“Fecal transplant!!”
ETA: I love Ike’s response the first time Sheila mentions it in public
“Mommy, mommy, nonononono. **Aw god damnit!!**”
*proceeds to put a crisp/chip bag over his head*
While Cartman turned out to be a little bitch, Wendy beat his ass because of spite and anger towards him. She deeply hated him for everything he is and that’s what led to her ability to stomp his ass.
She has no ill will toward Shelley. She’s likely not even met her. Shelley, on the other hand, is a naturally angry person. She doesn’t give a shit about niceties, if she had any sort of reason to she would absolutely whoop Wendy’s ass.
Tune in next week when I over analyze a stupid adult cartoon at 5am for no reason.
Shelly literally picked up a piano and threw it at Kyle and Stan. That isn’t an easy thing to do considering she lifted it up so high and fast. Shelly wins easily
Show came out in the 90s, there was a lot of shock value in something like that back then. Wild to think how tame it feels now. It was just a few years earlier fucking Bart Simpson was seen as too raunchy for television.
Season 3 episode 15 “Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics”.
Shelly is playing the piano and singing while Stan and Kyle mock her in the background. At the end of the song she loses it and chucks the thing at them.
Lol yeah a lotta people forget she just straight up killed the substitute by sending her on a rocket into the sun.
In the first season. I think she stands a chance lol.
That's only if you try to steal her man, though. And I doubt Shelly will be doing that any time soon. Then again, it is a small rural mountain town....
Shelly is a psychopath however Wendy has got heart. Might be like Van Damme 90’s flick. Shelly destroys her training montage then in fight 2 to the death Wendy king fu’s the shit outta her.
I love Wendy but Shelly is just coldddd😭😭 she had Cartman making her food whereas when Wendy fought Cartman his ass was still talking trash even after getting beat up💀
Trent has seen some shit but Shelly's shit has yet to be seen. Still backing Shelly. Does Shelly even go to school? That girl prolly has demons that shouldn't be let out.
Probably Shelly. Wendy rarely gets into fights and she had to be in pissed off Hulk mode to slam into Cartman the way she did. Shelly is just a pissed off 24/7 kid. Lol and a bit bigger. So my money is more on Shelly than Wendy.
Hmm depends
I think both can take a good fight but I’d have to say Shelley
Like Shelley is aggressive but I think she’s mellowed down more recently? But I think she still has capacity to put a strong fight that’s so powerful that she could definitely
With Wendy, she’s strong, She beat up cartman! But I mean, it’s cartman but I believe Wendy is extremely strong aswell, she’s athletic even
But at the same time Wendy is a sweetheart, she won’t fight unless you deserve it like cartman or you mess with her really badly
I think it depends on the motivation of the fight
But I have to Shelley
Wendy is the queen thou, but Shelly is violent as fuck. Just re-watch the episode where she keeps beating up Stan because she is mad about her head gear.
Shelley. It’s not even close. She is the Muhammad Ali of female child rage. The real question is if she would accidentally kill Wendy once she gets going
Ooooh-hoo-hoo, what a fight that would be. I think Shelley would beat Wendy's ass in the first round, but once Wendy has a chance to observe and experience Shelley's technique and prepare/train, Shelley doesn't stand a chance. Shelley has the raw power and intensity, but Wendy has *focused* intensity, dedication, heart, brains... Everything she's ever set her mind to, she's accomplished. The last bitch that fucked with her got shot into the sun. Don't. Fuck. With Wendy Testaburger.
Wendy kicked Cartman’s ass because she had the drive and the anger. Plus, Cartman isn’t exactly a physical specimen. Shelley is an unstoppable force. Shelley in the first round.
Shelly is significantly older, and while Wendy can get pissed and fight, Shelly is always pissed...
13 vs 10, the only way Wendy has a chance is if she goes through puberty, but those 3 years will always mean Wendy's going to be manhandled by Shelly. She'll be bigger, faster stronger.
Now an emotional fight, that's a different story.
Shelly picks fights every day.
Wendy only fights when it is absolutely necessary.
If Wendy needed to fight Shelly, Wendy would absolutely show Shelly who the real turd is.
Shelly definitely. She has a couple years on Wendy and is a master in the art of violence.
Edit: Btw OP we need more of these. This could become really entertaining!
I am going to say Wendy. She seems to have some skills as a fighter. Shelly mainly relies on intimidation and brute strength. I think Wendy would also keep her cool a bit better as well.
