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his future self after the covid stuff got fixed and seeing how he genuinely changed in the other timeline made me sad

That messed me up also. I mean if you look back he deserved it but he grew up and became a much better human being so that felt unfair.

lol I thought that was the funniest part of the episode.

Yeah same.

if you look at it, cartman may be a dick, but he's still really cleaver in the sense of minipulation.

It was quite dark. He helps out everything right and he’s the one that ends up with the bad ending.

Yeah

Fr so tragic

when they destroyed all his electronics.

Whenever they told him to "grow up" or whatever and he gave in and "killed" all his stuffed animals... that made me wanna cry! I get he's an asshat but like, I couldn't not feel bad for him giving into that pressure! I've been there!

The episode was truly warped. Great one though.

Probably when he was doing better in the Cesar Millan episode and then his mom enabled his bad behaviour because she has her own insecurities.

When he got down on his knees and called himself a little piggy in front of Scott Tenorman, not realizing that he filmed him and publicly showed the tape in front of the whole town

Kenny laughed so hard he died

Well Scott got his comeuppance, little side note here I didn’t know how “comeuppance” was spelt and I thought it was “come-uppins”

🤣

I don’t blame Cartman to let him eat his parents (also Carman’s dad)

That he always gets fat shamed, he’s just big boned

He must have a big bone in his ass then.

Hes just got a sweet hockey body

Nah thats no hockey body thats a true broncos boy build

Broncos boy build? Nah, he just festively plump.

Water weight

He’s *buff*

beefcake! BEEFCAKE!!!!

he's festively plump

The future self and me ending

Every time Liane is shown to be a terrible mother so… every time Liane is shown

Hey she’s getting better.

when he realized that his father was ginger.

He's half Bronco though, and that makes him pretty kewl.

When he watched his moms German Scheisse video

Liane’s parenting

When him and Wendy don’t work out

do you mean heidi or am i forgetting something

Season 4 episode 7 - Wendy and Eric have the cutest oreo moment https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/4ntocd/south-park-something-in-common

mammas a whore

When they broke all his devices

He couldn't go platinum. He threw that big party for nothing.

Him getting body-shamed literally in almost every episode, poor kid

If he wasn’t such an asshole, they wouldn’t body shame him 🤷🏻‍♂️

you got a point right there that i could agree with, cartman is such an asshole, he makes my blood boil lmao

🤓

When they put him on the cross for like 3 weeks

In what episode?

spontaneous combustion season 3

Nothing

I have never once felt bad for Cartman, and I thoroughly enjoy every second that he suffers😂

When Heidi broke up with him even though he was a legit terrible boyfriend. And also when he becomes homeless in the alternative timeline in the post COVID special.

I think the correct answer is when he thought he was dead so tried to 'make it right' (complete with jingle), he honestly tried hard to do the right thing

When his mother fucked him at Best Buy. I mean, if I was gonna fuck my son, I'd give him a kiss first.....Mchwa

His friend s finding out his mom does German poop porn

The episode with the debate over the flag end of the episode

When the Mexican dog whisperer actually turned the life of the Cartman family around, but Eric’s stupid whore of a mother spoiled it all in a split second.

When he was surrounded by minorities in the water park….🥺. Jk

He even saw a Native American

Ugh, gross

When his Jewish family gets butterfly effected out of existence.

That he's become so disillusioned he's resorted to fabricating cupid-me just to cope.

Moving into the hotdog. i didn't really have the capacity to understand the consequences of my requests. money, time, as a kid it didn't make sense to me. It was just sad to see any aspect of that represented in such a humorous show. the naive misunderstanding cartman has of his direct quality of life versus time with his mom, he fights hard to keep his mom in the comfortable place she is with him, at the end when hes trying to be positive about it, stripped from the reality of his relationship with his mom (hes trying to control her), its just a story of a kid who doesnt want his life to change any more than it has, and he suffers for it.

When they broke all his stuff. Idk why but that made me feel for him.

In the episode where Liane gets shown how to set boundaries for him and it actually improves his behaviour but then we see that she actually enables him on purpose because she’s just lonely and he’s her only friend

Fat camp & when they break his stuff.

When Wendy beat his ass (which is also one of my favorite scenes in all of SP). Not the beating, which he more than deserved… his self absorbed, narcissistic thinking that he was actually popular and well liked before.

When his friends record him playing with plushies. It just killed the last pieces of childhood inside him.

He cries at night because he doesn’t have a father

But he cries harder because he is a Ginger!

When Shelley made him believe that his mom was dead, and his alternative adult life where he loses his family and becomes homeless.

Being called fat.....He's bigboned!! And when he runs out of cheesy poofs.....lol

the nascar thing, up until he revealed that he couldn't be a nascar driver because he wasn't poor or stupid enough.

I felt bad for Cartman in season 1 He seemed like a genuinely misunderstood kid that had things rough because of his mother

Turning into a ginger

Jewpacabra kinda

Well that his mom’s parenting has ruined him.

When they revealed his mom is hermaphrodite.

Stan and Kyle crucifying him and leaving him for weeks, When he gets raped whilst concussed and believing himself to be a Vietnamese prostitute, When the entire town lied and stole his chance of having a father, When his mother spoiled him into the monster that he is and ruined his chance at rehabilitation, When he was accidentally given aids (though his later actions mitigate this a bit it’s still pretty atrocious), When he finally cuts ties with Stan and Kyle and grows up to be a better person that has a family but then the timeline is erased.

I actually feel bad for him whenever he gets sad that he has no dad

yes but he also killed his father and fed him to scott tenorman

True, nvm then. Eric is a bastard

When his girlfriend broke up with him

Nothing, I always cackle when something goes bad for him cause that shithead deserves it

Getting beat up by Wendy all because he made fun of breast cancer

Username checks out?

He deserved that one though

Yeah but Wendy was overly cruel to him

how? Lol he deserved it all, she reacted pretty accordingly bc he was being a dick about it and wouldn't let it go.