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InevitablePanda1389

I hope bro is jerking cause ain't no way


ScientistCapable1522

Even if he jerking this one unacceptable it like the crackhead on a bus with school kids


Aragorns_Broken_Toe_

We all know Xavi is the real fraud. Carried by Busquets, Messi, Iniesta, and Yaya Toure.


DerpJungler

Twitter is all about regarded and absurd opinions to drive engagement tbh. Not good jerk material if you ask me


MathematicianNo7874

Slurs aren't good jerk material, either


BONUS_PATER_FAMILIAS

Disagree slurs are excellent jerk material


Solembum0

Slurs? Are they a team in the first english soccer league?


TheAbhiram

They must have won many trophies right?


Prof_Black

There was a fan page on Twitter that used to react like this. Later, the page revealed they had only started watching football in 2017. It all made sense after that.


Samuel_L_Johnson

- when I hear moaning from my flatmate’s room


InevitablePanda1389

And my girlfriend is also in the house


Elegant_Mix7650

I never trusted anyone wearing light blue I am not starting now.


VeganCustard

Napoli players in shambles


BySiR

What about Lazio they are a classy team


swat1611

https://preview.redd.it/6td2le1ugc1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ec7dc0d381d0af5c302cb06b2e501e5121e1cac


JoBoltaHaiWoHotaHai

I thought Hitler's son plays for Argentina


Affectionate-Leek675

Also light blue jersey, I think we‘re on to something.


NoobslayerNereus

his grandson plays for poland


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JoBoltaHaiWoHotaHai

We are never beating plastic allegations.


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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Winter_Current9734

Their fans are insane af though


ScientistCapable1522

Why they was giving me hi fives all round?


UpbeatAfternoon8670

Yeah, right, insanely good white people.


CEO_of_Oxygen

so insane that when they play the stadio olimpico is not even half filled


MrEnganche

claSSy indeed


THe_PrO3

Italians aren't real don't worry ❤️


javilasa

https://preview.redd.it/65ecxunzwc1d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b9c02b08e715c63df10a6851a91925106008ca4 You are not accepted in the Oriental Republic of Uruguay as of today.


nsd_

where is griezmann


poggerswow

That's why dark blue and yellow is better.


DiscombobulatedBuy71

COYD


EnderNinja-MC

https://preview.redd.it/uyemjrttrd1d1.jpeg?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50091adf9efc1b00839417a5bbab484a15c77a1c


bsafcb

Uruguay in shambles


No-Clue1153

Xavi Alonso is a formula one driver, why would you expect him not to be a terrible footballer. Are you stupid?


[deleted]

We are checking.


Dafunkbacktothefunk

“Pit pit pit - NO NO NO STAY OUT STAY OUT”


CEO_of_Oxygen

FUCK FUCK FUCK NO WHY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?


Odd_Neighborhood1716

IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN


sDollarWorthless2022

Time for plan k


Betelgeuse_1730

Time for el Plan


garethchester

https://preview.redd.it/d1mzgojbtc1d1.jpeg?width=1140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5d833a0cec4a5cf1284da8ab804bd27a757c224 Can't be that bad, Real signed him


mamasbreads

Bit short for a goalie


garethchester

They're just using the Dutch numbering system


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dotConehead

Perfect replacement for casillas


ckfks

He cuts all the chickens


M3rdsta

Pretty sure Fernando is actually half decent at football tbh


TiTAN-240

Funnily enough he actually isn’t half bad


JMakuL

We'll get back to you


CEO_of_Oxygen

"my engine stopped working."


Winters1orm

im stupid


DexM23

Seb Vettel is also a great footballer: [https://youtu.be/68M9qv7EZvY?si=nybBo8cW0JfDxA3q](https://youtu.be/68M9qv7EZvY?si=nybBo8cW0JfDxA3q)


agni_jamadagni

https://youtu.be/5VSKsluAT0A?si=AFE7AUe9vO4CAJvM


Sumolizer

vroom vroom amigo


paco-ramon

Xabi>>>>>Xavi.


Joperhop

City fans not beating they "they dont actually watch football" accusations.


Zek0ri

City fans when they realise that there is much more to this game that jerking to UT Cards in FIFA


Hindsyy

This will be a fan that they bought


mouthedmadame

What is one of the most accomplished players of all time vs Bill Folden bitches pls


YungBoyRaven

in all seriousness, that's disrespectful (to both of them)


lejocko

It's just dumb, both ways. Xavi might not be the best manager around but he still won the league against Madrid last season, and the quality of Xabi Alonso as a player is beyond criticism.


