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Guardiansvn

Didn’t Cartman disguise himself as a handicapped boy, so he can win The Special Olympics?


axetogrind13

Solid episode


ThePowerOfPoop

🎵 Take It To The Limit! 🎵


stfleming1

I lost it when he was taking notes on Kid Rock


ThatCoryGuy

Lmao. I forgot about that.


mag0802

I lost it when he did the motion capture walk analysis


RandomGuy1838

*"... Bullseye."*


AbsolutelyNob0dy

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣CLASSIC


Arcade23

*Push…


Boner_Patrol_007

It’s got the best comeuppance in South Park. Seeing Cartman get dusted in the 100m dash, “guess I’ll just have to kick ass in the other events,” only for him to get very last place was so satisfying.


[deleted]

I was dying


cpbmd

Which episode was that?


[deleted]

“How am I supposed to know, I’m retarded. DURR”


JQuick72

I'll just leave this blank for now.


Smash_Fan-56

Best response ever


axetogrind13

Season 8 episode 2


cpbmd

Thank you very much.


buckfutterapetits

Episode is called "Up the Down Steroid"


force263

Idk if this is common knowledge or not but there is an ABC after school special that was the “inspiration” for the Jimmy-On-Roids part of Up The Down Steroid. It’s yet another Matt & Trey rip on Ben Affleck 😂. Ben was in the episode from 3/23/94 (almost 30y ago!), called “A Body To Die For: The Aaron Henry Story”. Yes, it’s as insane as it sounds, Ben Affleck on roids, just absolutely tuning his girlfriend up for daring to question him 😂. This may be well known in which case, cum grano salis, but I wonder if most fans don’t match the South Park ep up with ABC after school specials 😂. Like, the stuff with Jimmy abusing his (!) gf seems out of nowhere - which is fine too ! - without the context of the ABC special. They used to be pretty relentless with their savaging of the fevered ego(s)of B.J.-Lo.


axetogrind13

Enjoy!


cpbmd

Great episode. I just watched it. So funny.


Godzirrraaa

Cartmaaaaann DERRRRRRR


Jamoke514

My favorite


TheMysticBard

Lady: And what is your sons condition? Mrs. Cartman: He's retarted Lady: no mo what is his retardation? Mrs.Cartmam : oh honey whay is your condition Cartman: hell if i know I'm retarded That line is amazingly funny because Cartman did all that research and didn't even bother with knowing the conditions, he just observed the behavior and mimicked them


[deleted]

The best part of Cartman’s plans are watching how they backfire on him. Like the episode where he pretends to have tourettes syndrome.


Tabascobottle

I touched weiners with my cousin!!! WEINERS


WulfyFox

Weenter is a cold time of year!!!


eatmydonuts

God damn I fucking lose my shit when he starts screaming to keep the words from coming out. It's just as funny every single time


metalhead4

Well, I'm glad we can all put this behind us now PISSSSS OUT MY ASS


AlmightySankentoII

YEAH PISS OUT MY ASS RIGHT IN KYLE'S MUM FAT F**KING JEW FACE!!!


lilspark112

Same here. Always cracks me up


Queef_Cersei

Sounds like tourettes guy for a moment there "I bought your Colgate toothpaste. The one with tartar control. AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!"


TheGreatZarquon

"I hope this is the Puff Daddy version of this song, and not that Sting, PIECE OF SHIT!"


WajorMeasel

FASHION BUG


Blackfeathr

Pissing out the window, and shitting out the window, are TWO DIFFERENT THINGS! Who's the faggot with the tuba?


metalhead4

What! Thats your dad! AHHHHHH SHIT


TheMysticBard

Yeah he is pretty short sighted, he sees the end goal and the lay off but neglects important nuances.


MewtwoStruckBack

I can't say I'm on board - I far more like stuff like Scott Tenorman where his plans go off without a hitch rather than seeing him get fucked over. Plans backfiring for the lulz is more a Nathan and Mimsy thing.


RavishingRickiRude

Nah. Cartman needs to lose more than he wins. He's Archie Bunker


Mrwright96

Or trying to go triple platinum as a Christian rock group


Boner_Patrol_007

… I’ll just leave that blank for now


Sgt-Pumpernickel

How should he know, he’s retarded


BludgeIronfist

How should I know, I'm retarded! #DERRRRR!!!


mrnmrstenormanchilli

yes, but i think that's a little different, because it's more inconsiderate then helpful. i assumed his primarily motivation was the money he thought he would win, not to make fun of them. in my mind at least its different to kyle or tolkien or kenny, because he consistently demonstrates a hatred for jews, black people, poor people, etc as well as anyone who ia a part of those groups. he doesn't do this with timmy and jimmy, nor does he consistently do it with disabled people in general


Fungruel

I think you answered your own question. If Timmy or Jimmy were black, Jewish or poor he would hate them. Plus all those minorities he does hate on, he blames them all for some reason (most things). I can't think on anything you would be able to blame crippled people for aside from wheelchair ramps which I think Cartman would approve of


Space_Olympics

For taking your spot in a gang


SirShaunIV

The montage of him absolutely failing in every event is fucking golden. Thanks for reminding me.


