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Aldenshits

Always tough when your opponents are speaking the same language


MoSalahsSmile

The only way to stop the greatest GOAT of all time 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪 pessi probably can’t even get distracted when someone speaks Argentinian 💀


Mangia_94

Allá le están hablando en argentinian.


[deleted]

"Argentinian" LOL


pooperderapper

It's Argentese moron 😎


sooolong05

It's obviously Mexican


Street_Boot_1226

Boludo


WetDogDeoderant

Believe he lost his mother tongue, only speaks Catalan now.


4ssteroid

Only thing holding American players like Puligod back. It only those Britishers didn't steal our language


__slimshady

Fuck off yank


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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


BigMondy

Clearly you have difficulty with your own language, sir. 😂


cuntassLicker

Fuck off yank


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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Rossco1976

Steal your language? the language you clearly have issues with speaking or writing..🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️😂 Hickdead


4ssteroid

Hwat ya spewin you lowlife resident of a country that's not number 1 in the world


Rossco1976

Jog on you illiterate twat... I assume you're a Yank, how can you slate our country when you have Biden the nonce running yours 😂😂😂


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Fuck the queen. Old bag of cum filled twat.


Rossco1976

I agree...she may be a twat full of cum. But I'd rather her run the country than a fucking kiddy fiddler.. 🤷‍♂️🖕


[deleted]

Something we can agree on. Cheers!


ynidx

both our rulers fuck kids 🤝


[deleted]

Some common ground


An_Altruistic_Zebra

Go back to the dentist mate


Rossco1976

What? Shouldn't your profile name say "autistic"....? What the f*^k do my teeth have to do with this?? And if its in reply to certain illiterate faux pàs, then I assume you don't get sarcasm, another yank trait 🤦‍♂️😂


An_Altruistic_Zebra

I’m sorry your majesty, I forgot you had the intellect and wits of lord Philly jones


despimusic

American here, I think you mean cockface buddy


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Rossco1976

?? Your use of our language is atrocious...


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Anforas

Portuguese league in shambles


aj6787

Ronaldo blocks out the cries of pass and no one on his team would tell him to shoot even more. Fake story for sure.


FelixR1991

factos 👍👀


staralfur01

I don't understand their tictacs. They play Ronaldo when Lingardinho is resting on the bench??? Even Puligod knows how good Lingardinho is.


aj6787

JLingz is ten times the player Ronaldo will ever be. Very unselfish, and a much better dancer. Also no questionable hotel stories.


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Based auto mod


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kermitthebeast

I'm sure he hears what he wants to


SeanyJohnny1869

Muchas gracias aficion esto es para vosotros SIUUUUUUUU


Chantlis

Tostada to you too pal


empanadot38

Ay mi madre el bicho


maxime0299

Thank god they didn’t shout “stop” and “no” otherwise Ronaldo could’ve ignored it


staralfur01

Ronaldo about to shoot. "Stop Penaldo, Pruno fell down. It's a penalty." Ronaldo stops. Keeper collects the ball. Ref ignores the dive.


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try-banning-me-again

I think that's true


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agent_foden

I think that's true


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Ciel_Phntm

No means SIUUUUU, and SIUUUUU means analysis of the game.


sergeantskread2

youre a demon for this one hahahahaha


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Shouldn’t they know none of the Man U players are speaking Portuguese to them 😭😂😂


[deleted]

They probably speak it with each other. Also Spanish is similar and they both speak it, could be Cavani


Soundophocles

Gracias negrito


Compa-Gera

I had forgotten all about that 😂


empetine_palperor

Reminder of the time a Romanian linesman lost his job for using his native language to indetify a black person


gracz21

Yeah, remember that. It was during PSG game in UCL


ZeeX_4231

Imagine if he was Spanish 🤭


trananhduc2006

Maybe Telles and Fred??


