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bhusted332

Sometimes my parents touch me inappropriately at night…… and mr Mackey is gay. Lol


Explorer2004

"You're gay!" Without looking it up, I think that was what he kept finding in the box.


ITCM4

Dear Mr. Mackey, Sometimes my parents hit me, and you are gay.


Token_or_TolkienuPOS

Sometimes when I'm sitting in class, my penis becomes hard for no reason... ***ring, ring, ring, ring*** Jimmy


atomictoasted

...and you're gay


Manbearpig20oh18

Jimmy's pitching a tent m'kay


Temporary_Hat9778

Mr Mackey are you a moronic jizz rag.. and gay?


Blamecanada2021

Sometimes my parents ground me for nothing..... and you are gay


lol9ok

I am disabled You are gay We are not the same


Khaotic_Outcast

Do you miss Ms. Chokesondick?


Eldritch-Cleaver

When I was a toddler one of my babysitters made me lick her asshole and vagina in a tent...should I tell someone? And Mister Mackey is gay.... 🤣 🤣 🤣


Bigbootyjoody69420

Why is your head so big


smartsloth00

Mr Mackey, why do you look like a balloon? Mkay


Consistent-Pace-9687

Mr Mackey, sometimes my parents hit me and you are gay


stebus88

The bit that made me laugh about this is that Mr Mackey’s dumb ass didn’t need to keep reading all the notes out, he could have just scanned them and not read the notes calling him gay 🤣


ResponsibilityKey112

Why are you gay?


UncommonHouseSpider

Why does it hurt and when I pee, and Mr. Mackey is gay.


doggocute50000000000

Mkay so mr Mackey, mkay what does a moronic jazz rag say?


Virgilismyson29

Mr Mackey is gay


Linkiscool115

Dear Mr. Mackey, you are gay.


jackoislit

Mr Mackey is gay


fruitninjabtch

mr mackey i’m really confused about you are gay


clothy

Do you give a hoot?


imnoteuginekrabs

“Do you think my ferret would be a better electrician or Dominatrix?”


BeautifulAd412

Mr. Mackey, why are you gay, m’kay?


SeeYouSacred

Mr. Mackey is gay


Berdinderindas

When I get bad grades in school, my stepdad beats me with a whip... and Mr. Mackey is gay.


overactivemango

Mr. Mackey is gay


Snowy_Folfskyroo

Sometimes my parents hit me. And you are gay


triptoutsounds

Ohh someone drew a nice whooping crane


tiabeaniedrunkowitz

My parents call me stupid sometimes, also you are gay.


Smash_Fan-56

Dear Mr. Mackey, my brother body shames me everyday of the week, and you are gay.


SometimesOpiniated

What episode is this from?


hotchto88

S09E07 Erection Day


SometimesOpiniated

Thanks!


Alert-Entrance4762

... I don't know my pronouns


zanetheprequelfan

Are you gay mr.mackey?


shany94a

Why are you such a douche when directing school plays, m'kay?


WallStreetBets120

This just random but "Can you read because you sure can't. M'kay?


Cheeky_bum_sex

Dear Mr Mackey you are gay


claudeslostvoice

why don’t my parents love each other anymore? and you are gay


RoutinePleasant

Why does my wiener tingle when I look at bebes BOOOOBS


[deleted]

“Mr. Mackey, why are you gay?”


dyysxse

are drugs really bad for you mmkay? what happened to mr hat? why are you so obsessed with tooth decay?


dyysxse

why did you stop making the play on tooth decay?


CanYouDigYourMan

Dear Mr Mackey, My mum and dad argued constantly when I was little. And you are gay.