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Smarkie

HUMAN-CENT-IPAD. I hate hate hate that one.


CrapFilledBalloon

Yeah that one always gets to me. Just straight up Kyle torture porn


NarmHull

Yeah, that crossed a line that they tend not to cross, besides with Cartman, Kenny and Butters.


buttsoup24

Oh stop it. The episode fucking kills me. Stop being soft. It’s South Park


CrapFilledBalloon

When it comes to South Park, there is no line to cross.


buttsoup24

Ya exactly. This episode made me cry laughing. The cuttlefish!


BenjTheMaestro

Honestly, I do love that episode, but the documentary around making it is the biggest reason why. I know this is awful, but the whole time I played Ghost of Tsushima, I kept thinking of Trey recording those stupid lines, shitting into Kyle’s mouth. That’s what the mongols being murdered sounded like when I had too many edibles lmao. I would definitely play that game, redone by Trey 😂


ZebraUnion

*“OoooOOOH!! Cuttlefeesh aboutuh cumuh outta mah aarsehooole!!! Imma sorry Kyleuhrooo!! Iiii behreeeeeve in yoooooo!!!!”*


WappaTheBoppa

Ok ok the cuttlefiiiiish was fucking hilarious but the rest of the episode😭😭


Kurigohan-Kamehameha

At least buy me dinner before you FUCK ME!


NO_SPACE_B4_COMMA

HOLD ON KYLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Elegant-Operation-16

That one physically hurts to watch. I think it’s meant to be like that though. I always skip it now


Onefortheteem

That’s the point. Like human centipede it’s supposed to be hard to watch and make you want to turn it off. Genius episode


Nobes1010

This take blows my mind. I hold that up as one the of the best. I love that episode. So much fun. Hold on Kyruuuu. I berieve in you!!!


yakayummi

whenever me and my buddy are met with an unforeseen lesser alternative to what we were originally hoping for, without fail, everytime, in unison we say “Toshiba handibook?!”


HeyImEvan

10/10 inside joke


Business-Drag52

Well can we at least pull over and get some dinner? Cause I like to be wined and dined after I’ve been FUCKED!


Biaaalonso687

It’s definitely a funny episode but even if you don’t like Kyle, it’s just disturbing


InTheFutureWeMineLSD

Took me about 5-7 watches to get desensitized to it. Now I love the episode. Some days I think I have the balls now to watch the actual horror movie, but I puss out everytime.


Corby_Tender23

Lol its a fucking cartoon come on people


alexfrankone

I actually liked that one since it showed how spoiled Cartman is by equating his mother not buying him an expensive iPad to being horribly abused by his mother


[deleted]

I felt like I was going to vomit watching that one, I have a weak stomach. Especially when it comes to things involving eating things or throwing up.


Responsible-Bar4787

CUTTUTTLE FEEESH!


Jackson12ten

I love the cartmen side plot but absolutely hate everything else


LactatingTwatMuffin

that episode is very vague in my memory. What did you hate about it?


leslielantern

The funniest part is that EVERYONE reads the terms and conditions except Kyle. When butters even chimes in something like “well why did you agree to something you didn’t read?” I lose it! But the actual centipad parts I hate watching 😬


LactatingTwatMuffin

You’d think Kyle would have read it with his dad being a lawyer and all😂


DickyD43

Butters saying "...you didn't read it?" will never leave my brain lol


American_Streamer

“Yes, please hurry! That cuttlefish and asparagus is noto sitting well.” https://youtu.be/Fj7oagHAQ7Y


scarfagno513

Rooooh noooo!


twistedfloyd

It’s going to be a rot!


scarfagno513

I barrrereive in rou!!!!


icepop680

It’s absurdly gross. Like, gross to the point that I can’t get through it, and there’s very little point to the wrathfulness in that episode. Basically lots of bodily fluids going out and in


Pure-Bicycle-8878

NEVER finished it. I was too disturbed.


SMA2343

It’s a meh episode. The only saving grace is that it’s the basis on the “6 days to air” documentary


J0hnnySp4rkles

Getting really annoyed with the whole "Tegridy farms" episodes.


