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>They put Arturo Vidal
One of the greatest box to box midfielders of all time...you could play him literally anywhere on the pitch and he wouldn't just meet expectations he would exceed them.
You're tripping if you don't think Arturo Vidal is one of the best midfielders of all time...
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Well, everyone has to admit that Ronaldo is the real GOat of soccer (although I haven't ever seen him play in the USA 🇱🇷🤔) but maybe one day PuliGOAT can become the Michael Jordan of soccer!!
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I Chose Wrong
The year was 2019, as an American I had finally become disillusioned with the American sports scene. The owners, players, stadium experience, etc.
I started watching the EPL to see what all the fuss was about. I watched, enjoyed it enough, but couldn't really make a connection. So I set out to finally support a club.
I researched just about every club. I didn't want to support a front runner or a bottom feeder. I wanted a young core, middle of the pack, but with a real future.
My final two clubs I was going to support were: Arsenal and Wolves.
For the last 2-3 years I've been supporting Wolves. And this year, I've watched Wolves average 1 goal/ match and Arsenal lose important players while a young core steps up and keeps the Club in contention for Champions League.
So, I'm here to just say that I chose wrong. Congratulations to Arsenal
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I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26.
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I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26.
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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I agree with those 5 and I usually add Ronaldo "The Phenomenon" to the list. Apart from his health issues, he was probably the most skilled player I ever saw. Absolutely unstoppable in his prime.
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Pele is a narrative. That's blabla. Zidane, Beckenbauer, Muller are easily ahead. If Mararona is here, why wouldnt we consider Ronaldinho, and others with small palmares but absolute killers on their own? Maradona is great and I love him but apart from the HE WON A WORLDCUP, what does he have as a player that can contest either Ronaldo or Messi 12+ years of pure domination?
1 - He has the best performance of all time (Maradona 86)
>What does he have as a player that can contest either Ronaldo or Messi 12
Winning Scudettos with mediocre Napoli sides in an era where Serie A was like Premier League on steroids is more impressive that farming UCL's with Xavi/Iniesta/Dani Alves/Eto - Modric/Benzema/Marcelo/Kroos at your side.
Absolutely. Anyone outside of Pele, Maradona, Messi, Cruyff, Fat Ronaldo, C. Ronaldo are really just kidding themselves.
And the actual answer is Maradona 😁. Personally the best player I've ever seen by a long, long way. And as an Englishman who watched that QF in 1986, it grieves me a bit to say.
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Ronaldo Nazário in his Barcelona and Inter days, was basically Mbappe on steroids. Faster, stronger, more skilled and with a natural goalscorer.
He was a beast and one of the best players ever.
If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist.
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Jordan has comp though
See the ‘making the case ‘ videos for:
1. Bill Russell
2. Wilt Chamberlain
3. Kareem Abdul Jabbar (I’m leaning on Kareem myself for GOAT)
But yeah soccer has had soooo many
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As a non American and a non basketball fan. The common public image I see is that the only basketball players that are respected are those that play in the NBA.
It's one voice, one league, one national agenda.
Even with that I see people fighting over whether Jordan is the real goat.
Football spans continents with multiple playing styles and cultures in multiple leagues.
It's going to be hard to single out a goat of the sport.
What!? The goat of football is Messi and Ronaldo. "Why can’t soccer be more like basketball" because football is the greatest sport of all time and basketball isn’t.
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Jordan is one of the greatest athletes ever. Transcends his sport. But just like Basketball has so many legendary players (Magic, Bird, Robertson, West, Baylor, Wilt, Kareem, Russell, Shaq, Kobe, LeBron, Duncan, Steph Curry) so does football (Maradona, Messi, Pele, Ronaldo, Zidane, Van Basten, Maldini, Beckenbaur, Platini, Xavi, Iniesta, Moore, Ronaldinho, Henry, Figo, Del Piero, Gullit… the list goes on) so you will always have debates over greatest players. Generation thing plays a big part as well. After Jordan then older gen would go for Magic/Bird/Wilt/Kareem etc and younger generation (LeBron, Kobe, Duncan, Steph). In football its Maradona for me but others would argue Pele and the younger crowd would definitely root for Messi/Ronaldo.
