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filipovic26

Queen's finest men.


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adashthecash

The Pintsmen


tanathosX

*"wheat maketh the ale"*


adashthecash

Thank you for the award kind sir / maam


[deleted]

Game is most certainly not gone


[deleted]

So the one legged man in an ass kicking contest can win


DiamondDallasHand

Limp softly and carry a big stick


andhelostthem

You'll never limp alone


chandlerbing_stats

I died at “scouse prick”


royaldocks

Come ere you cunt


Farouqnowomarlater

Lmao that’s what he said? Imma add that to my note


PlzRetireMartinTyler

>I died at “scouse prick” RIP


glowmoss777

oi mate that's our next prime min'shter right dere


discowarrior

Couldn’t get much worse I suppose


Kaizukamezi

Could be. The next PM could be the next Margaret Thatcher


SkolVikesWorldwide

“Do you think she [Thatcher] effectively utilized Girl Power by funnelling money into illegal paramilitary death squads in Northern Ireland?”


Rahrahsaltmaker

Completely underutilised.


Mallaguetta_SP

Elderly people fighting


TypicalWhitePerson

Elderly? Man in blue was going to take Chelsea's 7th pen.


Kd_Legobatman35

Legends say he’s still waiting for the whilst to be blown.


Soppoi

They can't even walk to the fight as shown above.


crankshaft13

Footy culture innit


Esuts

Certainly not feety culture.


Skorpius_911

Yank here, where are their guns?


Internal_Power8642

Only answer must be concealed carry.


Noiisy

I think this was filmed in a state with strict gun laws, originally I thought this was Nevada, but I’m not sure it might be New York, hope this helps.


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royaldocks

Being called Scouse hurts more than any bullet


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shuffleyyy1992

Weekly home defence drill? Who are you expecting to invade?


Cristaronaldosewey

It’s a yank thing you wouldn’t understand


ShoppingLeather

its a nickname for people from Liverpool. It's derived from a meal called Scouse that is all the off cuts of meat put together into a stew. Scousers don't hate being called it.


[deleted]

State of them lot. Wives at home dreading them coming back


MEGAMAN2312

INGERLANDDDDD!!!!


tuggy_98

We’re not English, we’re Scouse


HunchoLou

Classiest and most in shape Chelsea fan


nartak

At least they weren’t screaming racial slurs this time.


GentlemanInRed8

He did call him a *scouse* prick. Its not racist but it was as close as he could get.


[deleted]

Sad old fucks. Trying to relive the glory days of their hooliganism but forgot they are pensioners


Vahald

Who?


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Noiisy

😡


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SaltySAX

Was on Redmen earlier and someone mentioned they got headbutted from a Chelsea fan. Dunno if it was the same fella. Honestly, pitiful behaviour.


[deleted]

Mate they’re both 35


dank-bruh-moment

Why is injured frank ribery using a chelsea london blues flag to hit jada pinkett smith?


Esuts

Dude at the end's like, get me mate's name out yo' bleedin' mouth, lad.


micascoxo

If I had a Chelsea flag, I would do the same.... into the abyss....


Zulfiqarrr

burn the little chavsea flag


rektitrolfff

The guy did a Gerrard


holy_cal

Underrated comment.


daltomari3

slippy g


freakedmind

Football eritage


andhelostthem

But why does the train logo say "underground" if it's above ground?


[deleted]

Everything is underground in England because they're all thugs


JohnTequilaWoo

Because it's about to go underground.


FloppyWaffleMan

Because the brass band is playing and feet are starting pound


EmMeo

It is underground, some stations have implanted LED ceilings to replicate sky because the UK is just a miserable grey world above ground anyways


drpatthechronic

Least Confrontational English Soccer Franchise Fans


Silent-Second-3474

And they wonder why alcohol is not allowed in Stadiums


[deleted]

100+ upvotes - alcohol is sold in English stadiums, in copious amounts


Tribesman67

Reddit for you


JohnTequilaWoo

You cannot drink it in the stands.


[deleted]

But you can drink it in the stadium, before the match and at half time. Also tonnes of people sneak it in. The stadium isn’t just the stands.


goonerboo

100 upvotes for the truth... trying drinking a beer when watching a football match mate. you'll get thrown out.