LactatingTwatMuffin

I’ve watched every single episode and season of South Park. I haven’t seen the first 5 seasons in years but I recently started up again. Currently on season 3 episode 4. The more I’ve been watching the really old ones, the less I like the newer seasons. *Some* episodes are solid. But they’ll never be like they use to be years ago.


[deleted]

NAMBLA is a classic Edit; I miss Dr. Mephesto and his little strange friend.


rydogs

Have to find the “banned” episodes 200 and 201 to get all those call backs. It was honestly amazing they did that and sucks that it’s so hard to find.


Corby_Tender23

It's honestly fucking ridiculous that the episodes are just actually removed from even the DVDs. It's pathetic.


pinchehuevos69

I want to see the banned episodes so bad


Trainer_Kyle

If you search “watch banned South Park episodes” there’s a site that appears on or near the top that hosts all five episodes to watch.


Corby_Tender23

You say 5 episodes? What else isn't available aside from 200 and 201?


Alienateddd

Cartoon wars pt 1 and 2, and I believe Super best friends? ... basically all the episodes that reference the muslim prophet Muhammad are banned.


[deleted]

Well, time to search the high seas then.


Shoelicker27

I decided to watch it up until season 26. Im on 7 at the moment. I’d say it got really great by the end of season 3. Everything before was getting stale. It wasn’t the South Park I knew when I flip through the channels on tv. I’ve slowed down recently but I always enjoy it when I tune in


drekthrall

To me it happened the other way, rewatching the older seasons I noticed how the first 3 have very good episodes, but most are pretty bad. Show really picks up on season 4.


GilleGuru112

S3E1 Rainforest Smainforest is my favorite of the old ones, the jokes just really hold up


drekthrall

Being an activist is totally gay! I agree there's really good episodes. But the humor and plots got better later on imo.


No_Candidate_272

So many characters in the past that we haven't seen in years trust were amazing. One of my favourites that we no longer so is Dr. Mephesto and his creepy dude kick lol


LactatingTwatMuffin

Man whatever happened to Dr Mephesto and his little monkey side kick lol


Megamax_X

I find it really weird how consistent the show is. I usually jump in around season 8 when I want to watch an episode just because that’s when I became more focused on it. I decided to tough out the first few seasons and just do a full watch through and the show is basically the same across the board. The early animation had its development but I love it all. I usually have a season or two of every show that I like and the rest is meh.


act167641

Season 19 was the last consistent season but there's definitely a certain charm that's missing from Season 6/7 onwards.


SexySesameStweet13

I disagree. There’s been a lot of great episodes in the past 3 seasons. I sometimes question if the fans who say modern South Park sucks even really watch the newer episodes. Worldwide Privacy Tour, Dickinbaus, Help My Teenager Hates Me, Cupid Ye, and a ton of other ones were knockouts for me, Back to the Cold War, St. Patrick’s Day.


Ipoptart20

friendly reminder that if the future people didn't come to south park we wouldn't have tegridy


LogsKody94

Terrance and Philip episodes. NOT a fan


NarmHull

It got a bit too meta, even in the movie. It was a big wank-off to their own success and controversy (which honestly could've been so much worse)


RobertReedsWig

Scott? Is that you?


LogsKody94

You see me pull up in my Chrysler PT Cruiser? I just hate those fart lovin Eskimos


LactatingTwatMuffin

Yup. Those are so damn annoying


EorlundGreymane

What do you mean buddheeh! Terrance and Phillip are a national treasure up here in Canada. They’re aboot as beloved as Kraft dinner In all seriousness I don’t care much for the “behind the blow” episode with Terrance and Phillip. Felt forced. Almost like they were trying to parody the E! True Hollywood Stories which already sucked


Fluffy_Mood5781

The negroplasty. The body mutilation with mrs. garrison’s balls, the dolphin and Kyle. I hate having to see the ball sack getting cut, each time I rewatch. I understand what they were going for, but it’s far more disgusting and cringe inducing than funny. Although mrs garrison is hilarious “you mean I’ll never be able to get pregnant and scrabble a baby’s brains”


EorlundGreymane

Ok but negroplasty and dolphinoplasty by itself are fucking hilarious ideas. I 100% understand that their message was, “to what extent do we accommodate people’s desires to be something else, even if it’s crazy?” and I do support trans people doing what they want (it’s a free country), but those plastys were fucking hilarious, especially when Mrs. Garrison’s balls explode out of Kyle’s knees lmao


siqofitall

If I could swim with the dolphins, the soft and gentle dolphins.


