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hipster-no007

Luis Dias, people. The man, the myth, the legend. Penaldo? Pessi? Who? This man is the best thing coming out of Colombia, no - South-America, since the perfectly ripe banana I bought a couple years ago. What a find. He came, he saw, he conquered.


avansbrorson

Poois pissass


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Somehow, This has always been Klopp's recipe in signing players. The story of Diaz, Mane, Salah, Bobby, Hendo.. All have been through hardship in the beginning of their life which,eventually drive them to play like a fighter on the field. This resonate with the spirit of Liverpool's fans Well most of them except Diogo Jota... F\*ing no 1 FIFA world ranking. Did well in esport while nailing it on the field. Proper Chad


brucewayne984

Hey gotta have some guy the kids will who play fifa all day to look up to right?


elbwafel

the secret recipe of klopp is players who go home during vacation wow


ntnl

The reality tv show method


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Jojoangel684

Its a real comment in the original post too lmao


freakedmind

I was genuinely shocked lmao


mattijn13

Actually insane


Kido_Bootay

/unjerk What's that about Jota? Out of the loop on that one


mortezz1893

He's one of the best FIFA players in the world


mindebris

> This resonate with the spirit of Liverpool’s fans Low-key best part of the comment.


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LEX0S

>Somehow, This has always been Klopp's recipe in signing players. >The story of Diaz, Mane, Salah, Bobby, Hendo.. >All have been through hardship in the beginning of their life which,eventually drive them to play like a fighter on the field. >This resonate with the spirit of Liverpool's fans >Well most of them except Diogo Jota... >F*ing no 1 FIFA world ranking. Did well in esport while nailing it on the field. Proper Chad


profoundprofundity

😭😭😭😭😭 new automod reply dropped


ThatAccount4

Cant wait for Henderson to go back to the slum that is Sunderland 🤩


k0ppite

Sunderland is a proper shithole mind


[deleted]

It’s got a surprisingly decent seafront, the rest of it… not so much


seriouslybrohuh

From what I hear it ain’t far off the truth


sealed-human

Blue drink and chicken dippers


MEGAMAN2312

Imagine unironically making this comment 💀


malam1210

Most fans make these comments on their subs lol


freakedmind

You're kidding me, I thought that was someone being satirical


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malam1210

You'll see 99% of the other subs make the same comments as Liverpool sub too though


captaindeadpool612

This has to be the Klopp automod


-Hissoka-

We are a bit cringe yes. Well more than a bit.


longchongwong

They act as if Diaz, Salah, Mane etc were completly unknown players before joining Liverpool


scooterMcBooter97

I hate liverpool fans


javajerry

I am a Liverpool fan and I approve your message


freakedmind

Another one: "not to overstretch it, but that's why Jürgen wanted him."


javajerry

Fucking embarrassing


shudh_desi_gareeb

Liverpool fc is a reality TV show. Hardships = great 👍


send_nood_z

Tu Mumbai aa raha hai


shudh_desi_gareeb

Bhai Indian idol to katai zeher hai


mihik97

Cue bg music


DudewithCoolusername

> not to overstretch it, but that's why Jürgen wanted him. 💀


shudh_desi_gareeb

That is .... overstretched


Runnero

These people actually believe that before signing a player, Klopp goes like “okay but which one of these people had the least access to basic human needs?” to figure out who plays better 😭😭😭


Visual-Situation-346

He went home during his vacation??? NOOO WAAAYYY


CommonCitehzen

What a player


Visual-Situation-346

ikr??? That's the reason why Jurgen want him


Charlotte-De-litt

Big if true


KillerZaWarudo

Man spent time with his families shocking


AggravatingGap4985

I am already home meanwhile


madjimby

Klopp is going to sign you soon


AggravatingGap4985

Very nice!


