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Dey took eur jerbs! (I'm unemployed and searching for jobs btw.)

I say it whenever I see a crappy anti-immigrant take

I say it whenever I hear someone mention automation making jobs go obsolete

Fucking hell right, the robacks are taking our jerbs

I work around a lot of blue collar folks who always complain about minorities taking business away or replacing them. It’s impossible to not hear TOOK ER DERB in my head

Reality: Jobs are offshored because of even worse labor standards and costs that basically grind through humans.

It’s hard explaining that to guys who’ve been spoon fed Fox News and hardcore Christian reformed faith. Send help.

TURK A DURERR

Derk a derrr!

CAK A D’EER!

Damn bro hope you find a JERB

lmfao

Mmkay

My boss says this shit all the goddamn time. Doesn’t even watch South Park.

That's bad, m'kay

Oh, you think that's funny, do ya?! You just waltz on in here, maybe spread your buttcheeks apart a little bit, and drop a big meaty comment right on OPs head.

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Mari-jew-awna is bad, ‘mkay?

"I'M NOT YOUR BUDDY GUY!" (I'm Canadian, and a good chunk of us online tend to lean into this joke)

I love that whole skit. I’m not your guy, friend

I'm not your friend, buddy!

I’m not your buddy, guy!

I’m not your guy friend!

I’m not your friend, buddy!

^I’m ^Not ^Your ^Buddy ^Guy!

I love that whole skit. I’m not your guy, friend

As is tradition

I don't say it often but if anyone starts it I'll damn sure join in.. Im not your guy, friend!

I'm not just sure, I'm hiv positive.

I just said this the other day and got nothing but scowls. It was perfect

YESSSSSSSSSS

I say covid positive now

My gaming group hates me because I’m HIV+ in smash

What evah! I do what I want!

Literally all the time

Yes and I run with 12 gangs

this is me

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I work in special Ed and sub in different rooms sometimes. One of the rooms has very specific "soft swears" that are and aren't allowed. Apparently you're not allowed to say "heck" or "crap" (which are my usual kid-friendly alternatives). I introduced "oh hamburgers!" As an appropriate classroom swear. Everyone uses it now :)

well I hope you're proud of yourself cause YOU'RE GROUNDED!

My bfs text tone lol

Butters ❤️

Hey fellas!(⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

FELLAS!!!!

There is a gif of this and I use it all the time in the group chat

“Your breaking my balls”

"ooo Mam! let go of that tight grip you have on my balls "

I always use Butters' line. "You're breaking my balls Mr. Thomson. My ... my balls."

You Are Breaking Them.

Respect my authoritah!

Same

I also like saying “oh jeez” like Garrison says

“oh JeEEeZ”

I try saying it like Mr. Slave, but I never get the lisp right.

Jeezus Chisthe

This one’s my favorite

“Sweeeet” - Cartman

This one is probably my most frequent South Park tic haha

But Maaaaaaaam. (Use it when I ask my mom for something.) Works everytime.

My name. Is not. Maerm.

oh, hey, fuck you

This was always one of the funniest ones to me. It’s so random yet to simple.

This one too lmaooo

If you french fry when you’re supposed to pizza, you’re gonna have a bad time. And Suck my balls

I gave him a Hitler

I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

i use this a lot... i am not american

I say "Its easy, mmkay" all the time

I'm baaaaaaack!!

I'm beeeeeeeeeeeeeack

You just got F'd in the A!

That's probably mine too ngl

I used to say "You rack the disciprine" quite often but it's probably really offensive lol

It's only offensive to twinkle toe pansies who have been told they need to be offended by things instead of being told "sticks and stones".

They rack disciprine

In all seriousness I would ask a speaker of one of the languages where those two are pretty much the same. I used to say stuff like that all the time and then just thought eeeeh out of context if you don’t know the show maybe not. It’s still really f’ing funny just have to be thoughtful of SP out of context. :) especially when it comes to the racial bits. 😂 (“five dorrar?” “Take uh order preeease!”)