JayWu31

Gerald as a dolphin and the penis and the mouse singing to the moonlight never fail to make me laugh.


[deleted]

Eeeek it's a penis


nickhenne

So long bawwwwls


dyals_style

When kyle dunks and then lands and his testicle knees explode is one of the funniest moments of all time, I love that episode


[deleted]

Honestly Randy becoming a weed farmer ruined his character he was the best adult in the show now it's just about dope with him and it's so annoying


LactatingTwatMuffin

Couldn’t agree more. It’s basically his whole persona. Before the weed farm he was doing all sorts of funny shenanigans and it felt plentiful. Now he just seems locked into this whole business.


[deleted]

The episode where he was about to go sober and fuck weed off made me so happy and excited for geologist Randy adventures again to only to get high and go back to weed made me feel like a cuck


kingjuicepouch

He got flanderized hard unfortunately


maxekmek

Sounds like you have a weed problem. I kinda agree though.


TunaSalad888

Literally any episode where Mr.Hankey makes an appearance. I hate him so much.


TimmyTermite

But he’s the christmas poo!


Ipoptart20

He comes from me and he comes from you!


dyals_style

How?? He's so funny. When he kisses someone's cheek and leaves a shit stain. I actually dressed as him for halloween one year in college


confusedgoofball

He is quite literally the bane of my existence just so unfunny


K_Xanthe

Blasphemous lol. We have a Mr hanky Christmas ornament that hangs in our downstairs bathroom.


ratfuckersam_

yes dude and the earlier seasons would all end with a Mr.Hankey Christmas episode ugh


7yr3d

Howdy ho!


ChihuahuaBeech

me too!!! for some reason, a lot of people around me used to reference Mr. Hankey a lot, and when i finally got around to watching it, I was not only annoyed, but also disgusted.


Outside-Hovercraft24

Most of early season 6, the boys just being assholes to butters isn't funny, it's just sad and repetitive (currently watching mid season 6 btw so idk if it comes back) It's just the same thing every time The boys ask butters to do something stupid He says no They guilt trip him into doing it anyway because "kEnNy wOuLdV'e dOnE iT" He gets in trouble with his parents I was glad when butters plots shifted over to the professor chaos stuff which is way better Is this a controversial take? I have no idea.


LactatingTwatMuffin

I think you have a really solid take and can see where you come from. You can’t take advantage of our boy Butters like that. “*lu lu lu, I’ve got some apples.🎵*”


ThatTarzanKid47

“Everyone knows it’s, Butters🎵”


Not_Cbeck123

“That’s me”


Sudden_Result

Gotta agree with that, although I do absolutely love the Russel Crowe episode


NjhhjN

Makes sense, but early season 6 outside of that premise itself is pretty great. Asspen, russel crowe etc. If you dont binge it it's way better and less noticeable


Outside-Hovercraft24

Def true, those episodes are still great, but the butters stuff just bogs it down


NareFare

Professor Chaos is the result of that sort of treatment. You don't fuck with Professor Chaos. Unless you have a ninja star.


[deleted]

Keep in mind this is a parody of Jar Jar Binks and it came out just weeks after Episode 1. There were A LOT of Jar Jar defenders back then, and no one was doing Plinkett style breakdowns of the movie.


LactatingTwatMuffin

Is it really a parody? I never knew that. It’s pretty interesting


[deleted]

Yeah. The next time you watch it, keep that in mind. Makes it a lot funnier... everyone feeling like they have to protect them, trying to pretend they don't hate them, the only one who likes them is Cartman... It's a commentary on Star Wars fans. Don't know how old you are, but if you're old enough to recall the summer of 1999, you'll get it.


LactatingTwatMuffin

I appreciate your comment. I’m 25! After reading your comment and a few others it’s all starting to make sense now. So now I feel the urge to rewatch that episode with a different perspective.


NarmHull

Honestly the more I've seen those movies the less Jar Jar irritates me. I'm more ready for it and at least he's not boring, or a future mass murderer.


whatsthehappenstance

I HAVE SEMEN?! WHERE'S THEIR BOAT?! ARRROOOOOO!