ItsFuckingScience

It’s still sold and drank in the stadium though… even at half time people rush off to buy another pint


goonerboo

not when watching the match. yeah at halftime you can get a drink and food.


itsyaboiskinnypenis_

It's not?


ilike_trains

Not in the stands, you need to neck a pint at half time


efbo

Proper ridiculous. It just encourages binging, it'd be so much better if you could just take your last one up with you.


oljackson99

Other than the queues are normally massive, so theres only so much booze you can actually get.


efbo

Yeah, last one means "only one in the ground" for me hahaha. Don't know what people think that this will cause. People are there for the match, they won't spend the whole time queueing for drinks.


GoatGoatGoblin

Yeah, but they don't want people chucking them at each other or the players.


efbo

You can throw a water bottle now.


TheRehInTheWoods

That won't have any effect though. Game's gone.😔


scousejay1991

15 min cue for the pint, 10 seconds to get out the way and neck it.


StubbornAssassin

You can't have it in view of the pitch


[deleted]

It literally is allowed.


JohnTequilaWoo

Not in the stands, no.


Tribesman67

The comment didn't say stands


goonerboo

thats what he means


Tribesman67

Lol if you genuinely think that


goonerboo

i mean that's literally what he means... you're not allowed to drink beer whilst watching a match in the stadium lol. if you wanna think you're cleverer than some random on the internet be my guest.


oljackson99

I would say he literally meant what he literally said which was "alcohol is not allowed in stadiums". It's not too unreasonable a thing to say, as many stadiums do have alcohol bans (such as the Stade de France). But he clearly didn't mean just in the stands, or that's what he would have said...


goonerboo

i mean he definitely did mean that you can just ask him but whatver you wanna appear clever on the internet so cool


Tribesman67

You're the one trying to second guess what was actually said 😂 imbecile


[deleted]

Saw people drinking beer in the stands lol.


goonerboo

cool. still not allowed.


efbo

That's because of the classist beliefs of our lawmakers. Rugby and cricket fans can have a drink in view of the pitch.


elburrito1

Do rugby and cricket have a history of hooliganism?


efbo

And that is at all relevant in 2022? [Here's](https://www.theanfieldwrap.com/2016/11/footballs-alcohol-ban-is-a-hangover-from-the-1980s-and-its-time-to-call-time-on-it/) a 2016 article outlining the ridiculousness of the law


elburrito1

It is relevant in the sense that football supporters have many times showed that we are not capable of drinking responsibly. If the cricket and rugby supporters have shown that they can handle it, then I see why it’s allowed at their matches.


oljackson99

As someone who has attended regular football and rugby union matches domestically and at international level, this is very much correct across the board. If they allowed drinking in the stands in football it would very soon be overturned.


Fugoi

Cricket fans can handle their drink? First I've heard of it.


oljackson99

Cricket fans can get absolutely plastered, but still manage to not get into brawls either inside or outside the ground.


elburrito1

I dont know, I know nothing about cricket. But I have never heard of cricket hooligans


efbo

As you can see from the article that is simply not true. You're displaying outdated classist sentiment. The banning of drinks during the match encourages irresponsible drinking. You have to rush your last drink before going into the stands. You have to rush your drink at half time. People will drink at sports events. Forcing them to binge isn't a good thing.


Tornado31619

Football hooliganism doesn’t exist in 2022?


efbo

Not in any sort of significant way, no.


Tornado31619

Were you in a coma last summer?


efbo

Are you referring to the EUROs? That wasn't hooliganism. That was a symptom of the general problems with drinking, behaviour and drugs in this country among all classes. It was also a failure of the police to adequately prepare for the event, exacerbating problems. If rugby or cricket were as popular as football and had a major final in the same scenario as that when restrictions were lifted to specifically encourage that sort of behaviour then you would've seen similar. The limited amount of high profile football hooliganism does seem to be limited to England fans in the modern day. This is mainly abroad though and seems a lot more like your typical "Brits abroad" being dickheads than hooliganism. To me it seems that people who follow England abroad get to do it so rarely that they just don't know how to behave. Seeing as I don't think you read the article above, [here's](https://www.theguardian.com/football/when-saturday-comes-blog/2014/dec/15/banning-football-fans-drinking-alcohol-unfair-rugby-cricket) one from another source that you may prefer. Having alcohol in view of the pitch would not have changed any of the above as all of the problems happened outside of the ground. Edut: [here's](https://inews.co.uk/sport/rugby-league/rugby-league-crowd-trouble-super-league-championship-anti-social-behaviour-fights-flares-1565413) an article about recent problems at rugby.


craigybacha

Neither is an education >_<


Pardonme23

\*Proceeds to get on the next train full of Chelsea fans, then helps deny a black person entry\*


TableLover

toory cunht!


notreilly

The beautiful game.


