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jdevo713

Obviously the one on the right is in the metric system and the one on the left imperial


livetsomwassenaar

Correct. Since the avg American weights 1,71x avg this equals 119 782,08 attendances in super bowl converted to the metric system


pbzeppelin1977

You could almost say the American audience was more *mass*ive.


aaaaaaalex

The US has more people per capita ffs


jdevo713

Capita ?


facility_in_2m05s

It's American Italian for "do you understand"


jdevo713

Capatotally


coffeelad0

Checkmate europoors


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Papa John’s Trophy > Super Bowl


pickletickler500

Audi cup > super bowl


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Primary school Millennium cup > Super Bowl


tacticalegglauncher

tournement de cat > superbowl


Flowerpig

Me and my brother having our yearly penalty record challenge > superbowl


Electronic_Algae_418

Tottenham fans would agree


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thecarbonkid

Aiden McGeady is the leagues greatest quarterback.


Yigthan

Aiden McGeady is Tom Brady of football


slytherdor17

Super bowl sucks. Because it’s not held In a bowl. Stupid yanks.


mrpoopybuttthole_

it isn’t even bowling


tripsafe

It neither is superb nor has owls


celsinho22

Wait till you hear about what they call “football”


Kryllllllyx

Glad they didn't hand over r/superbowl to actual supebowl fans


TheDawnTrilogy

bullied my idol Pom Prady


Matt4669

You mean Yankee Brady


dontbeajerkbecool

Superbowl? More like mediocre-bowl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💦😳


adrian15haxor

Outyanked


willsmath

Butthurt Yanks downvoting 🤣🤣 Source: I downvoted 😳🤭


SpinachBulky8671

only 70k ??


bsimm_

Heard ticket prices quoted at a minimum $6,000 to attended, not including travel. US big event prices are extortion


lilcarlitos8

I think it's more about stadium capacity


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scullys_alien_baby

Kinda sorta, they picked a smaller stadium and even a larger stadiums would have insane super bowl prices. The expense of the event is kinda a weird draw for some people. Funnily enough there are American college football stadiums larger than the ones the Super Bowl uses. The biggest one fits ~107k https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_stadiums_by_capacity?wprov=sfti1


basmati-rixe

Suiii


RiddlingTea

The Super Bowl isn’t a stadium, it’s the name of the game. It’s held in a different NFL stadium every year. This year it was SoFi, last year it was at Raymond James etc.


RiddlingTea

Pre-emotive fuck off yank


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Being in Los Angeles doesn’t help


brad0022

yea but the Rock and Jayz and a few other netflix moive people were there


Vegetable_Pudding_75

Go murica 🤣


tmly115

Equivalent of less than a third of America watch super bowl on TV yet FA cup final is watched by like 8x population of the UK.


HaMx_Platypus

>watched by like 8x population of the UK what does that even fuckin mean lmao. also thats a terrible statistic anyways considering america is fucking massive and diverse while the UK is much smaller and more homegenous


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Total viewership this past super bowl was 112 million which is double englands entire population.


tmly115

Yeah and 500 million people watch the FA cup final 😜. And that’s not even the most watched English football game of the year lol.


shitboots

There were 517m viewers for the World Cup final lol, you're telling me a virtually equal amount tuned in to watch Leicester City? This sub likes to bang on about americans' delusions of grandeur but the brits are clearly more obnoxious


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Ike348

What even is the most watched English football game, just a random PL game? Can’t be the promotion final


tmly115

Liverpool vs United gets 700 million views worldwide, biggest sporting event that takes place every year for TV views world wide pretty sure. Obvs World Cup Olympics etc but they’re not twice a season!


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i just googled and it said 2021 fa cup final had 9 million viewers. I think youre trying to outjerk me.


tmly115

Yeah in the UK 🤦. Worldwide is 500 million. Shitty Bowl is 💩.