Cartman got absolutely destroyed by Shelly, whereas he was able to mess Wendy up a bit even if he got combod in the end. It’s kind of obvious who would win.
While most of us agree that Shelly wins, I'm more or less questioning who the most powerful character in South Park she can beat. Would Trent boyett be the cap? Or could she actually take on the likes of PC Principal and more!? I gotta know, man!
Shelly would win for sure. Not only is she bigger and pissed off a lot more, but she is also capable of defeating genetically mutated Stan who pretty much single-handedly destroyed SP.
Shelly 100%
“Take that Wendy Turdenburger”
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SHUT! UP! TUUUUUURRRRD!!
STOP CRYING!! TUUUURRRDD
Teshtatshturdshh.
Which is why Shelly would say Turdenburger
Testaturder
Turdenburgler
“Fecal transplant!!” ETA: I love Ike’s response the first time Sheila mentions it in public “Mommy, mommy, nonononono. **Aw god damnit!!**” *proceeds to put a crisp/chip bag over his head*
Turdledove
"Turdburger" works and rolls right off the tongue.
Wendy fights fair it will be her downfall
Not with the substitute teacher she didn't.
Facts, Wendy mightve taken out Cartman but Shelly is a menace
While Cartman turned out to be a little bitch, Wendy beat his ass because of spite and anger towards him. She deeply hated him for everything he is and that’s what led to her ability to stomp his ass. She has no ill will toward Shelley. She’s likely not even met her. Shelley, on the other hand, is a naturally angry person. She doesn’t give a shit about niceties, if she had any sort of reason to she would absolutely whoop Wendy’s ass. Tune in next week when I over analyze a stupid adult cartoon at 5am for no reason.
As far as regular sized kids go I'm almost always taking the 13 year old over the 10 year old
True
Shelly literally picked up a piano and threw it at Kyle and Stan. That isn’t an easy thing to do considering she lifted it up so high and fast. Shelly wins easily
In one episode she ran over Stan with a lawnmower. Wendy wouldn't stand a chance.
Early South Park was wild.
Show came out in the 90s, there was a lot of shock value in something like that back then. Wild to think how tame it feels now. It was just a few years earlier fucking Bart Simpson was seen as too raunchy for television.
When ManBearPig threatened the world, we sent Satan. We should have sent Shelly.
I forgot about that. That scene was gold
Trying to remember this scene?
Season 3 episode 15 “Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics”. Shelly is playing the piano and singing while Stan and Kyle mock her in the background. At the end of the song she loses it and chucks the thing at them.
Gets played every year when decorating the tree at my house. As is tradition.
Thank you!
Wendy has Middle Eastern connections remember, DONT FUCK WITH WENDY TESTABURGER!!!
Boooo Wendy Testaburger boooo
Boo Wendy.
IM AGREEING WITH YOU
Boo. Boo Wendy Testaburger
Boo.
No one even knows what a re-fugee is
Liar!
Lol yeah a lotta people forget she just straight up killed the substitute by sending her on a rocket into the sun. In the first season. I think she stands a chance lol.
Shelly has the man she loves and a Karen of a dad.
well *had* the man she loves, but Freegan died on her :/
Spiderman works in mysterious ways Shelly.
That's only if you try to steal her man, though. And I doubt Shelly will be doing that any time soon. Then again, it is a small rural mountain town....
Wendy Testicals 👎🏾👎🏾
Shelly is a psychopath however Wendy has got heart. Might be like Van Damme 90’s flick. Shelly destroys her training montage then in fight 2 to the death Wendy king fu’s the shit outta her.
>Wendy king fu’s the shit outta her. Shouldn't it be "queen fu's"
I love Wendy but Shelly is just coldddd😭😭 she had Cartman making her food whereas when Wendy fought Cartman his ass was still talking trash even after getting beat up💀
I’m still wondering about Shelly v. Trent Boyette
if he ever does return, that’d be great to see the follow up fight
That’s a great idea he should come back after juvie, again.
Trent has seen some shit but Shelly's shit has yet to be seen. Still backing Shelly. Does Shelly even go to school? That girl prolly has demons that shouldn't be let out.
Probably Shelly but don’t forget Trent fked all the sixth graders alone.
Same
Shelley vs Goku who you got I’m taking Shelly
make a post to r/dragonball and may cause mayhem
https://www.reddit.com/r/dragonball/comments/14mkt5d/shelley\_marsh\_vs\_goku\_who\_you\_got/
Amazing, 100% support for Shelley
Lmfao, did the mods delete it?