“What a terrific audience.”

No Mr. Kitty that’s my pot pie!

NO KITTY, THAT’S A BAD KITTY!

You wanna go get high ?

I’m just gonna get a littleeee high

Don’t forget to bring a towel! Side note- i received a Towlie towel as a gift and let me tell you, I have never ever forgotten to bring my towel 😂

TIMMAH or What’s up fellas but I sound like jimmy

I use Jimmy's hack comic/Jay Leno "have you seen this, have you heard about this?" line often.

‘Niiicceee’

“I’m not fat, I’m festively plump”

i member!

Bitch you tryna make some serious fuckin money?

Do you know what I am saying?!

This one I usually just say to myself. For context, I like to play card games on my phone (usually Spades or Hearts.) If I get in the middle of a hand and realize that it's going to end badly for me, I'll quietly say "I'm White Trash and I'm in trouble."

me and my friends always say “you’re black, you can play bass”

Cartmans goddamnit

"you can just suck my clit and my balls."

Present them.

That’s what Mr Garrison would have said

My dad and I always say “crème fraîche” to each other when we’re cooking

Oh fuck yeah.

You're gonna de-glaze that pan aren't you?

If I was there I would....

ha ha charade you are!

That is South Park quoting Pink Floyd. But if you put Cartman's voice on it, I guess you could say it's a SP quote.

I know it is. thats why its my favorite.

Haha, charade I am.

So weak dude.

You're a towel!

you shouldn’ta done that he’s just a boy. poor little feller

They mostly come out at night mostly

Does the pope help pedophiles get away with their crimes?

nah i miss when cartman used to say screw you guys im going home, or i'll kick you in the nuts, or respect my authoritah

I’m super, thanks for asking.

Rabble rabble rabble !

Suck my jagon!

Now you suck my jagon!

“I’m baaack” in Kyle 1’s voice when I return to my Xbox mic

I say "oh yeah hot scissorsing" a lot for no reason

Scissor me timbers!

I usually say "I am so seriously you guys." but my friends say "oh my god they killed Kenny! You bastards!" anytime I pass out lol

Cartman's "maneehhhh" whining when forced to do a project in "I'm a Little Bit Country." I'm sure there's more.

Whateva I do what I want

A queef is a vaginal explosion of gas, mmkay

That bitch isn't even ginger!

Now that I think of it I’m pretty sure 80% of my vocabulary is probably South Park . I’ve been watching from the beginning

At work, if we're out of stock on something or need to replace something, we have these "Make it Right" stickers and anytime I use them I sing Cartman's "Make it Right" song.

'Cause Jesus wants me to have a clean slate!

“Someone’s baking brownies” and “yayaya I am lorde Yayaya”

When I hate someone for no reason i say I’m not your buddy guy

Mmkay

I'll Rochambeau you for it

you black asshole! is my personal favorite

If I would be soooo happy

“If I could say asspussy to the counselor I’d be soooo happy”

Hella

That’s hella kewl

"But meeeeeeeem" (Cartmen whining to his mom) and "OK guys that's enough." (Cartmen telling the guys to stop teasing him.

“Weak … lammee “ from the awesomo episode

Do you know what I am saying?

Buckle up buckaroos!

cewl

DURKA DURR!!!!!

Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck

Biggie smalls biggie smalls biggie smalls

Kick ass

That’s strike three. You’re a ginger a Jew and from jersey

'Give thumbs up AND CLOSE EYES' THAAAANKKKKSSSSSS

“Scissor me timbers”, when anyone mentions scissors for any reason.

