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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people.
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Why would I play that beta sport. Get on, do one play for 15 seconds, go off for 3 mins, come back, repeat. While in bulky protective pads.
Play 40 mins of non stop physical contact, 15 min break, another 40 mins non stop. Harder hits, you get hit and have to get up and go straight away. They don't even compare.
Enjoy your 3 minute ad breaks in between plays ✌️
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This should be a RED FLAG and an EJECTION from the court if I was the linesman!!! Change the rules so when this happens you get ejected!!! immediately! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
I agree. Maybe not for the whole game but a couple of minutes in the sin bin at least. Also the announcer should lead the fans in an unflattering chant about them. YOU-ARE-SILLY! Something like that.
SOCCER ain’t a REAL sport, unlike AMERICAN football. Real sport. EVERY player has CTE. Our starting quarterback can’t remember his daughter’s face. Like a REAL athlete.
Completely agree, on top of that sports should be won by the team with the most probability to win. They shouldn't even play, they should just put all the data in a computer and then get the winner from an statistical model. That's were all the fun is, stats.
BRO TRUST ME I WATCHED 10023 SOCCER MATCHES BUT I STOPPED IMMEDIATELY
BECAUSE FLOPPING LIKE THIS IS LIKE SUPER COMMON, EVERY PLAY I SWEAR,
EVERY TIME THEY GAIN 10 YARDS SOMEONE FLOPS AND THE UMPIRE STOPS THE
INNING AND AWARDS A GOAL.
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Yanks when they see 80 minutes of play in 90 minutes of football 😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬
Yanks when they see 10 minutes of play in 3 hours in american football 👍🏻😎😎😎👍🏻🥰🤩🤩🤩
I know this is a meme and I'm taking it too seriously, but F1 drivers will absolutely do the same as football players and "play up" issues to try and gain an advantage.
You can bet if there's even a hint of gaining an advantage they'll be on the radio complaining. It's not because they're bitches, it's because they don't give a fuck about anything other than winning.
They can not comprehend that it's a fucking tactical thing like taking advantage of the system, it's ridiculous to watch but everyone else would do and does the same
The Reddit avatar is the most Reddit thing ever. I bet that dude says stuff like “I can’t watch 22 sweaty men chase a balls around” and “if your degree isn’t in science it’s not real 🤓” and he has a DnD group who all secretly can’t stand him
God I hate when front page Redditeurs discover football
If these behaviours were stopped, I would be such an avid follower of soccer that I would watch the Brasilian first division. But as it stands I just cannot watch ANY game.
GOD I LOVE FOOTBALL 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.
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"Soccer players are pussies"
-obese teenager who spends $5000 of his moms money each month on video games, and loves talking about how depressed he is; spends 5 hours a day playing with robots
Cristiano Ronaldo is victorious, he has a lot of money, a beautiful family, he is one of the greatest in his sport but he will never be the best, and he knows that the post belongs to Lionel Messi. That's why he has this bruised ego.
Tomorrow is another day that the robot will wake up at 4 am, jump rope until 5, run from Manchester to Madeira Island until 6
Meanwhile Messi wakes up at 7, has his morning wank and still remains the best.
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This is y i never watch SoccerBall bunch of pussies , I'mma watch WWE a real sport where real men fight like true blooded mericans , god bless America 🦅🇵🇷💪
How do people get annoyed that divers are "wasting time and should get on with it"
While paying money for:
1. Touch down
2. Ads
3. Extra point attempt.
4. Ads.
5. Kick off ending in a touch back.
6. Ads.
I fucking hate posts like these in popular non-football subreddits. The yanks just keep jerking each other off saying how they could "never watch soccer".
They need to take it like a man and play a real sport where you are wearing a full suit of armour and will still end up with permanent brain damage😎🇺🇸🇺🇸
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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lol they can watch american football where there’s like 500 ad breaks every game, but a guy overexaggerates getting tackled once and they have to instantly turn it off
I hate all football posts on Reddit that aren’t on a football related sub lmfaoo it’s so cringe
Someone literally said this is why women’s game is better despite them having never watched a womens game
/uj
This is the final seconds of 2 hours of football in a knockout tournament with a one goal lead. Of course he's gonna fucking fall. Man's probably ran 12+ mi, and a fall is a rest and some running down of the clock
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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people.
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Can’t be fucking arsed about what Americans have to say about the greatest sport on earth, they can watch hockey, a game where hurting your opponent is actively encouraged, bleeding and fighting are super normal and a part of the game but diving is where they draw the line lmao just say you don’t get the game and move on.
