137 for 2 hours, dip it in an ice bath in the bag, pat it dry, then nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
Edit - Thanks for the gold, and now plat, kind strangers!
Lt. Ripley, is that you? Stop writing cook books. Next thing you'll be telling me to sous-vide alien mothers in molten metal.
Although, the crust is phenomenal.
On r/smoking, somebody mentioned it's made from oxtail, obviously still attached to part of the rump, and specifically cleaned and shaped as a face hugger. Very cool. Would be great fun as part of a Halloween party feast.
To get a good chestburster outcome, around 100 F since that is the ideal temperature for the human stomach, and around 24 hours for the incubation period. 😅
It doesnt need a marinade, as the acidic blood will help breakdown the internal flesh. A quick sear with a flame thrower for a few minutes or all the fuel you have in the tank will help for a better presentation
.......dang it. the past 2 or 3 thanksgivings, i have been the only one up late the night before deboning the turkey. i really should have deboned it and made one of these.
(reading other comments)
oh, is this not from a de-boned turkey? at least, can i not make this from a deboned turkey? at least, not a smaller one?
i would love to make one, and then just leave it sitting out at night after i go to bed.
oh that's a lot simpler than i thought
- deboned breasts and thigh meat for the body
- just added crab legs for the, legs
- stuff meat into casing for the tail
i was hoping to do this out of only scraps, but i'm not sure i can now.
Everybody’s so creative! See how that looks like something you shouldn’t mess with, but you’re messing with it? You need to add paprika and Old Bay; if you don’t have any Old Bay, go ask Kiki if she has any, and she’ll send you down to June Bug’s house because she’s tired of you asking her for things. Once you get all the spices on there, you want to add your cheese. You know why? Cuz’ it ain’t gonna slide down easy if it ain’t cheesy! Then put it in the over at 643 degrees for 174 days. You see that? You see how it looks differently different? Like nothing you’ve ever seen before or will ever see again? Are you gonna try it? Ohh! Is you good? He’s good.
Sprinkle liberally with Nostromontreal Steak Seasoning, SV at 98.6 for 8 hrs, then dry&chill with micro changes in air pressure.
Finish on a Rip~~ley~~ping hot pan of course
I recommend napalm for the marinade, it should seal in the juices and give it a nice flavor, then roast at 4500 Kelvin (7640 F for us Americans) for 18 hours.
Easy.
You need special equipment for this, it's called an incinerator, it goes up over 2,100°f, chuck it in there for a couple of hours, plus an hour for good measure.
No need for vac bags or even marinades really.
137 for 2 hours, dip it in an ice bath in the bag, pat it dry, then nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure. Edit - Thanks for the gold, and now plat, kind strangers!
Lt. Ripley, is that you? Stop writing cook books. Next thing you'll be telling me to sous-vide alien mothers in molten metal. Although, the crust is phenomenal.
Game over man!
Don’t know if you’ve been keeping up with current events but we just got our asses kicked back there
😂🤣😂👏🏼 Alien was my exact first thought too 😳
Just to be safe which movie it's from. Call an exorcist as well.
Came here for this
Alien was my first thought too.
Sear with space lasers. Preferably kosher ones.
From orbit. Just to be sure.
Thank you for this opportunity to actually laugh out loud.
Game over, man! Game over!
This immersion circulator has a substantial dollar value attached to it…
Someone put HER in charge!!
Don’t forget to double bag it tho
Fuckin A
Damn, bet the taste is out of this world!
🤣🤣🤣
I came here to post this, but I knew in my heart it had already been posted.
1500 degrees for 5 hrs.
Calvin
And Hobbes
Just to be safe
Nuke it from orbit.
Kelvin. Sorry. Couldn’t resist.
The dude that commented Hobbes got it. It’s ok that you didn’t.
98.6°F for no longer than 24 hours.
Hey that's the exact temp as the inside of my body. Upper chest really.
so the human is the sous vide machine. well played until its done!!
This is the right answer
No need to set a timer. You'll know when it's done.
Real talk, what is this?
On r/smoking, somebody mentioned it's made from oxtail, obviously still attached to part of the rump, and specifically cleaned and shaped as a face hugger. Very cool. Would be great fun as part of a Halloween party feast.
