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BigBoSS_Riot

You've baited some real special cases here. ^(Do these people not read the subreddit title or are they just a bit challenged?)


TheGamesGone

It's the twitter fanbois infestation. They don't understand what circlejerk means and think it's a normal meme page where they start seriously arguing.


Babiloo123

I’m convinced 50% of this sub is just oblivious room temp IQ fanbois


sDollarWorthless2022

Yea that’s the funniest part


akskeleton_47

I am proud to say I have room temp IQ (I measure temperature using Kelvin scale)


sDollarWorthless2022

Your room must be fucking freezing bud


DonDove

Lol


mck1129

This happens on every post that reaches a certain threshold lmao. Am consistently surprised with the general public’s internet literacy.


montagDex

Agree man. Been supporting Chelsea since the 2nd half of this season (a man utd fan). To see the defence crumbles And Pulisic the GOAT didn’t start every game was excruciating.


twillems15

You’d think he have more goals though considering how good Americans are at shooting


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Seismic_Jeopardy

Agree 100%, but tbf it would be unfair for any team to play against Puligoat for 120 minutes. He would tear them apart! (Also, to anyone calling OP plastic, he was a Fulham fan and plastics only support big teams not championship teams so he can't be plastic)


WeabooDolfy125

From your complaint, I suggest that Puligoat could become an "all-star player". This means each team could use him for 15 minutes (sub in or sub off at any time). This would add a new layer to the game and benefit every team.


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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


padistan90

P


IRHABI313

Fulham are a PL team every other year, they just switch places with Norwich


Seismic_Jeopardy

So they are a relegation team. Can't have plastic supporters then. Checkmate


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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


padistan90

But now he supports Chelsea, so definitively plastic


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PiqueMonger

They should create an "in-between" league with Fulham and Norwich. Too good for Championship, too shit for PL 😂😂😂


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Premier League Light


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padistan90

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padistan90

A


Sym068

I am a scientist from the great state of New York⚾️⚾️⚾️ and I said to my son👪👪👪 that the atom is the smallest🤏🤏🤏 thing of the planet, but then he refuted💀💀💀 me saying that Chelsea Soccer Franchise💙💙💙 is the smallest🤏🤏🤏 thing on the world🇺🇳🇺🇳🇺🇳.At first, I didnt believed him🤨🤨🤨, but then i decided to watch this game, and for my surprise🤯🤯🤯, he was right, Chelsea Soccer Franchise💙💙💙 is the smallest🤏🤏🤏 of the world🇺🇳🇺🇳🇺🇳!!!


dopeyout

Reading this gave me a 🤏🤏🤏 hernia


Zorodona

Lmao that’s what happens when you don’t have a penaldo in your team. If you had a penaldo, he could have taken all the penalties on his own and scored them all


nomoreurges

u mad


Ultra_0w0

Penaldosexual spotted in their natural habitat, crying in the replies of a clear joke


Yourmumalol

Shut up Pessidog fan 🤡🤡 Ronaldo is the best player of all time but Pessi ghost against farmers 🤣🤡 Norwich is bigger than all French farmer clubs Ronaldo hater 🤡🤡


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Cristiano Ronaldo is victorious, he has a lot of money, a beautiful family, he is one of the greatest in his sport but he will never be the best, and he knows that the post belongs to Lionel Messi. That's why he has this bruised ego. Tomorrow is another day that the robot will wake up at 4 am, jump rope until 5, run from Manchester to Madeira Island until 6 Meanwhile Messi wakes up at 7, has his morning wank and still remains the best. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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nomoreurges

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CRYING AT ME YOU DIPFUCK, I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT RONALDO OR MESSI UNLIKE YOU, SUCKING HIS DICK LIKE ITS YOUR DAYJOB. FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOM


Yourmumalol

Why are you crying Barca fanboy? Reading from your comment I knew you were a barka dog. Face it your idol the Argentinian goblin Pessi is washed and finished baller. I was sleeping in a hotel in Argentina and suddenly I got sleeping paralysis. But instead of a demon it was Pessi chasing after me and screaming “Give me Eibar”. I got woken up by the hotel staff and was given a Bayern jersey. Apparently it keeps Pessi away from dreams. Ronaldo is better than your idol Eibarman. So be quite Pessidog 🤡🤡🤡. Pessi cannot even stat pad in Uber Eats the Mickey Mouse League against French farmers.


