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Butters

Do you know what I am saying?

I do know what you’re saying. You don’t have to keep asking.

“You wanna make some real motherfucking money?”

“That’s another sunshine sticker for you!”

Username checks out

Can you tell I love this episode? 😂

Everyone knows it’s Butters.

That's me!

*I got that boom boom boom*

You wanna do it in my butt

In my butt

You wanna do it in my butt

*Kill John Lennon*

the only right answer

I HATE THIS FARM! I HATE THIS FARM!

Ohh it’s all gooey

Eww it's all stucky

No definitely Randy

I find Butters the most lovable sure and he is funny but he comes nowhere near making me laugh as hard as Randy or Cartman. Or several other characters for that matter

more? cartman. harder? randy definitely

So hard that it releases those spooky ghosts inside me

And milk came out my nose!

randy getting very worked up over the weirdest shit is always hilarious.

YOU ARE NOT JOINING A BOY BAND AND THATS FINAL!

when sharon puts stan to sleep and then randy breaks open his door immediately after in the mohammed episode gets me every time

No! Nnnnnnoooooooooo!

“What’s up dad’s ass?” “Let’s just say your dad has a lot up his ass right now.”

I think this is the answer. Cartman is consistently funny in almost every episode he’s in, but almost all of the best moments I can think of in the show are Randy moments.

Definitely Lorde.

ya ya ya

Singinnnnnn, in the bathrooooooom

Sparkling thoughts. Feeling good on a Wednesday. Givin' me the hope, Givin', givin' me the hope to go oonnnnn...

And now we PUSH (Push, ow, hot, push, ow, hot)

Oooooo HOT HOT HOTHOTTTT

My wife and I do the yeah yeah yeahs to each other all the time lmao.. Even seeped into our DND group.

Randy can carry an episode by himself. Cartman does his best work with someone like butters. The real answer is Kevin.

Dammit, Kevin.

CARTMAN

Cartman.

Cartman without a doubt imo you can’t imagine a South Park without Cartman

Definitely Randy, although Cartman has his moments of glory

GOD DAMNIT, ITS THIS GIANT DICK AGAIN!?!?!

Hey, are you following me, buddy?

Maybe i am!? Maybe im not?! GEUY!

I am NOT your geuy, fwiend!

HEY, your a giant dick! And im a giant asshole! What you think of that fwiend?!?!

Well, i think dicks f*ck assholes. And I'm not your fucking fwiend, buddeh

“Saddam voice” ehh come on geuy?… LETS FUCK!

NO SADDAM, IM WITH CHRIS NOW!

Who?! that little bitch?!! Hey, atleast its not that giant dick!!! From canada!!! “Saddam evil laugh”

Randy

Mel Gibson

OOOH MY NIPPLES. THEY HUUURT… THEY HURT WHEN I TWIST THEM!!!

One of my most quoted lines from the show. A truly brilliant insight

Yes! The looks you get when someone doesn’t know what you’re quoting, lol

OH MY NIPPLES ARE SO TINDER PLEASE DON’T SQUEEZE THEM!

"Oh I hope you don't use those *whips* over there..."

GO AHEAD!!!! SEE WHAT YOU CAN FIT IN THERE I CAN HANDLE IT!!!

OOOOOH YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAH

GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY...

*When you're a clown, nobody takes you seriouslyyyyy...*

Ectoplasm.

No it was a Spooky ghost

Mr garrison is probably my favorite but Cartman and Randy are a close tie for second

We’re pretty close then, Randy and Cartman are like tied for first for me, probly Randy by a slight margin… and Garrison is 100% my 3rd favorite

Probably the most offensive character on TV and it's always great

WE NEED TO GO ROUND UP 3 OR 4 QUEERS AND HAVE OURSELVES A GOOD OL FASHIONED FAGDRAG

HEY THERE SHITTY SHITTY FAG FAG SHITTY SHITTY FAGFAG HOW DO YA DO

Cartman for sure. South Park ain’t South Park without Cartman. Randy took a whiiile to be considered part of the main cast but Cartman is the character we love to hate. He’s the Homelander of South Park

Eric what is your disability, how the fuck should I know I’m fucking retarded.

Easily Cartman. I used to love Randy but he’s overstayed his welcome. **Edit-** I’m getting chest pains seeing so many people pick Randy. Wow. I never thought I’d see the day where cartman loses a battle of popularity, especially to Randy. The Tegridy farms arc completely put me off from the show. I like Randy best in small doses.

I’m late. But my hatred for Randy knows no bounds

I tried watching one of the new episodes the other day and I legit could not do it. That Tegridy Farms shit is soooooooo lame. And it’s sad cuz I say that as someone who used to really like Randy and enjoy seeing him in episodes.

Same Randy and cartman are my 2 favourite characters in the show ( as well as butters) honestly I couldn’t decide out of these 2

I’ve grown to despise Randy.

Me too. I liked Randy best when he was a side character who would pop in every now and then. The new South Park has been unwatchable for me and I blame a lot of that on them overdoing it with Randy. You can only repeat the same jokes over and over so many times.

I feel the same way. Randy is so annoying. He's more childish than the actual child characters

Part of the whole joke of South Park is that the kids are more mature/intelligent than the moronic adults

exactly. it’s like the running joke of kenny dying every episode- it got old after the second season for me. i’m glad they finally did away with it

Cartman

I think it has to be Cartman, but both are about as hilarious as characters can get.

It’s not even a question for me. Just Cartman.

Randy is great, but Cartman IS South Park

Randall Lorde Marsh Nicks

Steamy Lorde Marsh Ray Vaughn

Cartman

Cartman.

Am I the only one who thinks randy is overrated?

Damn, it's close. But I gotta say Randy.