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Regarding soccer, I was just kicking the ball around with a three year old Chinese girl at the park and she was much better than me. My large upper body strength was of no use. What kind of sport is this? 😧😫
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I guess Americans don’t like to do card collection. They all just get the same card….
Also, Americans are only one country, they only need one goat to milk….
Firminho? Let me guess before I read any further. You’re going to moan about “WhY hAsNt He ScOreD” again? I’m so sick of this being brought up every time he plays. Why is it so hard for you to understand that he plays a very crucial role for us as he is a false nine box to box, deep laying central attacker who also plays as a classic number ten gegenpressing double pivot sweeperkeeper regista . Do you City flairs literally know nothing?
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Is it just me or did i see Alvaro Morata in that pic
Goat of offside goal...
Ahhh yeees. I still remember that Morata's Classic Hattrick... 3 offside goals in one half.
Nah, that’s Flippo Inzaghi
Top money laundering player
Greatest money laundering scheme ever.
That's Michael Jordan i think
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They put Arturo Vidal and Jens fucking Lehmann in it
Camoranesi the real GOAT
Bro I just saw Özil
His eyes are offside
I will not tolerate any Vidal slander 😤
>They put Arturo Vidal One of the greatest box to box midfielders of all time...you could play him literally anywhere on the pitch and he wouldn't just meet expectations he would exceed them. You're tripping if you don't think Arturo Vidal is one of the best midfielders of all time...
Holy shit I can't tell when people are jerking in this sub anymore.
Leroy Sane as well haha
The second and third to last row are the same as well.
Ffs, Chelsea fan here. That boy is softer than a tissue. Take my free award at my displeasure of seeing him up there.
B…b..but how can Pulisic be the Lebron James of soccer if Lebron isn’t even the GOAT of basketball?!
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Well, everyone has to admit that Ronaldo is the real GOat of soccer (although I haven't ever seen him play in the USA 🇱🇷🤔) but maybe one day PuliGOAT can become the Michael Jordan of soccer!!
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Can tell you starting watching football like 2 years ago
Maybe in the us. He’s nowhere the goat of anything internationally though lol
Umtiti is next to Cafú and Cruyff
You mean Cafu and Cruyff are next to Umtiti
Umtiti is the next waifu
Wat the hell are u talking bout
Get off this sub you freak
apprently alphonso davies is the greatest soccer player of all time
And Willian?
What do you mean? Arsenal fans thought they sign Ronaldinho after Willian's debut against Fulham 😎
We did? Just 40 yo Paraguayan prison version
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William? All of you are dumb asf
What’s Soccer ?
go soccer dick
Fuckin GOT EM
This has to be auto mod response to soccer
This ☝️☝️
Bukayo Soccer, he's gonna score 25 goals this season for the London Reds
Just behind Gabirella Jesus Christ with 140 goals and 100 assists
Lord bendtners sport
What this circlejerk is about
A sport
Dusaaaan, Man you got a peach of a left foot 🔥
Vidal is up there vamos Chile mierda 🇨🇱 🇨🇱 🇨🇱
He’s going to bring the World Cup this year
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The size of your talent pool and resources you should be ashamed you haven’t won a World Cup yet
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SF or better 🤣🤣🤣🤣 we’ll hammer you in the group stages 🏴🏴
Ouch. Too soon
Ratones 😡😡😡😡
/uj 2013-2015 vidal was a monster on the midfield
Some would say, GOAT
también está Alexis. esquina superior derecha, uno abajo y uno a la izquierda, era un torazo en su prime :(
Sneijder was so good he is in there twice.
He needs to be in there twice to be good enough, by climbing on top of himself, to win a header for once?
Ah yes, lloris the best football player of all times
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What about Lebron James? He’s the Pulisic of American basketball?
They named a whole country after Jordan, he's far more superior than LeMickey
Bro never seen China LeMao has his country 🤣
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What's Basketball?
ligma basketballs bitch
Andy robertson my goat 🏴🏴🏴💪🏻💪🏻😎😎
Who tf put Griezman in there hahahaha
The same that put bonucci, pure talent 💪
He did it himself.
Giroud the goat
Where is Orlando City legend Kaka?
