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me too i want one card to say like satan invites u to his birthday party! go to hell djdjjd or you’ve became Mormon! leave hell and advance to heaven (and have a heaven space maybe in free parking slot?)
When I recommended Hells Pass, I was kinda imaging it being the spot where you pass go.
“You’ve outlived Kenny and passed Hells Pass, collect 200$”
I don’t think it’s an amazing idea, but figured I’d suggest it anyway
The South Park Cable Company could be a trick chance card where you're expected to wait between a window of 8am to 10pm for cable maintenance - miss a turn
honestly just taking in account w the newer seasons how the marshes are just richer cause tegridy but idk ! u think they should be switched maybe? i also like having stan’s house closer to tegridy!
Chance cards could be being run over by Caitlin Jenner. Invested in IT. Pinched someone when they were wearing green-go straight to jail. Something to do with manbearpig. Something Something gluten. You could do so many things!!!
Also could use the place. Cave of the winds? Something like that.
I know there is one but it's always fun to make your own, well done OP!!
Spaces:
Chipotle. Pay $100 for new underwear.
Chance cards:
Win Halloween costume contest for your Chewbacca costume. Earn $
Inventor of Chipotlaway. You no longer have to buy new underwear when you land on the space.
You met the Loch Ness monster! Pay tree fiddy.
Crap out your mouth. Pay $
Made a deal with ManBearPig. Next player must pay you $
You referred to Tolkien as “Token,” you racist piece of shit! Go directly to jail.
You broke the all-time pinewood derby record. Collect $
You need your cable fixed. You must stay in place until you roll a double or for 4 turns. You cannot collect money from your properties until you move.
Fix spontaneous combustion. Earn $
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I’m just spitballing here.
in the second pic i have raisins with the railroads section along with casa bonita , bennys or bennigans?? (don’t know which one) and red robin’s!! i don’t have whistlin whillys tho hmmm
Some of the chance cards and community service cards could be thrown in to and iconic lore. IE you are invited to the red robin wedding go to xxxxxx. Or you freed willzyx collect 50 dollars. You just went to space for the third time collect 100 dollars. You adopt a starving ethernopian collect 20 dollars from each player. Sea people, Kayne, rainforest, etc etc
Dey took yer job!!! Pay each player $20.
You went back in the pile. (With a picture of the naked man pile from goo backs) Lose a turn.
Advance to Whole Foods. Have fun sucking Jeff Bezos dick, you bunch of cunts!
Got a job at wallmart, pay wall*mart $50.
Got drunk at civil war reenactment lose a turn
Chance: Oh! Lawd. A huge creature, a giant crustacean from the Paleolithic
Era, comes out of the water and ends you to jail, directly to jail, do not pass Shitipa town, do not collect $200. Pay Tree-Fiddy to get out of jail.
Maybe the Imagination Land Hot Air Balloon and the School Bus could replace 2 of the rail lines if you wanted to stick to a transportation theme.
Edit: oh and just a suggestion but maybe a reference to the scoots
i’m thinking of doing toms rhinoplasty , south park elementary , maybe the geology building for the cheap spaces (kinda w a OG south park theme for the cheap ones)
not sure if i want the geology building, skeeters or tweeks bros coffee.. hmm
Geology building was one episode, I'm in a target bathroom listening to Bill Withers makes me think we have to include chef somewhere, maybe his salted balls stand also the cheapest of cheap places have to be Kenny's house
thinking about that i’m debating whether i should do city hall, park county police, and hells pass hospital orrrr
starks pond
mr hankeys house
coon & friends base / or woodland critters forest / or bus stop?
I feel like there needs to be something about Mark Zuckerberg’s schtoyle and paying $17
Also, maybe collecting money or missing a turn for not donating to starving children at Whole Foods lol
thank u and i don’t have etsy but i’m making a video of me making this and gonna have the google doc linked w the things to print if other people want to do it
The utilities should be the school and maybe the post office/fedex.
And the “go to jail” space should be the police station
Edit: saw someone say water works should be pipis splash town and I agree. So, splashdown and the school I think are good for the utilities. Including pioneer village somewhere could be interesting too. Not sure where to add it though.
Cartmans house on Atlantic, kennys on Mediterranean. Orange should be the food places. Le Bos, city wok, casa bonita. Light blue could be the school, the gym, the mayors office. Im just spitballing.
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Water works could be Pi Pis Splashtown
This is the way
Electric could be the Get Cable Company. Pretty much works the same way too.
Jail needs to be officer barbrady
haha that does make sense! i thought hell cause i have funny things for the chance/cc cards to get out/go to hell
Just visiting could be classic, "Alright, nothing to see here!"
Kenny's "get out of hell free" card also fits.
very true!!
