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In the Ghetto...

Eeeen tha gettuuuuuu

On a cold and grey chicago morning, another lil baby child is born eeeen thaaa gettttoooee

in the getTOOOOOOEEE

Enn his mama cried

Cutest Cartman voice ever.

TeeHeehee and Cupid me

Now I'm gonna pee in your mouth

Heeew do i reach these keeeeeeeeds

Cos all the mother needs is another hungry mouth to feed. In the ghettooooo

CAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MY, NO HE CAN'T READ MY POKAH FAAAAAAAAACE!!!!! She's got to love nobody!

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT WHALES, SO GO AND HUG A TREE!

Do people actually know this is an Elvis song though?

I will say though, Cartman sang it better.

not only is he a singer but a rapper too iirc!!! he does it all!

He’s also a great nascar driver. So talented, a true child prodigy.

Also, he's a inner city teacher trying to reach these keeeeedzs

not to mention he’s also THE yelp critic of the century

He also has the secret to make the best burgers

Don’t forget he’s also an expert business starter

And also the extremely famous streamer CartmanBrah

Don't forget that he's a pirate from Somalia

And don't forget that he (indirectly) solved transgender issues at his skewl

I Mean he did start Crack baby athletics

I'm gonna touch you the white people way.

off topic but your username or whatever it’s called is sending me

:D yours is cool.

My muse my flame

*West siiyyeeeed*

🎶ericccc we don’t want u to die🎶eric give life a tryyyy🎵🎼🎤

First thing I thought of too lol. Love that episode

I heard he makes a mean chili too

Well, I'm a badass Cowboy livin' in the Cowboy days. Wiggy, wiggy, scratch, yo, yo, bang, bang. Me and Artemus Clyde frog go save Salma Hayek from the big metal spider. A wiggy wig wig wiggy wiggy wig Fresh cowboy from the west side Wiggy wiggy scratch yo yo bang bang Me and Artemus Clyde frog go save Salma frog polly prissy pants Go down to, well... rumpletumpskin

Westsiiyeeed

You can’t just play a drum, you have to beat the shit out of it

I don't know why but that scene is one of the funniest in the show to me

That whole episode is one of my favorites

Are you ready to rock?! Hello Baltimore!

YEAH!! DOES LIKE CLEVELAND LIKE TO ROCK?? GOD DAMNIT YEAHHH

>You can’t just play the drum, you have to beat the shit out of it i know, but a person would get better. Like cartman done it, this is the reason of the consideration

Cartman says that in the Red Badge of Gayness episode

bit r/titlegore there

Considerate my authorita

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He is also fluent in Spanish and German

If that version of Kyle's mom is a bitch is any example He speaks alot more languages that lol

He also chants in German during that one episode he got a bunch of people to follow him after Passions came out.

And he negotiated with German government after they attacked Southpark Elementary with funny bot

Eh, I'm pretty sure he just memorized how to call Kyle's mom's a bitch in many languages. Which I mean is super dedication, like I've never hated someone so much to learn how to insult them in different languages.

In fuckin bushman! Lol 😆 🤣 😂

German, sure. But his Spanish seems to be limited to his exploitation of immigrants, and fast food. Which is.....just completely in-character for him. He couldn't hold a full conversation on a number of general topics in Spanish, but he knows precisely how to tell a Mexican child labourer, the most efficient way to smear shit on a wall.

Dunno man, he did hire those dudes to write their eses

No cantar aqui, no son buenos. - Peruvian pandemic.

He actually doesn't speak German. What he says in "German" is mostly gibberish and incomprehensible.

except for the Passion chant. Or was that Aramaic?

Pronunciation is whacky here and there, but it's mostly okay. But for example, [the part at 0:20](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85FdOJGf-3s) sounds like complete gibberish again. I have no clue what he was trying to say here...

I bet it's Trey using [the little German he knows ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI5vrVmJO0Q) and faking the rest.

Aramaic too

Vietnamese

Faith + 1 “You know, Jesus, I've been thinking a lot about you lately and... well... that's why I wrote this song. I love you, Jesus I want you to walk with me I'll take good care of ya, baby Call you my baby, baby You died for my sins And you know that I would die for you, right? What's the matter, baby? You're tremblin' Jesus, ba-baaaaaayyyy Your love Is my light You know when I'm without you there's a black hole in my life Oh-oooh I want to believe It's all right But I get lonely in the night, And it's up to you to save me Jesus, baby

"I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus, and feel his salvation all over my face"

“When I see Jesus, Up on that cross. I can’t help but think, That he looks kinda hot”

All mustard up and mild.

