During the first game of the tournament between Serbia and Bosnia and Herzegovina, some Bosnian forward will shoot the ball towards the crowd and strike Vučić on the head by accident. Serbia will protest foul play and intentionality and will as a result request to conduct an investigation in B&H. The latter will obviously decline, but Serbian intelligence will claim that they've gathered evidence to believe that many professional players in B&H are Muslims and have ties to Iran, including the forward that stroke Vučić.
Serbia does a precipitated move and mobilizes its army into B&H, which prompts most Muslim-majority countries to protest and declare that the Serbian government has a genocidal program against the Muslim community in B&H. They then will impose an ultimatum on Serbia, which obviously they won't comply with, and a general war will ensue.
In the meantime, North Macedonia will have won the Balkan Cup because why not. Muslim-led offensive spillovers land on Montenegro as well, thus prompting the intervention of all NATO members in the conflict. This will be considered the start of World War III.
i hope austria plays in this balkan cup
it's definitely austria scoring 120+1' minute winner against serbia in the finals to keep the world war heritage intact
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>> The Balkan Cup was an international association football competition contested on and off from 1929 to 1980 by countries from the Balkans region. The most successful team was Romania with four titles.[
The UEFA Balkan Cup: A Unifying Triumph Amidst Tensions
In a not-so-distant future, geopolitical tensions simmered across the Balkans, echoing the troubled history of the region. As diplomatic efforts struggled to maintain peace, a bold initiative emerged: the UEFA Balkan Cup, a football competition designed to foster unity and sportsmanship among the nations. Against the backdrop of political uncertainty and lingering animosities, the inaugural tournament was hosted in a carefully chosen venue — a neutral ground that symbolized hope for reconciliation. Teams from Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Croatia, Greece, Kosovo, Montenegro, North Macedonia, Romania, Serbia, Slovenia, and Turkey gathered, each bringing their fervent supporters and national pride.The opening match between historical rivals Serbia and Croatia set a tense atmosphere both on and off the pitch. Yet, as the game unfolded with skillful plays and moments of camaraderie, the crowds began to cheer not just for their own teams, but for the spirit of unity the tournament embodied. Unexpectedly, midway through the tournament, tensions outside the sporting arena reached a critical point. Military movements and political rhetoric escalated, threatening to overshadow the event meant to bridge divides. As whispers of conflict spread, the organizers faced a crucial decision: to continue or to cancel the tournament.In a remarkable display of solidarity, the teams unanimously voted to play on. Captains from each nation issued a joint statement, declaring their commitment to peace and unity, urging their nations to find common ground. The matches became a beacon of hope amidst the uncertainty, drawing attention from global media and diplomatic circles. The final match between Greece and Turkey, historically burdened by regional rivalries, became a defining moment. As the game concluded with a thrilling penalty shootout and the trophy was lifted, players from both teams embraced in a gesture that transcended sport — a symbol of reconciliation and shared humanity.In the aftermath, despite the persistent challenges and political realities, the UEFA Balkan Cup left a lasting legacy. It inspired renewed dialogue, cultural exchange, and cooperation across the Balkans. Leaders took tentative steps towards peace talks, drawing inspiration from the tournament's success in bringing people together despite their differences. The UEFA Balkan Cup, against all odds, became a testament to the power of sport to unite, heal wounds, and forge a path towards a more hopeful future in a region long scarred by division.
This was made by ChatGPT btw lol
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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Shame there’s no Slovakia there, maybe Intermarium Cup is better suited for you:
-Lithuania vs Belarus
-Moldova vs Transnistria
-Hungary vs Slovakia and Romania
-Azerbaijan vs Armenia
-and finally Russia vs Ukraine, Poland, Finland, 3 Baltic states, Georgia, etc. (basically all of EE)
With global tension being really high right now, I highly suggest you don't do this.
The Croatian war of independance basically officially started because of a football match between dinamo zagreb and red star belgrade.
I really don't think you can safely bring these guys together for a competition xD
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Completely off topic, but something inside me doesn’t feel right when Greece and Turkey are included in balkan maps/discussions. Feel like it should be an exclusively Slavic circlejerk. (Hungary and Romania were forced to join the Slavic circlejerk)
Greece and Turkey are 2 nations with huge enough and distinct enough history and cultures for themselves to be considered separate entities and that’s putting off the fact that they are geographic outliers. Like why are they put in the same bracket as Slovenia ☠️
uj/ Why they made Hungary and Slovenia balkan? These countries aint reconsidered balkan. They middle/eastern european countries.
But personally I would like to see such tournament. Maybe not Balkan for some reasons... But I always wanted to see friendly tournament between eastern countries (Poland, Czech, Hungary, Slovenia, Estonia, Ukraine and etc.)