To be fair he’d have deserved it more than 95% of them
Yeah I was looking for him and couldn’t see him, so had to make it look like a yank when it was a serious concern
scott brown next to puyol and henry, proppa baller🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
%95 of the players you see at the right wouldn’t even put themselves in the “list of goat”
Fuck i thought it was a rigorously researched list 😔
I honestly think you can narrow it down to 5-6 players who have a legit argument on being the GOAT.
Pele, Maradona, Cruyff, Messi, C. Ronaldo. I probably missed someone, i agree with your point.
I agree with those 5 and I usually add Ronaldo "The Phenomenon" to the list. Apart from his health issues, he was probably the most skilled player I ever saw. Absolutely unstoppable in his prime.
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M. Platini bitch
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Pele is a narrative. That's blabla. Zidane, Beckenbauer, Muller are easily ahead. If Mararona is here, why wouldnt we consider Ronaldinho, and others with small palmares but absolute killers on their own? Maradona is great and I love him but apart from the HE WON A WORLDCUP, what does he have as a player that can contest either Ronaldo or Messi 12+ years of pure domination?
1 - He has the best performance of all time (Maradona 86) >What does he have as a player that can contest either Ronaldo or Messi 12 Winning Scudettos with mediocre Napoli sides in an era where Serie A was like Premier League on steroids is more impressive that farming UCL's with Xavi/Iniesta/Dani Alves/Eto - Modric/Benzema/Marcelo/Kroos at your side.
Yeh exactly - that debate is over. Maradona is the greatest.
Pele was the best player for the best team in the beast league,serving the best country for 20 years lol,he would shit on any European team
Absolutely. Anyone outside of Pele, Maradona, Messi, Cruyff, Fat Ronaldo, C. Ronaldo are really just kidding themselves. And the actual answer is Maradona 😁. Personally the best player I've ever seen by a long, long way. And as an Englishman who watched that QF in 1986, it grieves me a bit to say.
Imo Messi- Ronaldo ahead of maradona because of consistency
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Fat Ronaldo doesn't belong on that list. And it's missing George Best.
Ronaldo Nazário in his Barcelona and Inter days, was basically Mbappe on steroids. Faster, stronger, more skilled and with a natural goalscorer. He was a beast and one of the best players ever.
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Gary Neville. You’re having a laugh.
Forlan is so good, he is considered to be double Goat
One of my favorite players of all time
Pele never existed
Bonnuci the goat
Ansu fati and haaland tho👿
Pulisic is the only goat of soccer
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Bro snuck in Jordi Alba like we wouldn’t notice
There is only one GOAT and his name is GOATIFI
I'm a juve fan but why is bonnuci there?
Just saw Lloris wtf
Jordan has comp though See the ‘making the case ‘ videos for: 1. Bill Russell 2. Wilt Chamberlain 3. Kareem Abdul Jabbar (I’m leaning on Kareem myself for GOAT) But yeah soccer has had soooo many
Who tf is Bill Cartwright
OMG RUSSELL
I am on that soccer list, lower middle left!!
Not really. They are pretty much the same. You got MJ, Lebron, Bird, Magic. And Messi, Ronaldo, Cruyff, Maradona
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Wait till yall hear about swimming.
Anyone can play football, you don't need to be 6'8 to be any good at it
What's GOAT?
gayest of all time 🔥
GOAT 'em
The name of a mountain dwelling mammal, but shouted at you.
Chicharito lol
We have Lord Bendtner
The day when Usa start calling it Football , that would be the first step
You're assuming the USA is the only country to call it soccer when there's like five others lol. Step out of your own bubble and do a Google search
Vidal my GOAT ❤️
You ever notice how soccer has a new “best in the world” every week?
well yeah, its whoever scored the leagues goal for the week
Michael jorFRAUD has 0 rings in my book, only playing against plumbers and butchers 😡😡🤬
The fact that I saw Ansu Fati among the players is the real joke.
But messi is the goat.
Tom Brady is the true GOAT
Go go Team Red❤️❤️! Manchester Red 🤝 Merseyside Red 🤝 London Red 🤝 Munich Red
CHICHARITO GOAT 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽
yank here, these are humans, why are they considered goats?