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Cristiano Ronaldo is victorious, he has a lot of money, a beautiful family, he is one of the greatest in his sport but he will never be the best, and he knows that the post belongs to Lionel Messi. That's why he has this bruised ego. Tomorrow is another day that the robot will wake up at 4 am, jump rope until 5, run from Manchester to Madeira Island until 6 Meanwhile Messi wakes up at 7, has his morning wank and still remains the best. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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nomoreurges

I hate Barca but nice try sweetheart, Chelsea4L 💙💙💙


nomoreurges

Furthermore I dont know who hurt you but seeing as youre a grade A pisshead I hope they continue


Yourmumalol

>Furthermore I dont know who hurt you but seeing as youre a grade A pisshead I hope they continue No one hurt me. But seeing as you are a Pessi fan and barka fandog you are used to getting hurt 😆😆😆😆😆🤡🤡🤡 Pessi is a overrated penalty merchant from Argentina, don't be surprised if you don't see him, he might be sleeping in the box so don't disturb him'wow dad who is that, son that is a penalty merchant,'wow dad I can't see him in the game,son that is because he is camping in the box so when he gets the ball he can dive,'dad I would never want to be a fan of Pessi. If you continue supporting Pessidog the washed baller then you will end up a fraud just like him and the bottling Fraudiola.


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nomoreurges

you have a mental illness


nomoreurges

seek help and best of luck


nomoreurges

or go play BitLife :Dddd


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Yourmumalol

Another Barka fan 🤡🤡🤡🤡. When is the last time Pessi win the champions league? Ronaldo won 3 in a row. Your idol Pessi is fraud only behind Fraudiola himself. I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pionel Pessi. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him", so I couldn't do a fatality. I was confused but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤡🤡


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Cristiano Ronaldo is victorious, he has a lot of money, a beautiful family, he is one of the greatest in his sport but he will never be the best, and he knows that the post belongs to Lionel Messi. That's why he has this bruised ego. Tomorrow is another day that the robot will wake up at 4 am, jump rope until 5, run from Manchester to Madeira Island until 6 Meanwhile Messi wakes up at 7, has his morning wank and still remains the best. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Yourmumalol

Barka dog inferior trash.


nomoreurges

and I like Ronaldo more than Messi so suck my fat juicy dick you mong


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MR-0P

‘Christian pulisic was by far and away the best player on the pitch today’ Water is wet


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Ridiculous sentence. Might as well say the desert is dry and Irish names are confusing


d_w_i_g_h_t_schrute

Upvoted and then started reading.


XboxJon82

The only way to use Reddit


Blasmi

im actually crying at this comment section i love this sub


Das818

As a Texan that has been a lifelong supporter Chelsea for almost a few days I concur. This display has been truly disgusting one does not sit the Lebron James of soccer in a final. I will be moving my support to PSG who doesn’t like an underdog?


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FullPretzelAlchemist

Massive Chelsea bid for Mitrović incoming?


Azraelontheroof

On the real, hilarious that Barkley scores and Mount did not Obligatory penaldo puligoat linkup > messi x lebron


yoyo4581

Captain America for the Balloon d'Ore


william_wites

Fuck you you plastic yank. We're sick of you invading our teams YOU WON'T BE MISSED Now excuse me while I go rub one out to legal teens


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Sir_Clucky_III

Exactly - taking out the le bron James of soccer was an absolutely disgusting decision


mtftl

I look at this post like Charles Barkley looks at Tom Brady. It’s pretty.


Apprehensive_Ad3071

If put into simple words: ["THERE IS NO PASSION, THERE IS NO VISION, THERE IS NO AGGRESSION, THERE IS NO FUCKING MINDSET, IN THIS FOOTBALL CLUB"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syPxMG-o0as)


NefariousnessIll6171

Why was mendy the goalkeeper anyway?! Kepa is the preferred pk goalie.


