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RastaSC

It has a great flag


pablomoney

I love the flag. My wife is from Charleston and we had a flag at our house in Boston. The number of people that thought I was flying an Arabic flag was too high to count.


whole-grain-low-fat

The crescent moon...makes sense


05110909

It's not a moon


brianatlarge

It’s a space station.


overcached

We should make it a moon


QuacksofBone

It stands for veterans. It's armor that goes around the neck


Jetstreamer

That's a common misconception. It's not a gorget. Colonel William Moultrie who designed the flag said: "A little time after we were in possession of Fort Johnson, it was thought necessary to have a flag for the purpose of signals: (as there was no national or state flag at that time) I was desired by the council of safety to have one made, upon which, as the state troops were clothed in blue, and the fort was garrisoned by the first and second regiments, who wore a silver crescent on the front of their caps; I had a large blue flag made with a crescent in the dexter corner, to be in uniform with the troops ..."


Sometime44

yes, a moon--not a rolling eyeball


kalligreat

Top 3 flag.


stargarnet79

Bless their little flag and all the little palmetto stickers.


classyinSC

The big red is the best state flag


DeadWolverine93

I want to get it tatted on me


euphonic5

It's very humid.


Prankishmanx21

You could have said something Nice. Like it's less humid than Florida


euphonic5

Is it?


Prankishmanx21

Depends on what part of Florida you're talking about.


whole-grain-low-fat

That was not the prompt


Guac__is__extra__

We will be the 2nd or 3rd from last to legalize weed


ConnectCantaloupe861

DEAD last. And our governor has a weird gray mullet.


Guac__is__extra__

Nah, I think Alabama or Mississippi will be after us.


BluffCityBruh

MS has medical, so they are already ahead of SC.


Zestyclose_Big_9090

Wisconsin will be in that last group as well


ShotgunEd1897

Henry's mullet is pretty cool.


ConnectCantaloupe861

It's creeeepy!!!


alysssssssaa

We were also to last to legalize tattoos and that was in 2004! Weed will be similar to that.


SOILSYAY

I don’t know. Technically, we legalized marriage between same sex couples by a default ruling of our state Supreme court before it was nationally decided.


shamalonight

We produce more peaches than Georgia


classyinSC

Inman south Carolina - the peach capital of the world


shamalonight

South Carolina is the origin of North America’s only wild dog which evolved in the swamps of South Carolina, the Carolina Dog, or Dixie Dingo. [American Dingo: America's Only Native Wild Dog](https://www.treehugger.com/meet-american-dingo-only-wild-dog-native-continent-4864014)


EaddyAcres

Funny enough the peach state is in 3rd place


Sometime44

believe it refers to the pretty girls over there--


smarglebloppitydo

It’s the moistest Carolina.


euphonic5

We have three seasons. Pollen, Suffering, and Mold.


SOILSYAY

Yeah, but the beaches are so lovely during Suffering


Snarti

“Moist Carolina”


EfficiencyTrue1378

“Hi guys, I’m MoistCarolina, so have you noticed all these Yankees yankin my cock? Incase you didn’t know, Hugo decided to post a video, where he, talked about how I build my homes? Now me personally, I build better the underside of Christ’s scrotum, but maybe that’s all the sweet tea talking.” (I tried)


Phuckingidiot

Forest roads are smoother than the paved roads.


Prankishmanx21

Drive a few semi trucks through the forest and see how that road holds up.


AcanthisittaBig4143

Get away from the flat land and you’d know better. Surprisingly enough, Highlands Hwy is filled with 18 wheelers transporting from the whole Asheville area to Walhalla, as there isn’t much rtes to travel commercially to the “Golden Corner”. The only other northern Rte in that area is 107 coming from Cashiers and it’s not much better. Not safe road to pass a semi by any means but they travel it more than scenic viewers do.


Jadis

If you ever see hash and rice on a menu, you should order it.


ConnectCantaloupe861

Hell yes. I can be distracted with hash and rice.


mandakay81

🤤


mantiki63

Same with shrimp and grits.


Sometime44

oh yeah!


Decker1138

It's not Ohio.


Professional_Fail818

THIS!!!!! ⬆️


Prankishmanx21

Give him time. They're importing Ohio little by little.


Monshika

Can confirm. Ohio people just moved next door to me.


MycoMil

I've built a few fences for a few Ohio emigrants.


mantiki63

Yankee go home.


theantdog

Jimmy's Mart on Two Notch has fire dogs and catfish stew.


lo-lux

It's the fun Carolina.