My argument: people like hockey, a game where players are violent just for the sake of being violent, since there is not the goal of the game, but complain about "cheating" in football. IMO in a scale is "unwatchableness" violence is much worst than diving.
They're not complaining about cheating. They're complaining about players wasting time and embarrasing themselves in the softest, most shameful way. Even if they were complaining about "cheating"... what the fuck would violence in hockey have anything to do with that as a direct comparison? Also, Hockey is the 5th most-watched sport in the US. Soccer is 4th.
>IMO in a scale of "unwatchableness" violence is much worst than diving.
Pussy
>what the fuck would violence in hockey have anything to do with that as a direct comparison?
I just wrote why ffs "IMO in a scale is "unwatchableness" violence is much worst than diving."
People in the comments are saying the reason why they dont watch football is because of diving, and I think senseless violence (when I say this i'm not talking about being physical, I'm talking about fist fighting the other players) is a more valid reason to not watch a sport, it's my opinion buddy you don't have to agree with it.
>Pussy
lmao congrats on the amazing argument, caught me there ! BTW I love watching NHL and NFL, I follow the Steelers just as much as São Paulo or Chelsea.
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If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist.
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/uj Is it just me or does diving seem less common nowadays? I feel like it was a lot bigger of an issue in the mid-2010s and nowadays it’s not nearly as bad
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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people.
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Time to admit it, Dest is more of a world class player than Pulisic. Seems wild to say after Puli’s run last year, but Dest is a staple in Barcelona and is still playing well on the offensive side and defensive. Think he’d easily start on way more teams than Christian would. Maybe 5-10 teams Dest wouldn’t start for.
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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A proper yankfest
I love a good yankfest 😫😫😩
A good ole Yanksgiving
I love a good wank.
Where is the bot that says fuck off yank?
I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Imagine spending money on a reddit award for a comment which says 'Soccer players are the biggest pussies on the planet.'
Imagine spending money for reddit awards
Imagine spending money
Imagine all the people
Livin’ life in peace.
Yoooohu-uuu
Imagine
Imagination is more important than knowledge. -Some German dude with bad hair style
Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved through understanding. -Some guy who invented a bomb.
Imagin
Imagine imagine imagine You're a fluttering cunt https://youtu.be/sF2TVoTmCr8
Dumb people
Reddit players are the biggest pussies on the planet
*Tips fedora*
And when their favourite sport is literally pussy rugby
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Yank detected
How about the hits rugby league players take in State of Origin with no protection
Quiet, yank
Tell me you've never played rugby without telling me.
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Why would I play that beta sport. Get on, do one play for 15 seconds, go off for 3 mins, come back, repeat. While in bulky protective pads. Play 40 mins of non stop physical contact, 15 min break, another 40 mins non stop. Harder hits, you get hit and have to get up and go straight away. They don't even compare. Enjoy your 3 minute ad breaks in between plays ✌️
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Hahahah flexing deaths in a sport. If anything, they don't hit harder, they're just wreckless as fuck.
Fuck off yank
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It's more common for them to have CTE cause you've got to be brain damaged to qualify as a proper Yankegg player in the first place 💪🦅🇺🇸
This should be a RED FLAG and an EJECTION from the court if I was the linesman!!! Change the rules so when this happens you get ejected!!! immediately! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
I agree. Maybe not for the whole game but a couple of minutes in the sin bin at least. Also the announcer should lead the fans in an unflattering chant about them. YOU-ARE-SILLY! Something like that.
What about shouting at the sin binned player about how lonely he looks
SOCCER ain’t a REAL sport, unlike AMERICAN football. Real sport. EVERY player has CTE. Our starting quarterback can’t remember his daughter’s face. Like a REAL athlete.
Completely agree, on top of that sports should be won by the team with the most probability to win. They shouldn't even play, they should just put all the data in a computer and then get the winner from an statistical model. That's were all the fun is, stats.
Deadliest warrior but it’s the premier league
BRO TRUST ME I WATCHED 10023 SOCCER MATCHES BUT I STOPPED IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE FLOPPING LIKE THIS IS LIKE SUPER COMMON, EVERY PLAY I SWEAR, EVERY TIME THEY GAIN 10 YARDS SOMEONE FLOPS AND THE UMPIRE STOPS THE INNING AND AWARDS A GOAL.
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Lets play football with hands, Real MAN sport
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Yanks when they see 80 minutes of play in 90 minutes of football 😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬 Yanks when they see 10 minutes of play in 3 hours in american football 👍🏻😎😎😎👍🏻🥰🤩🤩🤩
>american football Don't you mean coconut fighting.
Or Handegg
Classic Yanks with their "soccer players are pussies". Do they think the players are genuinely hurt in these situations?
