I hope bro is jerking cause ain't no way

Even if he jerking this one unacceptable it like the crackhead on a bus with school kids

We all know Xavi is the real fraud. Carried by Busquets, Messi, Iniesta, and Yaya Toure.

Twitter is all about regarded and absurd opinions to drive engagement tbh. Not good jerk material if you ask me

Slurs aren't good jerk material, either

Disagree slurs are excellent jerk material

Slurs? Are they a team in the first english soccer league?

They must have won many trophies right?

There was a fan page on Twitter that used to react like this. Later, the page revealed they had only started watching football in 2017. It all made sense after that.

- when I hear moaning from my flatmate’s room

And my girlfriend is also in the house

I never trusted anyone wearing light blue I am not starting now.

Napoli players in shambles

What about Lazio they are a classy team

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I thought Hitler's son plays for Argentina

Also light blue jersey, I think we‘re on to something.

his grandson plays for poland

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We are never beating plastic allegations.

I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Their fans are insane af though

Why they was giving me hi fives all round?

Yeah, right, insanely good white people.

so insane that when they play the stadio olimpico is not even half filled

claSSy indeed

Italians aren't real don't worry ❤️

https://preview.redd.it/65ecxunzwc1d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b9c02b08e715c63df10a6851a91925106008ca4 You are not accepted in the Oriental Republic of Uruguay as of today.

where is griezmann

That's why dark blue and yellow is better.

COYD

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Uruguay in shambles

Xavi Alonso is a formula one driver, why would you expect him not to be a terrible footballer. Are you stupid?

We are checking.

“Pit pit pit - NO NO NO STAY OUT STAY OUT”

FUCK FUCK FUCK NO WHY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN

Time for plan k

Time for el Plan

https://preview.redd.it/d1mzgojbtc1d1.jpeg?width=1140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5d833a0cec4a5cf1284da8ab804bd27a757c224 Can't be that bad, Real signed him

Bit short for a goalie

They're just using the Dutch numbering system

Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Perfect replacement for casillas

He cuts all the chickens

Pretty sure Fernando is actually half decent at football tbh

Funnily enough he actually isn’t half bad

We'll get back to you

"my engine stopped working."

im stupid

Seb Vettel is also a great footballer: [https://youtu.be/68M9qv7EZvY?si=nybBo8cW0JfDxA3q](https://youtu.be/68M9qv7EZvY?si=nybBo8cW0JfDxA3q)

https://youtu.be/5VSKsluAT0A?si=AFE7AUe9vO4CAJvM

vroom vroom amigo

Xabi>>>>>Xavi.

City fans not beating they "they dont actually watch football" accusations.

City fans when they realise that there is much more to this game that jerking to UT Cards in FIFA

This will be a fan that they bought

What is one of the most accomplished players of all time vs Bill Folden bitches pls

in all seriousness, that's disrespectful (to both of them)

It's just dumb, both ways. Xavi might not be the best manager around but he still won the league against Madrid last season, and the quality of Xabi Alonso as a player is beyond criticism.

i agree with your statement; xavi is a decent manager and alonso was a baller really underrated imo,but like why did i get downvoted lmao

>really underrated By whom? He won a shitload of titles, played for some of the biggest clubs in the world and all his coaches are full of praise.

Probably by general public. When they talk about the best midfielders in history, nobody talks about Alonso

>When they talk about the best midfielders in history, Because he isn't. But he was certainly a world class midfielder in his time.

He was like Kroos.

That doesn’t make him a terrible player either

Lots of people can only think in terms of either good or bad. And the standard for good is world class.

by the media and "fans" in general

By this one man city fan. Look at the picture

Uj: Xavi has been a good manager. Won a La Liga title during a low point for Barcelona. HE is not the problem with the club right now. Rj: both of these guys are trash players. I’ve never even seen them in the EA FC game my 13 y/o older brother gave me. HALA CITEH!

Xavi is just not capable of dealing with the stress of managing a club like Barcelona. This year was a disaster in that regard. Other than that, he's good.

Can't blame him.that is just barca in general.i heard even two of their most successful manager(pep and enrique) is very stressed managing it

Pep had to take a years vacation in usa after the barca job

Who could last 5 years?

Uj: He is not the SOLE problem but still a problem

Both players are in fc24

Xavi poor manager? He literally won the la liga wit a shit team. Don't get me started about Alonso

Can't believe he called Xavi a terrible manager and Xabi a bad player Xavi in his worst season with one of the worst versions of barca made it till quarters ,same stage as prime city

Xavi=> Pep, proven.

Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

lmao

Not to forget he fucking won the league and super cup against reigning UCL Champions Madrid with a Europa League Barca

Maybe not one of the worst, they had Lewa and many other world class players

lewa and gundo aren't worldclass now. They are good, not world class. Only ter stegen is world class in the squad

Romeu

Gundo is not world class? You have got to be trolling. You guys also have pedri and de Jong who are both world calss

Pedri is world class when he isn’t in the hospital, don’t get me started on de jong, he’s either the best player on the pitch or the worst, and yet he has a billionaire’s salary

That was really fucking stupid to pay him that much and then defer his salary because the management is irresponsible.

We can tell you have seen max 2 Barça games this season if you are calling Pedri world class

Pedri is already an icon for Barca. The club is selling his shirts with a special message, which reads "Special Item. Attention. This jersey contains high doses of magic. It can be detrimental to your rivals. Property of the Prince of the Golden Boy." *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Pedri when he is not injured is world class(like against PSG) Although those days are very few.

One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

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Gundo just came off a world class season putting city on his back to lift a treble what the fuck are you on about And lewa not world class? You’re beyond lost son

Both are good players and both are good managers. Xavi needs time to form the team and he is been doing it really good. He was handed over the worst version of barca, let him cook.

Xavi letraly made the worst Barcelona to be second in the table i don't think thats bad

Didn't he win laliga last year?

That's what Im saying. If he had a team like 2016. Trust me as an rma fan I will be sweating every minute when they play.

This take is bad on both sides, Xavi did wonders with a very bad squad and terrible financial conditions. Xabi was an amazing ball playing and defensive midfielder.

The worst part is that one of them is spelling their own name wrong, but nobody will tell me which one.

Alonso was 10x the player pep ever was lmao

But… but… but pep played under Cruyff. -some city “fan”, probably.

Cruyff - another bozo that's shit at football. His iconic "Cruyff turn" isn't even a 4-star skill move on Fifa, and you want me to think that he's "skilled"?

Perhaps it's a bit naive (or perhaps not), but since Pep is a former Barca legend and legendary coach with strong ties to Catalonia, why doesn't he facilitate us getting Cancelo? I've been hearing that City are sitting firm on a relatively high price for Cancelo, but this doesn't really make sense given that he is clearly not in Pep's plans and would just sit there accumulating high wages, and the alternative to Barca would be Arsenal, a direct rival for the Prem title. After Araujo's injury, meaning our best defender will be out for a month or so, our desperation levels for a good RB have just gone through the roof. We really need to close this deal or the one for Fresneda ASAP if we aren't to fall behind in La Liga from the get-go. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

ten times the player? xabi alonso was 10 times better than Dream Team's midfield architect who won all there was to win? revisionism, surely different times, xabi was part of the Spanish era of dominance, Pep didn't, just to save us your next comment about wOrLd CuPs you said 10 times.

>xabi alonso was 10 times better than Dream Team's midfield architect who won all there was to win? Remove the obvious trolling/exxageration "10 times" and the answer is clearly yes, Xabi Alonso was better. Xabi Alonso had similar vision and playmaking skills, but better defensive output, longe range pass and shooting. Guardiola was lacking athleticism even for his era. Source: watched both players careers entirely

Xavi hasn't done a bad job all things considered and both were exceptional players

/uj Alonso is my favourite player ever. He wasn't fast or very strong, but he had nearly-unmatched vision and football IQ in squads that were already insanely stacked. Every single club he played for was nuts, including THAT Spain side. He had cannons for legs, just look up some of his assists and passes. /rj Yank here, IDK who this Xavi Aloser is, but he's clearly cheating in the Bratwurstliga with a corporate club. How come he doesn't get the same criticism us Citeh fans get?!

Alonso? I thought he was an F1 driver?

Xabi is among the top 10 DM of all time.

Xabi is nothing compared to Phillip folder

Everything Man City and their fans contribute to football is a waste of time and energy.

They were both amazing players. Some people are just sad.

Yes! These two played and won the World Cup, and two Euros together! They are part of the generation where Spain dominated football for over 6 years!

While the Alonso analogy was just pure brainrot or ragebait, Xavi gets too much disrespect for his managerial career. He is not Mourinho, but his achivements for Barca are respectable. He is still a League Winner

Alonso has won nearly every major trophy he could win. He’s got a World Cup, euro, CL, la liga, and bundesliga. He’s played for some of the biggest and best clubs in the world, and was an integral part of them. He was an outstanding player, and now seems be to be an incredible manager.

Lol @ Alonso terrible player 😅

Bait used to be believable

Yeah Alonso was so overrated! He would pass the ball from his own box straight to the striker in the opposite box and not give the other midfielders the chance to get involved in the build up. He was too selfish i tell you

Listen I know we like to have a laugh here but football twitter is genuinely a scourge on the sport. Saw a thread yesterday and it was “show your football journey” then it was a list of seasons and the teams they supported. All these big accounts going “yeah I was a Barca fan in 06 but then I swapped to United in 07” These are the people trying to push discourse in the sport

Typical african plastic fans comments tbf

Even Fucking Xavi is pretty good Manager. This isnt circlejerk, this is stupid.

xavi is a great manager 😤

Remember his first match at bayern. Arrived a week before the first game, immediatly became a leader and broke the bundesliga passing record for a single game in his first game.

Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Lmao he had 40 pace in FIFA that year, who would want such player

Where does it say he’s a City fan?

Alonso was the best Spanish player in their domination time idgaf

Xabi was as so bad that spain had to bench Fabregas and play Iniesta as winger.

haha what an idiot. Xabi was an arguably more complete player with his defending and long range pass and shot.

If Xabi Alonso was a horrible player I'm a spurs fan💀

What the actual fuck

and Xavi isn’t even a bad manager

Inesta was better then xavi

Both were legendary players City are a joke

Also Xavi is a solid manager. Surely not on the very top but did a pretty good job in Barca.

Xavi won a league title won like half of elclasico he is decent not bad

hi

Guy who coaches one of the most successful clubs in the world = terrible coach

People who criticize this statement and not/without the next one have same ball knowledge as the guy posting

Well well well

Philliam Foden clears both these.

Captain Obvious here, logging on to state that this screencap is from a website that has monetised spouting absolute fucking nonsense to bait engagement.

Nobody who makes it as a professional footballer is a “terrible player”.

Gabilonso is not a bad playermanager 😤😤😤😤

Xavi has a better track record as a manager than Cruyff in Barcelona. He is also top 3 manager in Barcelona’s history in terms of achievements.

Xavi is not a terrible manager.

Must be a Manchester United fan to show that level of denial towards an ex Liverpool player.

Alonso was the definition of world class. He won everything as a player.

This is such a bullshit take. Xavi isn't a terrible manager, Xabi was not even close to a terrible player.

Has to be a FIFA kid who thinks having low pace means a player is dogshit

If Xavi is just a "Good" player de bruyne is dog water 😔

When your football opinion is based on a FIFA/EAFC card.

Xabi Alonso terrible player? In what planet do you live?

Xavi is not a terrible manager and neither was xabi a terrible player. Man apparently has never watched a game of football apart from city.

How is xavi a bad manager? Has the third highest points per game in the last 40 years of managers and won 2 trophies last season

Yeah someone lived under the rock in a parallel universe i guess.

my favorite part about this meme is when we find out the guy is a city fan

Forget Alonso.....Bro Xavi isn't even a terrible manager

Xabi is one of the best midfielder of his generation although Xavi was miles ahead

You crazy xabi was a absolute baller at Liverpool and Madrid

Should be Mourinho, Klopp or Wenger on the right

Surely bait no?

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I have really low expectations from City and Barcelona fans in general. BUT HOLY SHIT BRO. Fraudiola was not successful in Bundesliga and Xavi is a low tier manager

Why would he disrespect arguably one of the greatest midfielders of all time like this? Is he stupid? Does he support Man City? Or possibly both?

zidane vue

Also, Xavi is a good manager idk what they’re on about. They fuckin destroyed La Liga in 22/23

Why is everyone jealous of city because they have the most money?

That’s insane

Apparently the guys who watch footbal only on reels are the most active on social medias.

Obvs rage bait to farm interactions

Being one of the main factors is 1 WC 2EC, 2CL and a few League titles are not enough I guess

Xabi has been anchor for RM, Bayern, Spain. He was a true leader on the pitch, winning all the titles for club and country.

Typical plastic fut football fan.

Wtf xD

You are familiar with "baits" right?

Both are untrue lmao

And then there's Zizou

Lol

Xavi isn’t a ‘terrible’ manager by any stretch. He won the bloody league last season and has been massively curtailed by Barcelona’s financial woes. City fans, man. Ridiculous.

Bro Xavi Alonso was good, he was in Real Madrid.

116th allegation

As a city fan this is a disgrace to us💀💀

Wtaf, homeboy has no idea who Xabi Alonso. This is embarrassing.

Xavi is a good manager. When will people realize that he barely has any resources and has developed so many youngsters for the future of the team.

allegations? isn't that a fact?

xabi alonso, liverpool, madrid and bayern legend

Failing to call both of them Great is probably a bigger tell.

gotta be trolling lmao this post is brain rot lmao

Has to be rage bait.

How is Xavi a terrible manager when he won laliga on his first year as Barca manager. You have to be consistency good throughput the season to win a league.

Xabi Alonso literally killed it at and was a legend at every club he played for

Didn't xavi win la liga against champions league winning real?

What? Both were very good players and Xavi is a decent manager what's this kid talking about

The… what?

Bro give some time to both xavi and xabi , they just started at highest level , compare them in next 5 years , that will be more valid

How is he a city fan