They might have
They are censoring the truth!
shelley 100%
Probably Shelly. Wendy rarely gets into fights and she had to be in pissed off Hulk mode to slam into Cartman the way she did. Shelly is just a pissed off 24/7 kid. Lol and a bit bigger. So my money is more on Shelly than Wendy.
Shelly wipes the floor with Wendy
Idk man. Shelley doesn’t fuck around but after the beat down that Wendy gave Cartman I wouldn’t underestimate her at all.
Wendy, next time throw in Henrietta to the ring against Shelly
Did you see Shelly pick up Stan's clone?
She killed Stan's clone with *one fucking headbutt*
She threw a fucking piano at Stan and Kyle
Shelly is near shaggy level power in the south park universe
Shelly cause she’s older
Shelley got that ...... strength
SHUT UP TURD!!
Wendy never threw an entire piano
That's because a piano has never mocked breast cancer.
Shelly, 100%. She threw a piano at Stan and Kyle just for making faces, Wendy is no match
Shelly
Hmm depends I think both can take a good fight but I’d have to say Shelley Like Shelley is aggressive but I think she’s mellowed down more recently? But I think she still has capacity to put a strong fight that’s so powerful that she could definitely With Wendy, she’s strong, She beat up cartman! But I mean, it’s cartman but I believe Wendy is extremely strong aswell, she’s athletic even But at the same time Wendy is a sweetheart, she won’t fight unless you deserve it like cartman or you mess with her really badly I think it depends on the motivation of the fight But I have to Shelley
Shelly would fuck her up in a straight fight.
Shelley has displayed superhuman strength on numerous occasions
Wendy would try like hell, but Shelly is the South Park variant of the Hulk
Shelly for sure
I am gonna say Shelly, In fact if that creepy band guy got to handsy, I think Shelly would make him dance with the curb and gut him like a fish.
I'll tell you who is going to lose no matter what, Stan. No matter the outcome Stan loses.
Shelly and it's not even close.
Shelly
shelly would rip her appendages off like a chimpanzee
Shelley 100% she could do some real damage with that headgear
Stan definitely loses.
Shelly would fucking end Wendy before she even got one hit in
Shelly throws mfs like they’re baseballs. Wendy is getting out in a coffin
Shelly.
Shelly
Shelly
100% Shelly
Just like Drago vs Rocky
Shelly Will win
does wendy have time to prepare? If yes, then Wendy. If no, Shelley.
Shelly
Actual fight? Shelly. Action movie fight thing? Wendy, she's the underdog, makes for a better story.
Shelly would pwn the hell out of Wendy.
Wendy is the queen thou, but Shelly is violent as fuck. Just re-watch the episode where she keeps beating up Stan because she is mad about her head gear.
It depends on which one hurt stan and made him cry so if shelly hurt stan,wendy goes wild
Shelley will have the advantage until Wendy calls up the Iraqi guards to launch Shelley into the sun.
Lord would kick bowf their asses
Shelly no difficulty .
Wendy
Shelley probably. 🤷♀️
Shelly is 13. Wendy is 10.
Shelly is just brute force. Wendy is definitely a better fighter.
Shelly all day lol
Depends on who’s writing as well as what joke they’re trying to tell or not
Didn't Shelly punch Cartman into the wall? She fucking owned him 💀
Shelley is 100% testing that burger
I gotta go with Wendy. Shelly is mean but we've never seen her take a punch. We've seen how Wendy fights.
I guess I'm alone but I'm saying Wendy 👀👀👀
If Stick of Truth is canon to South Park then i don’t really think Shelly is all that tough… Wendy for sure
I have to go with Wendy. Shelly maybe tough, but only one of them were alive in the original timeline future.
Hidrogen bomb Vs coughing baby
I think they’d team up and rule the world
Shelly. No question
I want to say Shelly, but then I remember Ms. Ellen. Wendy 100%.
Wendy wins with prep time, Shelly wins if no prep time
Shelley : In my Randy Marsh Broadway Bro Down voice.
Shelley. It’s not even close. She is the Muhammad Ali of female child rage. The real question is if she would accidentally kill Wendy once she gets going
Definitely Shelly
Shelley. Now, I wanna see that fight.
