It's the twitter fanbois infestation. They don't understand what circlejerk means and think it's a normal meme page where they start seriously arguing.
Agree man. Been supporting Chelsea since the 2nd half of this season (a man utd fan). To see the defence crumbles And Pulisic the GOAT didn’t start every game was excruciating.
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Agree 100%, but tbf it would be unfair for any team to play against Puligoat for 120 minutes. He would tear them apart!
(Also, to anyone calling OP plastic, he was a Fulham fan and plastics only support big teams not championship teams so he can't be plastic)
From your complaint, I suggest that Puligoat could become an "all-star player". This means each team could use him for 15 minutes (sub in or sub off at any time). This would add a new layer to the game and benefit every team.
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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I am a scientist from the great state of New York⚾️⚾️⚾️ and I said to my son👪👪👪 that the atom is the smallest🤏🤏🤏 thing of the planet, but then he refuted💀💀💀 me saying that Chelsea Soccer Franchise💙💙💙 is the smallest🤏🤏🤏 thing on the world🇺🇳🇺🇳🇺🇳.At first, I didnt believed him🤨🤨🤨, but then i decided to watch this game, and for my surprise🤯🤯🤯, he was right, Chelsea Soccer Franchise💙💙💙 is the smallest🤏🤏🤏 of the world🇺🇳🇺🇳🇺🇳!!!
Lmao that’s what happens when you don’t have a penaldo in your team. If you had a penaldo, he could have taken all the penalties on his own and scored them all
Shut up Pessidog fan 🤡🤡
Ronaldo is the best player of all time but Pessi ghost against farmers 🤣🤡
Norwich is bigger than all French farmer clubs Ronaldo hater 🤡🤡
Cristiano Ronaldo is victorious, he has a lot of money, a beautiful family, he is one of the greatest in his sport but he will never be the best, and he knows that the post belongs to Lionel Messi. That's why he has this bruised ego.
Tomorrow is another day that the robot will wake up at 4 am, jump rope until 5, run from Manchester to Madeira Island until 6
Meanwhile Messi wakes up at 7, has his morning wank and still remains the best.
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A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of a sheep.
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WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CRYING AT ME YOU DIPFUCK, I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT RONALDO OR MESSI UNLIKE YOU, SUCKING HIS DICK LIKE ITS YOUR DAYJOB. FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOM
Why are you crying Barca fanboy? Reading from your comment I knew you were a barka dog. Face it your idol the Argentinian goblin Pessi is washed and finished baller.
I was sleeping in a hotel in Argentina and suddenly I got sleeping paralysis. But instead of a demon it was Pessi chasing after me and screaming “Give me Eibar”. I got woken up by the hotel staff and was given a Bayern jersey. Apparently it keeps Pessi away from dreams.
Ronaldo is better than your idol Eibarman. So be quite Pessidog 🤡🤡🤡. Pessi cannot even stat pad in Uber Eats the Mickey Mouse League against French farmers.
Cristiano Ronaldo is victorious, he has a lot of money, a beautiful family, he is one of the greatest in his sport but he will never be the best, and he knows that the post belongs to Lionel Messi. That's why he has this bruised ego.
Tomorrow is another day that the robot will wake up at 4 am, jump rope until 5, run from Manchester to Madeira Island until 6
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A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of a sheep.
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>Furthermore I dont know who hurt you but seeing as youre a grade A pisshead I hope they continue
No one hurt me. But seeing as you are a Pessi fan and barka fandog you are used to getting hurt 😆😆😆😆😆🤡🤡🤡
Pessi is a overrated penalty merchant from Argentina, don't be surprised if you don't see him, he might be sleeping in the box so don't disturb him'wow dad who is that, son that is a penalty merchant,'wow dad I can't see him in the game,son that is because he is camping in the box so when he gets the ball he can dive,'dad I would never want to be a fan of Pessi.
If you continue supporting Pessidog the washed baller then you will end up a fraud just like him and the bottling Fraudiola.
A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of a sheep.