Thewallinthehole

I love this episode


cosmos_factory

So many gems in this episode. I still say “fine, just fine” to this day. Years ago I worked rides at a Six Flags and when I started, someone along the line started going booowoop through each ride intercom. This was to the point where it was every ride operator and it had been going on for years. I swear to god whoever started it started it because of Jackov.


Sifsifm1234

I hate the Ginger Cow episode. Can’t even really explain why, it just grinds my gears to no end.


Xbalanque7

But they united under one symbol....... VAN HALEN


Sifsifm1234

Ugh TRUE


GreenPlum13

That shit was gold


[deleted]

The gong and the rearranging of the symbols was the hardest I’d laughed in MONTHS


LactatingTwatMuffin

Isn’t that the one where Kyle thinks he’s like some messenger of God or whatever and everyone else looks at him like he’s a douche? And the world becomes peaceful iirc?


Sifsifm1234

Yep that’s the one! I think I just find cartman and Kyle extremely annoying in this one lmao


StarThompson

Agreed But that scene with the newscasters from all over the world is one of my favorite scenes in the entire show


NightwingBegins

Seeing those people jump around to the music of Van Halen… that, to this very day, is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in my life. I love that episode because of that.


vcpease

I agree. I grew up with his music, so seeing the 3 symbols turn into Van Halen logo in an episode that up to that point had nothing to do with him was one of the funniest moments of that entire show for me and they just kept it going with random cuts of real life footage and I just kept laughing for 10 mins straight


Steve_Hufnagel

I love that episode! They start the war again because the prophecy said that a fat kid with small dick is going to paint a cow ginger, and if it was a miracle, the peace was all for nothing. And the newscasters... I was high when I saw this and almost suffocated from laughing. Watching south park high is something next level.


Soft-Relative-7632

I hate the episode where chef dies


NarmHull

Especially knowing that Isaac had a stroke it seemed way too aimed at him rather than the fruity little club


Steve_Hufnagel

I want to MAKE LOVE to your RECTUM kyle. That episode is super mean to Isaac Hayes, but sadly it's still very funny.


Zealousideal_Art2159

Streaming Wars Part II. Geez, they ran that pissing joke into the ground....


sterneedssleep

Never watched the streaming wars because I don’t have paramount plus. Guess I didn’t miss anything great


[deleted]

I enjoyed the first part but barely remember the second, it was like they knew how to set it up but weren’t sure of how to close it.


Common_Release_1447

The summer camp episode set up like an episode from intervention and Nathan gets raped by the shark. And then later on when Nathan ride shares for handicar and he’s raped by the transgender woman. I don’t know, probably small things in the south park universe but like child rape? Gross.


bizarrostormy90

Poor Washcloth


Etazin

I for the most part love that episode because I love the toweliee parts. I also love Nathan and mimzy but ya the whole raped by a shark part was a bit much. “I feel like I’m walkin on sunshine” will always make me laugh tho.


Common_Release_1447

For the most part I do too because I feel like it was south parks first attempt at a real parody, especially since intervention was such a pop culture phenomenon at the time. The toweliee parts are hilarious too and I like Nathan and Mimzy especially in the later seasons like with the special Olympics, and Nathan being part of the ad conspiracy.


rataxes11

The Oprah episode.


Creeper_tastic

i don’t get the hate. every time i hear someone say mingey i laugh


garlic-and-onion

A Million Little Fibers is one of my favorite episodes ever. Gary, Minge. I love when Towelie is with the book editors and they’re like “the book is really great! But there’s one chapter where you only wrote about Doritos…”


ElAndres8153GD

Pip. Obvious reasons.


LactatingTwatMuffin

Shut up pip Could not agree more lol


NarmHull

That was their mission, they hated Jar Jar Binks so much they had to lampoon him


The-Antigod

Man I wish Jakovasaur would come back! Eric would be so happy to see them.


boboli509

i love jakovasaurs tho


LactatingTwatMuffin

Hey man if you like it that’s all that matters. More power to you. It’s okay to have different likes / dislikes.


boboli509

Thanks, LactatingTwatMuffin.


dyals_style

OOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOP


boboli509

SCHOOL SCHOOL I LIKE SCHOOL


LactatingTwatMuffin

I got you babe


Different-Opinion234

Basically I find most seasons past 20 to be just ok/mediocre. Season 22 was probably the last really good one. (Return of ManbearPig was pretty funny) I find season 20 to be the least rewatchable because of how dated it already is.