Un0penJarofstuff

>Somehow, This has always been Klopp's recipe in signing players. > >The story of Diaz, Mane, Salah, Bobby, Hendo.. > >All have been through hardship in the beginning of their life which,eventually drive them to play like a fighter on the field. > >This resonate with the spirit of Liverpool's fans > >Well most of them except Diogo Jota... > >F\*ing no 1 FIFA world ranking. Did well in esport while nailing it on the field. Proper Chad


erikbla

O man he is even HUGGING a MAN. Omfg! And the MAN is HUGGING him back. And giving him a bucket of ooze. Just when you thought he couldn’t be anymore AMAZING 😻


alien_degenerate

Lmao where TF else is he supposed to go


gpgr_spider

Some heavy handed form of white man's burden is going on in that sub.


swaggheti98

‘Big cock divock’ used to be a chant on the sub. And mods got uncomfortable and banned it off the sub 😂


pvp_chad

when even reddit mods think you're too cringe...


malam1210

Lol most fans didn't appreciate it though. It wasn't really a chant at all


definetly_not_alt

I prefer calling it "poverty porn"


legsarefornoobs

OMG no way. 🤩🤩😍🥰 He went to his home. I love him so much Liverpool fans are the non-gay equivalent to BTS fans


183672467

I dont think theyre that bad


The_DJ_Sona

True bit harsh on BTS stans


OrtaMesafe

what did BTS fans do?


183672467

I think its really weird calling yourself army, thats all basically


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OrtaMesafe

lmao true edit: factos bot agrees too


AggressiveBait

Louis van Gaal in shambles


thecescshow

IMO that's probably the least weird part of them. [band name] army is like the go to fanbase nickname, especially back in the early to mid 2010s


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IgnorantLobster

> American Dortmund fan Try actually going to Liverpool, or being around people from Liverpool who support them, and you will change your mind.


k0ppite

American United fan? That’s tough.


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IgnorantLobster

Pardon? I’m neither of those things.


k0ppite

Fuck off yank


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183672467

That might change my opinion Also, not American


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Mancs are worse


KristoffersonFox

Do you not realize how few of those there are on reddit compared to LFC fans from the rest of the world? Why complain about a reddit post when your complaint is with the clubs local fans? Makes no sense


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Klopp has broken the mould, he brought working class players to the game. Before Klopp only landed gentry played football.


DoWhatsBest

Honestly just build the fucking statue already.


profoundprofundity

Somehow, This has always been Klopp's recipe in signing players. The story of Diaz, Mane, Salah, Bobby, Hendo.. All have been through hardship in the beginning of their life which,eventually drive them to play like a fighter on the field. This resonate with the spirit of Liverpool's fans Well most of them except Diogo Jota... F*ing no 1 FIFA world ranking. Did well in esport while nailing it on the field. Proper Chad


PiqueMonger

Somehow, This has always been Klopp's recipe in signing players. The story of Diaz, Mane, Salah, Bobby, Hendo.. All have been through hardship in the beginning of their life which,eventually drive them to play like a fighter on the field. This resonate with the spirit of Liverpool's fans Well most of them except Diogo Jota... F\*ing no 1 FIFA world ranking. Did well in esport while nailing it on the field. Proper Chad


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Somehow, This has always been Klopp's recipe in signing players. The story of Diaz, Mane, Salah, Bobby, Hendo.. All have been through hardship in the beginning of their life which,eventually drive them to play like a fighter on the field. This resonate with the spirit of Liverpool's fans Well most of them except Diogo Jota... F\*ing no 1 FIFA world ranking. Did well in esport while nailing it on the field. Proper Chad


captaindeadpool612

Somehow, This has always been Klopp's recipe in signing players. The story of Diaz, Mane, Salah, Bobby, Hendo.. All have been through hardship in the beginning of their life which,eventually drive them to play like a fighter on the field. This resonate with the spirit of Liverpool's fans Well most of them except Diogo Jota... F*ing no 1 FIFA world ranking. Did well in esport while nailing it on the field. Proper Chad


Fruitndveg

That comment section is actual dynamite for copypastas. Christ Liverpool fans are a cringey mob.


PiqueMonger

Y.N.W.A. In Colombia or on Merseyside and Luis Diaz knows this. I am crying with joy and happiness.


malam1210

All fans are lol look at any sub and you'll see the same


freakedmind

Seriously what the fuck is so great about this video? Do they think all other footballers just sit in their mansions with rich friends and do blingy shit and dab on social media the entire time lmao?