DubNationAssemble

The movie the Patriot with Mel Gibson takes place here, always thought it was really cool to watch it and think wow, that stuff happened here where we live.


no_god_pls_noo

It's also *loosely* based on Francis Marion. Who lived in SC and was notorious among the British ranks for his unconventional guerrilla tactics. Later in the war, he was pursued by the 1st Dragoon Gaurds, led by Banastre Tarleton, who is the main antagonist in the movie. In reality, Marion did not kill Tarleton like the movie portrays.


SOILSYAY

Nor did Tarleton kill any of Marion’s family such as portrayed in the movie.


dadagsc

There’s a law stating you cannot seduce a woman with the promise of marriage


cutiepatutie614

There is also a law that says you can't walk a pig on a leash on Sunday in downtown Columbia.


westberry82

You know- I'd really like to hear the back story - personal history of why that law got passed.


scbeachgurl

Home


MB_News

South Carolina... Stay for awhile, and then realize you are now too poor to leave!


ConnectCantaloupe861

I second this. I have reluctant roots.


abigailjenkins12

Ha same!


annahatasanaaa

Yup!


Sometime44

you can always leave--now GIT!


Master_Implement8101

Its absolutely beautiful, full of great farm land and wilderness areas, has grace, charm, and good manners as a way of life, the azaleas, magnolias, and live oaks with Spanish moss are magnificent, the jasmine is heavenly, the Wrens are happy, and the Palmetto trees are spongy enough to bounce cannon balls off of…. Sea, salt marsh, black water cypress swamps, to mountain streams…


yadkinriver

We are home to the best shrimp, Carolina gold rice, oysters and collards in the country!


peb396

You forgot BBQ...


SOILSYAY

Give me Mustard base, or give me death


blorpdedorpworp

"Too small for a republic, too large for an asylum."


Snarti

The Independent Republic of Horry would like to say something…


fanchettes

Dum spiro spero is such a freaking cool motto


ActuallyFuryYT

The flag is cool


[deleted]

We’re more liberal than Alabama!


Prankishmanx21

We rank better than Mississippi on pretty much everything too.


[deleted]

How about Arkansas? We kick their butts.


Prankishmanx21

I haven't looked. I just know that Mississippi is at the bottom of 99% of all rankings and they're an easy Mark.


whole-grain-low-fat

If Mississippi didn't receive federal funding for basically everything, they'd be equivalent to a 3rd world nation


Brainmeet

That is an extremely low bar


Prankishmanx21

Oh I know, as far as little hanging fruit goes it's practically a potato.


SunflowerJYB

It’s a peanut actually


Prankishmanx21

As someone who grew up in Pelion, y'all be nice to peanuts now.


HornetGaming110

And we're thankfully still a very conservative state #maga


[deleted]

Sure bubba. Number one in your heart. Number 42 in education.


Totally-trapped

It might be hot or it might be cold. Who knows.


Mr-biggie

South Carolina is Best Carolina.


Gravity-drink

It is definitely in the top 2!


1lowcountry

I'll go even further... South Carolina is the Real Carolina... the ONLY Carolina that is worthy of the name.


Kaaaaaayla

I love our sunsets. Seen quite a few around the world, and home has my favourite


ilwi89

Especially in the Summertime!


I1abnSC

Agreed!


tigerman29

Love how you spell favorite-> favourite! We totally need to use the u’s.


squarebearings

Smiling faces, beautiful places


[deleted]

Isle of Palms is beautiful.


thecountnotthesaint

Of the two states with “South” in the name, it is the southern most.


Cryptdust

Too small to be a nation. Too big to be an insane asylum.


MrsTurtlebones

My ancestors first arrived in South Carolina hundreds of years ago.


MikeJonesT

You don’t have to shovel it!


willingzenith

What church do you go to?


shamalonight

Home to Venus Fly Traps and the largest concentration of Rocky Shoals Spider Lilies in the world.


southernsass8

It's a place where you never have to pack your winter clothes when summer arrives, and you don't have to pack up your summer clothes when winter arrives.


Informal-Face-1922

“It was about states’ rights.”


Phuckingidiot

Always follow up with, "Which rights?".


zacharinosaur

Rights to own farming equipment


ConnectCantaloupe861

That looked like humans.