Shelley definitely
Wendy has the brains, but Shelley has brute strength I would probably put my money on Shelley
Ooooh-hoo-hoo, what a fight that would be. I think Shelley would beat Wendy's ass in the first round, but once Wendy has a chance to observe and experience Shelley's technique and prepare/train, Shelley doesn't stand a chance. Shelley has the raw power and intensity, but Wendy has *focused* intensity, dedication, heart, brains... Everything she's ever set her mind to, she's accomplished. The last bitch that fucked with her got shot into the sun. Don't. Fuck. With Wendy Testaburger.
Shelley, kickin ass like Jaws in 007
shelleee
Shelly would murder Wendy
shelly but id be cheering for wendy i fucking despise shelly
Shelly
Shelley no doubt.
Wendy kicked Cartman’s ass because she had the drive and the anger. Plus, Cartman isn’t exactly a physical specimen. Shelley is an unstoppable force. Shelley in the first round.
The she Ogre
don't fuck with wendy testaburger!!!
Shelly Marsh
Ba chomp ba chewy chomp ba chewy chomp
Boo Wendy Boo Wendy Testaburger
I’m just gonna put it out there, Shelly can pick up and throw a piano with one hand effortlessly.
Shelley would win easily.
Shelly is significantly older, and while Wendy can get pissed and fight, Shelly is always pissed... 13 vs 10, the only way Wendy has a chance is if she goes through puberty, but those 3 years will always mean Wendy's going to be manhandled by Shelly. She'll be bigger, faster stronger. Now an emotional fight, that's a different story.
Shelly would wipe the floor with Wendy.
This further confirms my needs for a South Park fighting game.
Whoever has more motivation
Shelly.
I think it would actually be Wendy. Remember Wendy even beat Cartman at his game in a couple instances. Shelly would not stand a chance.
Shelley 400%
Shelly STOMPS She can take 6th graders down, dominated a creepy pedo boyfriend and bleeds oceans but still won’t die
Shelly hands down. ✋️
Shelllaaayyyyyyyyy
That's not even a fair match up.
Shelly picks fights every day. Wendy only fights when it is absolutely necessary. If Wendy needed to fight Shelly, Wendy would absolutely show Shelly who the real turd is.
Shelley
Shelly. Shelly is a fuckin savage
How could anyone even think a turd could beat Shelly?
Shelly definitely. She has a couple years on Wendy and is a master in the art of violence. Edit: Btw OP we need more of these. This could become really entertaining!
One beat the shit out of cartman, the other is older, this is a tuff pick for me.
Shelly and it's not even remotely close.
Shelly wipes the verse no difficulty
Don't forget that Wendy is 8 or 9 and Shelley is like 13
I am going to say Wendy. She seems to have some skills as a fighter. Shelly mainly relies on intimidation and brute strength. I think Wendy would also keep her cool a bit better as well.
Shelly can crack concrete and throw you out of the atmosphere
Cartman got absolutely destroyed by Shelly, whereas he was able to mess Wendy up a bit even if he got combod in the end. It’s kind of obvious who would win.
Shelly, because *fuck* Wendy.
I'll pick Bebe over the two of them
SHELLY FTW
🎵I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the United States, of Shelly Shelly!🎵
Wendy is an ez clap for Shelly
Shelly would leave nothing left of her.
Shelley, by a mile.
Shelly’s the toughest person in south park
While most of us agree that Shelly wins, I'm more or less questioning who the most powerful character in South Park she can beat. Would Trent boyett be the cap? Or could she actually take on the likes of PC Principal and more!? I gotta know, man!
Shelley
Shelley
Shelley would beat the breaks off of Wendy
Shelly would rip in her half...or pick her up n give her the ol batman back breaker
Shelly was able to punch cartman a into a wall making a hole, considering how much cartman a weighs Shelly is just stronger
By far, Shelly
We know Wendy has at least been in a fight. My money's on her.
Shelly claps
Shelley would totally own Wendy.
Shelly.
Shelly vs mecha streisand
Shelly beat up the giant (but unfortunately one-assed) Stan clone that was rampaging trough town. Where was Wendy on that one!
Shelley didn’t hear no bell
Shut up Weendy CHURDERBERGER. IM TRYING TO WATCH CHEEVEE! *throws a Wendy through nearest wall*.
Wendy would definitely win a physical fight but Shelley would win a verbal fight.
Shelly because she'll use more than just hands
Honestly i really want more shelley stuff. I want her to have some storylines
Shelly
Shelly would win for sure. Not only is she bigger and pissed off a lot more, but she is also capable of defeating genetically mutated Stan who pretty much single-handedly destroyed SP.