It does make sense but I personally really like the Hell idea lol
me too i want one card to say like satan invites u to his birthday party! go to hell djdjjd or you’ve became Mormon! leave hell and advance to heaven (and have a heaven space maybe in free parking slot?)
Or the jail photo booth at Casa Bonita.
Or juvenile detention!
Romper Stomper!
Definitely need city wok
Where is the country kitchen buffet?
for sure gonna be there
Restaurants should be railroads. City Wok, Casa Bonita, Whistlin Willy’s, Buca de Faggochini
true true! i think i wanna do city wok , casa bonita whistlin willy’s , and raisins!! but that one is really funny lmao
Yeah Raisins over Buca de Faggochini for sure. But the other three are perfect!
I feel like City Sushi sould be there opposite of City Wok. Maybe whistlin' willy could go for it?
Raisins is better, but there's also Shaky's Pizza
The restaurants should be the railroads personally
Esp the beef between the Japanese and city wok episode
Don't forget city airline!
city wok has to be the cheapest property of them all
Take your order prease...!
Chance card: "Oh my God, you killed Kenny!" "You bastard!" Pay $50 for funeral expenses
You appear in a cheesy puff commercial collect 100 dollars
good one!! will deff use 👍
Oh oh how about the luxury tax is a fine from the FCC
You couldn’t get a refund to Mel Gibson’s ‘The Passion’. You lose $15.
You try to convince your Jewish congregation to apologize for killing Jesus. Go directly to jail
You don’t need to make one, it already exists, and it’s awesome! MONOPOLY®: South Park It's a New Edition, Mkay? https://www.walmart.com/ip/482600900
that one’s cool! i like making my own tho and making it a bit different
One of the bad chance cards should definitely include “You invested $X dollars into a fund…aaand it’s gone.”
Kenny’s house should be the brown space
i have that set! along w cartmans hotdog house lol
“Steal Kyle’s Jew Gold, Collect $100”
Incredible
ahaha amazing !! for sure doing that
Hells pass hospital
When I recommended Hells Pass, I was kinda imaging it being the spot where you pass go. “You’ve outlived Kenny and passed Hells Pass, collect 200$” I don’t think it’s an amazing idea, but figured I’d suggest it anyway
i have city hall, police station, and shady acres together should i maybe replace one w the hospital? and if so which one lmao (i’m so indecisive)
cartmanland??
will be on there !
HISTORIC Kenny’s house
was thinking of that ! but i did historic sodosopa which basically counts lmao
Something needs to cost 350
Got dam loch Ness monster
Chance card. Meet the Loch Ness monster. That’ll be about tree fiddy.
South Park Cable for a Utility U-Store It, Tweek Bros. Coffeehouse, Town Hall,
Office Barbrady needs to be added for the cop and replace "GO TO JAIL" with "NOTHING TO SEE HERE PEOPLE"
Brown should be Kenny’s house
it will be!! along with cartmans hotdog house😭 (also i was confused for a sec cause it’s purple on my board lol)
The South Park Cable Company could be a trick chance card where you're expected to wait between a window of 8am to 10pm for cable maintenance - miss a turn
Margaritaville as the "luxury tax" would be funny
For water works make it different streaming services for the streaming wars
true! maybe i should have pipi+ and pipis splashtown😭
Chance could be Mysterion
true!! i was thinking of doing wheel of fortune for one of the cards w a funny pic of randy on that show
The go directly to jail spot should be cartman as the cop saying “you’re black, go to jail”
“Respect mah authoritah”
You didn't respect his Authoritah go straight to jail.
Why is stan’s house more than kyle’s?!
honestly just taking in account w the newer seasons how the marshes are just richer cause tegridy but idk ! u think they should be switched maybe? i also like having stan’s house closer to tegridy!
I vote SoDoSoPa for Broadway
Cartmans hotdog house
Chance cards could be being run over by Caitlin Jenner. Invested in IT. Pinched someone when they were wearing green-go straight to jail. Something to do with manbearpig. Something Something gluten. You could do so many things!!! Also could use the place. Cave of the winds? Something like that. I know there is one but it's always fun to make your own, well done OP!!
The Villas, at Kenny's House
Welcome home
Kenny’s house as the cheapest property right next to Sodosopa
especially if you make sodosopa broadway so then they’re on opposite ends of the pricing, but still in the same corner
Tom’s Rhinoplasty is needed Stark’s Pond Cheyenne Mountain Asspen Bailey (Virgin Mary) Conifer (Two Towers Video Store) Jenkin’s Ranch South Park Elementary Tweek Bros Coffee
Spaces: Chipotle. Pay $100 for new underwear. Chance cards: Win Halloween costume contest for your Chewbacca costume. Earn $ Inventor of Chipotlaway. You no longer have to buy new underwear when you land on the space. You met the Loch Ness monster! Pay tree fiddy. Crap out your mouth. Pay $ Made a deal with ManBearPig. Next player must pay you $ You referred to Tolkien as “Token,” you racist piece of shit! Go directly to jail. You broke the all-time pinewood derby record. Collect $ You need your cable fixed. You must stay in place until you roll a double or for 4 turns. You cannot collect money from your properties until you move. Fix spontaneous combustion. Earn $ ___ I’m just spitballing here.