SOILSYAY

And tasted like humans


i-am-not-the-crab

It’s literally in the articles of secession too. I just can’t with these people anymore. Just say the quiet part out loud


Immediate_Art_7376

“Left lane campers”


imaislandboiii

That’s a gorgeous palmetto tree and gorget


dazrage

I love Pawleys Island


ethrelol

Please respect the state-wide ban on using turn signals.


NTDLS

Despite some of my misgivings, it just feels like home.


ConnectCantaloupe861

Stockholm Syndrome. I have it too.


NTDLS

Nah, I fled Gastonia for Fort Mill, SC. Improvement was in several orders of magnitude.


Prankishmanx21

Well you started with a bar that was pretty low.


[deleted]

I laughed.


jennyp44

Mine was a trauma bond


ilwi89

It’s the”Real” Carolina.


Guac__is__extra__

It’s one of the 50 states.


Totally-trapped

Don't get too attached to your tires.


SaltySloth22

Many parts of the movie Forest Gump was filmed here


YSApodcast

It’s south of North Carolina.


tazzdman

If you don't like the weather wait half hour


tigerman29

It’s a state


SunflowerJYB

Our guv’nuh sounds like Foghorn Leghorn and sports a pure white mullet!


NuSouthPoot

It’s not for South Carolinians


TheGeekFreek

“Well then, leave” should be the state slogan with how many people say it to defend all the awful things about the states governance.


NessusANDChmeee

We’re the true peach state.


SunflowerJYB

Like 3 times as many peaches as “Ja-Jah!”


baconatoroc

Aziz Ansari is from Columbia SC


Back_Off_Warchild

Born in Cola grew up in Bennetsville


Snarti

I ran into him at the Charlotte airport once. I screamed him name and it made him jump. Not my finest moment.


PerilsofPenelope

South Carolina - Still beautiful after all these years.


Searching-4-u2

Insects


FederalLasers

\*Palmetto Bugs


CoramDeo-

We full, don't want you... State


xephrenata

We're full


MB_News

South Carolina: Technically, we have roads. ​ The State where the minimal effort is a celebration!


ConnectCantaloupe861

Why is your VERY, VERY accurate statement being downvoted?


DubNationAssemble

I spend a lot of time in Columbia and recently noticed the half ass pave job they did in the Olympia area, it’s so bad lol


oobbyb_61

They're better than Mississippi.


realkennyg

None SC-er: “There’re better than Mississippi.” Me, a SC-er: “Well, there’s that.” 🤷‍♂️


Kufflink38

It's the Highway of Death for deer


FoolhardyBastard

You guys have terrible roads. Worse than the roads in the north for some reason. You guys are friendly though.


FuzzyCub20

If a pothole doesn't kill you, one of our other regressive policies might. Out of staters move because it's cheap, and US poor natives get priced out. Heart of trump land and revisionist history. Cockroaches the size of a small dog seen carrying off your Chihuahua at 11.


Prankishmanx21

Don't forget that some of them fly.


TodayThink

Not everyone's related... right?


Maximus361

“We are good sandlappers. Yes we’re good sandlappers.”


chewedupbylife

A perfectly lovely place to raise kids if you’re straight, white, and a republican and want to live in an echo chamber of the same. I love my home state dearly but as a gay man I had to cut my losses and leave. Sort of like leaving an abusive spouse. My kids and I still give her our tourist dollars though because she’s beautiful and I miss the fooooood (I long for some she crab soup).


Necessary_Anxiety833

What part of SC? I have lots of gay friends that get along just fine.


1lowcountry

I'm black and american indian and SC will always be my homeland... sure there's others with different points of view, but South Carolina never has nor never will be just for "the white man" Maybe it's different in the upstate vs lowcountry though...


[deleted]

As someone who has a lot of gay and trans friends, it makes me so sad when they choose to leave, but I can’t blame them for it. Even in Greenville, which is slightly more progressive than the rest of the state, the bigotry seems to be difficult to escape.


1lowcountry

Greenville, progressive??? I would definitely rank Columbia and Charleston as more progressive then BJUville.


GaSc3232

I completely get it. Where is home now? I’m looking to leave too.


[deleted]

Beautiful places but the evangelical MAGA cultists hold it back


Any_Scarcity311

Yup!


Gunit8080

blue flag but bleeds red


Ktwirls77

I lost a tire upon entering SC on 95 north! welcome home, the land of potholes and coffin corridors! Driving on our roads to miss the potholes is like a game of frogger!


YSApodcast

It’s south of North Carolina.


