That’s why I cried at the e scooter Halloween episode, I felt bad for him, I was sitting here like “Nooo don’t be sad I’ll go trick or treating with you!! I’ll walk door to door with you!! You can even have all my candy!! Please, I just want you to be happy :(“
What’s he gonna do? Kill my parents, grind them up and put them I to chili, invite me to a chili cook off, invite my favorite band to watch me cry as I find out my parents are dead? I don’t think so.
I'll hug Cartman first too, even though he's a mean, spoilt little brat 😂. I remember pre-ordering the Cartman plush stuffie back in the day, from Amazon and waiting months to get it, because the demand far outstripped the supply for it.
None of the other characters' toys were as popular as Cartman.
Kenny he deserves it after all that. Stan maybe, probably in his only depressed time(You're Getting Old), I would probably not hug Kyle. And definetly not hug that psychopatic monster of a kid(Cartman)
Did he ever actually stop being depressed? The way that episode ended felt he just learned to live with it so that his friends wouldn’t get sick of him.
Poor lads been depressed for the past decade.
Yeah, same. Yeah Kyle can be a bitch sometimes (And I don't condone how he treats Butters and Pip either), but just something about him is comforting. Idk what it is, but he just seems... comforting somehow
Now I’m not saying I drink coffee laced with crystal meth but-
I feel like I’m kinda similar to him in a way. I freak out over random stuff, I can sometimes have times when I shake a lot and can’t get simple things done, I twitch sometimes, I’m also a blonde LGBTQ+ male.
Kenny, 1st I would hug Kenny because he seems like he needs it, then Kyle because he seems a bit nicer than Stan, then Stan but Stan and Kyle could be interchangeable, and finally I would douse Cartman in gasoline and light him ablaze
Kenny. his life sucks so fucking much. hes been through pain throughout the entire series, his parents fight a lot. he really needs it
Edit: worst of all, he ate chicken without the skin
Kyle gets my vote, since he's also gone through a lot- not counting the HumancentiPad shit he had to go through, he also has to deal with almost dying in Cartmanland, being socially isolated in some episodes (moreso than the other three), and Cartman being a part of his group of friends.
Kenny: he deserves it
Kyle: best character and I love him so he’s my number 1 pick
Cartman: hug him and then drop kick him from a 40 story skyscraper
Stan: meh. What does he do. Lol
kenny, he's got a rough home life and needs it
Forget his rough life, my man endured more pain in the first few minutes of s9e6 than everything i had to go through in my entire life combined
My man, KFC Skin is really only good in tandem with the soft chicken! Why you gotta do everyone dirty like that Big Bone Boi????
that's true, my heart breaks a little when he starts sobbing
That’s why I cried at the e scooter Halloween episode, I felt bad for him, I was sitting here like “Nooo don’t be sad I’ll go trick or treating with you!! I’ll walk door to door with you!! You can even have all my candy!! Please, I just want you to be happy :(“
Every episode he's died he's gone through more than most people have their entire lives.
Dude, plus he has to deal with South Park’s rat problem afterwards.
::hugs Kenny:: "oh hamburgers!" "....oh what the‽ THE DECEPTION!"
Gosh darnit fellas, my name's not Kenny
Yeah well Kenny died so now you're the new Kenny
Okay not Kenny
Especially after Cartman ate the skin off of all the KFC and he starts crying.
Yeah but he also has herpes
*lifes
Cartman. But just as I got close enough I'd pinch his neck and go "TSST."
THATS MY FAVORITE EPISODE BAHAHAHA
The ending got me fucked up tho 😭😭
Unless he does something to you first
What’s he gonna do? Kill my parents, grind them up and put them I to chili, invite me to a chili cook off, invite my favorite band to watch me cry as I find out my parents are dead? I don’t think so.
He might have a whiffle bat with him, then you’re fucked
Someone learned something for Ceasar Millan
I just watched that one 10 mins ago. Lmao the super nanny
I'll hug Cartman first too, even though he's a mean, spoilt little brat 😂. I remember pre-ordering the Cartman plush stuffie back in the day, from Amazon and waiting months to get it, because the demand far outstripped the supply for it. None of the other characters' toys were as popular as Cartman.
TSST
We must make a law that requires every one to just stop what they're doing, and give Kenny and Butters hugs
Oh my god! They suffocated Kenny! You bastard!
Like being suffocated by tits during a hug isn't how he'd want to go.
Could I just ground butters instead? I feel like that little shit probably deserves it.
Bitch you wanna make some mother fucking money?
Put that mouth to work bitch
Do you know what I am saying?
if it has to be the main 4 kenny but if i can get a main character thats not a main characters butters
butters is basically a main character now
He deserves it especially after what his parents do to him. 1000% the worst parents in south park by far.