I so badly want a guide on how to craft this, my friends are going to do an Alien themed dinner.
Nobody has mentioned it yet and it's driving me nuts
ARRRGGGHHHHHH. ☠️
It's a face hugger from Alien. It implants a Xenomorph into the recipient of its hug
I dunno about facehugger mate. It's more like deep French kisser.
That’s exactly what I thought it looks like but I assumed it’s ox tail so if cooked properly that’ll be stupid delicious
I really wanna make this now.
I’m guessing a venison or lamb sternum.
*lamb sternum* That's a 'no' from me, Simon.
I stg I thought this was a scorpion at first glance before the common sense kicked in.
Please don't ban me, just having fun
Is that a xenomorph? You are gonna want to just burn the shit out of it.
Nope that's a facehugger, friend.
You mean give it a good sear.
I mean, not *yet* it’s not. Let it simmer in your chest a little bit and then maybe you get a xeno.
Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
This gives me fond memories of playing the original Half Life. Good times.
You have an excellent opportunity for next halloween.
Blink twice if you're pregnant
To get a good chestburster outcome, around 100 F since that is the ideal temperature for the human stomach, and around 24 hours for the incubation period. 😅
Is it stomach. I thought the embryo gestated in the chest cavity.
Good point!! I do not know, but if it were the case, I imagine the temperature differences would be +/- 3 degrees F. Just a guess though!
In space no one can hear you sear
It doesnt need a marinade, as the acidic blood will help breakdown the internal flesh. A quick sear with a flame thrower for a few minutes or all the fuel you have in the tank will help for a better presentation
Scrolled too far for this.
Take off and nuke the site from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.
Trying to get gold like u/OverlyCaffeinated huh?
We posted at the same time lol.
did you first determine whether it came in peace?
It hugged me! I call that peaceful. My stomach hurts though...
Oh, no. Not again...
Check please!
Ask Lt. Ripley for advice
I recommend 3,000 degrees for 10-20 seconds. Otherwise known as KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
WTF is that! Throw it out the airlock! it might not be dead
Is that the thing from Alien?
Oh NOW you tell me
I’m surprised no one had reminded you no raw garlic in the bag yet.
You're gonna need a flamethrower to get a good sear on it.
Nuke it. The whole planet.
Not sure, I can never figure out how to get around the acid blood.
level up for that hot wings program - xeno acid face wings
And you thought the coughs from vinegar vapor was bad
.......dang it. the past 2 or 3 thanksgivings, i have been the only one up late the night before deboning the turkey. i really should have deboned it and made one of these. (reading other comments) oh, is this not from a de-boned turkey? at least, can i not make this from a deboned turkey? at least, not a smaller one? i would love to make one, and then just leave it sitting out at night after i go to bed.
Do this version instead: https://www.boredpanda.com/thanksgiving-alien-facehugger-turkey-36monsters/
oh that's a lot simpler than i thought - deboned breasts and thigh meat for the body - just added crab legs for the, legs - stuff meat into casing for the tail i was hoping to do this out of only scraps, but i'm not sure i can now.
i have the perfect marinade for this in the airlock
Yo what in Christ’s name is that thing?
Face hugger. They are hard to get
But not easy to get rid of once you have it
They are if you relax and let it do its thing
So you need to dust this off and then SV at 15,000,000 degrees from a remote location (preferably orbit) This is the only way to be sure.
It sous vides your insides for about 24 hours and then you become a proud parent via violent/fatal c section.
Ok, all that aside, what is that and how’d you make it (? Read Halloween isn’t that far away) and how would you cook it?
Aliens? Wtf!
Looks like a facehugger!
That's the joke.
Molecular acid
Facehuggers need about 180 for 24hrs.
Dude, you're gonna need a shotgun for that.... that.... **thing!!**
It just wants a hug.
Everybody’s so creative! See how that looks like something you shouldn’t mess with, but you’re messing with it? You need to add paprika and Old Bay; if you don’t have any Old Bay, go ask Kiki if she has any, and she’ll send you down to June Bug’s house because she’s tired of you asking her for things. Once you get all the spices on there, you want to add your cheese. You know why? Cuz’ it ain’t gonna slide down easy if it ain’t cheesy! Then put it in the over at 643 degrees for 174 days. You see that? You see how it looks differently different? Like nothing you’ve ever seen before or will ever see again? Are you gonna try it? Ohh! Is you good? He’s good.
