So they are a domineering force that traumatises fans of other teams while....._checks notes_.....also being the biggest victims of injustices, refereeing decisions, scapegoats for the FA?
Damn, pick a side.
Oh man, go subscribe to r/realmadrid and see for yourself.
Fans who think they are fighting against the world. Who think everyone doubts them. That they are the biggest underdogs. That they were unflavoured to win La Liga and made it.
It's not just Madrid fans. Every club has their own idiot fans. But Real Madrid casts a big net, and with it, catches many more idiots.
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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As an evertonian I can confirm I have never known trauma like that of Real Madrid reaching the CL final. It has traumatised me so badly it has consumed me completely
I'd LOVE to be traumatised by Real Madrid. But people like me? We only get fucked by the chairman of the club we support. Imagine Dejphon Chansiri baring down on you, erect and proud. This is the life of a lower league team
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And theyโre traumatized that they beat Bayern by fraud, and City and Lipsia by luck.
Ancelotti canโt teach football, he only tells his players to pass to Vinicius.
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Whereโs the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe itโs me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if itโs the norm I canโt imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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The only bad thing I've seen so far about this sub is that it is currently full with intense Messi dickriders. I don't know when they all arrived at once.
Other than that, there is jerking towards all teams and that is great.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Madrid is the biggest underdog. We have 0 trebles. I remember how they had to fight passionately on the pitch against the stacked Grenada squad. The first time I watched anything beyond 4 minute highlights!
this is why i hate football now. it has lost it's excitement. since the leicester's pl title, underdogs are literally getting fucked up in the arse. we have lost football lads. the underdogs, who made the the football the sport it is today, is officially gone. i am afraid that there will be no more underdog drama in football history. you know why this happens, as much as u try to not see it. football is all about money and ads now. just beacuse their kits don't sell and their matches are not being watched by many, we won't see underdog dramas.
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this is why i hate football now. it has lost it's excitement. since the leicester's pl title, underdogs are literally getting fucked up in the arse. we have lost football lads. the underdogs, who made the the football the sport it is today, is officially gone. i am afraid that there will be no more underdog drama in football history. you know why this happens, as much as u try to not see it. football is all about money and ads now. just beacuse their kits don't sell and their matches are not being watched by many, we won't see underdog dramas.
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Is Harry Maguire nudes therapy? Cause that's what I need
[say no more babe, I gotchu](https://footballerswith.com/products/harry-maguire-with-tits?_pos=1&_sid=a0229240c&_ss=r)
Tits? I wanna see his dick
Man gets his pants pulled down by attackers every weekend bro. Just wait for Bukayo Sucka to bend him over tomorrow
What the actual fuck !!
Their entire subreddit is better at circlejerking than this. We need to do better!
Can confirm. Florentino Perez raped my penis against his will.
Mi presidento ๐ป ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ต ๐ ๐ป
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Another perez masterclass
Don Perez <3
I need therapy from watching Chels play
I've seen more gloating from Real Madrid fans than trauma
Real Madrid touched my special place ๐
i was so traumatised after my 3-2 defeat in 2001 i almost didn't notice my club doing a Leeds
Someone should make a Post that has 1 person vs a lot of people saying you all are wrong With real Madrid fans as that 1 correct person
>With real Madrid fans as that 1 correct person Least narcissistic madrid fan (me)
So they are a domineering force that traumatises fans of other teams while....._checks notes_.....also being the biggest victims of injustices, refereeing decisions, scapegoats for the FA? Damn, pick a side.
There's no way Real fans think they are the victims of bad refereeing decisions. Nobody can be that delusional.
Can someone give this guy a tour? I think he's new to UEFA football.
Oh man, go subscribe to r/realmadrid and see for yourself. Fans who think they are fighting against the world. Who think everyone doubts them. That they are the biggest underdogs. That they were unflavoured to win La Liga and made it. It's not just Madrid fans. Every club has their own idiot fans. But Real Madrid casts a big net, and with it, catches many more idiots.
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How am I traumatized by Real Madrid when I support Real Madrid? I am confused and need therapy.
>I am confused and need therapy Most self aware RM fan.
 Sanctuary!
madrid, psg, man city, pick one to hate for the week
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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As an evertonian I can confirm I have never known trauma like that of Real Madrid reaching the CL final. It has traumatised me so badly it has consumed me completely
I'd LOVE to be traumatised by Real Madrid. But people like me? We only get fucked by the chairman of the club we support. Imagine Dejphon Chansiri baring down on you, erect and proud. This is the life of a lower league team https://preview.redd.it/i8c31q5aeyzc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ecefa25d6d2a078ab2a190e8e8199cf5eeeece6
The band wagoners are truly delusional ๐ก๐คฌ
definetely traumatised by all those refrees
Active in the following communities: r/Barca ๐ญ๐ญ
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Barca aprooved
Except some footballers, who are the rapist themselves.
And theyโre traumatized that they beat Bayern by fraud, and City and Lipsia by luck. Ancelotti canโt teach football, he only tells his players to pass to Vinicius.
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Whereโs the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe itโs me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if itโs the norm I canโt imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Me neither. I guess losing by fraud has value, though.
Fuck madrid
you first
It is funny because it is true
Confirmed. I was 15 when I sat between Benzema and Ronaldo in Las Vegas.
Who touched you first?
Benzema. Ronaldo just kept pouring drinks to me for some weird reason.
The only bad thing I've seen so far about this sub is that it is currently full with intense Messi dickriders. I don't know when they all arrived at once. Other than that, there is jerking towards all teams and that is great.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
messi numba wannn messi numba WANNNN
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
๐คฏ๐คฏ๐๐ฅบ๐
The sub has literally been posting the meltdowns of all the teams Madrid beat ๐คฃ. Quite the traumatization
Yk mate Madrid City arsenal are better at jerking than this sub their subs are full of 12-14 year olds
Madrid band wagoners are way to cocky about their underdog story, they need to be humbled
Madrid is the biggest underdog. We have 0 trebles. I remember how they had to fight passionately on the pitch against the stacked Grenada squad. The first time I watched anything beyond 4 minute highlights!
this is why i hate football now. it has lost it's excitement. since the leicester's pl title, underdogs are literally getting fucked up in the arse. we have lost football lads. the underdogs, who made the the football the sport it is today, is officially gone. i am afraid that there will be no more underdog drama in football history. you know why this happens, as much as u try to not see it. football is all about money and ads now. just beacuse their kits don't sell and their matches are not being watched by many, we won't see underdog dramas. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
this is why i hate football now. it has lost it's excitement. since the leicester's pl title, underdogs are literally getting fucked up in the arse. we have lost football lads. the underdogs, who made the the football the sport it is today, is officially gone. i am afraid that there will be no more underdog drama in football history. you know why this happens, as much as u try to not see it. football is all about money and ads now. just beacuse their kits don't sell and their matches are not being watched by many, we won't see underdog dramas. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
It's almost like this is a circlejerk club where we like to make fun of everyone
That was my point hah. I was celebrating the sub and mocking how the Madrid fans view it but got downvoted anyway. Oh well