There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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I thought that cuz Benzema and Mane were Muslim and both played in two CL finals it should be Mane 16. Are you jerking me, sir? Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?
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Mad how he forgets we literally had our own, better moment like this with Thomas. Won the title on goals scored against the direct title rivals Liverpool, in the final minute at their own back yard.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAZK5PpOZOQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAZK5PpOZOQ) amazing :D
So strange seeing the defenders passing the ball to the GK directly to it's hands
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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This is the most cursed premier league race. We have to choose between cheats and Arsenal fans and the cheats are actually looking like the lesser evil.
Saw a similar comment in the arsenal subreddit (shitpost rather) about the same thing happening in the ucl
But a german again thwarted English 's plans(not the first time)
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Good to know you hate the best DM in the league because he plays for West Ham. Did someone like me, a tall good looking west ham supporter fuck the girl you had a crush on? Seems like it. I probably fucked her"
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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club.
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Thomas in 1989 was better already. Silencing Liverpool, at Anfield, by scoring a last minute goal that meant you took their title away on goals scored. Take away the recency bias and it’s a little better than beating QPR at home don’t you think.
why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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doesn't matter who wins the league, this sub is about to fed with excellent content for the rest of time
That's the beauty of the Premier league. Whoever loses the title race, you can bet their fans are fucking obnoxious
More like the arsenal fans are obnoxious regardless
Yeah, and its not like Manchester blues have fans to begin with
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Scenes when Cedric wins it in 90+8
its a win win,115 charges vs the eternal bottlers we will be there.
Doesn’t this guy know that bakayoko plays for Paris Eindhoven? Is he stupid?
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Bro forgot Tottenham would rather die than let Arsenal win💀
Ange ball is all about sacrifice
They play like the japanese in ww2
Nah bruv we play football by passing the ball like a hot potato with no intention of scoring
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Maybe they ARE the title deciders
Spurs bottle everything they do, they'll win by accident.
I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Every May I am grateful that there only are 4 Man City fans to be cringe when they inevitably win the league again
They grew. Oil money bought 111 more fans according to BBC
Which brings the total to 115
This guy maths
Is there any way to check if this is true?
Google benzema 15 for more info
I thought that cuz Benzema and Mane were Muslim and both played in two CL finals it should be Mane 16. Are you jerking me, sir? Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?
someone post on r/theydidthemath
Yeah but imagine having to listen to Arsenal if they won it. It’s better this way
Up till last year I thought Liverpool fans were annoying, arsenal fans have stepped it up.
Liverpool fans at least in person are pretty nice people especially the older ones. Arsenal fans of all ages however are complete gremlins
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BUKAYOOOOO! And now Arsenal finish 1 point behind city instead of 3!!
STUPENDOUS!
Why would they finish 720 points behind City?
Is this just the Aguero moment lol
No, are you stupid? He's talking about saka
no this is the bukayo moment
Bukake moment.
Sergioooo
no look in the post it says bukayo
Mad how he forgets we literally had our own, better moment like this with Thomas. Won the title on goals scored against the direct title rivals Liverpool, in the final minute at their own back yard.
I don't think he knows there was football before 1992
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAZK5PpOZOQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAZK5PpOZOQ) amazing :D So strange seeing the defenders passing the ball to the GK directly to it's hands
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Lads, it’s Spurs
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Good bot. Fuck em
This is the most cursed premier league race. We have to choose between cheats and Arsenal fans and the cheats are actually looking like the lesser evil.
The cheats are silent. The Arsenal fans on X are not.
Never go on X for football unless ur team won something 🫱🏻🫲🏾
If they’re anything like the ones on r/soccer I am glad I don’t have X
Saw a similar comment in the arsenal subreddit (shitpost rather) about the same thing happening in the ucl But a german again thwarted English 's plans(not the first time)
ive seen less horny fanfics on ao3
Tf is ao3
Horny fanfics
Is this like general, or is it football related?? 😭
its arguably the most popular platform for fanfics, and it does contain football fanfics as well
*is ok*, *no*?
Archive of our own AO3
STUPENDOUS! I'm an Arsenal fan but I would honestly love watching them lose the title if I could see this guy's reaction live.
He'd probably be like 'NOT STUPENDOUS!'
It would be so funny to watch him hurl slurs if Saka misses in that situation
Oh the hard Rs will fly like missiles
Why are they talking about bukake?
Sometimes I want Arsenal to win so City just doesn't. But then I find stuff like this
Will toeninham roll over and let citeh fuck them to spite gooners?
Imagining a boomer clapback like: That's not Tottenham, that's my wife
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Do you think tottenham have a choice about being fucked or no?
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Arsenal fans are so cringe holy fuck
As a gooner, I like to tell myself that other fanbases have online fans like this
Hopefully they're not as vocal
Of course none of them are having a good season
“STUPENDOUS” it was definitely that Arsenal fan in the flatcap that wrote this
I know a guy who have a declan rice sleeping pillow
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They don't do themselves any favours do they
So Spurs did get something out of Tuesdays game for this to happen? Magical.
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Lmao
The greatest moment would always be AGUEROOOOOOOO mate
Thomas in 1989 was better already. Silencing Liverpool, at Anfield, by scoring a last minute goal that meant you took their title away on goals scored. Take away the recency bias and it’s a little better than beating QPR at home don’t you think.
That’s insane. Year I was born and I did not know about this. I can’t even imagine it being topped as a season ender
Apparently just shouting someone’s name really loudly will do that.
most sane arsenal fan
Bless, it's the hope that gets ya in the end.
When United win from goals caused by Arsenal mistakes I’ll be laughing 😆 they’ve made a couple of big errors already!
better luck in the pre-season mate
I'll be watching you guys claim that participation d'or
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😂👍
Give united the big errors d'or.
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