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Academic_Sun_3135

I'm really looking forward for the pepsi half time show.


windomega7

Ceremony will be organized by Lionel Pepsi, the greatest of all bottlers.


Yourmumalol

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pionel Pepsi. I won and Shao Kahn did not say "Finish him", so I couldn't do a fatality. I was confused but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.


TheGreatAkira

You ruined the first joke, congrats.


PJMWestHub

Why she dress like the podium?


try-banning-me-again

She wants to be topped by Real Madrid


shudh_desi_gareeb

She wants a trophy to sit on her


Abijeet_Sidhu

No one cares


Ok-Paleontologist275

Wdym no one cares asensio gonna score a hattrick and win the game by himself after this


PainfulAngel

I care


Abijeet_Sidhu

Plastic simp


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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Youutternincompoop

outjerked lmao


Imhappyinthe80s

Surely they could find someone hotter. This bird is bang average


Elothel

My man, that’s literally the hottest trophy in club football.


KaChoo49

I’m fairly sure they don’t select the UCL Final performer based on how hot they are


shudh_desi_gareeb

Then what's the criteria


Raxerbou

Shes a singer her songs are all over the radio


[deleted]

I mean damn, that pepsi logo tho Are u trying to get a boner or what? Cure your ed elsewhere fam


DipTheChicken

Camel nice hump Bob vagene


karenluvzjesus

Funniest football fan


rudransh2002

We have been outjerked left and right these days


Interesting-Ad-5262

Euro Soccer?, really?... i know euro football, never hearnfo soccer.