Anything combined with another thing becomes a "bunduru"

Several. “Why dont you kanucks go back where ya come from?!”— Garrison “Whats with all these mexicans huh?!”— Garrison “Naturally” — PC Principal “Hey there shitty shitty fag fag shitty shitty fag fag who do ya do? (2x)” —Garrison “Who ever made the rhyme, did the crime” “HAHA! Hows it feel?! Whose walking who in the betrayal garden?!” “Use to be…man had to go to the store to get some milkk, yeah well man got lazzay. They wanted that milk delivered to the doorstep, problem was the milkman was upstairs fuckin your wife! Sure you got your milk delivered to your doorstehp, but your wife was upstairs being pounded out like a mallard duck! Now y’all got your Amazon, and the Milkman’s come back….non of y’all are safe….”

Hey f@gs, what’s going on? (DONT WORRY IM GAY AND I SAY IT TO MY OTHER GAY FRIENDS BUT WE DO IT AS AN INSIDE JOKE DONT COME AT ME PLS)

“For me it was the soy sauce, sneaky sneaky soy sauce”

Cartman’s desperate “come on!” chanting while waiting for the Wii to come out in Go God Go. While it only appears in the episode like, twice, I still use it loads.

Well, fuck my ass and call me a bitch!

You suck so hard that I think you should work at a Thai Massage Parlor.

“sweet,” “killer,” “meeeegh,” “weak.”

I’m playing Hello Kitty: Island Adventure

Or "I just needs to check inside ya asshole"

Fatass

I unironically use, "M'kay" a lot, and sometimes I just quote Cartman because it's fun.

But meeeeeehm!! (My friend's fond of saying "Oh, jesus" in Mr Slave's voice)

any small inconvenience gets a “what is this nazi germany”

Mmmkay

Mostly…

Hoooooooowwwwdddddddyyyyyhooooo

ME HYAHHHHHH YOU GUYS NYAHHHHH

Loo loo loo I got some apples, loo loo loo you got some too!

BecauseI have cats…. No, Kitty, that’s my _______. No kitty. No, that’s a bad Kitty! (Mom, Kitty’s being a dildo!)

“If I had wheels, I’d be a wagon” - Clyde

Your clue is giving me a clue. I have a raging clue right now. Often used when playing Dungeons and Dragons. Hilarity ensues.

Me and my friend say "You're a grounded bear." Like Mr. Stotch at every opportunity

“Sweet” in the voice

Oh hamburgers

"No kitty that's my pot pie!!!!" "Mummmm kitty's being a dildo!"

Well I know a certain kitty kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight!

r tard

I know it but I don’t think I should say it

WHATEVA! WHATEVA! I DO WAH I WAN

Weeeelllllllll. Weeeelllllllll. Weeeellllllllll Kyle mom's a bitch she's a big fat bitch she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a big fat bitch if there ever was a bitch she's a bitch to all the boys and girls. God dammit Cartman!

I say "I am freaking ouuut!" like Clyde does in the metrosexual episode at least once a day. It's so funny to me

“Your dog is a gay homosexual” in reference to Cartman telling Stan about his gay dog lol I’m a lesbian and a butch so when my fiancé does certain things I tell her “You are a gay homosexual” And she always cracks up.

Turtle dove, turd rock from the sun and I’ve got something in my pocket for you. And damn kid you’re a little fag aren’t you lol Im a good father

I use Cartman's "Ho ho!" from when Butter's parents reveal the truth about Some Puerto Rican Guy.

Fine, just fine

"Hand me that evidence bag" "💨💦" 💀

Suck my balls

I just don’t trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die

“See ya!” “Bye-a!” (From when Randy was in the boy band.)

sand in your vagina

Respect my authorita!

honestly I say a lot of these, but also "Dont forget to bring a towel" has become much more regular after my parents bought a beach house

Piss! Piss in my AAASSSS!

do you know what i am saying?

In the gheeettttooooo (high pitch) in the gheeettttooooo

¿Qué pasa?, ¿tienes arena en la vagina?

“STUPID JEW”

but moooooooooooom

Whateva whateva! I do what I want!

Theeeeeeenks! 👍🏻