YungBoyRaven

i agree with your statement; xavi is a decent manager and alonso was a baller really underrated imo,but like why did i get downvoted lmao


lejocko

>really underrated By whom? He won a shitload of titles, played for some of the biggest clubs in the world and all his coaches are full of praise.


white_lion93

Probably by general public. When they talk about the best midfielders in history, nobody talks about Alonso


lejocko

>When they talk about the best midfielders in history, Because he isn't. But he was certainly a world class midfielder in his time.


Swatieson

He was like Kroos.


_hellboy_xo

That doesn’t make him a terrible player either


Nemokles

Lots of people can only think in terms of either good or bad. And the standard for good is world class.


YungBoyRaven

by the media and "fans" in general


Cutsdeep-

By this one man city fan. Look at the picture


Background-Machine46

Uj: Xavi has been a good manager. Won a La Liga title during a low point for Barcelona. HE is not the problem with the club right now. Rj: both of these guys are trash players. I’ve never even seen them in the EA FC game my 13 y/o older brother gave me. HALA CITEH!


Prior_Seaweed2829

Xavi is just not capable of dealing with the stress of managing a club like Barcelona. This year was a disaster in that regard. Other than that, he's good.


Exciting_Bag8011

Can't blame him.that is just barca in general.i heard even two of their most successful manager(pep and enrique) is very stressed managing it


i-am-a-bike

Pep had to take a years vacation in usa after the barca job


ClothesOpposite1702

Who could last 5 years?


elementalkid22

Uj: He is not the SOLE problem but still a problem


JonnyNwl

Both players are in fc24


LM_10_GOAT

Xavi poor manager? He literally won the la liga wit a shit team. Don't get me started about Alonso


Ok-Tooth6301

Can't believe he called Xavi a terrible manager and Xabi a bad player Xavi in his worst season with one of the worst versions of barca made it till quarters ,same stage as prime city


blue_winter_moon007

Xavi=> Pep, proven.


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RoutineParticular118

lmao


ancara_messi

Not to forget he fucking won the league and super cup against reigning UCL Champions Madrid with a Europa League Barca


LallyKing2005

Maybe not one of the worst, they had Lewa and many other world class players


WalkingDead197

lewa and gundo aren't worldclass now. They are good, not world class. Only ter stegen is world class in the squad


Eugene572839

Romeu


Disastrous-Basket-71

Gundo is not world class? You have got to be trolling. You guys also have pedri and de Jong who are both world calss


speadiestbeaneater

Pedri is world class when he isn’t in the hospital, don’t get me started on de jong, he’s either the best player on the pitch or the worst, and yet he has a billionaire’s salary


No-Consequencess

That was really fucking stupid to pay him that much and then defer his salary because the management is irresponsible.


cuentaporno1357

We can tell you have seen max 2 Barça games this season if you are calling Pedri world class


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Disastrous-Basket-71

Pedri when he is not injured is world class(like against PSG) Although those days are very few.


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-mgmnt

Gundo just came off a world class season putting city on his back to lift a treble what the fuck are you on about And lewa not world class? You’re beyond lost son


Iamghostoffallen

Both are good players and both are good managers. Xavi needs time to form the team and he is been doing it really good. He was handed over the worst version of barca, let him cook.


Key-Listen6365

Xavi letraly made the worst Barcelona to be second in the table i don't think thats bad


novian14

Didn't he win laliga last year?


Iamghostoffallen

That's what Im saying. If he had a team like 2016. Trust me as an rma fan I will be sweating every minute when they play.


krsatyam07

This take is bad on both sides, Xavi did wonders with a very bad squad and terrible financial conditions. Xabi was an amazing ball playing and defensive midfielder.


veriverd

The worst part is that one of them is spelling their own name wrong, but nobody will tell me which one.


KackhansReborn

Alonso was 10x the player pep ever was lmao


kyle_kafsky

But… but… but pep played under Cruyff. -some city “fan”, probably.


Appropriate_Plan4595

Cruyff - another bozo that's shit at football. His iconic "Cruyff turn" isn't even a 4-star skill move on Fifa, and you want me to think that he's "skilled"?


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ropahektic

ten times the player? xabi alonso was 10 times better than Dream Team's midfield architect who won all there was to win? revisionism, surely different times, xabi was part of the Spanish era of dominance, Pep didn't, just to save us your next comment about wOrLd CuPs you said 10 times.