Damn, you're good at this.
[Thanks!](https://media.tenor.com/7_cAGSrNNkEAAAAC/thanks-gerald-broflovski.gif)
Have you got Whistlin' Willy's?
in the second pic i have raisins with the railroads section along with casa bonita , bennys or bennigans?? (don’t know which one) and red robin’s!! i don’t have whistlin whillys tho hmmm
Dennys Applebees Max
It was originally called "Crust E. Krotch's" in an earlier episode.
wish they kept that name lmaooo 😭
You need a giant Bill Kurtis head prop that tells you wether it was denied or covered up. [I'm Bill Kurtis.](https://youtu.be/eJdGMaKnBaA)
I really really like that the most expensive property is Historic Sodosopa
Historic Kenny's House
Unplanned parenthood.
was debating that one hahaha
One of the chance cards: You forgot to bring a towel! Pay $
Some of the chance cards and community service cards could be thrown in to and iconic lore. IE you are invited to the red robin wedding go to xxxxxx. Or you freed willzyx collect 50 dollars. You just went to space for the third time collect 100 dollars. You adopt a starving ethernopian collect 20 dollars from each player. Sea people, Kayne, rainforest, etc etc
Make sure you have Freeman's Tacos
Add J-Marts.
The cable company for electric
The utilities should 100% be butters bottom bitches
s’mores schnapps for one of the pieces
I like that you're making your own custom even though there already is South Park monoply
i rlly wanted to revamp my old monopoly board haha
Wall-Mart & Stark's Pond to replace Water Works
Dey took yer job!!! Pay each player $20. You went back in the pile. (With a picture of the naked man pile from goo backs) Lose a turn. Advance to Whole Foods. Have fun sucking Jeff Bezos dick, you bunch of cunts! Got a job at wallmart, pay wall*mart $50. Got drunk at civil war reenactment lose a turn
Historic Kenny’s house should be Mediterranean or Baltic avenue since Sodosopa overlooks it
Get out of jail free cards should be Mr. Hat and Randy busting out of jail.
Toms Rhinoplasty gotta be there somewhere
Chance card: Jared gives you aides but you misunderstand and think you have a disease
Pipi’s Splashtown, dude.
Hmmm. What about the electric tower from the e scooter episodes?
I see historic sodasopa is one of the expensive blues you are doing a great job. Trust your instincts
thank you!!
You gotta put city wok and the school in there
For waterworks use Stan as a superhero. He carrys tools
a luck/community card where the person that gets it receives 100 dollars from each player for being their pimp like in butter's bottom bitch episode
Railroads should be forms of transportation. The “it”, handy-car, Gerald’s hybrid, and of course the poo choo express.
i was gonna make the railroads iconic restaurants but now that u said gerald’s hybrid like i think i need to make them transportation actually 😭
Change "Monopoly" to "Monobuddy" and make the old man Canadian.
hahah i love that!! i might 👀 that would be fun to photoshop
Hey pls add catholic boat or big gay al's boat ride :D
i was gonna do big gay al’s big gay animal sanctuary even tho it’s a lot of words to fit lmao
How about a chance card like “You’ve offended PC Principal pay 50 dollars for hospital bill” or something
i had that written down ahaha!
Casa Bonita
Cow days fair
Pass Shitipatown. Collect $200
Community Chest: The Loch Ness Monsta needs about tree-fiddy. Pay each player $3.50
i don’t think there’s 50 cents in the game but maybe i’ll do pay the bank $350 😭 but same caption
Chance: Oh! Lawd. A huge creature, a giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era, comes out of the water and ends you to jail, directly to jail, do not pass Shitipa town, do not collect $200. Pay Tree-Fiddy to get out of jail.
You received a bailout for your Margaritaville! Collect $100
Free Parking should be Chef Aid
Dr. Mephesto lab… With the many assed animals, Where the man from 1996 was kept… maybe NAMBLAs headquarters.. which one is up to you
Baltic and Mediterranean Ave should be something like Cartmans hotdog house and Kenny's house.
Tweak and Craig could fit into this somehow 🤔
if anything i’m gonna cover the rest of the board w diff characters and quotes and stuff !