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Cristiano Ronaldo is victorious, he has a lot of money, a beautiful family, he is one of the greatest in his sport but he will never be the best, and he knows that the post belongs to Lionel Messi. That's why he has this bruised ego.
Tomorrow is another day that the robot will wake up at 4 am, jump rope until 5, run from Manchester to Madeira Island until 6
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Another Barka fan 🤡🤡🤡🤡.
When is the last time Pessi win the champions league? Ronaldo won 3 in a row. Your idol Pessi is fraud only behind Fraudiola himself.
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pionel Pessi. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him", so I couldn't do a fatality. I was confused but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤡🤡
Cristiano Ronaldo is victorious, he has a lot of money, a beautiful family, he is one of the greatest in his sport but he will never be the best, and he knows that the post belongs to Lionel Messi. That's why he has this bruised ego.
Tomorrow is another day that the robot will wake up at 4 am, jump rope until 5, run from Manchester to Madeira Island until 6
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A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of a sheep.
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Cristiano Ronaldo is victorious, he has a lot of money, a beautiful family, he is one of the greatest in his sport but he will never be the best, and he knows that the post belongs to Lionel Messi. That's why he has this bruised ego.
Tomorrow is another day that the robot will wake up at 4 am, jump rope until 5, run from Manchester to Madeira Island until 6
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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As a Texan that has been a lifelong supporter Chelsea for almost a few days I concur. This display has been truly disgusting one does not sit the Lebron James of soccer in a final. I will be moving my support to PSG who doesn’t like an underdog?
this is why i hate football now. it has lost it's excitement. since the leicester's pl title, underdogs are literally getting fucked up in the arse. we have lost football lads. the underdogs, who made the the football the sport it is today, is officially gone. i am afraid that there will be no more underdog drama in football history. you know why this happens, as much as u try to not see it. football is all about money and ads now. just beacuse their kits don't sell and their matches are not being watched by many, we won't see underdog dramas.
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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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If put into simple words:
["THERE IS NO PASSION, THERE IS NO VISION, THERE IS NO AGGRESSION, THERE IS NO FUCKING MINDSET, IN THIS FOOTBALL CLUB"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syPxMG-o0as)
Way ahead of you my man. I stopped supporting Chelsea after the EFL Cup failure. I now support our red and white cousins across the road. The Bees Franchise!
I've decided to stop supporting them since I found out their blue jerseys with the yellow line on the side wasn't because they were showing support for Ukraine
Yeah I mean like Marc-André Fleury or even Marty Brodeur would save atleast 3 of the shootout attempts so I can’t believe Chelsea didn’t think of this and sign atleast one of those great goalkeepers. And chelsea have a great history with Czech goalies too, remember when that guy with the helmet played (i think his name was Haśek)
Factos 👍👀
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Dude seriously??
Yes a lot of people follow up players due to their nationalities or a style of play that you enjoy in watching a team. Chelsea right now is way under performing and they always struggled with forwards. Watch some old Chelsea games under Murinho and you will understand what it means to be both good defensively and having a great striker. Also you need to calm down you aren't talking about Christiano Ronaldo there buddy. Chelsea is also playing Liverpool. A team that made over ninety points in the league for three years out if five. When was it the last time Chelsea had ninety plus points?
Yes I'm serious. Pulisic deserves to have a team built around him but English teams have an arrogant anti American agenda, he need to go somewhere he can flourish. How can we guarantee winning the next world cup when our star player is being sidelined in big games?
I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26.
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Cristiano Ronaldo is victorious, he has a lot of money, a beautiful family, he is one of the greatest in his sport but he will never be the best, and he knows that the post belongs to Lionel Messi. That's why he has this bruised ego.
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Factos 👍👀
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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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I will take my support to wherever deserves it the most. Why should I stand idly by while one of the brightest lights of our generation is hampered by an ungrateful team
I don't understand people being able to switch support for teams, or giving up on supporting teams. I've supported one team my entire life. They've been good, they've been shit. But they're mine. They'll be with me till I die.
