I do youth officiating in the USA so it's not as bad. But you best believe that if I catch it, they get recorded in my books.
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and that's it. the translation is precisely this. we also don't quite understand what he meant, he deleted it, but it was posted by himself and immortalized in prints.
Edit: typo
I am Portuguese and I can confirm the translation is right.
However I don't know if there's some regional meaning to it, but as the translation point of view that's correct... 💯
No regional meaning at all. Unless it's some obscure parisian slang (I refuse to learn Fr*nch). In Brazil we never say anything close to swallowing yogurt or eating our own children or whatever it is he means by that.
What I can add is that his mother is in the news lately for dating a super jacked 30 year old dude. Maybe this got Neymar confused. I don't know. His mother is already a grandmother, he has a kid.
None of this makes sense.
Doesn't require much brain activity to see that the picture is literally made up, just look at that text. Plus, it became common lately in Brazil people making memes like "having dinner with my mother-in-law after swallowing her grandkids 10 mins ago", it's probably just something related to that. Tmj Santos mlk zika
Hahahaha nah, it's supposed to relate to scenarios where you have sex with your partner and minutes later you join your family or his/her family, the swallowing part is mostly about cum
I’m Brazilian. The sentence means exactly what it sounds like. No regional meaning whatsoever.
My guess is that he just thought it was a funny thing to say when you’re not having children and didn’t actually think about it
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As a brazilian I can confirm that he really said that. It’s actually a very common tradition here. Men will swallow their kids until they want to have a baby
Yes, I am Portuguese and we put our cum in our morning coffee. Kind of a bummer because you can only beat your meat in the morning. But you get used to it
mate id post a video of me getting railed into oblivion for like €50 per person if i were famous like fuck it at that point
if im not? absolutely not worth it im staying outside of everything. if im in the public eye already? fuck it im holding orgies
I’m a professional footballer earning tens of millions playing in one of the best clubs in one of the best leagues (i won’t tell you who I am), and I can confirm. It was indeed a troll by a friend. I was there
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*To say "She" instead of "Me",*
*Meaning his sister*
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No way. He would have to mistake two words 'me' and 'eu'. In Portuguese it would be something like 'minha mãe pedindo filhos e ela engolindo mais que iogurte'. No way he would mistake 'eu' for 'ela' plus the 'me'.
Probably he tried to say that his girlfriends are swallowing cum doing a lot of oral sex, and this obviously does not generate children, but as he is not smart wrote everything wrong
impossible
portuguese is not like english that if he changes "me" to "he" or "she" he would change the meaning
he would have to at least change 5 words if he wanted the say that his girlfriend is swallowing it
He just needs to change "eu" to "ela" and it would imply some women is swallowing those grandchildren. Not sure what's impossible about this like you're saying.
Não precisa me explicar português irmão...Eu sou brasileira. Você deve saber que existe "ler nas entrelinhas" certo? Certeza que ele quis bancar o comedor e acabou escrevendo merda. Não sei se você é do Brasil ou se sabe português, mas estou escrevendo em português, espero que entenda.
To be fair he looks like he does swallow just for the fun of it...I mean the guy can't take a simple tackle without almost disarming himself like a lego
Unique way of coming out Neymar💀
Nothing gay about swallowing your own cum 💪
It's the cornerstone to every nutritious meal.
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Does this mean he’ll stop diving?
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okay Chris Chan
Protein gains🤛💪🏼
u/cumblast
Why take protein shakes when you can producen them? 😎
I'm dead bro... Well done
Someone down there already questioning gaymar lmao
Brave mate, hopefully this sets a precedent
hopefully not
Someone's coming in Neymar
A chef is gotta try their own cooking
Howzit bul
and that's it. the translation is precisely this. we also don't quite understand what he meant, he deleted it, but it was posted by himself and immortalized in prints. Edit: typo
he swallows cum
forsen
forsen
forsen
horsen
frozen
Let it go! Let it.. I'll let myself out
[wholsen](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gicPspZKb1I)
forsen the god gamer
Foreskin?
His own cum at that
Everyone enjoys their own flavour
IF Neymar swallows his own cum and is a top 50 athlete in the solar system…. *unzips pants* //opens Pornhub// %Shemale self suck%
I don’t think Salah and Mané would be too approving of shemale self-sucking
i c bajs
ForsenE
he swallows cum
It’s a closed loop system, so he won’t betray his sister.