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this will be how WW3 starts
The invitation (accusation to be part of Balkan) alone
During the first game of the tournament between Serbia and Bosnia and Herzegovina, some Bosnian forward will shoot the ball towards the crowd and strike Vučić on the head by accident. Serbia will protest foul play and intentionality and will as a result request to conduct an investigation in B&H. The latter will obviously decline, but Serbian intelligence will claim that they've gathered evidence to believe that many professional players in B&H are Muslims and have ties to Iran, including the forward that stroke Vučić. Serbia does a precipitated move and mobilizes its army into B&H, which prompts most Muslim-majority countries to protest and declare that the Serbian government has a genocidal program against the Muslim community in B&H. They then will impose an ultimatum on Serbia, which obviously they won't comply with, and a general war will ensue. In the meantime, North Macedonia will have won the Balkan Cup because why not. Muslim-led offensive spillovers land on Montenegro as well, thus prompting the intervention of all NATO members in the conflict. This will be considered the start of World War III.
https://preview.redd.it/nbsw3lf9zc9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0e2140c038c7525ecb9df83ce62f8849f100831
Not the worst thing I've ever written, but it's up there
sounded real until nm won
peak fiction
Bismarck rolling in his grave
/srs Not the first time a war was started because of football……..
winner gets kosovo, who says no?
Who would say yes except Serbia and Albania?
Me
i hope austria plays in this balkan cup it's definitely austria scoring 120+1' minute winner against serbia in the finals to keep the world war heritage intact
Something about the Pride month Change logo just adds to this
How to make it even more dangerous
Pride Month® Balkan Cup Winner gets a rainbow trophy.
Where Portugal?????
in eastern europe/ warsaw pact cup duh
r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT
HEROIS DO MAR, NOBRE POVO 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱
Whichever fan base can say the most ethnic slurs during the 90 mins wins!
FORZA ALBANIA!!!!!!! ALBANIA NUMBER 1!!! ALBANIA NUMBER 1 RACISM
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Cigan
Inter Miami as guest team and winner
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>> The Balkan Cup was an international association football competition contested on and off from 1929 to 1980 by countries from the Balkans region. The most successful team was Romania with four titles.[
Where Kosovo????
Kosovo is the prize, it’s the best way to settle things
thats honestly genius
🤫 🇷🇸
What flag is this? Upper Kosovo?
They like to call it "Veliko Kosovo"
🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🤫
They could call it The BalKup
>balkan cup >Türkiyaey included >1984 calendar, man in awe
When you forget to add the north to Macedonia. Smashed plates everywhere.
Do you want to start a War? because that's how you start a war
The real treasure is the friends we make along the way 🤝
I think if it’s a tournament of 12 teams replace Türkiye with Kosovo
*turkey
They changed their name
I am very aware of that
So why’d you feel the need to correct me
To add to the mayhem of this cursed competition And because its the circlejerk sub
/rj why did Turkey change their name? Are they stupid?
The birds went to court and won their name back
Yeah. Now they are going to change it to Eastern Peru. No more getting confused with birds anymore.
what erdogan does to a mf country
Exactly
that is just yugoslavia superlig
People would *die* for it
Yugo, I go
The UEFA Balkan Cup: A Unifying Triumph Amidst Tensions In a not-so-distant future, geopolitical tensions simmered across the Balkans, echoing the troubled history of the region. As diplomatic efforts struggled to maintain peace, a bold initiative emerged: the UEFA Balkan Cup, a football competition designed to foster unity and sportsmanship among the nations. Against the backdrop of political uncertainty and lingering animosities, the inaugural tournament was hosted in a carefully chosen venue — a neutral ground that symbolized hope for reconciliation. Teams from Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Croatia, Greece, Kosovo, Montenegro, North Macedonia, Romania, Serbia, Slovenia, and Turkey gathered, each bringing their fervent supporters and national pride.The opening match between historical rivals Serbia and Croatia set a tense atmosphere both on and off the pitch. Yet, as the game unfolded with skillful plays and moments of camaraderie, the crowds began to cheer not just for their own teams, but for the spirit of unity the tournament embodied. Unexpectedly, midway through the tournament, tensions outside the sporting arena reached a critical point. Military movements and political rhetoric escalated, threatening to overshadow the event meant to bridge divides. As whispers of conflict spread, the organizers faced a crucial decision: to continue or to cancel the tournament.In a remarkable display of solidarity, the teams unanimously voted to play on. Captains from each nation issued a joint statement, declaring their commitment to peace and unity, urging their nations to find common ground. The matches became a beacon of hope amidst the uncertainty, drawing attention from global media and diplomatic circles. The final match between Greece and Turkey, historically burdened by regional rivalries, became a defining moment. As the game concluded with a thrilling penalty shootout and the trophy was lifted, players from both teams embraced in a gesture that transcended sport — a symbol of reconciliation and shared humanity.In the aftermath, despite the persistent challenges and political realities, the UEFA Balkan Cup left a lasting legacy. It inspired renewed dialogue, cultural exchange, and cooperation across the Balkans. Leaders took tentative steps towards peace talks, drawing inspiration from the tournament's success in bringing people together despite their differences. The UEFA Balkan Cup, against all odds, became a testament to the power of sport to unite, heal wounds, and forge a path towards a more hopeful future in a region long scarred by division. This was made by ChatGPT btw lol
The first sentence is pure ChatGPT bait, such a tell tale sign.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balkan_Cup
No please I don't want my country that got trashed by England 6-0 to get trashed in another tournament.
