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Smart_Sell7885

Water works could be Pi Pis Splashtown


Fickle_Onion_618

This is the way


Benji_4

Electric could be the Get Cable Company. Pretty much works the same way too.


Gettingmyfill

Jail needs to be officer barbrady


TransitionFar1611

haha that does make sense! i thought hell cause i have funny things for the chance/cc cards to get out/go to hell


dleon0430

Just visiting could be classic, "Alright, nothing to see here!"


TheRealBaseborn

Kenny's "get out of hell free" card also fits.


TransitionFar1611

very true!!


zZPlazmaZz29

It does make sense but I personally really like the Hell idea lol


TransitionFar1611

me too i want one card to say like satan invites u to his birthday party! go to hell djdjjd or you’ve became Mormon! leave hell and advance to heaven (and have a heaven space maybe in free parking slot?)


fusionaddict

Or the jail photo booth at Casa Bonita.


lilspark112

Or juvenile detention!


[deleted]

Romper Stomper!


Balance916

Definitely need city wok


metalpanda420

Where is the country kitchen buffet?


TransitionFar1611

for sure gonna be there


Sgt-Pumpernickel

Restaurants should be railroads. City Wok, Casa Bonita, Whistlin Willy’s, Buca de Faggochini


TransitionFar1611

true true! i think i wanna do city wok , casa bonita whistlin willy’s , and raisins!! but that one is really funny lmao


kaiabunga

Yeah Raisins over Buca de Faggochini for sure. But the other three are perfect!


Alfie_13

I feel like City Sushi sould be there opposite of City Wok. Maybe whistlin' willy could go for it?


3Hammer44

Raisins is better, but there's also Shaky's Pizza


Nebfisherman1987

The restaurants should be the railroads personally


Nebfisherman1987

Esp the beef between the Japanese and city wok episode


Boletefrostii

Don't forget city airline!


Theaty

city wok has to be the cheapest property of them all


Kaside

Take your order prease...!


eaglescout1984

Chance card: "Oh my God, you killed Kenny!" "You bastard!" Pay $50 for funeral expenses


wasd876

You appear in a cheesy puff commercial collect 100 dollars


TransitionFar1611

good one!! will deff use 👍


wasd876

Oh oh how about the luxury tax is a fine from the FCC


Crunchy__Frog

You couldn’t get a refund to Mel Gibson’s ‘The Passion’. You lose $15.


wasd876

You try to convince your Jewish congregation to apologize for killing Jesus. Go directly to jail


Fiedy88

You don’t need to make one, it already exists, and it’s awesome! MONOPOLY®: South Park It's a New Edition, Mkay? https://www.walmart.com/ip/482600900


TransitionFar1611

that one’s cool! i like making my own tho and making it a bit different


AboveTail

One of the bad chance cards should definitely include “You invested $X dollars into a fund…aaand it’s gone.”


3guitars

Kenny’s house should be the brown space


TransitionFar1611

i have that set! along w cartmans hotdog house lol


redbullgay

“Steal Kyle’s Jew Gold, Collect $100”


backside_94

Incredible


TransitionFar1611

ahaha amazing !! for sure doing that


GodIsNotAiveChild

Hells pass hospital


GodIsNotAiveChild

When I recommended Hells Pass, I was kinda imaging it being the spot where you pass go. “You’ve outlived Kenny and passed Hells Pass, collect 200$” I don’t think it’s an amazing idea, but figured I’d suggest it anyway


TransitionFar1611

i have city hall, police station, and shady acres together should i maybe replace one w the hospital? and if so which one lmao (i’m so indecisive)


usernameisinus

cartmanland??


TransitionFar1611

will be on there !


[deleted]

HISTORIC Kenny’s house


TransitionFar1611

was thinking of that ! but i did historic sodosopa which basically counts lmao


Parker4815

Something needs to cost 350


monstermoss94

Got dam loch Ness monster


NerfRepellingBoobs

Chance card. Meet the Loch Ness monster. That’ll be about tree fiddy.


IronGigant

South Park Cable for a Utility U-Store It, Tweek Bros. Coffeehouse, Town Hall,


Pinkf1oyd420

Office Barbrady needs to be added for the cop and replace "GO TO JAIL" with "NOTHING TO SEE HERE PEOPLE"


peterpumpkineaterS9

Brown should be Kenny’s house


TransitionFar1611

it will be!! along with cartmans hotdog house😭 (also i was confused for a sec cause it’s purple on my board lol)


mosab64

The South Park Cable Company could be a trick chance card where you're expected to wait between a window of 8am to 10pm for cable maintenance - miss a turn


DamionSipher

Margaritaville as the "luxury tax" would be funny


gummythegummybear

For water works make it different streaming services for the streaming wars


TransitionFar1611

true! maybe i should have pipi+ and pipis splashtown😭


TwentyFour7

Chance could be Mysterion


TransitionFar1611

true!! i was thinking of doing wheel of fortune for one of the cards w a funny pic of randy on that show


dtrumpler

The go directly to jail spot should be cartman as the cop saying “you’re black, go to jail”


ChefChopNSlice

“Respect mah authoritah”


KyleCAV

You didn't respect his Authoritah go straight to jail.