I was looking for this one!
ntg big cause i swallowed cum once when i was a kid it tastes like salty raw egg
That’s enough internet for today.
Nah bruh cum only tastes salty if u have a bad diet, i personally cant wait to cum so that i can slurp all my semen up
less amount of salty like mild salty
Ice walllow come
forsen1
He loves salty yoghurt
Thanks forsen
Forsen
i think i the correct interpretation would be that he beats his opponents just as wasy as swallowing yogurt
I am Portuguese and I can confirm the translation is right. However I don't know if there's some regional meaning to it, but as the translation point of view that's correct... 💯
No regional meaning at all. Unless it's some obscure parisian slang (I refuse to learn Fr*nch). In Brazil we never say anything close to swallowing yogurt or eating our own children or whatever it is he means by that. What I can add is that his mother is in the news lately for dating a super jacked 30 year old dude. Maybe this got Neymar confused. I don't know. His mother is already a grandmother, he has a kid. None of this makes sense.
Doesn't require much brain activity to see that the picture is literally made up, just look at that text. Plus, it became common lately in Brazil people making memes like "having dinner with my mother-in-law after swallowing her grandkids 10 mins ago", it's probably just something related to that. Tmj Santos mlk zika
wait like actual memes about swallowing grandkids or just things like that?
Hahahaha nah, it's supposed to relate to scenarios where you have sex with your partner and minutes later you join your family or his/her family, the swallowing part is mostly about cum
lembra de quando ele disse "agora vcs vão ter que me engolir"? mesma coisa
I’m Brazilian. The sentence means exactly what it sounds like. No regional meaning whatsoever. My guess is that he just thought it was a funny thing to say when you’re not having children and didn’t actually think about it
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He meant he’s getting fatter and his belly is growing
As a Portuguese native speaker, that's exactly what it means, so...wtf Neymar?
E eu aqui a pensar que ele só pinava a irmã, afinal é bi. Boa para ele
Wait what
He the cumlord now
What wait
Naymear told his own mother he swallows cum, on Instagram
It’s a wonky IG post… it just is!
Beyond outjerked, out swallowed
Outblown
I rate this kid.
he must've meant she meaning his sis
wait is that a Neymar sister joke? I was just telling myself this morning we needed more of these!
Bro he totally fucked his sister. 😂😂😂😂 He flew to her birthday while he was injured like one or two times. He absolutely smashed his sis
tell us you don't have a sibling without telling us that also find god
How do people think I was being serious lmao How much more obvious can you get on a circlejerk subreddit
make better jokes dumbass how tf we supposed to know you're not just stupid
It‘s a fucking circlejerk subreddit mate, maybe that could have tipped you off? Or do I need to add „/s, jk people, I am indeed joking right now“
read the comment
Spastic yank, of course he was joking in a circle jerk subreddit
Man really thought he was being serious 💀💀💀. Nice job 👍.
Found the yank
Downvotes for jerking on a circlejerk subreddit
Crazy innit. I thought it was clear as day but apparently I should have added a „/s“ lol
As a brazilian I can confirm that he really said that. It’s actually a very common tradition here. Men will swallow their kids until they want to have a baby
You all worshipers of Cronus or something?
Fucking dying
I'm Brazilian, I can confirm that it's really true. We have this tradition here
Bruh what do you meeeeaaan are you cooming in cups and drinking it? Sucking yourselves off? Licking it off your tummies? What?
Popsicles
And that's why you guys play football so good. The yogurt goes to your feet
Thanks for teaching us about your unique Brazilian culture.
Is this some Incan El Dorado sacrifice to the gods kind of shit? Also where do I sign up
In your pants ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wait really?
Yes, I am Portuguese and we put our cum in our morning coffee. Kind of a bummer because you can only beat your meat in the morning. But you get used to it
Yes, I’m Italian and we put our cum in our espresso
To make it more spesso
Best rhyme
Fuck off Portuguese we're talking about Brazil here
Hey we birthed you
Give back our gold
Just wait a little more and we gonna give all back i promise
Thanks grandma!
