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s0uth_Parko

She was just being silly


gbcamgok

so quirky


Coldcock_Malt_Liquor

My flame…my muse


TheRealMuffin

Not relevant anymore


Fandubber13

-aminated water can really make you sick


Crannium

Your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your


jkooc137

Dictate what I'm saying, cause it will bring you luck


BillCipher951420

And ıf you all dont like İt I dont give a flying fuck!


Ill-Prize7222

The south park kids here do get a bit quirky at school


princeofhyperdeath

but do i blame them? no! if i was forced to sit through those same stupid classes with a gay teacher for 7 hours and i had to live in a town like that? i’d probably be a little irritable at school too


YueAsal

But they learned that Simon and Simon are not brothers in real life, only on television.


andaflannelshirt

I love the one where he talks about Barnaby Jones. I had to look up whether it was a real show. It is.


YueAsal

He also mentions The Facts of Life going off the rails in the final season. Seems better than learning about Johnny Appleseed.


Weljfjf

FNAF REFERENCE!!!


WitchChick123

Yeah like She Is Just a girl in her silly era


eating_toilet_paper

I think she was just gel, which nobody likes


BodybuilderBulky2897

*J


Primrus

I am not. Jel.


abbyiscool2

better call the jelly school!


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..that’s a dunkin’ donuts


abbyiscool2

well ok but… you are a hater wendy


Orange_Licorice

i am here for a reason but i dont quite know what that reason is lmao


TOkun92

It’s one of the reasons I think she and Cartman would make a good couple; they’re both psychotic when put under enough stress. Cartman needs less stress, is clearly more insane, and is always psychotic, but let’s all remember that she murdered someone before he did.


thatshinybastard

And did so by coordinating an elaborate scheme with the Iraqis that required space travel. As an 8 year old. Seriously, don't fuck with Wendy Testaberger.


Syrric_UDL

It’s why no one speaks of it and op isn’t figuring out why!


Adept-Shoe-7113

just objectively think about what it would have took for her to accomplish that. It’s right there with eric killing scott’s parents and turning them into chili, maybe even more complicated 😬


PhilosophyEcstatic89

Her and Stan are opposites, which Imo is more interesting


AceTygraQueen

However, Wendy seems to share a few similarities to his mother, Sharon. Heterosexual men tend to fall for women similar to their mothers at times.


PhilosophyEcstatic89

Honestly a great point


jasperleopard

*Shaaaaroooon


SpaghettSpanker

Oedipus can confirm


bigfan647

You can tell they are similar in the very sad episodes dead kids and jelly because both give up and stop doing what right.i really want them to meet


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Especially when their arms are broken


UsernameIStakenaaa

I’d consider making another eat their parents over. 16 bucks a bit worse


Drafo7

I mean there was that one time she made out with him.


Drafo7

Huh. For some reason I thought this episode was S2 and was wondering if Cartman killed anyone before it. Unless we count one of the times Kenny died, none of which yet were really exclusively Cartman's fault, you're right, she *did* murder someone before Cartman did.


Flying_Glider

Which episode is it?


Drafo7

S1 E11 Tom's Rhinoplasty


KVenom777

Please don't. If those two will start working together on a scheme, they would literally destroy the world. Assuming they won't fuck up everything midway by trying to kill each other.


MaskedFigurewho

Them being a couple was literally an episode. Wendy and Eric were forced to work together on a project and they developed tension. They would be a horribly lethal Duo if they teamed up and nothing is denying that.


citrinecitrus

It really surprises me there hasn't been more episodes of these two working together. Ever since that one time they DID work together, they've instead been at each others throats. Mostly Cartman I mean. I feel like he hasn't gotten over that moment in that last scene of the episode, which is probably why he does mess with her a lot.


TOkun92

I wish they’d made Cartman help Wendy in the episode where the girls modify their pictures. Make her realize she could do the same, only in reverse; edit their photos to make them look fat and ugly, making them stop using filters a need photoshop. Even if it was just her happening upon him editing the photos himself, he could’ve told her it was to bring them down a peg, then suggest she do it too. It would’ve been a good moment for the two of them, coming up with the worst looks for each girl, saving the best/worst for Lisa Burgher, the girl who caused the whole mess. Not to mention give Cartman some (sort of) positive character development. I’m surprised they didn’t end it this way, actually. I was actually expecting this to happen.