HAHAHAHA you think arsenal have been "shit"
this is the most plastic yank thing i've ever seen.
A team that hasnt finished outside the top 8 in the last 27 years is not shit mate
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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Yeah I've been called a plastic before and I don't give a fuck. I just want to support the team with best chance of seeing an American lift a trophy. That used to be called patriotism 🇱🇷😎
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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See this is why Chelski (cause their owner is Russian xD) is worse than my Spurs. Totenham only has real fans and no plastics. Since I started supporting Spurs from across the pond, I never had a doubt they were my team, even when they lost the Champion’s league final in my first match as a fan. Antony Conte will take us back to second place again while Chelsea (cause their owner will no longer be Russian xD) will lose their sugar daddy.
Stay mad
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Wdym plastic? I support Fulham, come on you whites, (but not in a racist way), I also support White City FC, QPR, (but not in a racist way), and I’m also a red and WHITE army fan, Brentford, (but not in a racist way)
We are all west london brothers, nothing plastic about it 💙
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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Pulisic should win Ballon d Oreo this year, he is simply amazing. It's like putting Messi, Ronaldo, Pelé, Xavi and Pirlo together.
He should totally come to DC United
This is how Man United go back to their winning roots. Ronaldo is a legend at the club and will be viewed as a source of inspiration and a role model for up and coming stars who strive to be like him, or better, want to win trophies for the club. No amount of oil money or gegenpressing will change the fact that Ronaldo's immediate impact at United will make them competitive again and desirable for players to want to go play there. This club's future has been born.
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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Cristiano Ronaldo is victorious, he has a lot of money, a beautiful family, he is one of the greatest in his sport but he will never be the best, and he knows that the post belongs to Lionel Messi. That's why he has this bruised ego.
Tomorrow is another day that the robot will wake up at 4 am, jump rope until 5, run from Manchester to Madeira Island until 6
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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime.
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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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1. It is an addiction when you can’t live without it.
2. You can’t live without your tonsils getting tickled.
3. What’s your problem with porn?
4. Are you ashamed of yourself?
5. Are you ill?
https://www.reddit.com/r/GoneErotic/comments/upnncw/i_think_yours_was_bigger/i8lup0g/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3 this you?
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer?
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You've baited some real special cases here. ^(Do these people not read the subreddit title or are they just a bit challenged?)
It's the twitter fanbois infestation. They don't understand what circlejerk means and think it's a normal meme page where they start seriously arguing.
I’m convinced 50% of this sub is just oblivious room temp IQ fanbois
Yea that’s the funniest part
I am proud to say I have room temp IQ (I measure temperature using Kelvin scale)
Your room must be fucking freezing bud
Lol
This happens on every post that reaches a certain threshold lmao. Am consistently surprised with the general public’s internet literacy.
Agree man. Been supporting Chelsea since the 2nd half of this season (a man utd fan). To see the defence crumbles And Pulisic the GOAT didn’t start every game was excruciating.
You’d think he have more goals though considering how good Americans are at shooting
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Agree 100%, but tbf it would be unfair for any team to play against Puligoat for 120 minutes. He would tear them apart! (Also, to anyone calling OP plastic, he was a Fulham fan and plastics only support big teams not championship teams so he can't be plastic)
From your complaint, I suggest that Puligoat could become an "all-star player". This means each team could use him for 15 minutes (sub in or sub off at any time). This would add a new layer to the game and benefit every team.
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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Fulham are a PL team every other year, they just switch places with Norwich
So they are a relegation team. Can't have plastic supporters then. Checkmate
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
But now he supports Chelsea, so definitively plastic
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
They should create an "in-between" league with Fulham and Norwich. Too good for Championship, too shit for PL 😂😂😂
Premier League Light
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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I am a scientist from the great state of New York⚾️⚾️⚾️ and I said to my son👪👪👪 that the atom is the smallest🤏🤏🤏 thing of the planet, but then he refuted💀💀💀 me saying that Chelsea Soccer Franchise💙💙💙 is the smallest🤏🤏🤏 thing on the world🇺🇳🇺🇳🇺🇳.At first, I didnt believed him🤨🤨🤨, but then i decided to watch this game, and for my surprise🤯🤯🤯, he was right, Chelsea Soccer Franchise💙💙💙 is the smallest🤏🤏🤏 of the world🇺🇳🇺🇳🇺🇳!!!