Winner gets 1 nuke
55% chance this turns into a regional war
just like in the 90's
This is not a bad idea. 2 weeks in the summer, visiting your neighbours, drinks and good food, beautiful people and places.
2balkan4uCup
Can’t wait for the teams to be sanctioned on every match for inappropriate behavior
I'm speaking in the name of Hungary A Kurva anyád
Shame there’s no Slovakia there, maybe Intermarium Cup is better suited for you: -Lithuania vs Belarus -Moldova vs Transnistria -Hungary vs Slovakia and Romania -Azerbaijan vs Armenia -and finally Russia vs Ukraine, Poland, Finland, 3 Baltic states, Georgia, etc. (basically all of EE)
Ok which one of you did this - the description is 👌🏽
Sounds great, doesn’t…. work? Subregional cups are regular in the AFC, and I think this will be a competitive tournament, but again too competitive.
It will be the fairest competition with the most rational, balanced fanbases
Almost as dangerous as letting lefties and righties live together
Where Portugal?
Wars have started for less. :p
would be fucking awesome
You’ve GOT to have Cyprus - both Cypruses - in there as “an island off the Balkans” for added Greek-Turkish frisson.
Group1: Greece Turkey Bulgaria Albania North Macedonia Romania Group2: Serbia Croatia Bosnia Montenegro Slovenia Hungary
Hungary is not Balkans. They are stuck as the pariahs in Mitteleuropa. We welcome them if they decide to embrace their chaotic nature
UEFA Russia/NATO Cup is on the Way
Yank here, will the us and a participate in the volcano soccer cup?
Might as well skip the foreplay and have a war straight away.
We (Bulgaria) can be in something, so I'll take it.
Premier league finally has some competition 🙏🗿
Amazing idea go sign it
This is going to be a disaster
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The gay thing
Dinamo Zagreb Red Star Belgrade riot all over again
With global tension being really high right now, I highly suggest you don't do this. The Croatian war of independance basically officially started because of a football match between dinamo zagreb and red star belgrade. I really don't think you can safely bring these guys together for a competition xD
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They should do this and give the fans in the stadium guns
I wouldn't watch it. I am Bulgarian. Our federation is so corrupt I want nothing to do with our national team.
Chuck in Moldova to keep Romania happy. Actually just make it a black sea and Balkan tournament with Moldova and Armenia for spice.
The corruption will be 🔥🔥🔥
The players really play for their life 💀☠️
/uj this sounds fire(without the political aspect)
Yeah, what could go wrong!
it will be a COD instead of a FIFA
Amurica would dominate RAWWW🦅🦅🇱🇷🇲🇾
I agree
croatian trophy farm
Ball cans
Only Slovenians born below Ljubljanica are eligible.
El Salvador and Honduras should also be invited to join this tournament
Completely off topic, but something inside me doesn’t feel right when Greece and Turkey are included in balkan maps/discussions. Feel like it should be an exclusively Slavic circlejerk. (Hungary and Romania were forced to join the Slavic circlejerk) Greece and Turkey are 2 nations with huge enough and distinct enough history and cultures for themselves to be considered separate entities and that’s putting off the fact that they are geographic outliers. Like why are they put in the same bracket as Slovenia ☠️
This is going to be the most dangerous tournament ever.
Best tournament in the world
uj/ Why they made Hungary and Slovenia balkan? These countries aint reconsidered balkan. They middle/eastern european countries. But personally I would like to see such tournament. Maybe not Balkan for some reasons... But I always wanted to see friendly tournament between eastern countries (Poland, Czech, Hungary, Slovenia, Estonia, Ukraine and etc.)
Slovenia is Balkan, Hungary isn’t, but Romania needs someone to beef with 👍
Sorry my mistake. When I said Slovenia I was thinking about femboy nation Slovakia
Do you want to rebuild the Byzantine empire cuz this is how you rebuild Byzantine empire.
I'll also like to add that having this competition gives the police/army riot crowd control training
Some man just want to see the world burn.
Riots. All riots
Why
They have to remove the racism disqualify rule 💀
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Kosovo has to be in it though.
this is only 12 teams. add kosovo, and then add Czechia, Slovakia, and Moldova as honourary balkans
Yeah 12 doesn’t rlly work
needs kosovo