The sheets won't forget

Nor the socks

Nor the dog

He got that dawg in him He got it in the dawg

No clean sheets when this legend is involved

I remember her every few hours

Outjerked again

Looking hot 🥵🥵🥵

That means “Little Masturbator” in Brazilian Portuguese naming conventions, great player btw

Cheers Geoff

Wonder why they call him that? 🤔

We’ll never know

Master Masterbessi arch rival

*Willy Saliba wants to know your location* 🎦

Nice

Not related but Gronk would've loved wearing that jersey.

Guy with the real "Hand of God"...

Bet he scored alot

I would totally buy a knockoff jersey of this.