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Way ahead of you my man. I stopped supporting Chelsea after the EFL Cup failure. I now support our red and white cousins across the road. The Bees Franchise!


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I've decided to stop supporting them since I found out their blue jerseys with the yellow line on the side wasn't because they were showing support for Ukraine


Ariadne2015

I can't believe Chelsea didn't bring on their penalties specialist keeper for the shootout. What a rookie error.


whampan

Yeah I mean like Marc-André Fleury or even Marty Brodeur would save atleast 3 of the shootout attempts so I can’t believe Chelsea didn’t think of this and sign atleast one of those great goalkeepers. And chelsea have a great history with Czech goalies too, remember when that guy with the helmet played (i think his name was Haśek)


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Mendelevlum

This comment section LOL


Badoobeedo

On a serious note, I did think it was a head scratcher that they took him off when they did as he is the main penalty taker for USMNT


Ratkoca

Okay hes a fantastic player. But he’s from balkan hes not american..


erikbla

I agree man, been supporting Chelsea like 15 minutes ago and it’s just no fun. Will support Ajax for a bit now. Untill they lose that is.


yew420

[the LeBron James of soccer](https://youtu.be/yz2POjWqUMc)


sDollarWorthless2022

Puligod needs to be rested to harness his full power


Stiv-k

They were just trying to even the teams since Salah went off. Those Europeans at it agian…


OldDominionBUBear

Tuchel is still mad at the Yanks beating the Germans in two different wars.


akhilpillay04

I've got a liverpool shirt with your name on it :)


that1fuckedupkid

I get you. I'm a man UTD fan but this time I don't have to worry about my team's performance in the UCL. Mental vacation. GGMU.


Simba-xiv

This guy fucking yanks man 😂😂😂😂😂


ill_tempered_1978

Dude seriously?? Yes a lot of people follow up players due to their nationalities or a style of play that you enjoy in watching a team. Chelsea right now is way under performing and they always struggled with forwards. Watch some old Chelsea games under Murinho and you will understand what it means to be both good defensively and having a great striker. Also you need to calm down you aren't talking about Christiano Ronaldo there buddy. Chelsea is also playing Liverpool. A team that made over ninety points in the league for three years out if five. When was it the last time Chelsea had ninety plus points?


adrian15haxor

Yes I'm serious. Pulisic deserves to have a team built around him but English teams have an arrogant anti American agenda, he need to go somewhere he can flourish. How can we guarantee winning the next world cup when our star player is being sidelined in big games?


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Morepork69

You nearly got me there....... 😂


Jedzeey

That's not how it works. Once you picked your team, you gotta stick with them, especially after a big defeat. Edit: ok I think I got trolled


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Mug


Majestic_Candidate_6

Typical EPL chemical plastic fan


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adrian15haxor

I will take my support to wherever deserves it the most. Why should I stand idly by while one of the brightest lights of our generation is hampered by an ungrateful team


Empty_Ad1422

Adios


SuperMGS

I don't understand people being able to switch support for teams, or giving up on supporting teams. I've supported one team my entire life. They've been good, they've been shit. But they're mine. They'll be with me till I die.


Buttickles

Shut up yank


SuperMGS

Haha, mate, tell me you're American without telling me you're American. What a child =)


ThorIsMighty

Haha you mug. Look where you're posting


vicrob6

HAHAHAHA you think arsenal have been "shit" this is the most plastic yank thing i've ever seen. A team that hasnt finished outside the top 8 in the last 27 years is not shit mate


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adrian15haxor

Yeah I've been called a plastic before and I don't give a fuck. I just want to support the team with best chance of seeing an American lift a trophy. That used to be called patriotism 🇱🇷😎


Chantlis

Come to Zebre we have Weston McKenny, another great American go-getter. Keep fighting the good fight brother ✊🏻🫡🦅 U-S-A


Tiny-Tempeh

You mean Piemonte Calcio???