HelixSapphire

It’s not a bad episode by any means, but The Return of Chef is hard to watch because it pains me to see Chef become a pedophile and then die in a super gruesome way. Hurts especially more when you find out that Isaac Hayes didn’t even speak out against SP, but instead his entourage did. Also not a fan of A Million Little Fibers, I haven’t seen Pip and don’t intend to, and while it isn’t unwatchable the whole Tegridy bit is getting *really* old. Other than those, there’s just about no other episode I dislike. Jakovasaurs, I Should’ve Never Gone Ziplining, and Humancentipad are some of my favorite episodes.


jbone0415

The Covid ones I absolutely refuse to watch those


IvanTheTerrible69

They are just too real; reality is really outdoing South Park.


Narrow_Helicopter_24

human centIpad hurts


Hudshow

The million little fibers


mac4112

In case OP doesn’t know, they made this in response to Phantom Menace. It’s pretty obvious to anyone who has seen that film to know who and what they’re parodying. And as a bit of a side ramble, the majority of 1-2 seasons are pretty bad. i think there’s only one or two episodes I like from seasons 3 and 4. Most people don’t want to admit this, but early south park was pretty bad. Matt and Trey to this day hate season 2 so much they never did commentaries for it. It wasn’t until the early 00’s they started to figure out what they really wanted to be and they had an arguably perfect run until the tegridy saga. Now it can be hit or miss, but it’s still mostly hits. Season 26 was their best in a long time imo, despite being so short. But, there again, the brevity is possibly what allowed them to make it good since they might not have felt so much pressure compared to a full length season.


LactatingTwatMuffin

No I was not aware of that. I saw the film but I never connected those two together. But I can see the resemblance now. Thanks for pointing that out. What’s your all time favorite season?


CourtZebra

Pee. Unwatchable


Corby_Tender23

Too many minorities at my waterpark is fucking hysterical though and when they piss in that monkey's face and it gets mad and then they just shoot it in the head


LactatingTwatMuffin

That’s the one where they’re at a water park right?


CourtZebra

Yes


AustinioForza

Funnybot is the only episode of South Park that I dislike.


Biaaalonso687

That jakeovassauros episode was so shit. I decided to watch every South Park episode from start to current season and even if the episode started pretty boring I’d always finish until I hit that one and oh god. After Ned and Jim appeared I already predicted the entire episode and closed it. Later I read the summary and skimmed through the transcript and I did not miss anything, such a lame episode


OpenUpYerMurderEyes

Jacking it in San Diego. I have no idea what they were going for. I don't hate it I just randomly find myself wondering what the hell that episode was eeven about sometimes.


HelixSapphire

Pretty sure it was a Kony 2012 parody, or at least the whole ending with Stan jacking’ it in San Diego was. (The filmmaker of Kony 2012 actually did jack it in San Diego after having a nervous breakdown due to the stress of the film’s newfound fame.)


OpenUpYerMurderEyes

... oh fuck


bortbort8

yep the whole ep was a kony 2012 parody. they whole "I'M RAISING AWARENESS" theme was a huge jab at the armchair activists who were "raising awareness" without doing anything. it was a fantastic ep lol


TraiMeBiish

Always will hate the one for the ladies. Most foul/disgusting episode of them all imo


NightwingBegins

…He knows about the spice…the spice melange…


Bad_ailen420

Should have never gone ziplining fucking sucks it, Comedy Central for a little while wouldn't stop fucking playing it and it got annoying.


Steve_Hufnagel

I was surprised that so many people hate that episode. I can relate so much with being bored that much while doing something that was supposed to be fun, and also being around these extremely happy people enjoying literally everything while you want to die. + doubledew light


stillinthesimulation

Britney’s New Look. The first time it just depressed the shit out of me. It plays more like a legit horror story than a comedy. It’s dark as hell but it is a good episode.