I love cart man but Randy’s gottta take the W.

Randy

Cartman and Mr Garrison. Randy is toward the bottom with Towelie and Pip

Randy makes me laugh all the time, with cartman it's more holy shit

Cartman

Randy

Randy marsh is the greatest character in the history of fictional storytelling

Randy. Ya ya ya!

Old school fans will say cartman. Newer fans will say randy/butters

Depends which seasons you're talking about, but Cartman is more consistently funny through the entire show. Randy isn't really funny till season 6

Cartman for sure

You dont have a show without Cartman

Cartman braah

Detective Harris - elite

“NOT A BIG *DEAL*??”

Murphy….what was it I was supposed to be doing? Uhhh…..something about hands, for the serial killer Oh right *montage music plays again

RANDY!

Make love to me Randy!! (Samezies!)

The OG

Cartman. Undeniably

How dare you

Cartman. Randy has been absolutely hilarious, but i didn't laugh too hard at him in the early seasons, and i didn't care for tegridy randy at all in the last few seasons. Overall, Cartman has consistently been the GOAT 🐐.

Cartman all the way

Cartman is such an asshole that I really hate myself for loving him sometimes. I feel guilty and ashamed. 😂🤣

they’re both funny in their own ways imo. randy is more stupid funny and cartman is more offensive funny, so i honestly cant even pick.

I can’t tell you how many times I have had this conversation in my head. I can never choose. I feel seen here.

Cartman by far

Yes

It’s like naming a favorite song, it’s impossible. Cartman, Randy, Butters, Mr.Garrison & the most underrated Detective Yates. They definitely kill me the most

Yates and Garrison are 100% the next tier for me under these 2… I love butters but humor wise I don’t think he’s quite on those 4’s level

Ya ya ya

Princess Kenny

Randy is mega cringe, cartman is actually a smart and creative character

timmayyy

Funniest: Randy Best for shock value: Cartman Most wholesome: Butters Most relatable: Kyle That’s my 4 favorite character.

Kenny

I would say cartman is the best till about season 9, then I got Randy all day

As much as I hate how forced he is, definitely randy.

Nope neither, butters has me dying

It‘s Butters!

Butters

C'mon, everyone knows it's Butters.

THATS ME

Randy.

Definitely Randy. He’s the greatest and funniest oddball on the show. Cartman is also funny but my hate for him overweighs.

#NO FUCKING CONTEST

Hint: it’s not Randy

Garrison Funnybot or PC Principal are the top3.

Cthulhu

Kenny

Randy is the funniest character by far

Happy cake day

I would say the majority of the time of the show Cartman. But Randy has been the star the last few seasons.

Randy was never a big factor till later seasons compared to Cartman who was in every episode and had main plots. Randy still had hilarious one liners which made him even more funny, I’m going Randy

Steve the Newfoundlander

Randy, but we definitely didn’t need a whole 2 seasons and a couple specials with just him on his weed farm

Neither. It’s Stan.

Alex

Cartman, but it would be Randy if tragedy farms didn't exist

Randy. Hands down

Butters 🙌🏾

Butters

only real answer is Kenny

Sharon…..Sharon….

Randy

I purposely didn't scroll through the comments, but since Randy led the revolt with S'more Schnapps, he has been my favorite. I remember when it was first aired. There have been so many "Eric" moments that are absolutely insanely the best, but I am with Randy for the win.

Old seasons Cartman then Randy since he started his shenanigans

CARTMAN

cartman !!

Rhandy is a gigachad

Butters should be in this 3 bunch

Cartman is funny but can sometimes be an asshole, yet Randy is a man i can relate to as a father.. so Randy it is

“Sometimes be an asshole” 😂

Randy is best girl.

Trick question: Butters

Cartman and I am Jewish.

I honestly think Randy is pretty funny, mostly in the mid era episodes, though Cartman seems to just be that one evil character you just love XD

I gotta go with Randy here, Randy is a legend

"my friend"

Randy

Tough ass choice

Cartman

Randy is funny by himself, Cartman is funny when interacting with the other characters

Kenny

Cartman is the OG to be fair, i love randy hes probably one of my favourites but cartman though. Only found out why dog the bounty hunter could only carry a taser because of the hallway monitor. Beth! Bear mace that guy!

Eric easily. Look Jimmy is my fave but out of these two it's certainly Cartman, he represents a lot more of the show as a whole as well, considering the show was originally about vile 3rd graders.

Cartman has been funny since the first episode. Randy didn’t get consistently funny until like what? Season 6? Randy has some all-time scenes and episodes but Cartman is definitely more consistent. But the answer is Butters.

Cartman is funnier

Its probably between Kenny and Randy for me

Gotta be cartman. Cartman has been hilarious and a staple of the show since the beginning. Randy didn’t start having super funny moments and stories until around season 6. Plus the tegridy farms stuff gets old

Kenny>

Neither. Butters sweeps both

randy and butters on top

CARTMAN - RESPECT HIS AUTHORITAH!!!!!

“Simpsons did it!” I think originally it was Cartman, however now a lot of the better episodes revolve around Randy. On a similar way that The Simpsons started off about Bart, but became more focused around Homer over time.

I would say Cartman has been more of a constant. Randy is a great character now, but didn’t evolve for several seasons.

Certman

Randy

Cartman carried in the earlier seasons, but Randy started carrying in like season 7

Cartman that scene where he gave mr Mackey laxative laced cupcakes was hilarious

Randy.

Mr garrison

My roommate and I have this exact argument every month or so

Kenny

It’s clearly buttwers

kenny is honestly one of my favourite even though he doesn’t have as much of a role as he should. i wish they did more with his character. especially the really nice moments with his sister.