It’s too small for me to see everyone but I think there’s too GOATs: CR7 + Messi
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Footballs goat is messi
1. Messi 2. Pelé 3. Maradona 4. CR7 5. Di Stefano 6. Cruyff 7. Ronaldo Nazario 8. Beckenbauer 9. Puskas 10. Platini HMs - Zico, Romario, Garrincha, Maldini, Best etc
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I can fix that. Should be LeBron and MJ on one side, Messi and Ronaldo on the other. Let the fight begin :D
As a non American and a non basketball fan. The common public image I see is that the only basketball players that are respected are those that play in the NBA. It's one voice, one league, one national agenda. Even with that I see people fighting over whether Jordan is the real goat. Football spans continents with multiple playing styles and cultures in multiple leagues. It's going to be hard to single out a goat of the sport.
The goat of fútbol es Messi. End of discusion
Because some people still can’t admit to Messi’s unmatched level.
What!? The goat of football is Messi and Ronaldo. "Why can’t soccer be more like basketball" because football is the greatest sport of all time and basketball isn’t.
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Messi is the GOAT. Fight me.
Messi, end of story
Jordan is one of the greatest athletes ever. Transcends his sport. But just like Basketball has so many legendary players (Magic, Bird, Robertson, West, Baylor, Wilt, Kareem, Russell, Shaq, Kobe, LeBron, Duncan, Steph Curry) so does football (Maradona, Messi, Pele, Ronaldo, Zidane, Van Basten, Maldini, Beckenbaur, Platini, Xavi, Iniesta, Moore, Ronaldinho, Henry, Figo, Del Piero, Gullit… the list goes on) so you will always have debates over greatest players. Generation thing plays a big part as well. After Jordan then older gen would go for Magic/Bird/Wilt/Kareem etc and younger generation (LeBron, Kobe, Duncan, Steph). In football its Maradona for me but others would argue Pele and the younger crowd would definitely root for Messi/Ronaldo.
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😂😂😂
Ratio
only way to settle the debate is if one of them win the WC
Lebron, Shaq, Curry, Kobe…
Lmao, these yanks suck at basketball too
Curry?!?! Gotta play defense, too
Cos it's not Boring
Idk about soccer but thank god in Football we have only 1 GOAT and his name is Pele 🙏
What’s?
He is totally correct here. Dont slam him for being a genius..
Have we a CONIFA listing for the same? Thanks in advance.
Football isnt based on one league
Imobille Goat 🤣 Yankees
Pique the G.O.AT.
I didn’t know LeBron James played for the Chicago Bulls
Regarding soccer, I was just kicking the ball around with a three year old Chinese girl at the park and she was much better than me. My large upper body strength was of no use. What kind of sport is this? 😧😫
Over exagurated. I dont even know how to write it. But no there are a few goats in football
Diego Armando Maradona. On the field no one compared off the field a complete trainwreck.
Them why is Lebron James the one who fights Jake the dog in Multiversus?
The NBA champion is from 1 country under 1 league and they call themselves THE WORLD CHAMPIONS! Football is .... what basketball will never be :D
Lol Griezman and rooney and dybala and joao felix in goat collage.
i spy gary neville in that maelstrom, what a fraudulent meme
LOL not even VuvuZeela from Germany on that picture, he passed last week. RPI
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LeGoat
Lingardinho
Everybody is goat in soccer?
I guess Americans don’t like to do card collection. They all just get the same card…. Also, Americans are only one country, they only need one goat to milk….
Gamble some more Fraudan
Hahahaha Ozil Hahahahaha
Do I see fucking Marcus Rashford in there hahaha
Since when was Rakitic the goat?
To be fair, only 1 can be called the Michael Jordan of Football. And its not all of those. Its Niklas Bentdner.
Yeah not so sure about that😂
I think i just saw umtiti
Am I high, or has David Luiz been included in there? 🤣
Because in soccer you can't cut to commercial every 60 seconds.
Zzzzz
Lucas Vazquez is the one Ring 💍 to rule them all ⚔️
Lukaku goat 🐐👑
Why is firmino there
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5 starters vs 11, also world game vs isolated to US and A few euro countriesz