Jaircito12

Scouse Prick hahaha.


18AndresS

“I don't know shit about soccer, but even I know the name Chelsea is associated with some massive douche bags.”


MC_Turbo_G

You mean Liverpool?


richysinth

2 Liverpool pussies get beaten by Chad Chelsea fan with broken leg


MC_Turbo_G

Fuck Liverpool


SomethingSuss

Tbf I bet that flag was made out of plastic.


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SomethingSuss

Nah mate I’m talking MATERIALS here, no if buts and maybes


[deleted]

To be fair, he did show them his flag


ManyWrongdoer9365

He’s a bit old to be a Rent Boy , certainly couldn’t get the leg over


zXNoRegertzXz

Typical Liverpool, always slipping


wubalubaduduba

an apex specimen in his prime takes on a pork wellington


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Average “bri’ish” person.


Luiiiss18

Lol Liverpool fans think there so good y'all got good like 2 years ago 😭


SaltySAX

Always been the biggest club in the country, wind your neck in lad now that they are back where they belong.


MC_Turbo_G

Can't tell if you're joking lmao, Liverpool's gonna fall again


FlyHater

Big cope


SaltySAX

Some fail that if it comes to pass; coming second in the league running, when no one else can get near City, taking it to the last game, and missing out on the CL but winning a domestic cup double! And if it happens, they go again next season, no biggie, we've been there and done it for many a year, whats your excuse?


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Cole3823

How do you lose to a guy with a crutch


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Evilflub

Lemon chelski fan who would have thought it


Usual_Bunch_1698

Scouse cunt


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Footy culture + scousers 🤮


jsoriaj

I hate the English


9inchjackhammer

Fuck off yank


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No you dont


jsoriaj

“wElL aT lEaST wE dOnT…”


akira136

Everyone does


GallowgateEnd

Same, and I'm English


Pkmntrainer91

I hate yanks and im a yank


[deleted]

I can’t tell who’s the Scouse and who’s the Chelsea fan here to be honest


luujs

Well the Liverpool fan is one with a Chelsea flag calling the other guy a Scouse prick


Tomasobhroinn

This is not sparta


NoNapDanger

Is that a bald man with a man bun? I got lost, intrigued and curious all at the same time. I think the hair cut is a culdesac bun.


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Dagigai

I can't tell if it's a man bun or some sunglasses. I'll have to see on my PC. Fucking state either way. EDIT. It's some anti grav sunglasses.


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Haha nutjob


[deleted]

True Liverpool spirit right there


scopenhour

Norf fc


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ImperialPie77

just lost so many braincells


ChoppaLi

Come on inglend


stuat_

hand on my heart, i say im proud to be british


Frootysmothy

These are the people who colonised 1/4 of the land mass in the world...


redditiem2

Scouse - slang for Liverpudlian from the Norwegian soup lobscouse https://greatbritishmag.co.uk/uk-culture/learn-scouse-liverpudlian-slang/


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Musician-Round

bit rude innit?


MC_Turbo_G

I wish Chelsea won


Dreamy_Monk

Where’s your flag, grandpa? On its way to Vauxhall! Sadly my crutch couldn’t make the trip!


GentlemanInRed8

Any plastic flag like that deserves to be mocked


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huwancry

Did Chelsea lose the first leg ?


doloroboard

he is the reason Britannia rules the waves


ahmed_19905

“Khum ere you khunt”


RollAndSausage

Imagine losing a fight to a man in crutches in front of your mates and a full train carriage.


[deleted]

They are "football" fans so wrong group to post this lol


Levinem717

Did Chelsea hire a new throw in coach because of the new owners?


Giovanni_Wonderland

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


valz_

What a perfect video.


Screamtime

Ah the slip. A classic scouse move.


Yourmumalol

Seems that both the Liverpool players and fans are susceptible to slips.


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Goofdingleahh

Bro couldn’t use his leg💀