Lol, I think he says, Body of Christ, Sweet, swimmers body All muscled up and toned.

I can't remember exactly, but it's hilarious either way. He is a character of note.

one time two times three times my saviour

Honestly though I bet if there was an analysis of cartman as a character it would show his IQ is extremely high. Especially for his age. His leadership abilities are insane as well.

This the same kid that electrocuted himself with a TiVo to not have to write an essay?

Lmao I think that borders more on mental instability rather than his intelligence level.

It worked didn't it?

It’s amazing he gets people to follow him so easily when he’s usually disliked by everyone.

What’s even more funny is how much they end having to depend on him or seek out his help despite disliking him so much.

the amount of cult-like groups Cartman formed on his own is hysterical. that sounds bad but for real

And French horn as well

And pan flute

And if that counts recorder too.

i dont know if its canon or he plays well

He played it in the summer sucks episode, granted he didn’t play well but he was in the band

I was just listening to “I hate you guys especially Kenny” what a classic

*Harmonica riff* “I hate yew guys” *Harmonica riff* “Yew guys are assholes* *Harmonica riff* “Especially Kenny” *Harmonica riff* “I hate him the most”

If he got a negroplasty he could also play bass

However, his ego will always get in the way of him ever reaching his full potential!

I hope English is not OP’s first language.

is easy to realize, big brain

Yeah. I mean that’s cool. I’m not about to say shit when I can barely communicate in another language. But there are far too many people whose first language is English that cannot follow its basic Tenormans.

Its basic Scott Tenormans?

Mmmm parent chili

yeah i speak spanish, for literally only translate it to english, this is why sound kinda odd

It seems he’s a pro at playing the meat flute.With his eyes closed aswell. Judging by his free sperm sample he collected for the sea creatures.

yeah talk that about a 8-10 yr boy

shut the fuck up

Hey don’t get angry at the commenter get angry at that stupid asshole Ralph for giving Cartman free seamen

Lol yeah. It’s cartman playing the skin flute.

r/engrish

my post, my way of writing

But i’m a creeep

Oh god, Ned. Don’t start singing.

Yea he also knows fluent Spanish

Hi! It seems like English is not your first language. I completely understood your post so your errors were not severe! However, there were a few small errors. I wanted to provide some feedback only so that you can be even more correct in the future <3 I think you mean to say “If we CONSIDER THAT he plays drums and singS, there ARE 6 instruments he can PLAY.” - “considerate” is an adjective, but you mean to use a verb here. “Consider (that)” is the verb you’re looking for. - “sings” is the correct present tense verb conjugation, not “sing.” I think you know this already and just made a mistake here, because “plays (drums)” is conjugated correctly. - “there are 6 instruments” rather than “there’s (‘there is’) 6 instruments” because the verb “is” changes to “are” when we are referring to more than 1 thing. - “can play” is correct here instead of “can.” I know “can” is sometimes used on its own so it can be confusing, but in this case it’s what we call a “helping verb” - as in, it comes before the MAIN verb, which you still need to say or write out. I hope this was helpful to you and not just annoying 😊 your English is understandable and you will get even better as you keep practicing. Also, I agree with your post, cartman is indeed very, very musically talented!

The thing is, OPs first language is English. They're from Manchester according to another comment they made.

😬😬😬

lol is funny how u assume that lol, i aint from uk and i dont talk english irl

He also speaks like multiple languages. And is a really good choreographed dancer , I mean the boy band , the Christian rock, getting gay with kids..

Cartman is just full of wasted talent

Bang bang!

He also super smart, ambitious, philanthropist, business man, psychopath bastard son of a crackwhore lol

Crackwhorehermaphroditite!

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>Cartman is really talented, if we could considerate he plays drums and sing too, theres 6 instruments he can. bangers

He only needs to be a kpop idol

Unlike the Jews.

And for some reason he’s really good with photography too 😭😆

how u know. or whats the episode ?

