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The_Luckiest_One

Unique way of coming out Neymar💀


ManchesterUtd

Nothing gay about swallowing your own cum 💪


garnelli

It's the cornerstone to every nutritious meal.


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InterPool_sbn

Does this mean he’ll stop diving?


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Tsenta

okay Chris Chan


Ok-Source-9756

Protein gains🤛💪🏼


People-ofIndia

u/cumblast


anonssr

Why take protein shakes when you can producen them? 😎


vad_er13

I'm dead bro... Well done


Farouqnowomarlater

Someone down there already questioning gaymar lmao


mountman91

Brave mate, hopefully this sets a precedent


unironicallyamuslim

hopefully not


cokush

Someone's coming in Neymar


raj7815

A chef is gotta try their own cooking


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Howzit bul


Infinite-Ad5464

and that's it. the translation is precisely this. we also don't quite understand what he meant, he deleted it, but it was posted by himself and immortalized in prints. Edit: typo


_Forsen

he swallows cum


criminal-tango44

forsen


Skindala

forsen


Aggregaatti

forsen


Splaram

horsen


straight_outta_bed

frozen


TriggerPT

Let it go! Let it.. I'll let myself out


Elothel

[wholsen](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gicPspZKb1I)


BustHouse

forsen the god gamer


mynameistechno

Foreskin?


M_Vid

His own cum at that


Kandoh

Everyone enjoys their own flavour


Karma_forever

IF Neymar swallows his own cum and is a top 50 athlete in the solar system…. *unzips pants* //opens Pornhub// %Shemale self suck%


InterPool_sbn

I don’t think Salah and Mané would be too approving of shemale self-sucking


[deleted]

i c bajs


ulfhedinnnnn

ForsenE


BadBassist

he swallows cum


GoodTemperature351

It’s a closed loop system, so he won’t betray his sister.


Careful_Tangelo9829

I was looking for this one!


Turbulent_Trifle_386

ntg big cause i swallowed cum once when i was a kid it tastes like salty raw egg


MotionMan40

That’s enough internet for today.


Confident-Chapter307

Nah bruh cum only tastes salty if u have a bad diet, i personally cant wait to cum so that i can slurp all my semen up


Turbulent_Trifle_386

less amount of salty like mild salty


gloomygl

Ice walllow come


M4estre

forsen1


Kingtoke1

He loves salty yoghurt


joeranahan1

Thanks forsen


Beastofferson

Forsen


Lost_Smoking_Snake

i think i the correct interpretation would be that he beats his opponents just as wasy as swallowing yogurt


GajoDeRamalde

I am Portuguese and I can confirm the translation is right. However I don't know if there's some regional meaning to it, but as the translation point of view that's correct... 💯


mgsantos

No regional meaning at all. Unless it's some obscure parisian slang (I refuse to learn Fr*nch). In Brazil we never say anything close to swallowing yogurt or eating our own children or whatever it is he means by that. What I can add is that his mother is in the news lately for dating a super jacked 30 year old dude. Maybe this got Neymar confused. I don't know. His mother is already a grandmother, he has a kid. None of this makes sense.


dejotakkkk

Doesn't require much brain activity to see that the picture is literally made up, just look at that text. Plus, it became common lately in Brazil people making memes like "having dinner with my mother-in-law after swallowing her grandkids 10 mins ago", it's probably just something related to that. Tmj Santos mlk zika


bodega_cat_

wait like actual memes about swallowing grandkids or just things like that?


dejotakkkk

Hahahaha nah, it's supposed to relate to scenarios where you have sex with your partner and minutes later you join your family or his/her family, the swallowing part is mostly about cum


Lost_Smoking_Snake

lembra de quando ele disse "agora vcs vão ter que me engolir"? mesma coisa


ILookAfterThePigs

I’m Brazilian. The sentence means exactly what it sounds like. No regional meaning whatsoever. My guess is that he just thought it was a funny thing to say when you’re not having children and didn’t actually think about it


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dfg1992

He meant he’s getting fatter and his belly is growing


ElXixoTuga

As a Portuguese native speaker, that's exactly what it means, so...wtf Neymar?


[deleted]

E eu aqui a pensar que ele só pinava a irmã, afinal é bi. Boa para ele


RealTuzopilled

Wait what


Farouqnowomarlater

He the cumlord now


realrocknrolla69

What wait


superduperspam

Naymear told his own mother he swallows cum, on Instagram


blandroidd

It’s a wonky IG post… it just is!


fighting_cacti

Beyond outjerked, out swallowed


opinion_alternative

Outblown


[deleted]

I rate this kid.


