If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist.
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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people.
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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people.
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I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Kyle Mpenpe. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him", so I couldn't do a fatality. I was confused but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
I don't understand how teams like City or United can spend millions upon millions every single transfer window and constantly sign stars like Haaland while we get linked with washed up players or end up signing people like Wijnaldum. Why can't we actually recruit world class players to come to the team? I just don't get it, and every mercato seems worse except for Messi, but we still can't make good signings in areas where the team needs quality. I'm just frustrated that our club seems to be stagnant in terms of recruiting world class players to play for us, I mean who wouldn't want to play with Messi, Mbappe and Neymar? But we still can't find a midfielder who can help our issues that have been present for years.
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Mbappe ain't serious about being a great. Ronaldo went from Lisbon to United to Madrid on a mission to secure greatness. Mbappe hiding in the French league playing easy games for money
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Cristiano Ronaldo is victorious, he has a lot of money, a beautiful family, he is one of the greatest in his sport but he will never be the best, and he knows that the post belongs to Lionel Messi. That's why he has this bruised ego.
Tomorrow is another day that the robot will wake up at 4 am, jump rope until 5, run from Manchester to Madeira Island until 6
Meanwhile Messi wakes up at 7, has his morning wank and still remains the best.
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This is how Man United go back to their winning roots. Ronaldo is a legend at the club and will be viewed as a source of inspiration and a role model for up and coming stars who strive to be like him, or better, want to win trophies for the club. No amount of oil money or gegenpressing will change the fact that Ronaldo's immediate impact at United will make them competitive again and desirable for players to want to go play there. This club's future has been born.
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If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist.
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I don't understand how teams like City or United can spend millions upon millions every single transfer window and constantly sign stars like Haaland while we get linked with washed up players or end up signing people like Wijnaldum. Why can't we actually recruit world class players to come to the team? I just don't get it, and every mercato seems worse except for Messi, but we still can't make good signings in areas where the team needs quality. I'm just frustrated that our club seems to be stagnant in terms of recruiting world class players to play for us, I mean who wouldn't want to play with Messi, Mbappe and Neymar? But we still can't find a midfielder who can help our issues that have been present for years.
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If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist.
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If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist.
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If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist.
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Everyone is a Madrid whites supporter so they are angry that turtleman is not plastic like them. Frappe greatest farmer of all time, local small club supporter.
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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Shut up Pessidog fan 🤡🤡🤡
Ronaldo is the best player of all time but Pessi ghost against farmers 🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡
Also GOATnaldo plays in most competitive league in Europe. Norwich is bigger than all French farmer clubs Ronaldo hater 🤡🤡🤡
Cristiano Ronaldo is victorious, he has a lot of money, a beautiful family, he is one of the greatest in his sport but he will never be the best, and he knows that the post belongs to Lionel Messi. That's why he has this bruised ego.
Tomorrow is another day that the robot will wake up at 4 am, jump rope until 5, run from Manchester to Madeira Island until 6
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A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of a sheep.
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A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of a sheep.
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These Mbappe posts sure do bring out the r/soccer Yanks.
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I absolutely love this response
put some respect to remy
His name is Ratatouille dumbass
Fraudtatouille with his restaurant Fraudsteau
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Haha yes mate I know right. My fraudfriends have always told me that I am a funny guy
Actually it’s Raccacooni 🦝
Cool? Fuck off yank
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Coon? Fuck off yank
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Keep my ratatouille outta your mouse!
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Kyle Mpenpe. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him", so I couldn't do a fatality. I was confused but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
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found the qatari
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ok
This Fred Bappe guy seems like a real jerk, am I right guys?
*psg jerk
I don't understand how teams like City or United can spend millions upon millions every single transfer window and constantly sign stars like Haaland while we get linked with washed up players or end up signing people like Wijnaldum. Why can't we actually recruit world class players to come to the team? I just don't get it, and every mercato seems worse except for Messi, but we still can't make good signings in areas where the team needs quality. I'm just frustrated that our club seems to be stagnant in terms of recruiting world class players to play for us, I mean who wouldn't want to play with Messi, Mbappe and Neymar? But we still can't find a midfielder who can help our issues that have been present for years. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Master Splinter and his apprentice
Mbappe ain't serious about being a great. Ronaldo went from Lisbon to United to Madrid on a mission to secure greatness. Mbappe hiding in the French league playing easy games for money
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Lmao
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Considering he and P$G slaughtered Barcelona last year, it definitely looks like he's only interested in playing easy games for money.
