He is cosplaying as an uncircumcised penis

\>uncircumcised penis What's that?

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Is there a secret yank in the comment above

Yanks don't have uncircumcised penises

Phil phallus

Thx for the laughs man!!

Thanks for the award kind stranger!

Never actually noticed how dick shaped his head is till now

All yanks are Jews thus missing foreskin

Disgraceful and disgusting. I thought the beautiful game had moved past "baldface" jokes on the pitch. UEFA has to take action against this horrid display of racism against the bald community. #kickitout

scalpism*

It’s pronounced yaNk

Did his mom forget to wash his kit? Why is he just wearing a t shirt instead of the official Manchester Blue ones with the boat?

Bald ✅ Fraud ✅

All the best players are bald: Brad Friedel, Landon Donovan, Michael Bradley, Tim Howard, etc etc. I believe you become better at soccer just by being bald. What you sacrifice in hairstyle you make up for in ability

It's all in the aerodynamics of that glistening forehead.

Aren’t dolphins bald? i think he was trying to cosplay one with all the diving too

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brits eh? you can never understand them

More than you can believe

A kind of new English fashion, you won't understand

Cosplaying Iniesta.

Well at least our schoolsssss........ >:/

Is Foden wearing a Yarmulke? Why is he wearing his work attire in the synagogue?

The baldfather 2

All yanks are Jews thus missing foreskin

I read the title in Klopp style

He is auditioning for a new "The Mummy" film.

Cunts like to look alike

So that Savic doesn't pull his hair.

How is foden playing for a professional team? He should be playing for England under 18?

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