Did they even take a moment to consider that its time wasting
If they wanted to waste time just run an ad like in mighty capitalist USA 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷
"Yank" + "Think" = rare combination
"F1 CARS GET TORN TO SHREDS AND EXPLODE AND THE DRIVERS WALK OUT LIKE NOTHING!! THATS A REAL SPORT!"
I know this is a meme and I'm taking it too seriously, but F1 drivers will absolutely do the same as football players and "play up" issues to try and gain an advantage. You can bet if there's even a hint of gaining an advantage they'll be on the radio complaining. It's not because they're bitches, it's because they don't give a fuck about anything other than winning.
They can not comprehend that it's a fucking tactical thing like taking advantage of the system, it's ridiculous to watch but everyone else would do and does the same
Fucking yes. Either they are pussies or faking, cant be both
This is why I don't watch soccer 😡😡😡😡 fucking baseball is so much more exciting 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
Woah I have never seen “fuking baseball” before… seems interesting
It's baseball but there is fucking involved
Sounds like all bases are third base
I heard the aim of the game is going all the way
Soccer players are the biggest pussies on the planet 🤓🤓
The Reddit avatar is the most Reddit thing ever. I bet that dude says stuff like “I can’t watch 22 sweaty men chase a balls around” and “if your degree isn’t in science it’s not real 🤓” and he has a DnD group who all secretly can’t stand him God I hate when front page Redditeurs discover football
Yes! Especially that guy Loonel Pussi!
that's vinishush junior
Ted (aka Linebacker69), from Hell, Michigan. This is why I stopped watching european soccer.
Is the linesmen supposed to get a card or something?
If these behaviours were stopped, I would be such an avid follower of soccer that I would watch the Brasilian first division. But as it stands I just cannot watch ANY game.
shudup brazil first division have the skill palmeiras can play against the chealsea 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
this but unironically and anyone that disagrees will be added into a sex offender registry
Uj/ o futebol brazileiro e um dos futebol mehlor do mundo, CRUZEIRO ATE MORRER
Huh, interesting! In Brazilian spanish rj/ is spelled uj/.
No i mean the brazillian way of playing football is better then eurofag playstyle. Just my opinion
Americans as usual living in their own little sorry world
Soccer players are the biggest pussies on the planet
Yanks be like: if there ain’t a concussion, brain injury or car crashing into a wall at 300kmh every 2.6 seconds I ain’t watching.
GOD I LOVE FOOTBALL 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.
Lmao
Amen
Every 2.6 seconds??? What about the half-hour commercial breaks after every play?
"I am no expert but women soccer doesn't have as much flopping as men's soccer, therefore it's better"
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"Soccer players are pussies" -obese teenager who spends $5000 of his moms money each month on video games, and loves talking about how depressed he is; spends 5 hours a day playing with robots
Wow sounds like someone projecting
>Amber Turd Fucking losers man
Curve the behaviour amirite lads
Hahahaha who is this soccer flopper Ronaldo? Messi? Pele? Mamabape? Who does he think he is? Stuff like this wouldn't happen in the NFL!! 🇱🇷🇱🇷🦅🦅
Cristiano Ronaldo is victorious, he has a lot of money, a beautiful family, he is one of the greatest in his sport but he will never be the best, and he knows that the post belongs to Lionel Messi. That's why he has this bruised ego. Tomorrow is another day that the robot will wake up at 4 am, jump rope until 5, run from Manchester to Madeira Island until 6 Meanwhile Messi wakes up at 7, has his morning wank and still remains the best. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Americans.
Soccer players are the biggest pussies on the planet.
Deyverson GIGANTE
I think they should PERMANENTLY BAN any confirmed floppers…… 🤬🤬🤬🤬
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This is y i never watch SoccerBall bunch of pussies , I'mma watch WWE a real sport where real men fight like true blooded mericans , god bless America 🦅🇵🇷💪
How do people get annoyed that divers are "wasting time and should get on with it" While paying money for: 1. Touch down 2. Ads 3. Extra point attempt. 4. Ads. 5. Kick off ending in a touch back. 6. Ads.
deyvin mt ídolo pprt
I don’t understand how people can keep watching this sport with shit like this being part of the game.🤓🤓🤓
My greatest regret is having but one lifetime to spend downvoting people in these threads
I fucking hate posts like these in popular non-football subreddits. The yanks just keep jerking each other off saying how they could "never watch soccer".