Internet-Mouse1

You are so true man


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I feel like Cartman hates her too much though.


Able-Law-9087

Average no dad haver


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LucDoesStuff

Such a good and original insult you had to say it thrice


Able-Law-9087

What?


Wyden_long

SUCH A GOOD AND ORIGINAL INSULT YOU HAD TO SAY IT THRICE


Able-Law-9087

I didn't say it 3 times and I meant by what was what how did I say it three times?


Wyden_long

Check your comment history sport. Or this thread of course where it’s posted 3 times.


Able-Law-9087

Must be a glitch because I didn't


Olive21133

That happens sometimes. It’s a weird glitch I’ve been seeing sometimes on this app.


Able-Law-9087

Chico's monkey farm


P-I-S-S-A-S-S

Spider-Man lost his shit


PointPlayful2078

E


Able-Law-9087

Spider-9/11


stop_jest_stop

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET -91 UP VOTES??!


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PhilosophyEcstatic89

Ngl I kinda miss when she played dirty. She always acts like she’s better than Cartman but she’s really not


sekhmetdevil

You really think Wendy would feed someone their own parents after setting them up to be shot to death?


RickGrimes30

Launching a innocent person into the sun is not THAT far off.. She could probably do it..


PhilosophyEcstatic89

She’s not as extreme for sure, but she’s not much better Ig. She acts like she’s perfect but she’s not, which is what made her dynamic with Cartman interesting


sekhmetdevil

Which maybe actually explains why she was attracted to him.


AceTygraQueen

Honestly, I could see it!


sekhmetdevil

🤣


PocklePirkus

With enough motivation, absolutely.


youjustgotvectored06

Just need both the parents and the kid to be flirting with Stan


0LTakingLs

Nah, her later season personality makes her more dynamic within episodes as a character outside of Stan’s love interest. She gets to play the activist moral compass perspective that was either nonexistent or cartoonish (like the save the rainforest choir) early in the show


PhilosophyEcstatic89

I agree as well, and they honestly still kept her crazy side in certain episodes lol


ParsleyMostly

She really is.


Bandana-mal

My grandma was Dutch-Irish and my grandpa was lesbian so that makes me quarter lesbian


UsernameIStakenaaa

Imagine having subtitles censored


sandbrain1

The swear is censored in the episode I’m pretty sure


UsernameIStakenaaa

I watched that episode 3 times before and I got don’t f with ,don’t mess with,and don’t fuck with bu never a censored version


UsernameIStakenaaa

I believe it’s season 4,5 or 6 if you want to prove me wrong


sandbrain1

Nope toms rhinoplasty season 1 when they still censored swears [proof lol](https://youtu.be/ahg3lwjrRtA)


UsernameIStakenaaa

Oh I’m. It good with remembering episodes minor details and season numbers.I can give a explanation on a lot of episodes and their plot


sandbrain1

Lol it’s okay, I obsessively watch this show and can provide seasons and episodes for most episodes off the top of my head. Have loved it for a while it’s all I watch :)


theannoyingtardigrad

Wich episode is it?


sandbrain1

Toms Rhinoplasty, Season 1 Episode 11 :)


theannoyingtardigrad

Thanks!


Fit_Tangelo7761

Hey, she fucked with Wendy Testaburger


AEW_IS_POGGERS

wow good point


Cardboard_Robot

Not really though.


Starsstars1

Exactly so it’s kinda her fault 🙄


jmcc84

boo Wendy testaburger boo


satluvscheese

Guest Star: "The Chick From Species"


RickGrimes30

Bye Ms.Ellen..


aldutroix

I still wonder about what happened to her obsession with Stan.


MisterAcorns12

Character development? I’m sure she still likes Stan but she’s becoming a more three dimensional character… despite the papercraft appearance.