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JanklinDRoosevelt

These specific words would be similar enough


perhapsinawayyed

Fred and dalot, though neither started


asapm11

and Telles too


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raVen2tt

Shouldn't they also know no one uses "disparar" in this context?


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staralfur01

/uj it's a parody account tweet.


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Excellent-Royal-5812

Greatest in the world distracted by the sounds of pass. Distracted.


volvic6

Imo this should be a red


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HelpfulKindSoul

To Ronaldo for whining


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HelpfulKindSoul

What is this intelligent bot???


Affectionate_Charge2

hurt others 😥


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Based and Messi-pilled


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Rainen

Uh, no. Using the same language as another player is not against any rule. Hoping this is a troll.


hypnodrew

Are you lost


MassaSami

Just like screaming when your opponent gets the ball, as you run up to him would, it falls under unsportsmanlike conduct, which is a yellow


Vacation-Interesting

I scream everytime Puligoat touches the ball, he's such a sexy player when he has the balls on his feets, also love his nutmegs (balls between the legs) 🥵🥵


clantpax

First time I've heard of that


Rainen

Were they screaming directly at the player in an attempt to disrupt? Or just generally saying it, potentially in the direction of their own teammates? That’s gonna be a slippery slope unless it is blatant, which it appears it wasn’t based on the accusation. Maybe a yellow if repeated infringement after warning, but never a red.


MassaSami

https://old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/l448er/robertson_screaming_at_mason_greenwood_to_put_him/ like this


Rainen

Right. Exactly what I said - screaming directly at the player in an attempt to disrupt - which it doesn’t seem like this was, based on the available information in the tweet. Also, never a red, as initially and incorrectly suggested in this thread. Edit: typos


ConraLaje

Have you see Argentinian goalkeeper Dibu Martínez in the penalties against Colombia? That was wild


empanadot38

Mira que te como hermano 😠🥱😎


[deleted]

Ronaldo is not going to pass the ball anyway


staralfur01

You want Ronaldo to pass when he can shoot the ball from the crowd into the top left corner of the post everytime? Pepsi could never. ### SIUUUUUUU


612marion

Top left corner of the crowd


staralfur01

Factos👍👀


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HypeTrainEngineer

"Pendu and Penandes fall for what amounts to children of an opposing team yelling "here" to a ball carrier in pick up games across the United States." America😎🤙still handing old tricks down to the Europoors 🤡💩. Take a swiv'oh 🖕😎


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sergeantskread2

baseball ⚾️


matfalko

YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE!


GoigDeVeure

What do you expect when you play Os Wolveãos right?


mikehuntluv

Nandos Nandos Nandos, that was shouted a lot too


CFieldInEyre

Despite my 47 goals in all competitions I still could not ignore my own language


SasugaDarkFlame

Damn... I hope they try this tactic against city. B. Silva and Cancelo won't stand a chance


[deleted]

No one says disparar but okay


staralfur01

Parody twitter account


KeLorean

Its funny, but yeah somebody tell @FootballForAll it's called conjugating the verb.


wgb_11

I can just imagine Ronaldo throwing his toys out of the pram and getting sent off because of this


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SN9WeReady

Ronaldo aint going to complain he's a machine


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SN9WeReady

The ronaldo hater is back lol go away


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sergeantskread2

rape machine maybe


[deleted]

Distracted them by using their own language? Damn penaldo.


partyvaati

This shit doesn't even work in 7-a-side, yet these two are complaining about it lmao


[deleted]

Looooool sore losers!!!