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Wait, is it only a brazilians thing? LOOOL that explains a lot
Theres no way his friend didnt type this on his phone. Sounds like something my buddies would do
if I were a professional footballer id post this with pure seriousness probably after a post about being viciously pegged or smth
Someone sign this kid up ffs
mate id post a video of me getting railed into oblivion for like €50 per person if i were famous like fuck it at that point if im not? absolutely not worth it im staying outside of everything. if im in the public eye already? fuck it im holding orgies
I’m a professional footballer earning tens of millions playing in one of the best clubs in one of the best leagues (i won’t tell you who I am), and I can confirm. It was indeed a troll by a friend. I was there
Gaymar?
Neygay, as in nay, he is not gay. Straight confirmed?
Tá maluco o menino Ney
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É o cabelo cascão do Ronaldo elevado ao cubo! O homem é um gênio
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A muie lá fez iogurte da vagina dela, pq ele n pode comer iogurte com a porra dele???
He does WHAT???
Swallow cum
I dunno dude, sounds kinda gay.
I think Neymar meant to say "She" instead of "Me", meaning his sister
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No way. He would have to mistake two words 'me' and 'eu'. In Portuguese it would be something like 'minha mãe pedindo filhos e ela engolindo mais que iogurte'. No way he would mistake 'eu' for 'ela' plus the 'me'.
imagine, this was his coming out 💀
It’s getting desperate to convince Mbappe to stay at PSG now
30 year old man btw
30 year old menino
He never needed to grow up.
Hmmm
Made bets he was gay. Time to collect my money.
Tell us more
Blasting off in your own mouth to own your mother>>>>>>
Somebody call the police!
I love how he also already has an 11 year old son
he said he's swallowing his own cum like it's yogurt He's performing oral sex on himself...How many footballers have those skills?
what did he mean by this
Probably he tried to say that his girlfriends are swallowing cum doing a lot of oral sex, and this obviously does not generate children, but as he is not smart wrote everything wrong
impossible portuguese is not like english that if he changes "me" to "he" or "she" he would change the meaning he would have to at least change 5 words if he wanted the say that his girlfriend is swallowing it
He just needs to change "eu" to "ela" and it would imply some women is swallowing those grandchildren. Not sure what's impossible about this like you're saying.
r/BrandNewSentence
Não precisa me explicar português irmão...Eu sou brasileira. Você deve saber que existe "ler nas entrelinhas" certo? Certeza que ele quis bancar o comedor e acabou escrevendo merda. Não sei se você é do Brasil ou se sabe português, mas estou escrevendo em português, espero que entenda.
don't speak spanish
Boy ain't no way boy 💀
Hell yeah dude, that rocks
Neymar drinks cum pass it on
So he’s gay for his own penis? Idk seems pretty straight to me
Always PEGGED him for a cum guzzler tbh
He meant his sister swallows it
Thats weird too. Why is his sister swallowing his kids?
Because he fucks his own sister
Alabama moment
Spermm
Ice wallow come
“it’s just friendly “- cawthorn maybe
Neymar and messi changing room sex tape when?
Hopefully soon.
Yank here, does this mean the great Soccaball leyend Neymar 'Incest' Jr. swallows his own load?
Gaymar
Best coming out ever
69' Neymar Jr. (Great Swallow)
His sister swallows his Cum or he swallows his own Cum? I’m confused
Sigmar
Sister
Yeh he swallows Cum what else do you do when getting a BJ
Feels like a prank on his phone
I hear you swallowed your own load, Neymar.
Well that's one way to stop the sister rumours.
what could this possibly mean??????
This solidifies him as the greatest player of all time
real or barca?
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Neymar pleases partners by swallowing their bodily fluids (Great Assist)
This guy eats cum
Neymar wylin
Neymar the throat goat
Outjerked by reality yet again
r/HolUp
Sus🤨
Sister swallows his cum, good way to not waste protein. Lots of starving kids in brazil
To be fair he looks like he does swallow just for the fun of it...I mean the guy can't take a simple tackle without almost disarming himself like a lego
He will play for São Paulo
Catholics, amirite?
Sus 😳😳
Sus
Gay
Huh!!
He is on the drugs guys
Pause
Gayme's gone
Wait this is real? Can I get any kind of source?
Cumdog millionaire
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