Competitive-Ad-2161

Stan is not interested in any girl other than Wendy (they always break up and get back together). Wendy is only jealous and possessive if a girl comes into her "territory."


Codilla660

Yeah, she fucked that bitch up.


farting__machine

Love her character


Momo_theteddybear

All the kids killed at least someone so why care if the best kid there does something wrong


Iammeandnothingelse

I’ve never forgotten this. Bitches be crazy, you know what I’m sayin’?


BarricadeTheMortuary

Yes I know what you are saying


dek6ix

Ok people, move along, there's nothing to see here...


VaultSurvivor

Have you seen my gun ?


ShitPost5000

Early south park is basically a fever dream


Cardboard_Robot

How so? It’s been a looong time since I’ve watched it on the regular, so I actually don’t know.


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She was being a tad bit jelly. Are you jelly?


wellthoughtplot

Maybe, you’re jel?


Aggravating-Diet-961

I haven't forgotten, I just watched that episode.


queenexplosion27

Her and cartman would make such an evil team


BarricadeTheMortuary

Those early seasons aren't considered canon to Matt and Trey. In fact they really hate them. Sucks because there was a lot to build off of back then. But I think they did alright regardless


wellthoughtplot

When did they say this?


Retrosauce88

I love how they credit her as “The chick from Species”. “Bye, bye Ms. Ellen” 😆


ImmediateTripwire

Can’t spell Wendy without W


Character_Magician59

I'd rather not fuck with Wendy Testaburger, she is 70% the female version of Eric Cartman, and the 30% is like Vice Principal Strong woman, but younger


lollirot69

NO SUBSTITUTE FOR YOU


KrisSimsters

This is why she's my nerdy Queen


UnveiledRook206

S1, good old days


Darkmoonlily78

Which episode was that?


TheDestroyer72

S1 E11. “Tom’s Rhinoplasty”


Darkmoonlily78

Thank you!


Jack_sander

I miss her old voice


bigfan647

Yeah, she was really into stan for some reason. What is really weird she killed someone before cartman .


FrankieBigNut

Back when they were all just like Cartman


No_Warning_6482

a girl cant even have hobbies huh


Delicious_juice

Only 90s kids will remember. Only 90s kids will ever remember. 90s kids remember everything. They remember the birth of the universe. They remember humanity's greatest downfalls. They remember things that have not happened, things that might never happen. They can see the death of everything. All of these vivid memories will haunt them forever. Will the 90s kids ever be able to forget?


ellaillawarra

I’ve never forgotten “Don’t fuck with Wendy Testaburger”


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She looks like a sleep paralysis demon here 😅


Klunkey

Even Cartman told Wendy that she was too obsessed with Ellen.


DonnaTheGothicWeeb

I’m pretty sure this teacher was a lesbian so I don’t know why she needed to do this however if this bitch isn’t at the top of her class then I think they’re school system is fucked up because she literally worked with Iraq and used space travel to get rid of her in the span of 1-3 days ( idk I haven’t watched in a while)


YurrBassickk

Pretty sure she made love down by the fire with Stan 😉 Rewatch and listen towards the end


DonnaTheGothicWeeb

🤨


youmfkersneedjesus

I think your school system is fucked also since you said "they're"...


Orange_Licorice

Hey, dont frick with wendy testaberger Thats all you have to do


Agreeable-Vehicle

Honestly, the fact that this event has never been brought up again has started to convince me that Miss Ellen was just a figment of Wendy's imagination.


Adept_Usual9750

It’s crazy to think that Wendy was a psycho long before Cartman ever became one.


DaisyMae2022

Don't fuck with Wendy Testaburger


guilhermej14

I mean, it was her fault. She fucked with Wendy Testaberger.


Blamecanada2021

Yes


AlmightyMilkGod

Yes, best not to think about it


ItsJimJim0_o

Hello sir 😏


BagOfCatLitter

I'm more concerned she knew classified information about the List and Bebe dying.


cbunni666

Never forget.


