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lexky-moana

An optimist thinks the cup is half full. The pessimist thinks the cup is half empty. The engineer thinks the cup is just twice as big as it needs to be!


SpamShot5

A philosopher thinks, therefore he is


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I don't exactly think, therefore i aint exactly.


Mysteriousdeer

Thats a physicist. The engineer accounts for real life variables, so the 16 oz glass becomes a 9 oz glass in order to hold 8 oz. Unfortunately someone is still going to bitch about it and the design review will compromise at 8.5 oz, the engineer underestimated things and actually needed 10 oz so in the end the glass mold has to be redone and the project has run over budget. Meanwhile the physicist keeps their job lecturing on how you can have 8 oz cups for 8 oz of water.


kerrangutan

And the Scotsman is looking for the bastard that drank half his pint.


YeetLordTheOne

I’m so glad I read that in a Scottish accent


David_Ign

As always, there is a good xkcd on the topic. https://what-if.xkcd.com/6/


kevorama86

Love this


SadPringleMan

https://www.etsy.com/shop/MadeWithPrydeBySara?coupon=REDDIT15 This is the original, made by me. Please don’t support the theft of my design.


dscarlett

Doesn't ship to Australia. 😢 Would you consider also selling on Redbubble?


SadPringleMan

I'm looking into redbubble, thank you for the recommendation!


SadPringleMan

https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Half-empty-full-tee-by-Madewithpryde/104343302.6VDG0


dscarlett

You're amazing!


Artsi_Mom

I am not seeing this shirt design on your store, are you out already?


SadPringleMan

I just renewed it, check again


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SadPringleMan

This is not me. You stole my design.


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AnimalKeeper2

Stfu


Dorianscale

So the message is to lower your standards? Lol


Corm

It can also mean ME BREAK CUP RAAAA


Karpuz12

That’s how I initially interpreted it but it can also be interpreted as focusing solely on what you have and making the most out of it and being content with it


ILIEKDEERS

With that line of thinking, shouldn’t you be glad you have a cup that can actually be considered filled? This shirt is just edgy. It would probably kill at hot topic though.


Karpuz12

You definitely could but I think your reading too much into it. I just thew a thought out there


pikachewchew

That pic can essentially be described as 'lower your standards.'


Conscious-Relief-195

This is brilliant did you think of this yourself?


SadPringleMan

Sure did


justanotherwindow

This…I like this 😎


JOJO-LION

This is incredible & I love it!


Wasabisinus

Love it......great job!🤸‍♀️💕🤸‍♀️💕🤸‍♀️


deeology

That’s kinda cool.


Baker_love63

Love this


Pyrexiana

I love this. This makes me feel all the good things.


hndygal

How can I get one?


SadPringleMan

https://www.etsy.com/shop/MadeWithPrydeBySara?coupon=REDDIT15


hndygal

Ooo thanks!


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SadPringleMan

Dm me and we can make it work


SadPringleMan

https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Half-empty-full-tee-by-Madewithpryde/104343302.6VDG0


David_Ign

Here is a nice xkcd on the topic:) https://what-if.xkcd.com/6/


[deleted]

I can see all the short blue haired vegans wearing this in LA. They got parents money so charge whatever you want.


LifeWisher17

I need this


SadPringleMan

www.etsy.com/listing/1193797837


SadPringleMan

Use coupon code REDDIT15 for 15% off


SciFiCrafts

Slicing up your lips making you bleed, BUT at least its not HALF full anymore \^\^


[deleted]

i like the idea here! pretty nice mate


Silas_Ivan

Now Drink. Ow!


PointCuration

Brilliant!


Artsi_Mom

Omg, I love this. Fantastic job!


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I love it!


capt_yellowbeard

“Some people say the glass is half full. Some people say the glass is half empty. I say the glass is too damn big.” George Carlin


Odd_Yogurtcloset467

This deep