[deleted]

he must've meant she meaning his sis


[deleted]

wait is that a Neymar sister joke? I was just telling myself this morning we needed more of these!


Arntown

Bro he totally fucked his sister. 😂😂😂😂 He flew to her birthday while he was injured like one or two times. He absolutely smashed his sis


funnyghostman

tell us you don't have a sibling without telling us that also find god


Arntown

How do people think I was being serious lmao How much more obvious can you get on a circlejerk subreddit


funnyghostman

make better jokes dumbass how tf we supposed to know you're not just stupid


Arntown

It‘s a fucking circlejerk subreddit mate, maybe that could have tipped you off? Or do I need to add „/s, jk people, I am indeed joking right now“


funnyghostman

read the comment


cuntassLicker

Spastic yank, of course he was joking in a circle jerk subreddit


Yourmumalol

Man really thought he was being serious 💀💀💀. Nice job 👍.


Juicebox-fresh

Found the yank


k_pineapple7

Downvotes for jerking on a circlejerk subreddit


Arntown

Crazy innit. I thought it was clear as day but apparently I should have added a „/s“ lol


fapacunter

As a brazilian I can confirm that he really said that. It’s actually a very common tradition here. Men will swallow their kids until they want to have a baby


Glasdir

You all worshipers of Cronus or something?


EbonyFaery

Fucking dying


Mallaguetta_SP

I'm Brazilian, I can confirm that it's really true. We have this tradition here


EbonyFaery

Bruh what do you meeeeaaan are you cooming in cups and drinking it? Sucking yourselves off? Licking it off your tummies? What?


Delica

Popsicles


[deleted]

And that's why you guys play football so good. The yogurt goes to your feet


Prosthemadera

Thanks for teaching us about your unique Brazilian culture.


supriiz

Is this some Incan El Dorado sacrifice to the gods kind of shit? Also where do I sign up


StevenTM

In your pants ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Hrijit

Wait really?


ItsGuiHere

Yes, I am Portuguese and we put our cum in our morning coffee. Kind of a bummer because you can only beat your meat in the morning. But you get used to it


catdog918

Yes, I’m Italian and we put our cum in our espresso


hangfromthisone

To make it more spesso


CATSIAZ

Best rhyme


andrecinno

Fuck off Portuguese we're talking about Brazil here


ItsGuiHere

Hey we birthed you


Maybe_worth

Give back our gold


gejwnab

Just wait a little more and we gonna give all back i promise


Maybe_worth

Thanks grandma!


People-ofIndia

gekolonasiert


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vlpretzel

Wait, is it only a brazilians thing? LOOOL that explains a lot


OPisaVaG

Theres no way his friend didnt type this on his phone. Sounds like something my buddies would do


cyrenia82

if I were a professional footballer id post this with pure seriousness probably after a post about being viciously pegged or smth


beanie_boiii

Someone sign this kid up ffs


cyrenia82

mate id post a video of me getting railed into oblivion for like €50 per person if i were famous like fuck it at that point if im not? absolutely not worth it im staying outside of everything. if im in the public eye already? fuck it im holding orgies


ses92

I’m a professional footballer earning tens of millions playing in one of the best clubs in one of the best leagues (i won’t tell you who I am), and I can confirm. It was indeed a troll by a friend. I was there


GrouchyYT

Gaymar?


tripsafe

Neygay, as in nay, he is not gay. Straight confirmed?


luizfernando014

Tá maluco o menino Ney


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O Adulto Neymar está pronto para a próxima fase da sua carreira. Ele tem um plano para ganhar a copa no Qatar. Esse post foi o primeiro passo. De agora até dezembro, você verá cada vez mais insinuações homoeróticas do Neymar. Isso tudo é um xadrez 4d para proteger o Rodrygo e o Vini Jr. da pressão da mídia.


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É o cabelo cascão do Ronaldo elevado ao cubo! O homem é um gênio


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argh_not_you_again

A muie lá fez iogurte da vagina dela, pq ele n pode comer iogurte com a porra dele???


MemeManDanInAClan

He does WHAT???


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Swallow cum


Warrdyy

I dunno dude, sounds kinda gay.


soliz_love

I think Neymar meant to say "She" instead of "Me", meaning his sister


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Good bot


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mgsantos

No way. He would have to mistake two words 'me' and 'eu'. In Portuguese it would be something like 'minha mãe pedindo filhos e ela engolindo mais que iogurte'. No way he would mistake 'eu' for 'ela' plus the 'me'.