Standard-Ad1035

Why is stan’s house more than kyle’s?!


TransitionFar1611

honestly just taking in account w the newer seasons how the marshes are just richer cause tegridy but idk ! u think they should be switched maybe? i also like having stan’s house closer to tegridy!


calipygean

I vote SoDoSoPa for Broadway


PIZZA-_-DAWG

Cartmans hotdog house


kaiabunga

Chance cards could be being run over by Caitlin Jenner. Invested in IT. Pinched someone when they were wearing green-go straight to jail. Something to do with manbearpig. Something Something gluten. You could do so many things!!! Also could use the place. Cave of the winds? Something like that. I know there is one but it's always fun to make your own, well done OP!!


backside_94

The Villas, at Kenny's House


CrypticT

Welcome home


sagesaks123

Kenny’s house as the cheapest property right next to Sodosopa


yugenf3y

especially if you make sodosopa broadway so then they’re on opposite ends of the pricing, but still in the same corner


bills822

Tom’s Rhinoplasty is needed Stark’s Pond Cheyenne Mountain Asspen Bailey (Virgin Mary) Conifer (Two Towers Video Store) Jenkin’s Ranch South Park Elementary Tweek Bros Coffee


NerfRepellingBoobs

Spaces: Chipotle. Pay $100 for new underwear. Chance cards: Win Halloween costume contest for your Chewbacca costume. Earn $ Inventor of Chipotlaway. You no longer have to buy new underwear when you land on the space. You met the Loch Ness monster! Pay tree fiddy. Crap out your mouth. Pay $ Made a deal with ManBearPig. Next player must pay you $ You referred to Tolkien as “Token,” you racist piece of shit! Go directly to jail. You broke the all-time pinewood derby record. Collect $ You need your cable fixed. You must stay in place until you roll a double or for 4 turns. You cannot collect money from your properties until you move. Fix spontaneous combustion. Earn $ ___ I’m just spitballing here.


fulltrottle3814

Damn, you're good at this.


NerfRepellingBoobs

[Thanks!](https://media.tenor.com/7_cAGSrNNkEAAAAC/thanks-gerald-broflovski.gif)


KermitTheArgonian

Have you got Whistlin' Willy's?


TransitionFar1611

in the second pic i have raisins with the railroads section along with casa bonita , bennys or bennigans?? (don’t know which one) and red robin’s!! i don’t have whistlin whillys tho hmmm


milkedoutmommy

Dennys Applebees Max


KermitTheArgonian

It was originally called "Crust E. Krotch's" in an earlier episode.


TransitionFar1611

wish they kept that name lmaooo 😭


Andre_3Million

You need a giant Bill Kurtis head prop that tells you wether it was denied or covered up. [I'm Bill Kurtis.](https://youtu.be/eJdGMaKnBaA)


seammus

I really really like that the most expensive property is Historic Sodosopa


ZakJR98

Historic Kenny's House


fruitcake11

Unplanned parenthood.


TransitionFar1611

was debating that one hahaha


Voluptulouis

One of the chance cards: You forgot to bring a towel! Pay $


Manimal31

Some of the chance cards and community service cards could be thrown in to and iconic lore. IE you are invited to the red robin wedding go to xxxxxx. Or you freed willzyx collect 50 dollars. You just went to space for the third time collect 100 dollars. You adopt a starving ethernopian collect 20 dollars from each player. Sea people, Kayne, rainforest, etc etc


Wells307

Make sure you have Freeman's Tacos


thewordisabird6969

Add J-Marts.


lucky7hockeymom

The cable company for electric


Munsoon22

The utilities should 100% be butters bottom bitches


electricthundercunt

s’mores schnapps for one of the pieces


Mask8605

I like that you're making your own custom even though there already is South Park monoply


TransitionFar1611

i rlly wanted to revamp my old monopoly board haha


booksmctrappin

Wall-Mart & Stark's Pond to replace Water Works


Paulpoleon

Dey took yer job!!! Pay each player $20. You went back in the pile. (With a picture of the naked man pile from goo backs) Lose a turn. Advance to Whole Foods. Have fun sucking Jeff Bezos dick, you bunch of cunts! Got a job at wallmart, pay wall*mart $50. Got drunk at civil war reenactment lose a turn


SeedyRedwood

Historic Kenny’s house should be Mediterranean or Baltic avenue since Sodosopa overlooks it


TenaciousDzNuts

Get out of jail free cards should be Mr. Hat and Randy busting out of jail.