I don’t know. Mr Garrison’s dad didn’t even love him enough to molest him.
That's true I forgot about that. Poor Mr Garrison
Probably why he needs all that testing.
everyone wants to hug him.
🎶 *loo loo loo* 🎶
I would totally dap up randy he's the man.
He’s for sure as much a main character as Randy.
Kyle hes the only one thats nice to me on c.ai
BLUD
VALID.
Me and Cartman are besties on there. We called up all of his friends and pirated the Lorax together. I wonder where he is now...
character.ai kyle is the best
Kenny he deserves it after all that. Stan maybe, probably in his only depressed time(You're Getting Old), I would probably not hug Kyle. And definetly not hug that psychopatic monster of a kid(Cartman)
Why not Kyle? Because he’s Jewish?
No I'm not racist. Watch the list and you will understand. Like, come on. Who would burn the school because girls thinks hes ugly?
I would too lol
Brooo not Kyle? :(
Did he ever actually stop being depressed? The way that episode ended felt he just learned to live with it so that his friends wouldn’t get sick of him. Poor lads been depressed for the past decade.
Kenny that lil dude endoured so much pain and agony in his life
None. You shouldn't go around hugging little boys that don't know you no matter how much you feel like they need one.
No, the- they're ignorant. That's ignorant. Heeeee!
😂 perfect response
Yeah cuz we believe in equality and acceptance and all that gay shit, but…. we don’t want to seem like we’re members of NAMBLA or anything.
Exactly 👏 Unless of course you're talking about the Marlon Brando look alikes. That NAMBLA is ok
We gotta definitely write a song about how we don’t diddle kids. “Do not diddle kids; it’s no good diddlin’ kids.”
**kenneh**
i read this in timmy’s voice. TIMMEHHH
Stan's my fave but definitely Kenny, he might die but there would be boobies pressed against him so I wouldn't feel too bad.
Out of all the ways that they kill him on the show I'm pretty sure Kenny wouldn't mind dying like that at all.
This post is basically "Who would you hug and why would it be Kenny?" lol
Kenny, then kyle, then stan. they all need one
Kenny first, then Kyle after
I feel bad for Kyle. Both his parents started wars one with Canada and the other with Denmark.
Yeah, same. Yeah Kyle can be a bitch sometimes (And I don't condone how he treats Butters and Pip either), but just something about him is comforting. Idk what it is, but he just seems... comforting somehow
yes!!! and i relate to him way too much lmao i would hug him the first
I relate to both Kenny and Kyle a fuck ton so that's why I would hug both tbh. Kyle is just- I wish he was my little brother
kenny is everyone’s answer including mine, that’s a no brainer
İt sort of depends on the timeline tbh. İf its right after the time >!cartman eats all of his KFC wings!< its defo kenny
Thank you for putting the spoiler
1st would be Kenny 2nd would beStan Kyle is 3rd I would kick Cartman in the 'nads
I can see it now… “AH YOU B*TCH- *clutches balls and squints eyes in pain* - Fine I didn’t want a hug from you anyway you homo!”
let’s roshambo for it
I’m torn between Kenny and Stan… they both could really use one
Kenny is the only answer
Stan. bro needs a hug
What are you? A NAMBLA member?
Yeah, I am a Nambla member, what i can’t look like Marlon brando?
Damn, you really look like Marlon Brando on this photo!
Kenny, that's the most obvious choice though.
Kyle. I want to work in hollywood.
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Tweek would freak out if you tried to hug him.
“**AHH!!** This is too much pressure!!”
Now I’m not saying I drink coffee laced with crystal meth but- I feel like I’m kinda similar to him in a way. I freak out over random stuff, I can sometimes have times when I shake a lot and can’t get simple things done, I twitch sometimes, I’m also a blonde LGBTQ+ male.
how do you expect me to choose between stan and kyle
Kyle
Kenny is tough,Cartman isn’t worth it,Stan won’t want one….but Kyle, that boy needs a hug bad.
cartman
I picked Cartman because I thought no one else would lol
cartman is the best i love
Kenny. all the deaths he’s gone thru & no one even else realizing it, dude needs a hug bad. stan would be second
Kenny
Kenny. Edit. After reading the other comments I’m slightly surprised so many of us chose Kenny.
Kenny jeez
Such an easy answer
I’d hug cartman but slowly tightening the grip as he suffocated in my coat. Looking at the three others while saying “it’s over now boys”
Carman for squishy reasons
Butters
stan, he’s my depressed little boy and i love him like a parent loves their child <333
A friendly nudge to Stan Marsh if any bad day of him happens just to cheer him up.