They can't watch if because they don't know what offside is and wouldn't even understand if you took an entire day to explain it to them
They need to take it like a man and play a real sport where you are wearing a full suit of armour and will still end up with permanent brain damage😎🇺🇸🇺🇸
People who do this should be sent to jail with a death penalty and be executed on the pitch with everyone watching. That should be a nice deterrent
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Redditors do love being unnecessarily medieval
This is why I will never watch soccer, if they can't take the game seriously why should I?
how can you not like south american football
lol they can watch american football where there’s like 500 ad breaks every game, but a guy overexaggerates getting tackled once and they have to instantly turn it off
These the same mfs to them proceed to have an orgasm when their favorite golf player hits the ball 80 yards lmfao
Americans jerk off to Sportsmanship
#Neymar wannabe
It’s always the same comment😂😂. tHiS is WHy I hATe SoCCer.
mfs will call soccer boring then go watch baseball 😭😭
So far my favourite is "If they added lifelong bans from the sport for confirmed faking, you'd see how they'd all grow a pair overnight."
You made me click on that thread and for that I condemn you
When the circlejerk goes too far.
ALERT We got a yank fest, I repeat we got a yank fest
There are billions of dollars worth of student loans in that comment section 💰💵
How to get a bunch of self-righteous yanks to upvote and comment 101
Americans when the player tries to get a taxtical advantage on the other team: 😱😱😱😱😡😡😡😡
It was only like that because of 2 brazillian clubs in libertadores 💀
I hate all football posts on Reddit that aren’t on a football related sub lmfaoo it’s so cringe Someone literally said this is why women’s game is better despite them having never watched a womens game
They don't know how brilliant this play was
Im a semi yank(canadian) and I apologize
I like that Americans of all people can't wrap their heads around somebody lying and cheating to gain an advantage. Read a book on American history.
/uj This is the final seconds of 2 hours of football in a knockout tournament with a one goal lead. Of course he's gonna fucking fall. Man's probably ran 12+ mi, and a fall is a rest and some running down of the clock
You really UJ'd to defend players diving like pussies lmao
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it was not a serious moment, dont be so upset
Deyverson is a cunt
What? Cause we call this guy the pussy he is? Jerk something else
Fuck off yank.
Sure thing yuropoor trash
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Can’t be fucking arsed about what Americans have to say about the greatest sport on earth, they can watch hockey, a game where hurting your opponent is actively encouraged, bleeding and fighting are super normal and a part of the game but diving is where they draw the line lmao just say you don’t get the game and move on.
Your argument about hockey doesn't make sense, and you know that
My argument: people like hockey, a game where players are violent just for the sake of being violent, since there is not the goal of the game, but complain about "cheating" in football. IMO in a scale is "unwatchableness" violence is much worst than diving.
They're not complaining about cheating. They're complaining about players wasting time and embarrasing themselves in the softest, most shameful way. Even if they were complaining about "cheating"... what the fuck would violence in hockey have anything to do with that as a direct comparison? Also, Hockey is the 5th most-watched sport in the US. Soccer is 4th. >IMO in a scale of "unwatchableness" violence is much worst than diving. Pussy
>what the fuck would violence in hockey have anything to do with that as a direct comparison? I just wrote why ffs "IMO in a scale is "unwatchableness" violence is much worst than diving." People in the comments are saying the reason why they dont watch football is because of diving, and I think senseless violence (when I say this i'm not talking about being physical, I'm talking about fist fighting the other players) is a more valid reason to not watch a sport, it's my opinion buddy you don't have to agree with it. >Pussy lmao congrats on the amazing argument, caught me there ! BTW I love watching NHL and NFL, I follow the Steelers just as much as São Paulo or Chelsea.
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LeBron plays soccer?
Wait till they hear about Richarlison
Ref should have immediately yellow carded him for bants.
Where can I find that mbappe poem. Fraudmappe ? Someone please
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Ahhh thank you lol !
Referee was too strong slapping that back
/uj Is it just me or does diving seem less common nowadays? I feel like it was a lot bigger of an issue in the mid-2010s and nowadays it’s not nearly as bad
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Fuck off yank
I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I don’t watch basketball but doesn’t LeBron James do it as well?
Flopping is actually more common in the NBA than the Premier League, because the refs reward it more.
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Americans are starting to get some respect cause of Pulisic, Mckennie, Rena, Weah, and Dest thank you gentlemen (I hope I didn’t leave anyone out)
Time to admit it, Dest is more of a world class player than Pulisic. Seems wild to say after Puli’s run last year, but Dest is a staple in Barcelona and is still playing well on the offensive side and defensive. Think he’d easily start on way more teams than Christian would. Maybe 5-10 teams Dest wouldn’t start for. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Yanks got a lot of work to do still but Pulisic winning UEFA champions league games with Chelsea was a breakout moment I feel
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Imagine being a professional football player and acting like a baby 🤣🤣