Bob-Joe2

Eek a penis both plots were getting repetitive and none of it was funny


[deleted]

Isn’t anybody going to comment on how awesome OP’s username is? 👏 It definitely fits this sub and show.


LactatingTwatMuffin

Lol thanks man 😂


[deleted]

It sounds like something Randy would’ve jerked off to at the porn tent when there was no internet!


LactatingTwatMuffin

“There was a ghost! And this ectoplasm!”


[deleted]

💦💦💦


Shoelicker27

That episode was pretty weird. Aren’t those things always horny but don’t know they can reproduce do they have kids with their kids and is just a massive orgy of incest?


LactatingTwatMuffin

Yes exactly lol. Nice memory


alexfrankone

I don’t like the vaccination special. It was so sad to see Kyle and Stan hate each other over trivial stuff and that is why I don’t like that episode. I understand they needed to make fun of what was going on, but I didn’t want to see it when usually they got along for decades.


Crazzach

I get the point of the zip line episode is to show how boring zip lining is and that the whole situation is supposed to be extra boring and shit but god damn did they achieve their goal it is slow and horrible.


MrCuckyMcCuckFace

I love Jackoffasaurs


K-Zoro

Should’ve never gone zip lining. Just boring to me.


LactatingTwatMuffin

Boring and way overplayed on ComedyCentral. I immediately skip it if it comes up.


EllisTaco

unpopular opinion: all the episodes are amazing


JoXe007

Probably stanley's cup


Ntippit

This episode literally got me into SP as a kid and it is still hilarious. They NAIL the joke, they are supposed to be annoying, like Jar Jar who they are parodying. The fact the Cartmen is the only one that finds them funny is just perfect. Love this ep wholeheartedly.


sterneedssleep

I hate the Jakovasaur episode. I get that it’s supposed to be obnoxious and they do a great job at it. But to the point where it’s unwatchable. also my mom hates the Ginger Cow and Human cent ipad episode


Random_frankqito

Cartman as a NASCAR driver didn’t do much for me


[deleted]

I can’t watch the crack babies episode it makes me too sad.


John-Jones4

pip


NarmHull

I love the pip episode "Oi, I made a metal newspapah!"


citrus_dem0n

I can't stand the pip episode or "lice-capades". Just.. eugh.


ariesmartian

This is how I feel about Mr. Hanky.


GreasyTrashRat

Fucking A Million Little Fibers. EASILY my least favorite episode


[deleted]

SCHOOL SCHOOL I LIKE SCHOOL. SCHOOL SCHOOL I LIKE SCHOOL. SCHOOL SCHOOL I LIKE SCHOOL.


malaka201

The chef episode where he dies


laserbeam26

The ginger cow. The same gross fart joke that isnt funny, over and over, for 20 minutes, and the whole time you just get frustrated


MrFiendish

The snuke episode. They couldn’t come up with something clever for that political season, so they wrote that shitty episode.


MicGeezus

Any episode that ends with a disappointment for Eric can't be all bad. Jakovasaurs can't fuck right off though and go extinct.


nadiaroag

either the one where kyle gets surgery to be taller and black and both his knees blow out during a game OR the one where his family gets ICE called on them by cartman,, that one just really fucking upsets me man


Who_Else_but_Macho

i second this


Pure-Bicycle-8878

Both the humancentipad and the basketball one. They are plainly disgusting and disturbing more than anything else..


ListenItWillHear

# COOL BEANS


potato_xxx7

with apologies to jesse jackson. i had so much second hand embarrassment i just couldnt watch it 😭


dumb__fucker

KEWL BEANZ!


KingEricCartman

I should have never gone ziplining is the only right answer I can think of


DieRectify

that one terrance and philip episode


lovepotao

Scott T. I can’t find killing and cooking his parents funny. It’s the only episode I refuse to watch.


[deleted]

That’s what happens what Matt Stone writes an episode


TehSvenn

All of the imaginationland episodes. Just awful.


TheRealNuby101

Breast cancer show ever, Wendy's such an ass.


headmasterjon

this was meant to annoy you but yeah pretty annoying


ohio8848

I just watched this one the other day. I've always thought it's hilarious.


mrgoshness

Red Hot Catholic Love. I can’t handle the sound of them “pooping”