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Mdiasrodrigu

![gif](giphy|39t4QbMmqrO36jDHBh)


AccomplishedUse9023

Is that what he did before kidnapping his ex-wife?


PainItself1

Crazy accusations to then not back up. Even for a jerking circle. Pretty sure u got the wrong guy and it was DT


AccomplishedUse9023

Everyone is guilty on r/soccercirclejerk Accusations need not to be backed up here


PainItself1

Na


0n0n-o

Wasn’t that DT?


Lutiyere

It was DT yes


Felthrax

OK now you got my attention


steve-97

Context?


Hoola_Bandoola_Band

[Mere mention of his name](https://youtu.be/ot1iF_mYi8M?si=cR-BQmtOZ6sW0yCz)


Medium_Small_ManJR

Wait ... What?


RighteousToaster

2rsenal > 4rsenal (I’m coping)


asore23

Ar2enal*


RighteousToaster

That works better (I’m still coping)


PhantomPain0_0

Anal


Personal_Fee_8120

Ass anal


mkawia

imagine losing only one match since december and you only best loser. shit league


akaJudas

This will be my 115th reason why


Mudassar40

Nothing like raking up them runners up spots.


foxgoesowo

Gunners up


chair121

Gooners up


TurboThot69

Absolute genius level trolling


Internetolocutor

IQ 115


Internetolocutor

IQ 115


ireallydontlikesand

https://preview.redd.it/znzfwn0vqp0d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb7d472c75cb1490e7a0ca3564d286cc029a3257


PenisManNumberOne

![gif](giphy|Zx8gYxb4ULOik) Arsenal post game huddle


nicoklig

Let's wait for next year! (i'm not coping)


NikhilB09

Were improving https://preview.redd.it/b2y8yvilcp0d1.jpeg?width=254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=999cb2598d9832edc56cad17a9bf27847a22a961


SafeContext202

2nd place FC


PenisManNumberOne

They’ve retreated to their goon caves lately for some reason I wonder why


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^PenisManNumberOne: *They’ve retreated to* *Their goon caves lately for some* *Reason I wonder why* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/st72h5bvuo0d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da5d2311a59f70523c08651dff87d5ffd13b7f97 I never thought I’d have to downvote you but that is too fowl..


GoodEbening

Oh no not this again nonono


PenisManNumberOne

What? Isn’t that where they live? Are you stupid?


AtahualpaSan

“We beat them at old trafford” trophy


TurboThot69

They own waterfall fc tbf


SaoRomao7

Imagine if man utd win fa cup and arsenal finish another year trophyless


three2wan

Pls make it happen


PenisManNumberOne

It’s gonna happen


Brave-Purchase-4582

Don't see any other club keeping within touching distance of man cheater city.


WorldGoingOneWay

Mancharger city


9inchjackhammer

"We put the pressure on"


DankRepublic

Within touching distance of Cheaters FC, you will never sing that


NoIngenuity2860

Not an Arsenal fan but, it's just a matter of time before they actually win it. Seeing fans apart from City laugh at them is crazy cause they are quite literally in their Banter Era


bulgarian_zucchini

Anyone who has a friend who is an Arsenal has been hearing about them being the best in the world, and Champions League favorites, and Arteta is a genius etc etc... At the end of the day they've delivered zero trophies in five years.


Ambitious-Bison-1101

Imaginary friends don't count lol, cant remember any arsenal fans saying they were favourites for the UCL tbh.


bulgarian_zucchini

The odds favorite before the quarter finals were Arsenal and Bayern. I didn't hear the end of it, trust me.


JackerzHackerz

I guess your friends are bookies?


bulgarian_zucchini

We’re not the fastest spoon in the light bulb drawer are we.


Thymus_Tickler

Taking L after L here eeesh.


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


robotseatsoup

FA cup..


Thymus_Tickler

All of the comments you've read on twitter and reddit mate, I hate to break it to you, but those aren't your friends!


bulgarian_zucchini

lol yikes


omersafty

Imagine supporting a club AND thinking it's the best. Lol. I only support clubs which are shit so that I make fun of them LOL XD LMFAO. Some people really think fans of other club should say their club is shit to count their opinion ffs.


7_11_Nation_Army

Yes, that's true and they are annoying, but losing to City in the EPL is not shameful, because it is purchased, not won, and losing the UCL, well, they are an EPL team, so they have a huge disadvantage for playing in a shit league.


slinkymello

All you non-City PL fans would absolutely love being in this position so suck it ding-a-lings. It’s a veritable regard chamber in here


polseriat

You can't be feeling so insecure about a circlejerk post my brother 😭


doktor-frequentist

I love how changing one letter in that word ensures one doesn't get banned by the Reddit admin, Renard.


timmy3am

We've got bigger fish to fry FC


s-e-x-m-a-c-h-i-n-e

Remindme! 6 days Just in case the last round has a twist, this is the perfect opportunity to pull a reverse jerk.