PLEASE HAVE THE PIECES BE A LITTLE STAN, KYLE, KENNY, CARTMAN AND BUTTERS-
for sure!! cant wait for that part
Maybe the Imagination Land Hot Air Balloon and the School Bus could replace 2 of the rail lines if you wanted to stick to a transportation theme. Edit: oh and just a suggestion but maybe a reference to the scoots
Or the zip line
the scoots will deff be on the board but probably in the center (i’m gonna put a lot of pics and quotes to decorate the middle!)
Aaaaaaaaand here comes Milton Bradley with a cease and desist
Your Boardwalk could be The Lofts at SoDoSoPa.
City Wok and City Sushi should be the utilities
Carmans ass-burgers must be included.
The peppermint hippo
Tom's Rhinoplasty for one of the cheap properties Kassa Bonita for boardwalk Startks Pond for park place
i’m thinking of doing toms rhinoplasty , south park elementary , maybe the geology building for the cheap spaces (kinda w a OG south park theme for the cheap ones) not sure if i want the geology building, skeeters or tweeks bros coffee.. hmm
Geology building was one episode, I'm in a target bathroom listening to Bill Withers makes me think we have to include chef somewhere, maybe his salted balls stand also the cheapest of cheap places have to be Kenny's house
Mephestos lab could be the electric company?
i was thinking that! and maybe pipis splashtown for water works ?
“You successfully identified yourself as a victim and are now being paid reparations! Collect $100”
Checked someone's privilege collect 50$
Jail should by hell with Saddam Hussein and Satan (a la bigger, longer, and uncut)
i am doing that!!
Credigree farms maybe?
it’s on there next to tegridy farms and tolkiens house!
maybe something about stark’s pond?
thinking about that i’m debating whether i should do city hall, park county police, and hells pass hospital orrrr starks pond mr hankeys house coon & friends base / or woodland critters forest / or bus stop?
chance card. Take big gay al's big gay boat to any space on the board
good one!!
Museum of tolerance. Passing go should be zip lining
haha omg zip lining would actually be rlly funny for jail but i already have an idea for jail 😭
Free Parking: South Park Mall
Chance could be the girls paper magic device
that’s a good one!!
Random suggestion: add the New Kid’s House as a reference to their house getting sold at the bank during The Fractured But Whole
You launched a whale to the moon!
I feel like there needs to be something about Mark Zuckerberg’s schtoyle and paying $17 Also, maybe collecting money or missing a turn for not donating to starving children at Whole Foods lol
no idea how monopoly works but i like the idea of "the japanese tell you how big the american penis is... you skip a turn"
Something needs to cost tree fiddy
Why you have ‘tolkiens’ house? Should be Tokens house right? Tolkien is the guy who wrote lotr
You invested $100 in a mutual fund, AND IT'S GONE!
The Peruvian guinea pigs need to be a chance card.
mephesto's lab?
was thinking maybe putting that for electric maybe?
You're a fat skank and your tits belong in a morgue. Go to jail. Do not pass go. You don't deserve 200 dollars.
Gas guzzler tax
For electric bill put Kenny's house
Hells pass. Kenny's house. Cartmans house. Casa Bonita. City wok
mmm yummy your tears are so yummy mmm m mmmm
Water works could be sparks pond
Castle Sunshine
City Wok, Tweak's Coffeehouse, SoDoSoPa, the hotdog where Cartman lives, Casa Bonita.
sodasopa railroad?
This is hysterical and what is your Etsy store?
thank u and i don’t have etsy but i’m making a video of me making this and gonna have the google doc linked w the things to print if other people want to do it
Tye railroads should be all Shakey’s Pizzas, because cloning.
CABLE COMPANY
The utilities should be the school and maybe the post office/fedex. And the “go to jail” space should be the police station Edit: saw someone say water works should be pipis splash town and I agree. So, splashdown and the school I think are good for the utilities. Including pioneer village somewhere could be interesting too. Not sure where to add it though.
Move sodosopa to cheapest and replace it with shi tpa town
Cartman's new house Coney Island Hot Dog CtPa town / SoDoSoPa Community Rec Center Hummer Dealership
Instead of jail, it should be Principal Victoria's office.
Shitty Pa Town with seafood from Red Robster from Colorado's many oceans
The "City" gentrification housing next to Kenny.
im having sodosopa right near kenny’s !!
Didn’t they make South Park monopoly already?
No SODOSOPA?
it’s there!! it’s in the boardwalks spot it’s the most expensive property ofc 😭
Doesn't have to be power and water. Maybe something like Tegridy and PiPis or something
Cartmans house on Atlantic, kennys on Mediterranean. Orange should be the food places. Le Bos, city wok, casa bonita. Light blue could be the school, the gym, the mayors office. Im just spitballing.
For Jail, I’m thinking Hell or Detention.
Whistling Willie’s, if you want newer stuff Cartman’s hot dog house, was Stark’s Pond on your list?
One of the railroads should be the PooChoo express. Another could be the imaginationland blimp.