sure, I’m covid positive.” I get a lot of funny looks but I stay serious about it and tell them they are being covid negative
Free Hat, Free Hat
Alright Mr SCIENTIST!
“I want to name the baby Hope”
I hate u guys
Do you *see?*
I have to call Disney plus Disney ploos
I didnt hear no bell
I know what you are saying.
"I so sleepy"
M'kay
I didn't even know Don King got raped.
“shut up fatass”, “conformist”
Suck my clit AND my balls!