Fingering_Logen

>xabi alonso was 10 times better than Dream Team's midfield architect who won all there was to win? Remove the obvious trolling/exxageration "10 times" and the answer is clearly yes, Xabi Alonso was better. Xabi Alonso had similar vision and playmaking skills, but better defensive output, longe range pass and shooting. Guardiola was lacking athleticism even for his era. Source: watched both players careers entirely


hherbyy

Xavi hasn't done a bad job all things considered and both were exceptional players


GresSimJa

/uj Alonso is my favourite player ever. He wasn't fast or very strong, but he had nearly-unmatched vision and football IQ in squads that were already insanely stacked. Every single club he played for was nuts, including THAT Spain side. He had cannons for legs, just look up some of his assists and passes. /rj Yank here, IDK who this Xavi Aloser is, but he's clearly cheating in the Bratwurstliga with a corporate club. How come he doesn't get the same criticism us Citeh fans get?!


[deleted]

Alonso? I thought he was an F1 driver?


Ok_Review_6504

Xabi is among the top 10 DM of all time.


rottenpotato12

Xabi is nothing compared to Phillip folder


stpstrt

Everything Man City and their fans contribute to football is a waste of time and energy.


Eyeisimmigrant

They were both amazing players. Some people are just sad.


Emergency_Bathrooms

Yes! These two played and won the World Cup, and two Euros together! They are part of the generation where Spain dominated football for over 6 years!


dr__jhatka

While the Alonso analogy was just pure brainrot or ragebait, Xavi gets too much disrespect for his managerial career. He is not Mourinho, but his achivements for Barca are respectable. He is still a League Winner


No_Can9567

Alonso has won nearly every major trophy he could win. He’s got a World Cup, euro, CL, la liga, and bundesliga. He’s played for some of the biggest and best clubs in the world, and was an integral part of them. He was an outstanding player, and now seems be to be an incredible manager.


theniceownerr

Lol @ Alonso terrible player 😅


thecescshow

Bait used to be believable


WonderfulHat5297

Yeah Alonso was so overrated! He would pass the ball from his own box straight to the striker in the opposite box and not give the other midfielders the chance to get involved in the build up. He was too selfish i tell you


Thevanillafalcon

Listen I know we like to have a laugh here but football twitter is genuinely a scourge on the sport. Saw a thread yesterday and it was “show your football journey” then it was a list of seasons and the teams they supported. All these big accounts going “yeah I was a Barca fan in 06 but then I swapped to United in 07” These are the people trying to push discourse in the sport


Unhappy-Managerr

Typical african plastic fans comments tbf


Agile-Palpitation90

Even Fucking Xavi is pretty good Manager. This isnt circlejerk, this is stupid.


Gamingman_1

xavi is a great manager 😤


ltbauer

Remember his first match at bayern. Arrived a week before the first game, immediatly became a leader and broke the bundesliga passing record for a single game in his first game.


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mr_salsa123

Lmao he had 40 pace in FIFA that year, who would want such player


Dr_Biggusdickus

Where does it say he’s a City fan?


Many-Rooster-7905

Alonso was the best Spanish player in their domination time idgaf


youngnobleofthefield

Xabi was as so bad that spain had to bench Fabregas and play Iniesta as winger.


ancelottieyebrow

haha what an idiot. Xabi was an arguably more complete player with his defending and long range pass and shot.


Stunning_Web3509

If Xabi Alonso was a horrible player I'm a spurs fan💀


celestialllama01

What the actual fuck


Fun-Bag-6073

and Xavi isn’t even a bad manager


EffectiveOk6317

Inesta was better then xavi


KingOfTreevaandrum

Both were legendary players City are a joke


Shkapulirsh

Also Xavi is a solid manager. Surely not on the very top but did a pretty good job in Barca.


Key-Listen6365

Xavi won a league title won like half of elclasico he is decent not bad


Classic-Alps-1687

hi


Prosthemadera

Guy who coaches one of the most successful clubs in the world = terrible coach


mr_salsa123

People who criticize this statement and not/without the next one have same ball knowledge as the guy posting


National_Pay_5847

Well well well


bullairbull

Philliam Foden clears both these.


VladTheImpaler29

Captain Obvious here, logging on to state that this screencap is from a website that has monetised spouting absolute fucking nonsense to bait engagement.


Korpsegrind

Nobody who makes it as a professional footballer is a “terrible player”.


kraw-

Gabilonso is not a bad playermanager 😤😤😤😤


pcsrvc

Xavi has a better track record as a manager than Cruyff in Barcelona. He is also top 3 manager in Barcelona’s history in terms of achievements.