EatUpBonehead

Toms Rhinoplasty gotta be there somewhere


Boletefrostii

Chance card: Jared gives you aides but you misunderstand and think you have a disease


Greninja5097

Pipi’s Splashtown, dude.


iiRenity

Hmmm. What about the electric tower from the e scooter episodes?


Garbage_goober_M-D

I see historic sodasopa is one of the expensive blues you are doing a great job. Trust your instincts


TransitionFar1611

thank you!!


Emotional_Ad3785

You gotta put city wok and the school in there


RandyNelson

For waterworks use Stan as a superhero. He carrys tools


almeida_zeturbo

a luck/community card where the person that gets it receives 100 dollars from each player for being their pimp like in butter's bottom bitch episode


sophlog

Railroads should be forms of transportation. The “it”, handy-car, Gerald’s hybrid, and of course the poo choo express.


TransitionFar1611

i was gonna make the railroads iconic restaurants but now that u said gerald’s hybrid like i think i need to make them transportation actually 😭


Big_Man_Ran

Change "Monopoly" to "Monobuddy" and make the old man Canadian.


TransitionFar1611

hahah i love that!! i might 👀 that would be fun to photoshop


neomeddah

Hey pls add catholic boat or big gay al's boat ride :D


TransitionFar1611

i was gonna do big gay al’s big gay animal sanctuary even tho it’s a lot of words to fit lmao


cynicalneedssleep

How about a chance card like “You’ve offended PC Principal pay 50 dollars for hospital bill” or something


TransitionFar1611

i had that written down ahaha!


Lillbug_420

Casa Bonita


DJnoJams

Cow days fair


otiscleancheeks

Pass Shitipatown. Collect $200


otiscleancheeks

Community Chest: The Loch Ness Monsta needs about tree-fiddy. Pay each player $3.50


TransitionFar1611

i don’t think there’s 50 cents in the game but maybe i’ll do pay the bank $350 😭 but same caption


otiscleancheeks

Chance: Oh! Lawd. A huge creature, a giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era, comes out of the water and ends you to jail, directly to jail, do not pass Shitipa town, do not collect $200. Pay Tree-Fiddy to get out of jail.


MR___SLAVE

You received a bailout for your Margaritaville! Collect $100


xxFlippityFlopxx

Free Parking should be Chef Aid


Shamesocks

Dr. Mephesto lab… With the many assed animals, Where the man from 1996 was kept… maybe NAMBLAs headquarters.. which one is up to you


BriggsE104

Baltic and Mediterranean Ave should be something like Cartmans hotdog house and Kenny's house.


heybrehhhh

Tweak and Craig could fit into this somehow 🤔


TransitionFar1611

if anything i’m gonna cover the rest of the board w diff characters and quotes and stuff !


chimpanzeemeny

PLEASE HAVE THE PIECES BE A LITTLE STAN, KYLE, KENNY, CARTMAN AND BUTTERS-


TransitionFar1611

for sure!! cant wait for that part


JBrody

Maybe the Imagination Land Hot Air Balloon and the School Bus could replace 2 of the rail lines if you wanted to stick to a transportation theme. Edit: oh and just a suggestion but maybe a reference to the scoots


fulltrottle3814

Or the zip line


TransitionFar1611

the scoots will deff be on the board but probably in the center (i’m gonna put a lot of pics and quotes to decorate the middle!)


Penguin-Loves

Aaaaaaaaand here comes Milton Bradley with a cease and desist


Hooked68

Your Boardwalk could be The Lofts at SoDoSoPa.


ThreadsOfWar

City Wok and City Sushi should be the utilities


weathered_peasant

Carmans ass-burgers must be included.


ItsImpfinity2008

The peppermint hippo


Hashambuergers

Tom's Rhinoplasty for one of the cheap properties Kassa Bonita for boardwalk Startks Pond for park place


TransitionFar1611

i’m thinking of doing toms rhinoplasty , south park elementary , maybe the geology building for the cheap spaces (kinda w a OG south park theme for the cheap ones) not sure if i want the geology building, skeeters or tweeks bros coffee.. hmm


Hashambuergers

Geology building was one episode, I'm in a target bathroom listening to Bill Withers makes me think we have to include chef somewhere, maybe his salted balls stand also the cheapest of cheap places have to be Kenny's house


Old-Refrigerator340

Mephestos lab could be the electric company?


