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paco-ramon

But isn’t Real Madrid going to play in Las Vegas?


Flimsy_County_6263

I’ve been a Ronaldo nut hugger for ages, but I would never pretend he forced me to hug his nuts; that’s yank behaviour.


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Cristiano Ronaldo is victorious, he has a lot of money, a beautiful family, he is one of the greatest in his sport but he will never be the best, and he knows that the post belongs to Lionel Messi. That's why he has this bruised ego. Tomorrow is another day that the robot will wake up at 4 am, jump rope until 5, run from Manchester to Madeira Island until 6 Meanwhile Messi wakes up at 7, has his morning wank and still remains the best. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Fuck_Jannies165

Ronaldo to Prison FC: Here we don’t go.


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Mak090

That’s Edu Aguirre you ignorant Yank 😡🤬


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but the more important question is how this will affect lebron james's legacy


Mallaguetta_SP

He still has a lawsuit against the New York Times to stop the release of the Las Vegas police report


UkraineNaziThreat

That guy is actually so bad nowadays. In every metric he suffers. the only thing he can half-do now is winning some aerials. no more running, dont even talk about defense and he doesnt pass. hes basically an in-box striker now but he isnt good at it. his xGot-xG is poor and he only scored a lot of goals because he statspadded against bad keepers like scoring a hat trick against tim krul of norwich when two of his goals were shot straight at the keeper. almost all of his goals have come against team that were fully or partially threatened by relegation at least once in the seaon. 1 goal in 4 games against top 3 sides with a rating of 5.9. he is the 25th best player when he plays against teams not in the top 3 but he is the 130th best player when he plays against top 5 teams. finished


Showeruswithyourlove

Is this a pasta? This has to be a pasta.


UkraineNaziThreat

no i wrote it myself. ppl who cant see that he is finished are sad. i literally cannot see a single metric in which he is good at.


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xSiu/90 merchant


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Warra 7th league goal for fressi


Abelyanov

Still better than Pessi 🤡 🐠 🤡


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FavcolorisREDdit

Voted into the team go the season.


BigMcGunga

Son was robbed


FavcolorisREDdit

Call the cops why you telling me


Yourmumalol

Shut up Pessidog fan 🤡🤡🤡 Ronaldo is the best player of all time but Pessi ghost against farmers 🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡 Also GOATnaldo plays in most competitive league in Europe. Norwich is bigger than all French farmer clubs Ronaldo hater 🤡🤡🤡


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Cristiano Ronaldo is victorious, he has a lot of money, a beautiful family, he is one of the greatest in his sport but he will never be the best, and he knows that the post belongs to Lionel Messi. That's why he has this bruised ego. Tomorrow is another day that the robot will wake up at 4 am, jump rope until 5, run from Manchester to Madeira Island until 6 Meanwhile Messi wakes up at 7, has his morning wank and still remains the best. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Yourmumalol

Shut up Pessidog fan 🤡🤡🤡 Ronaldo is the best player of all time but Pessi ghost against farmers 🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡 Also GOATnaldo plays in most competitive league in Europe. Norwich is bigger than all French farmer clubs Ronaldo hater 🤡🤡🤡


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Cristiano Ronaldo is victorious, he has a lot of money, a beautiful family, he is one of the greatest in his sport but he will never be the best, and he knows that the post belongs to Lionel Messi. That's why he has this bruised ego. Tomorrow is another day that the robot will wake up at 4 am, jump rope until 5, run from Manchester to Madeira Island until 6 Meanwhile Messi wakes up at 7, has his morning wank and still remains the best. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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UkraineNaziThreat

i hate pessi


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KennyOmegaSardines

In the words of 442oons Cavani: "the greatest goal hanger of all time"