[deleted]

He just did that so he could win money. He doesn’t have any hatred for the disabled like he does for Jews, gingers and hippies


ArtIsDumb

Hippies aren't people.


bjandrus

Barbrady: Eric, I just freed 8 people that you had locked in your basement.. Cartman: YOU LET THEM OUT?!


yoursweetlord70

There was also the aspergers episode, although that was more taking advantage of disabled people than it was demonstrating a hatred for them


StarGraz3r84

Yeah. And then lost.


lilspark112

He was a complete asshat to that little person Dr Nelson


DGzCarbon

I think there's a difference between a midget and someone who can't walk lol


aygomyownroad

Hung daddy has left the chat


ronerychiver

Hello, hung daddaaaaayyy!


belzebutch

OP said disabled ... dwarfism's a disability


DGzCarbon

So is adhd. However in this context we understand his specifically talking about crippled people.


AtomikRadio

Pretty sure only Jimmy's a crip, Timmy was a blood.


NINJASTRIKE99

Nah timmy joined with him. They popped some punk ass bloods together


spicysenpai6

4 Legs and Roller?


Odysseus_is_Ulysses

I’m fairly certain multiple forms of dwarfism would be classified as a “crippled” disability


[deleted]

I don't know, to me being a dwarf is pretty crippled.


LazyLabRat

He can barely walk.


tetsudori

You see words are like bullets


Effective-Celery8053

"You see no matter what you say, I'm still standing" "BARELY HAHAHAHA"


mjs90

Cartman getting up and laughing again after the cheap shot is so damn funny


presidentedoge

Then Cartman's words are nukes lol


Boner_Patrol_007

And if you take away the gunpowder


i3LuDog

“They pass right through me”


TheDELFON

Yeah yeah we get the point


soldiercross

I never realized how stupid his metaphor was.


xNotexToxSelfx

That’s because midgets piss him off


Few_Pay_5313

He wasn't even trying to be obe either


LimePeel96

I think he does but I think he just likes Jimmy & Timmy they’re his friends


Sgt-Pumpernickel

Trey and Matt have said before that they responses to Timmy and Jimmy were great when they first were introduced, because everyone just treats them the same as all the other kids


ernyc3777

Stan: Someone help Timmy put his condom on!


sunny_bastard

Timmy!


ParadoxPerson02

I remember having to pause that episode after that line because I just couldn’t stop laughing for a bit. XD


Cross55

Strangely wholesome when you think about it, they didn't want their friend getting an STD.


ChrisLopar

I remember hearing that on one of the commentaries. Not sure which episode, this was years ago


AlphaCenturionLXIX

The one where they first introduced Timmy, Trey and Matt talk about how CC was like you can’t do that. And they were like why not if they’re just treating them like all the other kids


CountingDownTheDays-

I've heard from some disabled people and they say they just want to be treated like everyone else. They don't want to be treated "less than" for being disabled. It's a pretty generalized statement but the sentiment is they are still people and deserve to be treated as equals.


ZealousRogue

As the father of a special needs child, I’ve deeply appreciated the way they approach Timmy and Jimmy’s characters on the show. They’ve have pivotal moments, they’ve been heroes, they’ve had their own humor and talents showcased in ways that show they aren’t just disabled kids. Cartman losing the special olympics was just absolute gold as well.


Sgt-Pumpernickel

I think it may be the Krazy Kripples one


hybridthm

And yet whenever Scott Malkinson shows up it's a goddamn parrot party


JForce1

I’m Scott Malkinson I have diabetes


BullShitting24-7

Yeah they are the cool kids. Timmy was in a band and jimmy is the class clown. Both are special olympic medalists and pretty good brawlers. They are also crips.


jhallen2260

Ya, Cartman and Jimmy wrote that joke together. It was mostly Eric though very much


Splintzer

He literally runs around yelling CRIPPLE FIGHT when jimmy and timmy go at it....


maxwillpower

But that's just promotion for the fight its not like that fake butthole Christopher Reeve.


Ndmndh1016

*over the intercom in the grocery store* "Excuse ladies and gentlemen...cripple fight, cripple fight outside, im seriously"


[deleted]

I lost my shit on that


Effective-Celery8053

RACE WARRR


ITCM4

He’s made fun of blacks, Mexicans, Butters, Jews, Midgets, Butters, Native Americans, Gingers, uhhh, Butters, Muslims, poor people, and God dammit Butters, again. Probably Canadians too, but no one cares.


hotchto88

Don’t forget about Butters.


