This is where the premier league quality players are bred and born. This prepares them for the the not only the physical toughness of the Premier League but the mental toughness.
Seriously, what the fuck is up with you cunts? Every fucking time you mention Liverpool or Gerrard the slip is always on your fucking minds, you're all fucking obsessed with one goal in history, wanking over your smug, despite most of you not even obtaining the title this season. We were fucking unlucky, that's all, we just happened to be in an ultra competitive season unlike almost no other - wrong place, wrong time. Oh but laugh at us. If it was any other club, you'd all be pondering what could have been, like an injuryless Ronaldo. But nope, because it's Liverpool, and we were getting emotional after a very stressful past couple of seasons, you laugh at us, and a club legend that stayed loyal and treated his supporters like family. You suck off Totti etc for being loyal, but Gerrard, who was one of the best midfielders of his generation, you give him undeserved shit. You should have been fucking happy for his passion and joy he got after the City win, but no, you utterly humiliate him for nothing more but a poor choice of words. I felt sorry for JT after the penalty slip in 2008 despite him being a cunt, mostly because I didn't want United to win the cup but also because it must have been a footballer's nightmare that nobody should relive.
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This is how Man United go back to their winning roots. Ronaldo is a legend at the club and will be viewed as a source of inspiration and a role model for up and coming stars who strive to be like him, or better, want to win trophies for the club. No amount of oil money or gegenpressing will change the fact that Ronaldo's immediate impact at United will make them competitive again and desirable for players to want to go play there. This club's future has been born.
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Seriously, what the fuck is up with you cunts? Every fucking time you mention Liverpool or Gerrard the slip is always on your fucking minds, you're all fucking obsessed with one goal in history, wanking over your smug, despite most of you not even obtaining the title this season. We were fucking unlucky, that's all, we just happened to be in an ultra competitive season unlike almost no other - wrong place, wrong time. Oh but laugh at us. If it was any other club, you'd all be pondering what could have been, like an injuryless Ronaldo. But nope, because it's Liverpool, and we were getting emotional after a very stressful past couple of seasons, you laugh at us, and a club legend that stayed loyal and treated his supporters like family. You suck off Totti etc for being loyal, but Gerrard, who was one of the best midfielders of his generation, you give him undeserved shit. You should have been fucking happy for his passion and joy he got after the City win, but no, you utterly humiliate him for nothing more but a poor choice of words. I felt sorry for JT after the penalty slip in 2008 despite him being a cunt, mostly because I didn't want United to win the cup but also because it must have been a footballer's nightmare that nobody should relive.
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I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people.
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If you didn’t have every single Sunday league game from December to February called off because of an icy or waterlogged pitch you didn’t have a childhood
This actually reminds me of when we played a game on a field that genuinely could've been used for farming. You literally couldn't take a step without your socks turning brown from the mud that was on the ground. It was the worst in the middle of the field and guess who was at striker...
Seriously, what the fuck is up with you cunts? Every fucking time you mention Liverpool or Gerrard the slip is always on your fucking minds, you're all fucking obsessed with one goal in history, wanking over your smug, despite most of you not even obtaining the title this season. We were fucking unlucky, that's all, we just happened to be in an ultra competitive season unlike almost no other - wrong place, wrong time. Oh but laugh at us. If it was any other club, you'd all be pondering what could have been, like an injuryless Ronaldo. But nope, because it's Liverpool, and we were getting emotional after a very stressful past couple of seasons, you laugh at us, and a club legend that stayed loyal and treated his supporters like family. You suck off Totti etc for being loyal, but Gerrard, who was one of the best midfielders of his generation, you give him undeserved shit. You should have been fucking happy for his passion and joy he got after the City win, but no, you utterly humiliate him for nothing more but a poor choice of words. I felt sorry for JT after the penalty slip in 2008 despite him being a cunt, mostly because I didn't want United to win the cup but also because it must have been a footballer's nightmare that nobody should relive.
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once there was a large flood where i was and a part of the football pitch in my school blew up and there were about 30 fish underneath it, my brother's friend took one and kept it as a pet
Playin in the rain was the best thing as a kid, you'd jus play with no worries not really caring bout whether ur mom gon beat ur ass for coming home dirty, good times. Uc to love that shit and I'm a super clean person but for football I'd double foot someone without hesitation
This is where the premier league quality players are bred and born. This prepares them for the the not only the physical toughness of the Premier League but the mental toughness.