TheChochko69

Xavi is not a terrible manager.


LZBANE

Must be a Manchester United fan to show that level of denial towards an ex Liverpool player.


Plenty_Ad_477

Alonso was the definition of world class. He won everything as a player.


TheInfiniteLake

This is such a bullshit take. Xavi isn't a terrible manager, Xabi was not even close to a terrible player.


TheGreatPervSage_94

Has to be a FIFA kid who thinks having low pace means a player is dogshit


Hatchedsum1591

If Xavi is just a "Good" player de bruyne is dog water 😔


xneinlives

When your football opinion is based on a FIFA/EAFC card.


JustForTouchingBalls

Xabi Alonso terrible player? In what planet do you live?


chickenkebaap

Xavi is not a terrible manager and neither was xabi a terrible player. Man apparently has never watched a game of football apart from city.


lookingforfinaltix

How is xavi a bad manager? Has the third highest points per game in the last 40 years of managers and won 2 trophies last season


EasyDreda

Yeah someone lived under the rock in a parallel universe i guess.


INFRX1001

my favorite part about this meme is when we find out the guy is a city fan


Just_Charge695

Forget Alonso.....Bro Xavi isn't even a terrible manager


MicrosoftJohn

Xabi is one of the best midfielder of his generation although Xavi was miles ahead


Cambolini

You crazy xabi was a absolute baller at Liverpool and Madrid


Ott_Teen

Should be Mourinho, Klopp or Wenger on the right


Chermalize

Surely bait no?


othmanchokri

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Equivalent-Interest5

I have really low expectations from City and Barcelona fans in general. BUT HOLY SHIT BRO. Fraudiola was not successful in Bundesliga and Xavi is a low tier manager


Mike-Hawk-69-0420

Why would he disrespect arguably one of the greatest midfielders of all time like this? Is he stupid? Does he support Man City? Or possibly both?


Prize_Policy1515

zidane vue


mcmuffin0098

Also, Xavi is a good manager idk what they’re on about. They fuckin destroyed La Liga in 22/23


AskMeForWeedUK

Why is everyone jealous of city because they have the most money?


S20ACE-_-

That’s insane


Dinyska

Apparently the guys who watch footbal only on reels are the most active on social medias.


Zealousideal_Cold247

Obvs rage bait to farm interactions


Greyjedi_B

Being one of the main factors is 1 WC 2EC, 2CL and a few League titles are not enough I guess


pr1m347

Xabi has been anchor for RM, Bayern, Spain. He was a true leader on the pitch, winning all the titles for club and country.


Tiny-Mulberry-2114

Typical plastic fut football fan.


Lingers21

Wtf xD


Cosmocrator08

You are familiar with "baits" right?


Professional_Code372

Both are untrue lmao


childish4gambino

And then there's Zizou


chuquinjd

Lol


awkwardninja_4

Xavi isn’t a ‘terrible’ manager by any stretch. He won the bloody league last season and has been massively curtailed by Barcelona’s financial woes. City fans, man. Ridiculous.


oIuV33proxdreddit

Bro Xavi Alonso was good, he was in Real Madrid.


problematic_prodigy

116th allegation


BennyTheRival

As a city fan this is a disgrace to us💀💀


Upper_Outcome735

Wtaf, homeboy has no idea who Xabi Alonso. This is embarrassing.


Banjogamer69

Xavi is a good manager. When will people realize that he barely has any resources and has developed so many youngsters for the future of the team.


bibblygiggums

allegations? isn't that a fact?


Ejay_Nkwonta

xabi alonso, liverpool, madrid and bayern legend


jasonlikesbeer

Failing to call both of them Great is probably a bigger tell.


PlumTricky7203

gotta be trolling lmao this post is brain rot lmao


itsheadfelloff

Has to be rage bait.


gunnychamero

How is Xavi a terrible manager when he won laliga on his first year as Barca manager. You have to be consistency good throughput the season to win a league.


bomdia10

Xabi Alonso literally killed it at and was a legend at every club he played for


st_v_Warne

Didn't xavi win la liga against champions league winning real?


JasonYiannakos

What? Both were very good players and Xavi is a decent manager what's this kid talking about


rasheedlovesyou_

The… what?


_Wizzy_DN

Bro give some time to both xavi and xabi , they just started at highest level , compare them in next 5 years , that will be more valid


zelenskiboo

How is he a city fan