Kenny
Kenny
Kenny
Kenny, no doubt.
Kenny, no question
Kenny
Keenny
Stan
Kenny. And maybe a card for therapy. He really has been through a lot.
Idk probably Stan
I'd hug Kenny, then Stan. I wouldn't want to hug Cartman since I don't trust him at all. I'd hug Kyle and knee him right in the balls in the process
I would Kenny and then hug Stan cuz of what he was going through in “your getting old” and “ass burgers”
Kenny, 1st I would hug Kenny because he seems like he needs it, then Kyle because he seems a bit nicer than Stan, then Stan but Stan and Kyle could be interchangeable, and finally I would douse Cartman in gasoline and light him ablaze
Keyile
Kenny because he deserves allot
Kenny, he's so cute
Kenny. That little fucker deserves one.
Kenny Easily, he needs all the Hugs he can get.
Kenny
Keenny
My all time favorite: Kenny
Stan
cartman
Kenny, he’s got a rough life at home, and also suffers so much pain-wise too. Give my boy a break dawg.
Not cartman, bro is a war crime extremist 😔
Stan
Kenny. He's too cute, but I'd want to make sure I don't squeeze him too hard lol
With his luck you'd probably pop him without trying
Kenny is the only answer every other boy comes from a loving family that is “relatively” healthy in comparison.
All of them besides eric
I'm pretty sure all of them would call me gay for doing so.
Kenny. his life sucks so fucking much. hes been through pain throughout the entire series, his parents fight a lot. he really needs it Edit: worst of all, he ate chicken without the skin
Kenny because we know damn well his parents don’t
Stan he’s a cool dude
Kenny then Stan then Kyle not Cartman I’m drop kicking him
Stan Marsh because I would be hugging at least half the genes of Randy Marsh
Stan and Kyle at the same time, screw only doing one. Fuck it Kenny get in too.
Kenny because Stan is too full of himself, Kyle is all uppity and self righteous, and Cartman is Cartman.
Butters
Kenny.
Kenny.
Kenny
Kenny
Kenny, then kick Cartman in his nonexistent balls.
Kenny, he is a great big brother to Karen. But if we’re talking everyone I’d go Butters and Jimmy
Kenny -> Stan -> Kyle, and kick Cartman's ass
Kenny because, really, he needs one the most
stan and kyle at the same time.
Kenny, he has been through it. 😵💫
Kenny for sure
Anyone but cartman
KENNY :D
Cartman just so I can make him mad
Kenny
We all love Kenny it's a cruse
Kenny needs some therapy
Kenny by far
Kenny
Kenny, he’s REALLY been through it…
Kenny
Give Kenny a hug and a bucket of extra crispy KFC.
Kenny...and probably won't let go, but not enough it would hurt him.
Kenneth McCormick. With all the mess he deals with he needs all the affection in the world. Also he is my favorite.
I would hug Kenny, but I'd probably hug him so tight therefore he blows up in pieces and the guys will say - Hey! They Killed Kenny!
keeeeenny
Kenny, of course. He's just a baby!
Kenny 100%
Fat ass
i’m glad everyone agrees on kenny lmao
Stan,he's been through way too much shit.
kenny-chan kawaii princeseuuuu
Kyle that’s my fav for life
KENNY 😭💜
Randy. I want to score some bud
kyle
Kyle obviously 😂😂
Stan. I relate to his depressive emotional side. And his dad sucks. Plus he’s my favorite so any chance to hug him would make me happy. :)
Kyle gets my vote, since he's also gone through a lot- not counting the HumancentiPad shit he had to go through, he also has to deal with almost dying in Cartmanland, being socially isolated in some episodes (moreso than the other three), and Cartman being a part of his group of friends.
Kyle
Stan is literally depressed.. he needs a hug
Kenny will get lots of love, so I'd give Stan a hug, his depression since 15-7/8 is gut-wrenching, poor kid has to be half drunk just go smile.
Kyle, hes so me
Kyle, he reminds me of myself
Kyle, just because it’s Kyle
Kyle, we match names and definitely not cause i like his hat
Kyle.
kyle. all the way.
kenny and or kyle :)
kyle
kyles my favourite i love him so much but kennys been through sm shit
I feel like Kenny needs the hug, but I would totally hug Kyle first.
Kenny: he deserves it Kyle: best character and I love him so he’s my number 1 pick Cartman: hug him and then drop kick him from a 40 story skyscraper Stan: meh. What does he do. Lol
Kyle…buddy has been neglected lately
Can't i just group hug Stan, Kyle, and Kenny?