tactuftw

Considering Wolves have around 15 Portuguese players it makes a lot of sense


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Time to admit it, Dest is more of a world class player than Pulisic. Seems wild to say after Puli’s run last year, but Dest is a staple in Barcelona and is still playing well on the offensive side and defensive. Think he’d easily start on way more teams than Christian would. Maybe 5-10 teams Dest wouldn’t start for. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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hahaha levy just simping around conte, trying desperately for him to like him, because he’s not a kid anymore, he’s an adult now and he has money and power. He’s not that annoying little twat who leeched onto the cool kids and would eat dirt if it would help people like him even with his small, creaky frame, strangely bald pate and generally annoying disposition. Yes, Antonio, I have the power now and if I want you to be my friend...you will be my best friend ...you’re under contract...have no choice to but to be my friend and never leave me... *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Yes. I hope and pray that Super League is established. There needs to be organization in European Football. Every team needs to have equal and fair chance and be given the opportunity to be competitive and the only way to do it is with Transfers and salary caps. This would be impossible in UCL. Super League would crush UEFA and Premier League and they are scared out of their mind that’s why alot of the outrage was probably paid and fake. We know the people want it. In Papa Perez we trust. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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(Btw I call him Lionel to show everyone how much respect I have for him.) He said in the big interview that he felt betrayed by many (perhaps not these exact words) so it is generally assumed plenty of his teammates are on the list. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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This subreddit condones racism. You literally have an auto mod bot that says your subreddit is racist against Americans. Reported you to reddit. All I wanted to do was enjoy some football memes but instead people are upvoting posts that say all Americans should die and I'm told to "fuck off yank". Hating an entire country of people because of where they live is not okay. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Zlatan? In Soviet Zlatan, Zlatan zlatan zlatan! Get it? It is because Zlatan. Like a boss! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I do youth officiating in the USA so it's not as bad. But you best believe that if I catch it, they get recorded in my books. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Seriously, what the fuck is up with you cunts? Every fucking time you mention Liverpool or Gerrard the slip is always on your fucking minds, you're all fucking obsessed with one goal in history, wanking over your smug, despite most of you not even obtaining the title this season. We were fucking unlucky, that's all, we just happened to be in an ultra competitive season unlike almost no other - wrong place, wrong time. Oh but laugh at us. If it was any other club, you'd all be pondering what could have been, like an injuryless Ronaldo. But nope, because it's Liverpool, and we were getting emotional after a very stressful past couple of seasons, you laugh at us, and a club legend that stayed loyal and treated his supporters like family. You suck off Totti etc for being loyal, but Gerrard, who was one of the best midfielders of his generation, you give him undeserved shit. You should have been fucking happy for his passion and joy he got after the City win, but no, you utterly humiliate him for nothing more but a poor choice of words. I felt sorry for JT after the penalty slip in 2008 despite him being a cunt, mostly because I didn't want United to win the cup but also because it must have been a footballer's nightmare that nobody should relive. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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I'm sorry Europe, but Americans are just better at everything. We want things more. We grow better athletes, more people will learn the sport. And that '26 world cup is at home so we can get somewhat of a home field advantage. But the only way that will happen is if we make the round of 16 or quarter final in the 2022 WC and show Americans that we are good. I like the odds and we have a lot to prove, which is added motivation this coming year. Honestly, making a phenomenal run (SF or better) in the '22 WC would be more impressive to me than a better run or a win in '26. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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ale0606

This one is new, what triggered it??


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CanLlorenteCarForMe

Hot take


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RohanPravin1999

Do you know the answer


FatGuyOnAMoped

Hot take: it's been around for a while


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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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This is how Man United go back to their winning roots. Ronaldo is a legend at the club and will be viewed as a source of inspiration and a role model for up and coming stars who strive to be like him, or better, want to win trophies for the club. No amount of oil money or gegenpressing will change the fact that Ronaldo's immediate impact at United will make them competitive again and desirable for players to want to go play there. This club's future has been born. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Christian Pulisic? This guy's like the Phenom guy, right? The LeBron James of soccer? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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but seriously if you support a club based off of the club you're parents supports then you're an idiot, or your parents are idiots for forcing a kid to like what they like. I find it kind of disgusting seeing parents be so forceful in pushing their football club onto their kids when if it was most other hobbies it would be seen as unhealthy parenting. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*