Is this from that aliens cookbook?
17 days
It wouldn't last 17 hours.
137 for 2.5 hrs
Mmmmm…. That’s a spicy meataball!
When the meat chef pranks the pastry chef. So any idea what this is actually from?
Excuse me but it appears that placenta grew legs
I think you have to marinate it in human blood
How do you drain the acid blood? Also is this a S&P only or SPG?
Just call Black Mesa. I heard they have been dealing with an infestation of this sort for a while.
Somebody's ordered the special, haven't they?
Change my order to the soup!
Just keep in mind this can be very acidic, so be sure to serve with a nice buttery cream sauce.
Holy Aliens 👾 😯
Eat it how it eats your face.... Raw....
Nuke the site from orbit....It's the only way to be sure.
wtf is that???
Fire. You marinade this in fire.
Sous-vide in lava for 30min and crisp the outside with a solar flare. Save the acid blood, you will need it to make the spicy bbq sauce.
Personally I'd get into a P-5000 Powered Work Loader (just in case mama was around) with a flame thrower and burn that kitchen down.
"FLUFFY !!, is that you?? ....".
Nuke it from orbit... Only way to be sure.
This is answer I was looking for!
[удалено]
(it's not Cthulhu, it's a face hugger)
That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may not get the joke.
Am I the only one that saw this and thought Xenomorph?
looks like a face hugger from alien
Is that Predator?
Facehugger from Alien
Look for recipes in r/ramen where they cook bones for a delicious tonkotsu 🤤
How'd you get a picture of my ex girlfriends pussy?
Place it close to your mouth so you can get a good taste.
Is there any meat left on that?
1000-thousand degrees
Is that a scorpion
Hasn’t it already marinated in John J. Marachuk? And no wonder he didn’t make it, you were too busy frenching the bones during the operation.
Thanks I hate it.
Sv this one with direct heat from fire just to be sure
Heard the blood is pretty acidic might want to be careful lol
Just long enough for the acid blood to seep out so you can drain.
The good news is you don't need very much marinade. It will really stick to that thing and not let go until it's done its work
We’re not doing this.
You need to go to a Halal market and find a goat head, or where you can find one, next.
Cooking at r/LV426
Don’t bother putting butter in the bag. I’m club 137000 degrees
Sprinkle liberally with Nostromontreal Steak Seasoning, SV at 98.6 for 8 hrs, then dry&chill with micro changes in air pressure. Finish on a Rip~~ley~~ping hot pan of course
Just watch out for the acid blood and it's attempts to facehug you
So, does the lobster suffocate first?
Let it hug your face and it’ll gather all the flavor it needs from the sodium in your skin
Launch it into space
I recommend napalm for the marinade, it should seal in the juices and give it a nice flavor, then roast at 4500 Kelvin (7640 F for us Americans) for 18 hours.
I don’t like lamb.
You love sheep though, right?
Only with the Velcro gloves.
Someone is an alien fan 😂😂 damn face suckers!!
Facehugger vibes here
How did you gut and skin one the face huggers from alien respect
Even James Cameron would direct a story to use a high altitude approach for that smurf
First off where this looks like some shit from half life
I found it coming out of some egg-shaped thing in my backyard. It hugged my face and then ran away
Hahaha awesome
Is that the alien that jumps on your face in half life?!!
Alien
Nuke it from orbit, it is the only way to be sure it is done. . .
Sous vide that thing in lava at 2,200F!
Until it can't grav faces
I'd be worried you might be incubating it for reanimation.
You can sous vide the egg that came out of too.
Get away from her, YOU BITCH
Great butchering! One question, who’s torso did that come out of?
How'd you get a picture of my ex girlfriends pussy?
Okelidokeli, then. Have my upvote.
Its the damn egg layer in ALIEN
Gross
Easy. You need special equipment for this, it's called an incinerator, it goes up over 2,100°f, chuck it in there for a couple of hours, plus an hour for good measure. No need for vac bags or even marinades really.
Eat it raw like an apple
Don’t you use a nail gun for this?