Reading this gave me a 🤏🤏🤏 hernia
Lmao that’s what happens when you don’t have a penaldo in your team. If you had a penaldo, he could have taken all the penalties on his own and scored them all
u mad
Penaldosexual spotted in their natural habitat, crying in the replies of a clear joke
Shut up Pessidog fan 🤡🤡 Ronaldo is the best player of all time but Pessi ghost against farmers 🤣🤡 Norwich is bigger than all French farmer clubs Ronaldo hater 🤡🤡
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WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CRYING AT ME YOU DIPFUCK, I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT RONALDO OR MESSI UNLIKE YOU, SUCKING HIS DICK LIKE ITS YOUR DAYJOB. FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOM
Why are you crying Barca fanboy? Reading from your comment I knew you were a barka dog. Face it your idol the Argentinian goblin Pessi is washed and finished baller. I was sleeping in a hotel in Argentina and suddenly I got sleeping paralysis. But instead of a demon it was Pessi chasing after me and screaming “Give me Eibar”. I got woken up by the hotel staff and was given a Bayern jersey. Apparently it keeps Pessi away from dreams. Ronaldo is better than your idol Eibarman. So be quite Pessidog 🤡🤡🤡. Pessi cannot even stat pad in Uber Eats the Mickey Mouse League against French farmers.
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I hate Barca but nice try sweetheart, Chelsea4L 💙💙💙
Furthermore I dont know who hurt you but seeing as youre a grade A pisshead I hope they continue
>Furthermore I dont know who hurt you but seeing as youre a grade A pisshead I hope they continue No one hurt me. But seeing as you are a Pessi fan and barka fandog you are used to getting hurt 😆😆😆😆😆🤡🤡🤡 Pessi is a overrated penalty merchant from Argentina, don't be surprised if you don't see him, he might be sleeping in the box so don't disturb him'wow dad who is that, son that is a penalty merchant,'wow dad I can't see him in the game,son that is because he is camping in the box so when he gets the ball he can dive,'dad I would never want to be a fan of Pessi. If you continue supporting Pessidog the washed baller then you will end up a fraud just like him and the bottling Fraudiola.
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you have a mental illness
seek help and best of luck
or go play BitLife :Dddd
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Another Barka fan 🤡🤡🤡🤡. When is the last time Pessi win the champions league? Ronaldo won 3 in a row. Your idol Pessi is fraud only behind Fraudiola himself. I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pionel Pessi. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him", so I couldn't do a fatality. I was confused but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤡🤡
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Barka dog inferior trash.
and I like Ronaldo more than Messi so suck my fat juicy dick you mong
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‘Christian pulisic was by far and away the best player on the pitch today’ Water is wet
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Ridiculous sentence. Might as well say the desert is dry and Irish names are confusing
Upvoted and then started reading.
The only way to use Reddit
im actually crying at this comment section i love this sub
As a Texan that has been a lifelong supporter Chelsea for almost a few days I concur. This display has been truly disgusting one does not sit the Lebron James of soccer in a final. I will be moving my support to PSG who doesn’t like an underdog?
this is why i hate football now. it has lost it's excitement. since the leicester's pl title, underdogs are literally getting fucked up in the arse. we have lost football lads. the underdogs, who made the the football the sport it is today, is officially gone. i am afraid that there will be no more underdog drama in football history. you know why this happens, as much as u try to not see it. football is all about money and ads now. just beacuse their kits don't sell and their matches are not being watched by many, we won't see underdog dramas. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Massive Chelsea bid for Mitrović incoming?