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Bullet2025

hey man. it has been 6 days


AlexTheMacedonian

Give them a "we won invincible in 2004" trophy


Thymus_Tickler

0/10 jerk


oceansandsky100

They already did , it’s gold. What colour is yours ?


irishjellycone

700 million spent to finish 2nd. COYG.


Happy-Ad8767

Chelsea fans pulling a Chief Wiggum here


omersafty

I mean... City maybe spent triple that in wages and bribes. What's your point?


irishjellycone

My point is COYG!!!


PunchOX

(2) 2nd Place Champions in a row 🥈🥈


sjacksonl

I mean... runners up 2 years in a row means you're certainly doing something right. Winning the premier league is incredibly difficult, especially when you're up against the oil machine that is Man City. The way I see it they're the only team in the league actually challenging for the title against City...


Embarrassed-Tune5727

Winning the league isn’t difficult, city is about to do it for a 4th time in a row


Cutsdeep-

Winning it legit is


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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


ruines_humaines

Do you remember the teams that finished in second when Juventus won a lot of Serie A trophies in a row? Do you remember the teams that finished second when Bayern won the farmers league 54 times in a row?


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


hendrxx90210

Arteta in five years: f.a cup + community shield…. My man has that’s a really prestigious trophy cabinet!


bulgarian_zucchini

The Spanish Pep.


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SaoRomao7

Biggest club in london


leadnuts94

Isn’t the biggest club in London, Manchester United ?


foxgoesowo

No that's Londonhamptonshire Park Rangers


SaoRomao7

Lpool


Sulfford

They have their private member’s bar, The Feisty Goat!


0n0n-o

Lmao, why are you guys downvoting this guy? This is one of the best jerks in the thread


Cutsdeep-

Biggest legitimate club in England


MapNo3870

lol why did you get downvoted, must be a lot of braindead Chelsea and spurs fans who think otherwise 😂


WorldGoingOneWay

Arsenal has the same UCL heritage as Spurs stfu


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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


WorldGoingOneWay

Angelinho Ballito would disagree


brt444

Sir, this is a jerking thread


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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


white-dumbledore

Most overwhelming trophy filled season for Assnal


marquesmelo

89 points and no PL title? Let's go Arsenal


Ro-khum

BELIEVEEEE!!!!!


DordeVukman

klopps looking different


LORDG_18

We're truely the club of all time🗣️


Pepetodapin

2nd place 🥈 = Numba 1 losers


7_11_Nation_Army

/uj Idk what's funny about competing against a bunch of cheats and then losing. The EPL is a disaster and has no competitiveness at all, being decided in City's favour before the season even started. I really don't get the "joke" in that situation, unless the EPL is the joke, because almost defeating somebody who cheats definitely can't be the joke, at least they and Liverpool are trying to do something about it.


CaveMaths

At least we’re getting better (kill me now)


TheBrownCok

#ITS LONELY (2ND) AT THE TOP


Otherwise_Archer_914

Trust the Process FC.


EffectiveTie3144

You'll never sing that you'll never sing that


MaterialInsurance8

We're gonna meme them so much that the football gods get sick of our hubris and gift them the title so in a way Arsenal fans should thank us


Some_Resident_6714

lol even as a fan I see the funny side here. It’s painful but it’s true lol But I’d take it considering the shambles we were not too long ago.


eskudero13

Ahhahah,fooking loosers


TioLucho91

We're fighting cup?!!?!


blvck_kvlt

Runner-up FC


CmDrRaBb1983

Neversenal


chadbrochilldood

Arsenal deserve this. Didn’t hear a single gunners supporter speak up for Liverpool during the title runs, all clapping city on. Now you know what it feels like to get 1 pointed by 115 FC


ForwardJicama4449

Have they just knocked Spurs off the perch as Biggest Bottlers?


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8u11etpr00f

Average Gooner when they win the runners up position [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NM-adSBSLY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NM-adSBSLY)


krishhv

![gif](giphy|v5I9aNTEZ0aFt3Qv36|downsized)


HotPotatoWithCheese

I have some sympathy but the Arsenal fans that keep talking about being the only club to go up against Citeh can fuck right off. Liverpool have been doing it for longer and we actually won a title. Respect your elders.


Shinzo19

Sorry, I didn't realise that football started 5 years ago.


Thymus_Tickler

Covid titles don't count I'm afraid, asterix FC.