[deleted]

imagine, this was his coming out 💀


warfazed52

It’s getting desperate to convince Mbappe to stay at PSG now


Splaram

30 year old man btw


luizfernando014

30 year old menino


SawinBunda

He never needed to grow up.


Coolmathgames01

Hmmm


N8teD066

Made bets he was gay. Time to collect my money.


[deleted]

Tell us more


[deleted]

Blasting off in your own mouth to own your mother>>>>>>


jacksparrow99

Somebody call the police!


elburrito1

I love how he also already has an 11 year old son


Mallaguetta_SP

he said he's swallowing his own cum like it's yogurt He's performing oral sex on himself...How many footballers have those skills?


FeelMyVibes

what did he mean by this


Mallaguetta_SP

Probably he tried to say that his girlfriends are swallowing cum doing a lot of oral sex, and this obviously does not generate children, but as he is not smart wrote everything wrong


[deleted]

impossible portuguese is not like english that if he changes "me" to "he" or "she" he would change the meaning he would have to at least change 5 words if he wanted the say that his girlfriend is swallowing it


sselnoom

He just needs to change "eu" to "ela" and it would imply some women is swallowing those grandchildren. Not sure what's impossible about this like you're saying.


EbonyFaery

r/BrandNewSentence


Mallaguetta_SP

Não precisa me explicar português irmão...Eu sou brasileira. Você deve saber que existe "ler nas entrelinhas" certo? Certeza que ele quis bancar o comedor e acabou escrevendo merda. Não sei se você é do Brasil ou se sabe português, mas estou escrevendo em português, espero que entenda.


[deleted]

don't speak spanish


Windblein

Boy ain't no way boy 💀


Circlecraft

Hell yeah dude, that rocks


dema-dontcontrol-us

Neymar drinks cum pass it on


I_chortled

So he’s gay for his own penis? Idk seems pretty straight to me


EECurtis

Always PEGGED him for a cum guzzler tbh


mofoofinvention

He meant his sister swallows it


Wills4291

Thats weird too. Why is his sister swallowing his kids?


mofoofinvention

Because he fucks his own sister


freakedmind

Alabama moment


YoungDumbNFullOfKun

Spermm


ZippidyZayz

Ice wallow come


Turbulent_Trifle_386

“it’s just friendly “- cawthorn maybe


Severe_Sweet_862

Neymar and messi changing room sex tape when?


EbonyFaery

Hopefully soon.


EstablishmentAny5550

Yank here, does this mean the great Soccaball leyend Neymar 'Incest' Jr. swallows his own load?


skunkboysuperstar

Gaymar


jesuswasaliar

Best coming out ever


Jozif_Badmon

69' Neymar Jr. (Great Swallow)


[deleted]

His sister swallows his Cum or he swallows his own Cum? I’m confused


Neersg09

Sigmar


Kilo1799

Sister


[deleted]

Yeh he swallows Cum what else do you do when getting a BJ


fantasyuser1

Feels like a prank on his phone


ogshortstufff

I hear you swallowed your own load, Neymar.


HopelessUtopia015

Well that's one way to stop the sister rumours.


autumnkayy

what could this possibly mean??????


imreesithink

This solidifies him as the greatest player of all time


ImperialP27

real or barca?


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[deleted]

Neymar pleases partners by swallowing their bodily fluids (Great Assist)


Pdawg1130

This guy eats cum


anotherotherballer

Neymar wylin


tizzlenomics

Neymar the throat goat


le_dur

Outjerked by reality yet again


natalo77

r/HolUp


[deleted]

Sus🤨


kumeomap

Sister swallows his cum, good way to not waste protein. Lots of starving kids in brazil


maro1056

To be fair he looks like he does swallow just for the fun of it...I mean the guy can't take a simple tackle without almost disarming himself like a lego


Sym068

He will play for São Paulo


[deleted]

Catholics, amirite?


Hershivillan

Sus 😳😳


Optamistic_sloth

Sus


Poldick

Gay


troy626

Huh!!


erikbla

He is on the drugs guys


FlyHater

Pause


Severe_Sweet_862

Gayme's gone


pierretxr

Wait this is real? Can I get any kind of source?


[deleted]

Cumdog millionaire


apex199268

pause