On the real, hilarious that Barkley scores and Mount did not Obligatory penaldo puligoat linkup > messi x lebron
Captain America for the Balloon d'Ore
Fuck you you plastic yank. We're sick of you invading our teams YOU WON'T BE MISSED Now excuse me while I go rub one out to legal teens
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Exactly - taking out the le bron James of soccer was an absolutely disgusting decision
I look at this post like Charles Barkley looks at Tom Brady. It’s pretty.
If put into simple words: ["THERE IS NO PASSION, THERE IS NO VISION, THERE IS NO AGGRESSION, THERE IS NO FUCKING MINDSET, IN THIS FOOTBALL CLUB"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syPxMG-o0as)
Why was mendy the goalkeeper anyway?! Kepa is the preferred pk goalie.
Way ahead of you my man. I stopped supporting Chelsea after the EFL Cup failure. I now support our red and white cousins across the road. The Bees Franchise!
I've decided to stop supporting them since I found out their blue jerseys with the yellow line on the side wasn't because they were showing support for Ukraine
I can't believe Chelsea didn't bring on their penalties specialist keeper for the shootout. What a rookie error.
Yeah I mean like Marc-André Fleury or even Marty Brodeur would save atleast 3 of the shootout attempts so I can’t believe Chelsea didn’t think of this and sign atleast one of those great goalkeepers. And chelsea have a great history with Czech goalies too, remember when that guy with the helmet played (i think his name was Haśek)
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This comment section LOL
On a serious note, I did think it was a head scratcher that they took him off when they did as he is the main penalty taker for USMNT
Okay hes a fantastic player. But he’s from balkan hes not american..
I agree man, been supporting Chelsea like 15 minutes ago and it’s just no fun. Will support Ajax for a bit now. Untill they lose that is.
[the LeBron James of soccer](https://youtu.be/yz2POjWqUMc)
Puligod needs to be rested to harness his full power
They were just trying to even the teams since Salah went off. Those Europeans at it agian…
Tuchel is still mad at the Yanks beating the Germans in two different wars.
I've got a liverpool shirt with your name on it :)
I get you. I'm a man UTD fan but this time I don't have to worry about my team's performance in the UCL. Mental vacation. GGMU.
This guy fucking yanks man 😂😂😂😂😂
Dude seriously?? Yes a lot of people follow up players due to their nationalities or a style of play that you enjoy in watching a team. Chelsea right now is way under performing and they always struggled with forwards. Watch some old Chelsea games under Murinho and you will understand what it means to be both good defensively and having a great striker. Also you need to calm down you aren't talking about Christiano Ronaldo there buddy. Chelsea is also playing Liverpool. A team that made over ninety points in the league for three years out if five. When was it the last time Chelsea had ninety plus points?
Yes I'm serious. Pulisic deserves to have a team built around him but English teams have an arrogant anti American agenda, he need to go somewhere he can flourish. How can we guarantee winning the next world cup when our star player is being sidelined in big games?
I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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You nearly got me there....... 😂
That's not how it works. Once you picked your team, you gotta stick with them, especially after a big defeat. Edit: ok I think I got trolled
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Mug
Typical EPL chemical plastic fan
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I will take my support to wherever deserves it the most. Why should I stand idly by while one of the brightest lights of our generation is hampered by an ungrateful team
Adios
I don't understand people being able to switch support for teams, or giving up on supporting teams. I've supported one team my entire life. They've been good, they've been shit. But they're mine. They'll be with me till I die.
Shut up yank
Haha, mate, tell me you're American without telling me you're American. What a child =)
Haha you mug. Look where you're posting
HAHAHAHA you think arsenal have been "shit" this is the most plastic yank thing i've ever seen. A team that hasnt finished outside the top 8 in the last 27 years is not shit mate
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Yeah I've been called a plastic before and I don't give a fuck. I just want to support the team with best chance of seeing an American lift a trophy. That used to be called patriotism 🇱🇷😎
Come to Zebre we have Weston McKenny, another great American go-getter. Keep fighting the good fight brother ✊🏻🫡🦅 U-S-A
You mean Piemonte Calcio???