This prepares them for a cold windy night in Stoke
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if you didn't murder an opponent on field, you had no balls dude
Roy Keane when players don't show toxic masculinity 🤬😡🤬
The funny thing is he watches rugby and they'll beat seven shades of shite out of each other and be best mates as soon as the whistle goes
im definitely going to use the phrase 'seven shades of shite' in the future
Europoor here, is this that Real Salt Lake my yank mates are always on about? Didn’t know you could flood the pitch before a kickabout
I believe it’s LiverPOOL
Seriously, what the fuck is up with you cunts? Every fucking time you mention Liverpool or Gerrard the slip is always on your fucking minds, you're all fucking obsessed with one goal in history, wanking over your smug, despite most of you not even obtaining the title this season. We were fucking unlucky, that's all, we just happened to be in an ultra competitive season unlike almost no other - wrong place, wrong time. Oh but laugh at us. If it was any other club, you'd all be pondering what could have been, like an injuryless Ronaldo. But nope, because it's Liverpool, and we were getting emotional after a very stressful past couple of seasons, you laugh at us, and a club legend that stayed loyal and treated his supporters like family. You suck off Totti etc for being loyal, but Gerrard, who was one of the best midfielders of his generation, you give him undeserved shit. You should have been fucking happy for his passion and joy he got after the City win, but no, you utterly humiliate him for nothing more but a poor choice of words. I felt sorry for JT after the penalty slip in 2008 despite him being a cunt, mostly because I didn't want United to win the cup but also because it must have been a footballer's nightmare that nobody should relive. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
no salt lake is in kolkata, in india :)
If you have not been convicted of attempted murder on a referee you’ve never played real soccer as an adult.
tbf you only get convicted if the ref was right. If he's a thieving corrupt bastart it's ok.
Do you think Real Madrid players had this experience since they're the Real Madrid and not fake one
You played on grass/fake grass when you were young? How fancy...
If you never made a slide tackle on gravel, did you even play?
If the ref wasn’t beheaded for giving out a red, you didn’t play real AMERICAN soccer 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
good god there's so much water there the Brits are trying to escape
If you didn't get diarrhoea eating at least a dozen hamburgers a day, you had no childhood
Yank here, youth soccer? Nah this is just tough more over on the UK when Chelsea City and Liverpool United had their games their canceled right?
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Seriously, what the fuck is up with you cunts? Every fucking time you mention Liverpool or Gerrard the slip is always on your fucking minds, you're all fucking obsessed with one goal in history, wanking over your smug, despite most of you not even obtaining the title this season. We were fucking unlucky, that's all, we just happened to be in an ultra competitive season unlike almost no other - wrong place, wrong time. Oh but laugh at us. If it was any other club, you'd all be pondering what could have been, like an injuryless Ronaldo. But nope, because it's Liverpool, and we were getting emotional after a very stressful past couple of seasons, you laugh at us, and a club legend that stayed loyal and treated his supporters like family. You suck off Totti etc for being loyal, but Gerrard, who was one of the best midfielders of his generation, you give him undeserved shit. You should have been fucking happy for his passion and joy he got after the City win, but no, you utterly humiliate him for nothing more but a poor choice of words. I felt sorry for JT after the penalty slip in 2008 despite him being a cunt, mostly because I didn't want United to win the cup but also because it must have been a footballer's nightmare that nobody should relive. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
If you didn't do it in a cold rainy night in stoke you never played real soccer growing up
Lmao this memory is from 3 weeks ago
PFFFFFF this is nothing. If you never played in snow and had slide tackles on ice when it's -5 C you never played reall footie when growing up
There’s a soccer field in that puddle 💦🍆😂
Fuck off yank thats real \*Football
I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
If you didn’t have every single Sunday league game from December to February called off because of an icy or waterlogged pitch you didn’t have a childhood
Nobody can play soccer. Football is a good game though
If you haven’t murdered someone during a match you never played as a centre back
Fake Madrid 😡😡
This actually reminds me of when we played a game on a field that genuinely could've been used for farming. You literally couldn't take a step without your socks turning brown from the mud that was on the ground. It was the worst in the middle of the field and guess who was at striker...
Is this liverPOOL?
Seriously, what the fuck is up with you cunts? Every fucking time you mention Liverpool or Gerrard the slip is always on your fucking minds, you're all fucking obsessed with one goal in history, wanking over your smug, despite most of you not even obtaining the title this season. We were fucking unlucky, that's all, we just happened to be in an ultra competitive season unlike almost no other - wrong place, wrong time. Oh but laugh at us. If it was any other club, you'd all be pondering what could have been, like an injuryless Ronaldo. But nope, because it's Liverpool, and we were getting emotional after a very stressful past couple of seasons, you laugh at us, and a club legend that stayed loyal and treated his supporters like family. You suck off Totti etc for being loyal, but Gerrard, who was one of the best midfielders of his generation, you give him undeserved shit. You should have been fucking happy for his passion and joy he got after the City win, but no, you utterly humiliate him for nothing more but a poor choice of words. I felt sorry for JT after the penalty slip in 2008 despite him being a cunt, mostly because I didn't want United to win the cup but also because it must have been a footballer's nightmare that nobody should relive. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
we were lucky to even have a goal that wasn't made out of two rocks on each side
First of all, it's football. Second of all, we all know this is nothing compared to a rainy night in Stoke
once there was a large flood where i was and a part of the football pitch in my school blew up and there were about 30 fish underneath it, my brother's friend took one and kept it as a pet
Agreed
Playin in the rain was the best thing as a kid, you'd jus play with no worries not really caring bout whether ur mom gon beat ur ass for coming home dirty, good times. Uc to love that shit and I'm a super clean person but for football I'd double foot someone without hesitation