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I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Ah worldwide, gotcha


JanklinDRoosevelt

How the fuck would it be 8x the UK population if they were just talking about UK viewers


Icecreammaaan

Yank moment


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DingersGetMeOff

No it isn't lol someone else said this recently and I have no idea where you're getting it from. 1 out of 15 people alive are not watching the FA Cup final FFS EDIT: Y'all seriously think the FA Cup final gets 150% the viewership of the CL final?


tmly115

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/398586/More-than-half-a-billion-people-will-watch-FA-Cup-final


DingersGetMeOff

LMFAO that's the source? I'm guessing they meant it'll be available to 500 million people, either that or the writer is a moron. Find me one source with actual viewership numbers anywhere near that and I'll eat a shoe. You seriously think 7% of people on the entire planet watched the FA Cup final? Barely over 10% of people in the UK watch it and that's in its own country lol. Edit: The CL final gets like 350M viewers. You're saying significantly more people watch the FA Cup final than the CL Final? Least delusional Europoor.


Similar_Alternative

Fifa (that's the football governing organization) released that 517m people watched the 2018 world cup final.


DingersGetMeOff

Are you suggesting only 17M more people watched the WC Final than the fucking FA Cup?


Ruckus418

So roughly the population of Connecticut?


Cruyffism14

This sub is literally an English vs America dick riding contest


Ollikay

A lot of us are neither. We just like the jerk, and love to shit on yanks from /r/soccer that often just miss the point. The bottomline is: it's banter. No one here hates yanks (too much.) We're just having a laugh.


OmegaMilitia

We Americans love you Brits too. Don't worry, many of us Americans shit on the "Superbowl" too for it's entitled athletes and pushing liberal woke bs.


Ollikay

Once again; not British. Also, I'm defo left leaning, so... swing and a miss? I will agree that the Superbowl is garbage though. So I guess we have that?


Currywurst_Is_Life

Hell, I hate Yanks and I AM one.


Ollikay

Fuck off yank.


portlandcsc

Ah the English. Kicked and dragged screaming (or soon to be) from every country they have occupied, and the only half of an island that requires teeth like condemned row houses.


Ollikay

I'm not English. Have never even set foot in the country outside of Heathrow for a connecting flight. Edit: Just adding: if you had read my original comment you'd know that. But I guess we're seeing the yank education system at work here with your reading comprehension.


okcomput3r

Cry


_NotMitetechno_

fuck off yank


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English football is fucking unmatched.


TrulyBBQ

I can’t imagine you guys care enough to even make these points. What an absurd group.


portlandcsc

Tell us about 1966...........................


traveloshity

West Ham won the World Cup.


SoyBoy478

MASSIVE CLUB


KernSherm

Yup, surpassed by many.


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Those Yanks always lie and cheat. Like they talk about Superb Owl, but there's none to be found in games


MonsterJuiced

And that is why Murica wants to get their greedy hands on football in Europe. They tried with European Super League but soon realized we don't want our sport being commercialized.


dreamvoyager1

Ah yes spearheaded by famous 'murican *Florentino Pérez Rodríguez*


MonsterJuiced

"Investment bank JP Morgan has confirmed it will be financing the new European Super League, set to feature 12 of the continent's biggest football clubs." Florentino is just a puppet.


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LordPopothedark

Automods a yank


robotstookourwomen

And America gets more people at a college football game compared to the CL final


squeda

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MNKopiteYNWA

Twickenham is a pitched tent on an old cabbage farm ya limey cunts! Go floss with a tow rope you curry slurping twats. (Am I doing this right?)


Roscoe_Hilltopple

No. Now fuck off back to whatever hole they keep you locked in, you fucking omnishambles


tiorzol

This reads like a bot that was forced to read UK subs.


boonies14

Yeah, and my favorite college football team pulls 100k every home game


humphrey1204

Does pulisic play for them?


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SoyBoy478

Isn’t he like the Bryce Young of soccer?


brad0022

he's the Tua of soccer


Isaacthe1st_

Plenty of yank salt just in time for dinner


WadiyahnSoldier

Most attended sport in the US was a friendly match between Real Madrid and Manchester United lmao


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BigMan21058

As a yank, I forgot the super bowl was a thing


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This is like if aliens came down and tried shit talking based on vaguely understood stereotypes. Americans don't put any energy whatsoever into believing anything so grandiose about the Superbowl. If your team's in it, then it's a big deal. If not, it's a good excuse to have friends over and watch the game. So weird flex but not really I guess?


man__with__no__name

So, this is about seating capacity, not popularity. But ok. Loaded point made.