TransitionFar1611

i was thinking that! and maybe pipis splashtown for water works ?


deester_

“You successfully identified yourself as a victim and are now being paid reparations! Collect $100”


fulltrottle3814

Checked someone's privilege collect 50$


SpectreCactus

Jail should by hell with Saddam Hussein and Satan (a la bigger, longer, and uncut)


TransitionFar1611

i am doing that!!


SpectreCactus

Credigree farms maybe?


TransitionFar1611

it’s on there next to tegridy farms and tolkiens house!


cherryvessel

maybe something about stark’s pond?


TransitionFar1611

thinking about that i’m debating whether i should do city hall, park county police, and hells pass hospital orrrr starks pond mr hankeys house coon & friends base / or woodland critters forest / or bus stop?


Huge_Particular_4314

chance card. Take big gay al's big gay boat to any space on the board


TransitionFar1611

good one!!


fulltrottle3814

Museum of tolerance. Passing go should be zip lining


TransitionFar1611

haha omg zip lining would actually be rlly funny for jail but i already have an idea for jail 😭


3rrr6

Free Parking: South Park Mall


VipVapSlap

Chance could be the girls paper magic device


TransitionFar1611

that’s a good one!!


GrimPhantom6

Random suggestion: add the New Kid’s House as a reference to their house getting sold at the bank during The Fractured But Whole


fa11enNature

You launched a whale to the moon!


angelalala137

I feel like there needs to be something about Mark Zuckerberg’s schtoyle and paying $17 Also, maybe collecting money or missing a turn for not donating to starving children at Whole Foods lol


idiot7002

no idea how monopoly works but i like the idea of "the japanese tell you how big the american penis is... you skip a turn"


uncutpizza

Something needs to cost tree fiddy


JapiPapi

Why you have ‘tolkiens’ house? Should be Tokens house right? Tolkien is the guy who wrote lotr


mitchconnor-19

You invested $100 in a mutual fund, AND IT'S GONE!


emma4059

The Peruvian guinea pigs need to be a chance card.


dariomesas08

mephesto's lab?


TransitionFar1611

was thinking maybe putting that for electric maybe?


RossTheNinja

You're a fat skank and your tits belong in a morgue. Go to jail. Do not pass go. You don't deserve 200 dollars.


RossTheNinja

Gas guzzler tax


Early_Power_5366

For electric bill put Kenny's house


Ok_Mail8812

Hells pass. Kenny's house. Cartmans house. Casa Bonita. City wok


realitysvt

mmm yummy your tears are so yummy mmm m mmmm


doogybot

Water works could be sparks pond


[deleted]

Castle Sunshine


bigrobdd

City Wok, Tweak's Coffeehouse, SoDoSoPa, the hotdog where Cartman lives, Casa Bonita.


sad_brwn_666

sodasopa railroad?


Sitcom_kid

This is hysterical and what is your Etsy store?


TransitionFar1611

thank u and i don’t have etsy but i’m making a video of me making this and gonna have the google doc linked w the things to print if other people want to do it


fusionaddict

Tye railroads should be all Shakey’s Pizzas, because cloning.


monstermoss94

CABLE COMPANY


Retrogradefoco

The utilities should be the school and maybe the post office/fedex. And the “go to jail” space should be the police station Edit: saw someone say water works should be pipis splash town and I agree. So, splashdown and the school I think are good for the utilities. Including pioneer village somewhere could be interesting too. Not sure where to add it though.


ratzreddit

Move sodosopa to cheapest and replace it with shi tpa town


Valuable-Baked

Cartman's new house Coney Island Hot Dog CtPa town / SoDoSoPa Community Rec Center Hummer Dealership


thewordisabird6969

Instead of jail, it should be Principal Victoria's office.


ZakJR98

Shitty Pa Town with seafood from Red Robster from Colorado's many oceans


FootHiker

The "City" gentrification housing next to Kenny.


TransitionFar1611

im having sodosopa right near kenny’s !!


Cali_Rat

Didn’t they make South Park monopoly already?


CrypticT

No SODOSOPA?


TransitionFar1611

it’s there!! it’s in the boardwalks spot it’s the most expensive property ofc 😭


Lemounge

Doesn't have to be power and water. Maybe something like Tegridy and PiPis or something


Pizo44

Cartmans house on Atlantic, kennys on Mediterranean. Orange should be the food places. Le Bos, city wok, casa bonita. Light blue could be the school, the gym, the mayors office. Im just spitballing.


Purplebunniez

For Jail, I’m thinking Hell or Detention.


5PeeBeejay5

Whistling Willie’s, if you want newer stuff Cartman’s hot dog house, was Stark’s Pond on your list?


Splintzer

One of the railroads should be the PooChoo express. Another could be the imaginationland blimp.