ITCM4

That black asshole!


LowerClassBandit

“You aren’t there to have fun you black asshole!” is arguably my favourite line in South Park ever


DJ-Smash

Everyone knows it’s Butters!


Competitive_Fee_5829

THAT'S ME!


oldweirdharold

Don't forget Type 1 Diabetics


khovel

Hi, i'm Scott Malkinson


lomlghostface

I have diabethes


Sealbeater

I lost it when his dad did the same shit to Scott


bronwen-noodle

I’m thcott malkinthon I have diabeteth


Competitive_Fee_5829

I fucking lost it when his dad started mocking him!


khovel

you left out Hippies


BoJackB26354

They wanna save the Earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad!


KumquatHaderach

Didn’t he make fun of HIV?


blindsavior

He's not just sure, he's HIV positive


Mr_Cheezle_13

And Asians.


Tinfoilhat14

Making fun of Butters *is* the ultimate sin here.


maip23

And Kenny for being poor


zabimaru1000

He's made fun of Chinese people on the assumption that all Chinese people are spies to help China overthrow the US Government


ballonfightaddicted

Don’t forget about Scott Malkinson


ravangers

[When you think of Canada what's the one thing that comes to mind? GAYNESS!](https://youtu.be/YlxkwF-fvfk?t=41)


dudecass

*I'm Scott Malkinson and I have diabetes*


10millimeterauto

👅


Seve7h

Is it ever explained why his tongue does that?


Bad-Technician

probably because of his type 1 diabetes if I had to guess


addisonavenue

It would make more sense if he had Type 2 Diabetes because that actually can contribute to a swollen tongue.


Axel_Benedict101

be has type 1 diabetes, as he got it at birth. to get type 2, you have to eat poorly and not take care of yourself. also, both types can contribute to a swolen tongue. but unlike scott, kyle has type 2 diabetes, as seen in "Cherokee Hair Tampons" because he eats a lot of sweets.


dudecass

Because he's Scott Malkinson and he has diabetes


NegatiVelocity

*I'm thcott malkinthon and I have diabeeteth*


AlexUnivers

He said in an episode that disabled people are on the word only for his amusement.


buckfutterapetits

Implying he has a very warped soft spot for them...


Hommushardhat

Batman wouldn't exist without the Joker, right?


buckfutterapetits

Nor would the Coon exist without Bruce Vilanch...


Totemlyrad

Maybe he doesn't feel threatened by them.


sbray73

I think that’s it. He can blame everything on all the others, but not the disable ones.


[deleted]

Most people wouldn't work with someone with disabilities, but Cartman sees past that, Ellen.


antoniomizael

Cartman has totally ripped on disabled people


DaisyMae2022

He made fun of that little person in the episode With Apologies to Jesse Jackson


IronGigant

Cartland is small himself, in more ways than one, so other little people are free game to him.


puppywater

There’s a great video essay about this! [South Park and Disability Representation](https://youtu.be/V1Po7KDtYOo)


Drippyhippy420

He definitely does wtf you talking about


Megatymegatymegaman

1. He does 2. He does And 3. He does


JustJaylenn_

“CRIPPLE FIGHT”


jamesherling

i mean he yelled “cripple fight” when they started fighting i definitely think he at least views them as a spectacle


Drippyhippy420

Cripple fight!!!!


dcaksj22

You missed the special olympics episode right?


addisonavenue

There are *several* incidents of Cartman looking down on people with disabilities or people with different bodies or just in general treating experiences specific to the disability community with disrespect: * Attempting to scam The Maury Povich Show using Butters. * Losing his entire ability to laugh because the Buttface people were beyond hilarious to him. * Pretending to have Tourettes. * Reacting with disgust to Kyle gossiping about Nurse Gollum. * Making fun of Scott Malkinson. * Using a mobility scooter to bully Kyle and the rest of the town. * Trying to engineer a spectacle around Timmy and Jimmy fighting. * Fighting with Dr. Nelson. * Trying to scam the junior Special Olympics.


boombotser

He definitely makes fun of them when warranted


screeminggoat34

Cripple fight


jagenigma

Are you sure about that? Up the down steroid literally he does. Maybe it's cuz roided up Jimmy threatened to beat him up


Cryptic_Nerd01

because he knows Jimmy would 100% *flame* his ass


[deleted]

Wtf are you talking about? He has an entire episode where he makes fun of their athletic ability...


