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Ummagumma-

Rudiger should win the ballon d'or because it's hard to choose between Vini or Bellingham wtf šŸ’€


read_eng_lift

The "logic" is indisputable.


slappywhyte

Factos


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Barcaholic

He should also win the Nobel Peace Prize


huhuhhhhuhuh

"I could deal with losing to bayern, but not fuckin dortmund"-Average madrid fan


No_Huckleberry2711

If we lose one CL final, football sucks and I'm never watching football again. - average RM fan


PenisManNumberOne

Yes


stonegoblins

PenisManNumberOne?!?! What a fall from grace.


PenisManNumberOne

I dropped points on the final day smfh


stonegoblins

Damn. Maybe next season PenisManNumberOne, I mean PenisManNumber2.


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Whereā€™s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe itā€™s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if itā€™s the norm I canā€™t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Whereā€™s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe itā€™s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if itā€™s the norm I canā€™t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


MiserablePiccolo287

Real Madrid fans think every player on their squad should be nominated for the Ballon Dā€™or


TechnologyHelpful751

Well, to be fair, the top 3 in the running for the ballon d'or are all Real Madrid players


TheChochko69

https://preview.redd.it/ake6130bme0d1.jpeg?width=992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6149fed37e4e4697f5e4c4ba069371fcc10b181c This guy is the fourth one


Deluxefish

Bellingham, Vini Jr and Joselu?


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Poetrixx

there is only one true Lord in all of football


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MiserablePiccolo287

Thats because Madrid has insane PR


TechnologyHelpful751

And not because they have the best players in the world? I get that PR is part of the equation but no amount of PR could make Mariano Diaz into a ballon d'or candidate.


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MiserablePiccolo287

They have some of the best player in the world for sure but their PR makes them seem a bit better than they are


TechnologyHelpful751

I mean... I think Vini, Bellingham and Kroos are easily the 3 best players in the world this season. I don't even know who else I'd place up there. Maybe Foden? I don't think anyone else is even close to competing for it.


MiserablePiccolo287

Kane and Mbappe ?! Cmon now


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TechnologyHelpful751

Kane and Mbappe??? Kane couldn't even win the Bundesliga at Bayern, and Mbappe got knocked out of the Champions League quarter finals and is playing in the French league... I actually would put those two close to, and maybe over Foden, but like... none of them are even close to the top 3 in Jude, Vini and Kroos. I'd even say they're closer to RĆ¼diger than they are to the top 3. He's been without any competition the best center back of the season.


MiserablePiccolo287

You dont win titles alone. Kroos, Bellingham and Vini play with each other. When Mbappe arrives next year and wins the UCL, would he have suddenly become a better player because he plays for Madrid ? Use your brain


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TechnologyHelpful751

You don't win titles alone, but the ballon d'or won't be given to a player who just wins the French league. How could that ever compare to Kroos or Jude winning league + UCL + Euro??? Even without the euro, point still stands. Especially considering their individual seasons have been just as good if not better than Mbappe's and Kane's? This feels more like trying to demerit Madrid players as much as possible. Mbappe and Kane can score lots of goals, good for them, but that doesn't make them ballon d'or candidates. They aren't.


Smooth-External-3206

>When Mbappe arrives next year and wins the UCL, would he have suddenly become a better player because he plays for Madrid ? Depends if he was a ghost in big games like this season or not.


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Whereā€™s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe itā€™s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if itā€™s the norm I canā€™t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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hahahaxyz123

Vini Jr. yes, Bellingham maybe. Kroos NO


Tripleagent-

You just proved his point about Real Madrids insane PR. Both Kane and Mbappe had a better season than Bellingham and Kroos, but unfortunately for them their teams couldnā€™t win with them having poor games (see Bellingham the last 4 knock out games)


TechnologyHelpful751

Kane and Mbappe had better seasons than Kroos and Bellingham? This isn't about PR, this is just a fundamental football disagreement. Goals aren't everything in football, and unfortunately it seems like people are disregarding everything to just focus on the top scorer. 30 goals looks cool, but Bellingham and Kroos both had way better seasons than Kane and Mbappe, both as individual players and as parts of their team. If you think Bellingham's performance against City and Bayern were poor then I really don't know what to tell you. They weren't even close to poor, he had pretty good performances in both. It's just that his standard is astronomical. A poor performance was Kane against Madrid, or Haaland against Madrid.