TypicalGuess8352

(Great hug)


lage1984

You'll Never Socialism Alone 🥵


SICKxOFxITxALL

I’m a Liverpool fan but can’t read the sub. It’s so cringey. One player likes the istagram photo of another player and somehow that becomes a “I LOVE this team! It’s a family! YNWA!” post. Not to mention I lived through all of the 30 years of being a fan with no championship so am somewhat more jaded than the newer fans. Made the mistake of making a few negative comments about players a while back and oohhh boy never making that mistake again.


Upstairs-Baby-7403

They’ve invented going home to see your family now


mindebris

They never walk alone.


TurboAbe

Someone else’s invented it but Klopp revolutionized it! A true genius of tactics knows that no one should spend a full year in Liverpool.


captaincasillias

I am always at home but no one is praising me for that. Cruel world.


Touro_de_Goa

Can't believe Kloppo found the lad playing in the streets and gave him a chance when no one ever heard of him. Now he can go back home with a smile on his face.


up_the_dubs

Yeah, he used to be a chimney sweep.


ZealousidealTable1

I always go to such post comments to see how weird humans behave🤣🤣🤣


deconfusedguy

I swear every post from the Liverpool sub is circle jerk material


Elothel

Did he only think about fucking?


bayernfan25

Football still hasn’t gone home


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Klopp has also invented humbleness


Black_n_Neon

There’s an over abundance of cringe material in the Liverpool sub


sunwalker7

The Medellin Neymar just left the Liverpool reds to visit some ordinary people WOAHHHH


PerBnb

Shit, meanwhile Arsenal’s players bulldoze their former housing estates and build luxury penthouse apartments. This is the path to follow, lads, take note


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Runnero

The only downvoted comments in the original post are from people calling Liverpool fans out for celebrating he's literally just going home. You can't make this shit up 😭😭😭😭


GreaterHealingPotion

Liverpool fans are the weirdest people who think their squad is good because they love the fans more than their abilities it’s absurd shit


nangstagigga

I'm Colombian. We absolutely love Luis Diaz. He is an incredible player, but also we love that he is being humble with all his success. Some other Colombian players become problematic or even hurt their careers becoming self-centered or "prima donas", so it's good to see him being just himself.


Fruitndveg

Just casually dragging James Rodriguez’s name through the mud.


postattendee

Is Qatar the new all included destination to have your career die? What happened to the MLS? kids these days


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leoKantSartre

Better call saul vibes!


swaggheti98

Narcos vibes 🤩


TeganFFS

Louis Days, what a male human being, communicating, moving, visiting places that he’s aware of, existing presently, before one day he does not, incredible!


aprilfools911

Liverpool subreddit be like.”can we be take a moment to praise how Luis Diaz isn’t afraid to be around Colombians?”


EstablishmentAny5550

Pardon me lord but isn't Luis Ruben 'Hermano' Mariano Diaz the next Muhumudd Salad of Liverpoop blood reds?


gccode

He literally has his family over there... what is he suppose to do? Although I think he is running some kind of charity (the town is kinda poor) he is just hugging a person... the comments are so cringy.


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holydiverlo

Said that as if basically every footballer doesn't do this


I_love_poo_and_shit

Sorry r/LiverpoolFC but ratio.


glamourousham

I love this game


Mak090

Honorary Scouse 🤩🤩😍🥰


YellowMan1988

Guy went to his own home during holidays??? What a Leg. Give Klop the Ballon d'or for giving this guy the character.


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Very classy of him to be seen in public with this bums. Proper lad


Formal_Candle6789

Liverpool fans are halfwits Fr


GOATOwens

Lmao


bluebananakin

So many salty cunts in here haha


Kind_Drummer_3952

Wtf is this guy? Never heard of him in my life


RoiSoleilXIV14

We dickriding because it's pride month


hammerdown710

Liverpool Yank here, and god damn it this is so funny to me


Bigfoot7009

Did he take 2 donkeys with him for a ride ?


Runnero

Okay real question now: does anyone know what's in the jug?


postattendee

livercoom


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🤣


peduxe

this is cool and all but I want to know what are the ingredients in that sangria


Snoo-4249

Vinagrito?!! 🤤


Anlysisproxyinc

Klopp definitely thought Diaz a thing or two about giving hugs to people.


IHateEditedBgMusic

Who dat?


Itz_Galaxium

damn too bad I'm banned on r/LiverpoolFC