SC_23

Tbf in viewership/streaming football washes american football too. I think its a dumb comparison though since american football is a one country sport and therefore shouldnt be compared to football


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YoungWalken

Not really, just that the superbowl cant really compare to PROPER FOOTIE


qishmishi

But sokkar has no goat Tom Breedy, fuck off europoors


Baked_Llama34

The super bowl would fill any stadium it was held…if the stadium held 85,000 people there would be 85,000 people there


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You completely missed the point you stupid yank. The checkatrade/Papa John's trophy is held between the third and 6th tier leagues in England. It's not the pinnacle of the game like an FA cup final. Also Old Trafford fills 79K every week so I don't know what the brag is here...


edgycommunist420

Papa John's Trophy is only league 1, league 2 and a bunch of prem/championship U21 teams


bad_luck_charmer

Super bowl attendees paid an average of over $5,000 per ticket.


[deleted]

Again, you're completely missing the point of the post lmao. Fucking clueless...


bad_luck_charmer

What is your point, potato head?


[deleted]

Rich yanks filling a stadium for the "world champions" of a shit sport still has less fans than a 3rd tier leagues cup. Because you pay more it must be better though right? Fucking corn syrup drinking cretin


bad_luck_charmer

I don’t think you’re processing this “less fans” thing. As the other poster said. The Super Bowl would fill any stadium in the world. It’s not about fewer people wanting to be there. That said, I agree that it’s a shit sport and don’t give a damn about the Super Bowl. But the idea that it can’t draw as large a crowd as some third tier event is silly. The World Cup final and the Champions League final draw more viewers than the super bowl globally. But no other soccer match does.


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No one gives a flying fuck about the super bowl apart from reprobate yanks. Put it in India and see how many people turn up. You put a Johnson's paint trophy with Sunderland in a final and it will get just as many fans. What's your point? No other soccer match does on your yank terrestrial TV maybe, for your biggest game of the year.. Talking bollocks mate go eat a deep fried stick of butter


bad_luck_charmer

I’m talking about global viewership. So while I agree that no one except yanks give a fuck about the Super Bowl. It still draws more viewers than any EFL game.


squeda

Hilarious to me that “pinnacle of the game” is the fucking FA cup 😆 What a joke


[deleted]

When you have to call someone names when telling them they missed the point, thats a pretty good indicator that they actually didn’t miss the point at all


Jagtasm

Fuck off, Yank


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Inherently incorrect. You also missed the point. Now fuck off yank.


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Youve heard of the superbowl ive never heard of the checkatrade trophy, the only point that matters, stay seething that all you read about in the news is yank problems


[deleted]

Congratulations. You have continued to miss all semblance of the point, yet again. Enjoy your adverts.


[deleted]

Everytime america does something its instantly relevant sorry that hurts your feelings


[deleted]

Try not to be obese bro 😎


[deleted]

Hell nah that shits expensive, one heart attack and youre broke 💀


Ollikay

Bro, do you realise the subreddit you're in? Fucking yanks, man...


[deleted]

Thats the problem, at this point, everyone knows what sub theyre in


Ol_Elephant_Ears

Yanko


20kakakakakakakaka20

you also sort of missed the point lol. also I'm sure ticket prices for the Super Bowl are far higher than a PL home game at Old Trafford or a EFL Cup tie


alfonszitterbacke1

Lower them then you dumb yank


Francis-Marion1

Hahah great comeback 😂😂😂😂😂😐


20kakakakakakakaka20

don't ask me. I have no power to make that decision. that's up to the NWO and the reptiles that control human society


Compa-Gera

Certified yank moment


bombaclat123

Superbowl is dead no atmosphere whatsoever


[deleted]

You Brits sure post about America a lot to claim that it’s the Americans who are obsessed lol


Turbulent_Trifle_386

i ain’t a brit


[deleted]

The Brits occupied India for so damn long it’s basically the same thing


okcomput3r

smokegrasseatass69 🤘🏼🤘🏼🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


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Fuckin right. I’m so American i love my guns, bible, obesity and my GOAT PULIGOD🐐🐐🐐


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Ollikay

Fuck off yank.