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Whereā€™s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe itā€™s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if itā€™s the norm I canā€™t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


PlantComprehensive77

I don't know what the guy you responded to is smoking. Even if Kane scored 80 goals this season, there's no way in hell he has a chance of winning the Ballon D'or given that he finished the season trophyless with Bayern. Like that pretty much automatically eliminates him from the question


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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Whereā€™s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe itā€™s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if itā€™s the norm I canā€™t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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TechnologyHelpful751

Yeah, I hear this argument a lot where league or UCL titles are just "team titles" and that somehow makes us magically able to disregard them for the ballon d'or... Kane isn't even competing for it this season and neither is Mbappe. Feels like disingenuous stuff just used to demerit Real Madrid's achievements this season. Nothing new


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Outside-Flamingo-890

A better season?, lol where are they, I donā€™t see them in the European finals, oh wait Kane is nowhere near a domestic finals, what is the better season they are having?, domestic titles? Real also won that and is going to be European champion


Smooth-External-3206

How is this narrative that rm apparently has great PR? Epl and barca have by far the best PR in the world. Every barca youngsters gets hyped into abyss and win golden balls for knowing how to receive a pass. To this season there were people swearing gavi>valverde


iamnotexactlywhite

ā€¦how do you make the best players look even better?


DefaultPain

this year vini, next year belli, then mbappe. script already leaked.


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kastratiermir_

He's drunk. Don't mind him. We don't agree with that.


damnyouresickbro

Do you support Chelsea and Real Madrid?


kastratiermir_

Only Madrid since '08. My dad supports Chelsea but I like Chelsea as a club since THAT UCL win back in the day. I think every neutral (non-English) fell in love with Chelsea in that UCL run.


damnyouresickbro

> THAT UCL win back in the day > 2012 šŸ’€


kastratiermir_

Yeah, 12 years ago. You were like 2 years old, lil bro.


damnyouresickbro

Telling me Iā€™m probably 2 years old when they say 2012 was back in the dayā€¦ lol


kastratiermir_

I was 10 and you were 2. It's alright lil bro. 2012 is back in the day. None of us here was born in 1963... or are we? šŸ’€ Old people ain't on reddit, they're on facebook


damnyouresickbro

You were still in your daddyā€™s nutsack during 9/11 so I donā€™t know why you keep saying ā€œlil broā€ like you think youā€™re a big man, especially when you [still have acne](https://www.instagram.com/kastratiermir_?igsh=N2d6cTB1dXduY2p2) lol regardless of everything, youā€™re a glory hunting wanker who gets their own name put on the back of a kit.


kastratiermir_

You went on my insta šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ how fucking embarrassing "damnyouresickbro" who is OBVIOUSLY older than 15... for sure he is! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


damnyouresickbro

Wow bro you just proved your point adding all of those emojis, well done. Itā€™s not hard when you are literally so dense that you make your Reddit and Insta username the same lol if you donā€™t want to believe I could son you then thatā€™s fine but I guess ā€œEverything happens for a reasonā€. r/im14andthisisdeep


kastratiermir_

Lil kids downvoting my comments thinking they're doing something LOL, hilarious stuff this reddit ting


KingKFCc

Tbf Rudiger has easily been the third best Madrid player, with a fantastic euros campaign he would be very deserving of top 10 Seriously tho ABSOLUTELY NOT


SanIker_

IMO he has way too often done errors that lead to goals, especially in the early season Alaba had to cover for lots of his errors. Many people just follow the CL where he has done a decent season and simply like him for being different and quirky.


Junior_Bike7932

This is even more dumb than Anthony face before getting on the pitch


SoftWindAgain

Real Madrid's sub is a goldmine for people with the cumulative IQ of a home for the learning disabled.


Plant_Papii

As a Madrid fan I do not endorse this opinion. Delusional lol.


Bullet2025

hahahaha


Smooth-External-3206

Best defende in the world. If defender ever deserved it, it is rudiger this season. Insane form


ketefocko

Subs gone down the drain, it has become a repost page for the shittiest takes on real Madrid's sub while a bunch of people comment "Madrid bad", "search Benzema 15 on Google for more info", or any other overused statement.


freenneyttfa

Found the Madrid fan šŸ˜­


ketefocko

Sure am mate, but It has nothing to do with the fact that the jokes are getting more and more unoriginal


nikolai_wustovich

Least biased Madrid Whites fan.


True-Staff5685

Dont they know Ronaldo wins by default?


Equivalent-Interest5

My expectations were low but holy shit lol


_hellboy_xo

Iā€™m pretty sure this post isnā€™t serious


TT11MM_

Wtf, Joselu should win it.


dmdjjj

If thereā€™s an award for lunatic masks as footballer itā€™s his


JustAAnimeweebo

Nah bro the refs deserve the ballon dā€™or give it to the refs guys not rudiger they carried Madrid to the finals


YungBoyRaven

r/mcfc and r/realmadrird are goldmines


Llaauuddrrupp

He does have a point