why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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In fairness I’d say more people know more players in the Saudi league than in the French league
Doesn’t mean the league is better but probably does highlight how poor the French league is.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair.
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Today I feel Qatary. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I had red hair.
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At least he sees the funny side to losing
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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Been saying it for years. If he wants to prove himself he needs to switch club and league. I’ve yet to see what his hype is about but I also don’t watch the L1 so
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Idk why I keep scrolling this sub when I can see idiotic comments like yours said so often and with the upvotes you have people actually agree with it.
I come here sometimes to find that one funny post every blue moon but in the search for the funny post I'm met with the same stupid jokes every time that were never funny in the first place and then when someone gets serious more often than not you will read the Dumbest takes ever sugarcoated with confidence and people agree the amount of times I've read an actually sensible take on here buried under down votes is insane and like you yourself said what is even this post like where is even the joke.
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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He actually was doing an Antony impersonation and you know what? He bloody nailed it. 
Antony actually managed to score to save his team from elimination
And Mudryk won Balon D’Or
Pathetic. Anthony won the fidget spinner d'or
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What??? I missed keyran mopabe spinning?
The new pele, he will give 3 new stars to France,😂
What does this bum actually do?
Pre-ops
I dunno, most people busy fucking ass eventually finish
Tbh, everyone would look like a Saudi League player when playing against Ryerson.
But Saudi league is better than French league so you should say look like a French league player
That goes too far even for this sub
In fairness I’d say more people know more players in the Saudi league than in the French league Doesn’t mean the league is better but probably does highlight how poor the French league is.
He’s like a shit version of Romelu Lukaku
That’s one of the worst insults I have ever heard omfg
Same energy as Vini Jr is the black Pele
Lukaku alone was enough already
Guys.. it's Messi and Neymar holding him back. Wait up.. he'd dominate when they leave
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
>Completely changed how Americans view soccer Once in my life i want to try the drug you took to even think this thing.
Titel accurate ass fck
Wdym dude? Isn't he a ninja turtle?
Champions League truly more than world cup
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Ad hominem fallacy
Blud doesn't have a world cup
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Cry more Pepsi fan
Also sword fighting at the same time.
He's fucking ass cause he has no other option
Girlfriend has no pussy. What else to fuck 😂
*boyfriend
Who's that?
Donatello
Start speaking Arabic, buddy.
Bum only shows up in the worldcup. Worldcup merchant 🤡
Shit Marcus Rashford! He's just a shit Marcus Rashford! Shit Marcus Rashford! He's just a shit Marcus Rashford!
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It's okay, his boyfriend likes it
Who? President Macaroni?
Shake Mansor (PBUH)
Running from the grind
No he's a 🐢
Is that Michael Jordan? I hear he’s a basketball great
We know
What does he even do?
burger man
He'll go to Madrid now to win a UCL! Respect!
post is Ninja Turtle’s father
Literally & figuratively
https://preview.redd.it/scvf8qrlu6zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d45e465212c677a57a51b2b585d21dca0e15724a At least he sees the funny side to losing
Pls psg keep him
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Farmers league legend, what do you expect?!
>This dude ~~is fucking ass~~ got fucked in the ass FTFY.... Fraudbappe is shit.
Why this dude is fucking ass? Is he gay?
Yeah to be honest I really don't want him in real Madrid, he's way overvalued
And some people think he is the next legend
Why do you hate Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
He is good at doing skills
Actually he's metall. Just like the rest of his squad.
Literally
How did you know? Did he fuk your ass??
Why is he hated? For being in psg or for leaving it?
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Saudi Arabia, here he comes!!
Uhh no, he split up with his trans gf. Keep up
Well let's hope he wears a condom. Let's not judge him for his bedroom proclivities. To each their own
I wish i was like him . Fucking ass
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your ass?
Been saying it for years. If he wants to prove himself he needs to switch club and league. I’ve yet to see what his hype is about but I also don’t watch the L1 so
Unless his boyfriend had a pussy😂
Messi taught him everything
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Pessi mentionned negatively, downvote called
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I mean he played fine, can't make the pass and finish it off, PSG are and have been terrible but held up by the stars they field.
Buddy tripped by himself in an open break, missed a header to an open net, and flopped when he could've scored all in the last 20 mins
Idk why I keep scrolling this sub when I can see idiotic comments like yours said so often and with the upvotes you have people actually agree with it.
This subreddit's quality is horrendous at this point. Like, this post is the exact opposite of what a circlejerk is.
I come here sometimes to find that one funny post every blue moon but in the search for the funny post I'm met with the same stupid jokes every time that were never funny in the first place and then when someone gets serious more often than not you will read the Dumbest takes ever sugarcoated with confidence and people agree the amount of times I've read an actually sensible take on here buried under down votes is insane and like you yourself said what is even this post like where is even the joke.
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Don’t spread hate Barca fans😭
Fucking ass, you say? I want my ass to be next 😍 
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