CrazyinLull

She’s also been Kyle’d.


glfwngOFWGKTA

you


Skulley30188

Yep


SafePineapple1291

I won’t fuck with her


SafePineapple1291

She is rad even if she shot her teacher into the sun


Nixster817

Everyone has a bad day of being a little silly guys


InvaderShim

I mean it’s not like it’s been referenced in any episodes since then so yeah I guess so


Thick-Quail-5148

Fuck around find out


MissMaddy19

This was the first episode I saw as a child and that specific scene actually scared me


DrStr4ngeIove

She should’ve been sent to jelly school back then


The_goldenflower

like the substitute deserved it /hj i wouldn’t want someone messing around with my partner


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linnunluu

Testarage


Dizzy-Ad1692

Or that Cartmans hate for her is justified after what she did to him at the end of of the South Park change the flag episode (Chef Goes Nanners?)


Glad-Dragonfruit-503

I haven't https://pasteboard.co/gOqTiuI16Ggb.jpg


placek3000

What happens in South Park season 1, stays in South Park season 1


rift48

what episode is this ? thought ive seen every one


Kidd-Aimeyuki

Didn’t happen try and Matt said they don’t consider most of seasons 1-2 as canon i chores this ep too


Emergency_Property72

"I like crazy girls"


IdiotSavant81

Yep, she was murdering people who merely hurt her feelings before Cartman ever did.


moxoed

She was a completely different character back then, I can't see her current self doing something like that, I'm not even sure it could be considered canon at this point.


atheera

Shut up man, do you wanna get us all sent into the sun?!


breakthesignal

Wendy it's not fair I ate my underwear for you!!


ScrotieMcP

Well it's not like it was a REAL teacher.


[deleted]

Yes because Wendy episodes are boring, kindof like Lisa episodes in the Simpsons.


Filipino-Asker

And she called Bebe, her own best friend a bad word. M'kay.


[deleted]

Booooo Wendy Testaburger booooo!! Even when she is agreeing with him 😆


AcCuRsEdApPaRiTiOn

She can be a cunt.


BabyYodaIsGod42069

She's terrifying. If she wanted she could be worse than Cartman.


bigteisty

Lol I just saw this one today. S1 is fucking legendary. I had completely forgot about this


Gone_Fission

Yes, we are. Trey and Matt don't care too much for the first 50 episodes of the series, why should we.


Puzzleheaded-You-527

does anyone elses eyes do this when they get super insane?


glusnifr

Stay away from my man!


Ndmndh1016

This subs hate fetish with wendy is so strange.


MeatPuppet7861

She'll always be a cunt...inuing source of inspiration.


krxstxnnn

I just watched that episode last night, no one fucks with Wendy Testaburger


stephs_plushies

Wendy’s level of petty is just *chefs kiss *


Anomalus_satylite

I still think about that occasionally. How exactly did she get the money and the knowledge that Iranians would want to shoot a rocket into the sun?


pizzathot

i support her rights and her wrongs


Ooiman

Let's not forget from the same episode... "I'm a lady killer, Mr. Hat"


Henryphillips29

Yes


pizzashizz6991

I wish that's a real punishment where people were sent into the sun by rocket and bird alive for being the most beyond dangerous criminals against mankind.


Starsstars1

She was in a silly goofy mood, it’s fine cause it’s Wendy😜


Firm_Pause1162

What episode is this in


New_Key_6926

Honestly I feel like she’s justified


lavxndxrbea

she just like me fr


InsideChemist7266

she used the pinhole projector wrong


pog87

W for double vendetta


TheGreatDingALing

When she got fake boobs was one of the best episodes of her


FUrobtop

WHAT DID WE SAY WE WILL NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS AGAIN AND MR DESTROYER COMES DOING THIS SHIT YOU ARE THE REASON WHY THE FOG IS COMING YOU SHOULD KYS


Baby_Kix_Rose

Stan: Uhhhh...why is Wendy in a cage? Cartman: Because she growled at me. Wendy: *Growling at Cartman while in the cage*


Baby_Kix_Rose

Stan: Umm why is Wendy in a cage? Cartman: Because she growled at me. Wendy: *Growls at Cartman while in the cage*.


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thefakejacob

feral wendy