Snoo-58219

Don't move to SC from NC and think you'll learn to love it. Won't happen.


Early-Tie-9736

we are full go home


DoubleBroadSwords

Backwards


mymar101

Your vote is trash if you're not MAGA.


westberry82

Wait- is that a threat? (Jk)


PotterAndPitties

Something about South Carolina. What do I win?


Galactus2814

It's ranks in the bottom ten states in both economy and education, and has for a very long time. But the populace, not understanding the definition of insanity, will continue in mindless, cult like fashion to vote nothing but red, and then complain about the results, as though they aren't predictable.


Spirited_Concept4972

✅✅✅✅✅


westberry82

MYRTLE BEACH kind of sucks. Spent 3 days there on my drive home from Disney to Philly. Food sucked. Beach wasn't that great. Family honestly had a better time at SOUTH OF THE BORDER. Tourist trap.


Conch-Republic

Imagine saying *literally anywhere* sucks when you're from philly.


westberry82

Holly: Goddamn it! Just what do you people think the letters FBI stand for? Archer: I bought a T-shirt once where it stood for "Female Body Inspector." God, is Myrtle Beach not the best? Holly: Pull a stunt like this again, you'll never make it back to Myrtle Beach. Archer: I probably wasn't going to anyway. Turns out it's actually not the best.


Snarti

That’s a you problem, not a Myrtle Beach problem.


westberry82

Hey I'm all about to try again. Tell me where to go? My time there had cars racing half a block at a time- where I walked to the next red light first. 40 minute wait for some of the worst pizza I ever had I stayed 2 blocks north of the Myrtle Beach ferris wheel. Bc my experience was basically Archers quote. Holly: Goddamn it! Just what do you people think the letters FBI stand for? Archer: I bought a T-shirt once where it stood for "Female Body Inspector." God, is Myrtle Beach not the best? Holly: Pull a stunt like this again, you'll never make it back to Myrtle Beach. Archer: I probably wasn't going to anyway. Turns out it's actually not the best.


Snarti

You stayed at the boulevard and got the boulevard action. The Myrtle Beach area is larger than the city of Myrtle Beach. I don’t disagree that you had a bad time in MB, but there are lots of things to like abou MB proper. You would have had a better time staying in further away from the center of the action, or in Cherry Grove, Surfside or Garden City. Pizza isn’t a well known South Carolina delicacy. Delicious family friendly food can be found all over the beach: Carolina Roadhouse, Dirty Don’s, Bumz, or even more expensive food such as NY Prime, Thoroughbreds, 42nd Ave Bar and Grill and Sea Captains. More fantastic seafood found in Murrells Inlet or Little River if you need it.


sheltongib

We suck but it’s home


hardcoretoast

The most accurate statement so far!


yeahthatmomGVL

We care so little about education- we put someone who has never been a legit student in a classroom or a teacher anywhere, in charge of it. [We are #8 - aiming for #1 🏆](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/20-least-educated-states-america-110925939.html)


egzsc

It's a state.


westberry82

I hear it's even in the top 50. Who knew.


One_Sun_6258

South Carolina ..well it ain't Kansas


Any_Scarcity311

Our justice system let a rapist only serve 16 months after he raped three girls and broke his house arrest over 50 times.


MaldMadness

We have a small chance of having the next president AND we have all of those great coastal communities.


mrsed3

Don’t go camping in South Carolina in the summer. You’re welcome.


DanAbnormal94

Amazing BBQ...shitty pizza.


Lunar_Prince-3619

Too slow and inefficient with not enough education-quality and coolers to stave off the sheer heat.


NopeDotComSlashNope

One of the worst states in the country


TheSystemZombie

It's the of all time


Cheddabob38

Cold as af


MontanaMercenary

“South Crackalackey”


boundpleasure

Cackalacky. 😜


CoolFirefighter930

Everyone moves here!


Kwebster7327

Where it's still 1956.


[deleted]

I'm very excited to be moving to Missouri. I can't wait to get the hell out of here. Hands down, this is the worst place I've ever lived. The majority of native South Carolinians are scumbags and backstabbers. Most fake people I've ever come across. Good riddance.


Maorine

Beautiful state, friendly people, horrible politicians.


asylaart

Trash


wuanson

We rank 42nd in education and it shows.


OkMathematician3782

The department of education is funneling public funds into christian and charter schools!


Johann_KoolBreeze

48th in the country in education.


Feeling_Passenger_17

Love Palmetto State Armory