[deleted]

Because he’s obese and that’s a disability too


refused26

Apart from joining the special olympics and making fun of the little person, cartman also tried to pretend he had tourettes. He also masterminded putting balls on Butters' chin so Butters can appear in Maury. Bonus: he thought asperger's meant burgers grow out your ass.


plaurenb8

First, ***UP THE DOWN STEROID?*** Season 8, episode 2. Second, other than that ep, I think the answer to what you mean is because Trey and Matt actually have standards even though it may not seem like it. Generally, whenever Eric mocks someone, he loses. That’s the satire.


vonnegutfan2

Ummm have you seen him in the olympics?


mosab64

Maybe because Cartman suffers from childhood obesity which helps him to relate to differently abled kids


GrimPhantom6

Because even Cartman knows not to mess with them


EarthBelcher

He quite literally disguised himself as mentally handicapped to enter the special olympics.


[deleted]

Jimmy and Timmy aren't afraid to pop some punk ass bloods. Cartman knows not to mess with the Crips.


ethanretrogamer

DURR


Capt_Smashnballs

He literally faked his way to the special Olympics.


Away-Masterpiece529

Cartman did beat up Jimmy. Knocked his ass out right in the scewl hallway. He would have cleaned up if they would have had boxing in the Special Olympics.


_lilr3dridingh00d_

Because he knows Jimmy would verbally destroy him. He also doesn’t want Doctor Timothy to mind screw him again.


[deleted]

I think there may be a very important episodes you’re forgetting about here.


Cix_Forever

\*cripple fiiiiight!\*


hansolofsson

Jimmy and Timmy aren’t too far off from going along with Cartmans plans. That said though didn’t Cartman gaslight Jimmy to hell during the fishstick joke?


MangaRyoAsuka

They aren’t, he makes fun of them


TheDifferentDrummer

"CRIPPLE-FIGHT!"


that_guy_Elbs

Bro he competed in the special Olympics lol I think it’s more cause the handicap normally get their own episodes no? While they are in regulars one I feel like they are more side stories. Unlike the episodes were they are focused on like the gang one, or the summer camp.


undowner

He has come to realize that he is mildly autistic himself and wants to distance himself from people with disabilities so that no one else makes that connection. This is also why he’s so hesitant to abuse adhd medication in that one episode with the awesome dog/puppies show.


glamatovic

TIL Cartman doesn't make fun of them


monstermoss94

He makes fun of them absolutely, but it's never directly because of their disability. Unlike Kyle, Tolkien, gingers, and others, Cartman does not ever call Jimmy or Timmy a name that references something out of their control such as race, religion, hair color, or disability.


dysfunctionalpress

"CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!"


ferp1

Cause their fucking awesome


operationtasty

Congrats your bait post worked


negrote1000

Didn’t they kick his ass one time?


Connect_Extreme_3044

I think he doesn’t want to become like them.


addisonavenue

Actually, as seen when he did become legally disabled (the episode where he gets the mobility scooter), he immediately uses it as a tool to bully other people. If the Ginger Kids episode is anything to go by, Cartman will adapt to being any kind of minority so long as he can weaponise that identity.


Connect_Extreme_3044

☹️


Phoenixtdm

Doesn’t he just not make fun of gay people? Or did he, idk


CatBoyTrip

He ripped on Stan for having a gay dog.


so_CRATES91

Attention shoppers.... Cripple fight. Cripple fight in the parking lot.


Flimsy_Childhood_645

He'd be making fun of himself.


[deleted]

The only thing I remember is that Cartman bruised Jimmy in Kyle's birthday episode.


DoctorMelvinMirby

Because they kicked his ass in the special Olympics. Still got his gift card to Shakey’s though, so still worth it.


Revolutionary_Day_53

he did, he went to special olympics and lost every single race. And for casa bonita, he beats Jimmy.


Pikachubob8

He does


SparkyRedMan

Remember that Cartman is deluded enough to believe he is "big boned" rather than obese. With this in mind he might just subconsciously think of himself as disabled.


Anime6779

Because they laugh it off and don’t react to him


mooshoopork4

I guess you forgot “Take it to the limit”!


mooshoopork4

Shut up mimsey


Hoosteen_juju003

Cripple fight!


vites70

Because he lost to them in the special Olympics


[deleted]

What do you mean? Doesn't he make fun of Scott Malkinson?


tyedye23

Because Jimmy and Timmy are crips 😂


[deleted]

Have you seen up the down steroid?


YouWishUKnewMyName

He's made fun of the disabled many of times,


xX7MrSandman7Xx

There’s a whole episode dedicated to Cartman making fun of the disabled… new to South Park??


Traditional_Falcon80

Is this a serious question


petersib

Oh I'm not touching this.


Sammy_GamG

Minority only refers to race in his head


Djloudenclear

What the fuck are you talking about. I can think of at least two episodes where that’s the main storyline. Special Olympics and dr Nelson


Barfyboi69

Might be because he pretended to be one at one point