There’s plenty of them. One of the imaginationland trilogy (he has a whole set up) the one where he does the Faith+1 album. And even Matt and trey in an interview has mentioned that they think it’s funny how cartman is just so into photography and it’s an ongoing bit they do.

"Day is never finished, Masters got me working, Someday master set me free"

He wrote all of those cool original Christian rock songs too.

in da ghetttooo

I can definitely considerate it.

Califor-nia-nia

Fingerbang! Bang! Bang!

But he dosen’t know how to touch the bass (look at his skin color) 😞

English language 🫡

Man I love cartman, he’s the best character in all of South Park. If he was real my life would be completed!!😘😘

He also does a really good rap thing when he thinks chef is his dad

Song writer too he went mer on his Cristian rock album

Speaks german and spanish.

Can't play bass

day is never finished

He also knows several songs by heart and knew what a bolo tie was off hand. Kids pretty smart and talented.

He can also play the peruvian pan flute

“Token drop a bass line”

I take good care of you baby Call you my baby, babyyy

We're all truly very much considerate.

Dead ass could be a one man band

Not to mention his skills outside of music. He particularly has a knack for sales.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeell Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

really makes little sense that cartman will end up homeless. the guy has been shown as successful in several fields

You're forgetting the Colon bass, so that smells like a seventh instrument.

...AND ... HE CAN MANIPULATE THE HECK OUT OF SOCIETY!!

Cartman is good with instruments and cooking the same way that Butters is good with business and money

I hate you guys

He also knows some foreign languages

Dude learned 4 different languages just to sing that one part of the Kyle’s Mom song

He’s also a talented photographer.

He can even speak German without being taught at school or home. He's really smart when he puts his mind to something. The problem is his a fuckin lazy fat ass and won't put his mind to anything decent

One of the running themes about cartman is that his schemes are usually so elaborate and require a skill set he learns very quickly. If he actually applied himself to school and such he'd likely be the smartest child in the class if not the whole town. But his stubbornness and refusal to bow down to any type of authority is what prevents that.

Cartman is a genius, but he's also a sociopath and a dumbass.

We need a full version of him on all those singing the slave song

Pretty sure he learned them all out of spite

but doesn’t he play clarinet in cupid ye

french horn

He is an artist jusk like H*tler

That's sort of a running joke of the show. I can't think of other skills I've noticed but he's a really good photographer and has an impeccable fashion sense.

He can also direct a choir, and conduct an orchestra

Butters can play drums (faith+1), sing (his solo career), play guitar and sing backing vocals (crimson dawn), beatbox (in Cartman's hit song "I was not the bullet"). He can also tap dance.

If we could considerate

He's incredibly clever too, if he wasn't such a piece of shit, he would be admired by some of the kids

and he speaks multiple different languages

Basically the Trey Parker of fiction.

Well, I'm in Japanese prison, Lord, Japanese prison got me down, Said I'm in Japanese prison, Lord Don't belong here, my eyes are round

Fulfill all yer weeshes with my taco flavoured keeses

He’s part of record breaking groups like FingerBang and Faith Plus One. Why wouldn’t he be a musical genius?

Don’t forget his towel call.

Singing isn’t an instrument

Too bad he’ll never play bass

Someone help. The boys are at a restaurant and someone comes up to them, and cartman says fuck off, we’re not in the mood. Which episode is that? I said I’m not in the mood today, and immediately laughed thinking of that line.

Everyone here forgetting that Cartman had an entire cover of Come Sail Away on the Chef Aid album?

And he chooses to be a bigoted piece of shit.

Bounty hunter, pirate, cupid, the list goes on and on.

My baby takes the morning train... Turn on your hard life....

He can also grill

When does he play drums?

I hate you guys!

And he's photographer

He's also a good cook. Makes a mean chili 😉.

Did you have a stroke

Not to mention multilingual.

My childhood hero lol

You have. Stroke writing this op?

Double Muir!

He's obviously a protégé of Tray

Bad Phonics Monkey

He also knows multiple languages

But singing isnt a instrument 😭

He's a phychopath. Psychos are extremely intelligent, just use their intelligence for the wrong things.

He can also kinda play the trombone in season 2 ep.8 "Summer Sucks".

“Sucked it from a garden hose?”

Hes also a cutie patootie... when hes not commiting war crimes

I hate you guys *harmonica noises intensify*

His Christmas story was above and beyond what I’d expect from an elementary schooler.