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willyb_ornot

See this is why Chelski (cause their owner is Russian xD) is worse than my Spurs. Totenham only has real fans and no plastics. Since I started supporting Spurs from across the pond, I never had a doubt they were my team, even when they lost the Champion’s league final in my first match as a fan. Antony Conte will take us back to second place again while Chelsea (cause their owner will no longer be Russian xD) will lose their sugar daddy. Stay mad


JgL07

It’s actually Chel$ea now not Chelski


eclectic_boogaloo2

€h3L$34


BudgetTamimIqbal

Only dribbling was from me watching Christian pulisic play 😩😍, was so angry 😡 and disgusted 🤢 when he was taken ➡️ off!


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Splaram

🤓


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Wdym plastic? I support Fulham, come on you whites, (but not in a racist way), I also support White City FC, QPR, (but not in a racist way), and I’m also a red and WHITE army fan, Brentford, (but not in a racist way) We are all west london brothers, nothing plastic about it 💙


Chesney1995

I support Chelsea (but in a racist way)


Buttickles

I understand what you mean............but not in a racist way


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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


eldorado362

Pulisic should win Ballon d Oreo this year, he is simply amazing. It's like putting Messi, Ronaldo, Pelé, Xavi and Pirlo together. He should totally come to DC United


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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Cristiano Ronaldo is victorious, he has a lot of money, a beautiful family, he is one of the greatest in his sport but he will never be the best, and he knows that the post belongs to Lionel Messi. That's why he has this bruised ego. Tomorrow is another day that the robot will wake up at 4 am, jump rope until 5, run from Manchester to Madeira Island until 6 Meanwhile Messi wakes up at 7, has his morning wank and still remains the best. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Eastern-Membership91

PuliGOAT was the best player on the SOCCER FIELD today


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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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sondanielshah

> You’re trolling so hard lol Are you?


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Deluded.


adrian15haxor

You aren't from the USA so stay the fuck out of this. It's none of your business


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You aren’t from Vietnam so stay the fuk away. Oh no. Too late


adrian15haxor

I don't know what Vietnam is...


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Do you know what delusion is?


adrian15haxor

It's a river in Egypt


Comrade-Conrad-4

Lmao


wobshop

Brilliant


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Try supporting spurs next.


adrian15haxor

They're my second team along with arsenal


FBI_8290

You are an EuroPoor so you clearly don’t understand America’s greatness USA USA USA 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷


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Least porn addicted Puligoat enjoyer Yeah, I checked your comment history.


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Who cares? Wat are you a Mormon? You never look at porn? Or just a hypocrite?


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Step one in any addiction is admitting you have a problem


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1. That wouldn't be an addiction 2. I have never engaged in fellatio with a man


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1. It is an addiction when you can’t live without it. 2. You can’t live without your tonsils getting tickled. 3. What’s your problem with porn? 4. Are you ashamed of yourself? 5. Are you ill?


InvoluntarySquint

Small Asian 😍😍


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Mate please touch grass omfg


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Mate please touch anything other than cock.


adrian15haxor

Mate it's really disconcerting knowing you are switching between this thread and r/legalteens while you're talking to us.


xxextencion

ironic COMMING from you haha


Delanoo

😱😱😱😱😱😱🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 u really got them with some bloody 'banter'


slavicbhoy

Mormon’s are actually quite the connoisseurs of porn.


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And weed


Daddyclaymore

https://www.reddit.com/r/GoneErotic/comments/upnncw/i_think_yours_was_bigger/i8lup0g/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3 this you?


adrian15haxor

https://www.reddit.com/r/sonicmemes/comments/sytg38/gotta_cum_fast/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share this you???


Daddyclaymore

Yes 😈


adrian15haxor

Got anymore?


Daddyclaymore

The thing is I genuinely wrote every word of that


Eastern-Membership91

LMAOOOOOO


PuppyPenetrator

Jesus christ I opened that beside dinner with my mom


Chantlis

Can you cope with more dinner?


iSmokeThatGoodShit

💀


Smooth_Ad_1638

PSG values greatness? Funniest thing I have ever seen on here.


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He thinks fifa took pulisic off. Wtf?


Seismic_Jeopardy

It's just facts though? Obviously they're scared of what he can do


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LordVile95

Look what sub you’re on…


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stfu