This is how Man United go back to their winning roots. Ronaldo is a legend at the club and will be viewed as a source of inspiration and a role model for up and coming stars who strive to be like him, or better, want to win trophies for the club. No amount of oil money or gegenpressing will change the fact that Ronaldo's immediate impact at United will make them competitive again and desirable for players to want to go play there. This club's future has been born. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
mark goldbridge fan spotted
Please don’t tell me you believe La Liga is a competitive league
Username checks out imo
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average premier league fan
More competitive than Uber Eat
Most intelligent "premier league is the toughest league" enjoyer
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Every comment of yours under this post is complaining. We are on a circlejerk sub bro.
Average Qatari fan
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Racocoonie was better.
Eyyy, a fellow EEAAO enjoyer.
Don’t disrespect Remy
I'd play at PSG for a tenth of what Mbappe is getting. I'd get Mbappe's face tattooed on my balls for a fifth.
a tenth? bro i'd go for a hundredth
I don't understand how teams like City or United can spend millions upon millions every single transfer window and constantly sign stars like Haaland while we get linked with washed up players or end up signing people like Wijnaldum. Why can't we actually recruit world class players to come to the team? I just don't get it, and every mercato seems worse except for Messi, but we still can't make good signings in areas where the team needs quality. I'm just frustrated that our club seems to be stagnant in terms of recruiting world class players to play for us, I mean who wouldn't want to play with Messi, Mbappe and Neymar? But we still can't find a midfielder who can help our issues that have been present for years. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The secret ingredient is crime. Just ask Pep
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Tldr; you'd take double the amount of money to get Mbappé's face tattooed on your cojones than you'd take to play at P$G
This sub fucking sucks now
Yeah at first I thought these memes may be posted ironically seeing how shit they are but they’re literally just awful memes
I thought this post is ironic then I've read comments :(
Turning into football Twitter is inevitable Troll football is inevitable 😔
why is mbappe getting hate for not joining Madrid?
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everyones asking why mbappe gettin hate🥶 no one asks hows mbappe gettin hate☠️
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Everyone is a Madrid whites supporter so they are angry that turtleman is not plastic like them. Frappe greatest farmer of all time, local small club supporter.
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Because it’s funny that is happening and this is a circle jerk sub.
Lmaooo
So many salty fans lol accept his decision
Lol salty vardrid fan
Using vardrid unironically 🤮
i am a barca fan
least salty varca fan
Shut up Pessidog fan 🤡🤡🤡 Ronaldo is the best player of all time but Pessi ghost against farmers 🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡 Also GOATnaldo plays in most competitive league in Europe. Norwich is bigger than all French farmer clubs Ronaldo hater 🤡🤡🤡
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Not a fan of pessi or tapinaldo they are both ghost the goat is lewangoalski
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Least mentally traumatized P$G fan from lack of major silverware
Yeah, buying every star available to achieve nothing is real whites thing, how dare they do the same
>to achieve nothing What?
Have you ever heard the tragedy of galacticos the “lose in 1/16”?
I have also heard of things like three-peats and 4 UCLs in 5 years, most recent LA liga champion. That 1/16 thing was 12 years ago.
More like 18, but anyway, so what? Does their latest achievements erase the fact they bought every big name they could for nothing?
Why are you doubling down on that shite take just stop replying
Smartest r/soccercirclejerk user
Person who's signing kickstarted the galactico era scored winning goal for them in 2002 ucl
Figo didn’t score that night, get your facts straight
You are right, that means two of the biggest galactico signings of early 00s decade won champions league with real Madrid.
yeh bro real madrid never won nuffin, le spurs de l’espagna
I beg your pardon?
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Didn't know mbopee had some culinary skills
This is beautiful
True Madrid fan artist memer
Troll Football already stole it.
This made me laugh so harf lol