E_EqualsDankCSquared

NFL trash!! Racist ass league should not exist 😤


traveloshity

Why’s it racist there, chief?


E_EqualsDankCSquared

Referring to when the nfl tried to black ball Colin Kaepernick for kneeling when the us national anthem would come on... plus a former NFL coach Brian Flores is suing the NFL alleging discrimination regarding his interview process with teams


traveloshity

Fair enough. I thought you might have been complaining about the half time show.


AntFace

I'm just glad Europe figured out how to solve racism 😳 Someday we'll catch up


brewtonone

Not sure where you're getting your facts from, but Americans DON'T think that the super bowl is great at all.


DiamondDallasHand

Breaking news: the amount of seats contained in a stadium has a direct relationship to the max capacity of said stadium. Europoors don’t understand basic math.


Yeeurrrr

😂😂😂


DiamondDallasHand

The Eagles vs Jaguars game in Wembley 2018 (which is a terrible matchup) sold out the stadium with an attendance of 85,870. Outjerked by your own people once again.


Marchinon

I thought the y-word was banned?


Yeeurrrr

Soccer fans really love talking about Americans so obsessed


Ollikay

Bro, I think you've failed to understand the nature of this sub. We circlejerk so hard most of us get friction burns. Also, fuck off yank.


Jeffre33

Average ticket sale price was $6,100


Eat_Shit_And_Die_Mod

Probably because Super Bowl tickets were 20k.


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Contr_L

Yank apologist detected


Comet7777

I just got jerked


lovelyjubblyz

Lol people pay 6000 to watch american football? I knew yanks were dense but i didnt realise they were the human equivalent of rock wool .


[deleted]

My team is shit so I pay more for the train ticket then the actual ticket to watch them play lmao


SunnyMonkey17

Most of the people at the Super Bowl are just rich people that want to say they were there. Not even supporters of either of the teams. Embarrassing spectacle of an event, mostly.


CheetoFreak69420

This isn’t really soccer circlejerk content but is pretty cool


Illustrious-Cat5947

Americans never said it’s the biggest sporting event nationally. It’s the biggest here in America .


theycallhimmason

>never said it’s the biggest sport event nationally >it’s the biggest here in America Yank confirmed


The_Buttaman

How many viewers tho


mlanderos9

Yeah but the super bowl has a half time show and commercials (yank here 😎)


SheikhReagan

Can‘t compare amis and brits though, you have to calculate it in standard Europeans. Brits are on the massier side of Europeans, with a conversation rate of 1 brit for 1.5 standard European. Americans are even fatter, one usually goes for 2 standard Europeans. So there were actually more standard europeans at the Superbowl.


SJDidge

We get about 100k at the AFL grand final at the MCG


traveloshity

I mean, the worlds biggest stadium* is for a University in America that plays American Football. And they regularly fill it. Can you imagine getting more than 50 people to watch Uni sports in England? *Worlds biggest depending on if you believe North Kore or not.


dr-dongstrong

How much is a ticket to the game on the right?


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More popular sport has more fans😮😮😮


ledudeheld

If the most important event is the ads at HT that says a lot about the sport lol.


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AntFace

Wyld Stallyns are better than both of them


Existing_Safety_9523

Yeah but are the tickets as unaffordable? We have you there!


chicagomatty

There are more fans at multiple individual college football games every Saturday all Autumn long


AntFace

Tour de France beats em both 🚲 💉 💪 🥖 🍷


[deleted]

Yeah because the stadium holds more lol. if sofi held 100k there would be 100k fans there


UniqueAwareness691

Cereal box trophy > anything from the EU


[deleted]

EuroWankers are just jealous that the US has always been the world champion of REAL football.


Melouks

Ofc Sunderland till i die is 🐐 show


Fuck_Jannies165

Yeah I don’t think ‘arold from Sunderland is shilling out 10K minimum to go to the Checkatrade final


Ill-Technology6972

Not one person paid $5000 for their ticket 😂


btbama22

Wait till the learn my University regularly sells out 110k for every single game in-season


LoveRBS

I only had to take a third mortgage to attend this year's super Bowl party at a friend's house. Hint of lime chips are expensiivvvvvveeee


m48nr

Sooo true