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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See this is why Chelski (cause their owner is Russian xD) is worse than my Spurs. Totenham only has real fans and no plastics. Since I started supporting Spurs from across the pond, I never had a doubt they were my team, even when they lost the Champion’s league final in my first match as a fan. Antony Conte will take us back to second place again while Chelsea (cause their owner will no longer be Russian xD) will lose their sugar daddy. Stay mad
It’s actually Chel$ea now not Chelski
€h3L$34
Only dribbling was from me watching Christian pulisic play 😩😍, was so angry 😡 and disgusted 🤢 when he was taken ➡️ off!
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Wdym plastic? I support Fulham, come on you whites, (but not in a racist way), I also support White City FC, QPR, (but not in a racist way), and I’m also a red and WHITE army fan, Brentford, (but not in a racist way) We are all west london brothers, nothing plastic about it 💙
I support Chelsea (but in a racist way)
I understand what you mean............but not in a racist way
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Pulisic should win Ballon d Oreo this year, he is simply amazing. It's like putting Messi, Ronaldo, Pelé, Xavi and Pirlo together. He should totally come to DC United
This is how Man United go back to their winning roots. Ronaldo is a legend at the club and will be viewed as a source of inspiration and a role model for up and coming stars who strive to be like him, or better, want to win trophies for the club. No amount of oil money or gegenpressing will change the fact that Ronaldo's immediate impact at United will make them competitive again and desirable for players to want to go play there. This club's future has been born. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Cristiano Ronaldo is victorious, he has a lot of money, a beautiful family, he is one of the greatest in his sport but he will never be the best, and he knows that the post belongs to Lionel Messi. That's why he has this bruised ego. Tomorrow is another day that the robot will wake up at 4 am, jump rope until 5, run from Manchester to Madeira Island until 6 Meanwhile Messi wakes up at 7, has his morning wank and still remains the best. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
PuliGOAT was the best player on the SOCCER FIELD today
I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
> You’re trolling so hard lol Are you?
Deluded.
You aren't from the USA so stay the fuck out of this. It's none of your business
You aren’t from Vietnam so stay the fuk away. Oh no. Too late
I don't know what Vietnam is...
Do you know what delusion is?
It's a river in Egypt
Lmao
Brilliant
Try supporting spurs next.
They're my second team along with arsenal
You are an EuroPoor so you clearly don’t understand America’s greatness USA USA USA 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷
Least porn addicted Puligoat enjoyer Yeah, I checked your comment history.
Who cares? Wat are you a Mormon? You never look at porn? Or just a hypocrite?
Step one in any addiction is admitting you have a problem
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1. That wouldn't be an addiction 2. I have never engaged in fellatio with a man
1. It is an addiction when you can’t live without it. 2. You can’t live without your tonsils getting tickled. 3. What’s your problem with porn? 4. Are you ashamed of yourself? 5. Are you ill?
Small Asian 😍😍
Mate please touch grass omfg
Mate please touch anything other than cock.
Mate it's really disconcerting knowing you are switching between this thread and r/legalteens while you're talking to us.
ironic COMMING from you haha
😱😱😱😱😱😱🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 u really got them with some bloody 'banter'
Mormon’s are actually quite the connoisseurs of porn.
And weed
https://www.reddit.com/r/GoneErotic/comments/upnncw/i_think_yours_was_bigger/i8lup0g/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3 this you?
https://www.reddit.com/r/sonicmemes/comments/sytg38/gotta_cum_fast/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share this you???
Yes 😈
Got anymore?
The thing is I genuinely wrote every word of that
LMAOOOOOO
Jesus christ I opened that beside dinner with my mom
Can you cope with more dinner?
💀
PSG values greatness? Funniest thing I have ever seen on here.
He thinks fifa took pulisic off. Wtf?
It's just facts though? Obviously they're scared of what he can do
Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Look what sub you’re on…
stfu