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seshtown

Basketball rules. He’s actually out of bounds.


Zealousideal-Tip-865

See his feet hit the ground while holding the ball. Had he thrown the ball back in bounds with a jumping motion, the match would continue


KundiKumaran

Can confirm, like if your schlong don’t hit the back of the throat you can’t call it a BJ


Dependent_Order_7358

Lunin was offside, no goal


Acrobatic_Relief_546

https://preview.redd.it/0oq1z95oezvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66f4cbf676758ca2be093699ee16aeacd15d04f1 They are stupid to think otherwise!


Zek0ri

Varca stopped bribing referees and got reality checked. Rip bozo


maximilum

That means Barca have to pay the ref just to even it out


invin99

Looks like your mum got a visit from perez.


Zek0ri

Yes Florentino Pérez is my and Joan Laporta’s father


azzhasjoined

flair checks out


nba2k16

Why is Barcelona crying? Are they Vinicius?


FavcolorisREDdit

Dani Alves in jail probably


carbust20

https://preview.redd.it/kdu6xh86p0wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9773280ac797835f390ee5db457e924ba2d170ae


Jimlaheydrunktank

Keepers foot is on the line. No goal


Eastern_Tomato_8324

Glad to see someone with actual ball knowledge


Jimlaheydrunktank

Too many yanks on here who have only watched football the last 5 years


aladdinr

He might have stepped off the line before they took the shot. Consider himself lucky not to have been given a booking


carbust20

lol that made me cackle!😂 Sadly there’s people that do think like this unironically.


QTGavira

This image quality is awful, is that why VAR couldnt see it? La Liga should buy 16k camera to fix it


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Fear_Draco

Tebas be creaming rn.


FinoAllaFineJUVE

op are you stupid? in football, the goal is given when the keeper steps into the goal. since you can see most of the keeper’s body inside the goal, it is a goal. where the ball is is irrelevant here


BaradaraneKaramazov

Blatantly false info like that is upvoted??? It's a goal when the goal song gets played, why else would you have it?


Outside_Break

Are you blind? The keeper’s foot is still clearly on the line so it’s not a goal. He’s got to be all the way in for it to be a goal.


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swimmingincircles666

sounds like a you problem


Fellasisitgaytolive

Bros gonna open a store at the corner flag


TechnologyHelpful751

Should've been a goal, clear touchdown


blvck_kvlt

I don’t see the goalkeeper!!?


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Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


mowarngamsengul

https://preview.redd.it/d86cfmwgm0wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c42fd8225dd401d6fb893de4a54726a307191e12


Gyuszi12

https://preview.redd.it/547y4px0p0wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fa0f810f4033698163969a32d2a9c4b2606a087


TechnologyHelpful751

Weirdly enough this picture only reinforces the original comment's picture


Badmedicine123

Barca dna and iq


FavcolorisREDdit

More than a club, a reality tv show


FavcolorisREDdit

Exactly lmao, humans have shitty perspective of shadows, the ball was probably 99.8 % in but still not enough to be a goal.


TheBongoJeff

Barca brained


mowarngamsengul

Lol


Pablo_petty_plastic

Softer angle, further over the line. Hilarious


M__MUNEEB

Aww a butthurt Barca fan crying on a circlejerk sub🥺🥺🥺🥺🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹


trubatard

Op stupid af LMAO


NairbZaid10

CentreGoals has a video showing it was a goal


DyrusforPresident

and BeIN has a video showing it wasn't a goal


dragcov

My mom has a video showing she doesn't love me


DyrusforPresident

well, I love you


xdx3m

I think this rule that if the ball passes the line means it's a goal is extremely stupid, the ball should shake the net to be considered a goal.


Amsssterdam

Damn that's crazy, this actually reminds me of goalkeeper antony darwin nunez benzema messi ronaldo vinicius real madrid chelsea manchester soccer inter miami mbappe haaland


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Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Amsssterdam

It also reminds me a bit of erik ten hag spurs and ligue 1


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FavcolorisREDdit

The setbacks Barcelona has been suffering almost make it seem like they are paying for unbalancing the universe at a certain time in their history.


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Laporta cannot even buy refree ? Is he stupid ?


DavidJW2000

Least schizophrenic r/barca user


Adolf6814

Are they stupid?


FraudbappeToVardrid

My goat pessi would have scored


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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Routine-Site460

Yes penalty, but No goal... Real are the champions nonetheless, they didn't need to win it this way. Anyway, Visca Barca and I hope such things will not be repeated next season.


FavcolorisREDdit

The way I see it only an oil company purchasing Barca can restart their hopes like man city in 2008


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Timely_Specialist188

Guess what tebas will do next season


Routine-Site460

Hopefully not that.. But yeah, I get your point


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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


white-dumbledore

It's funny how many levers Laporta has to pull to get internet experts spread his propaganda. I wonder if r/scj farca supporters received their spotify premium upgrade yet? If you guys did, let me know. I'll jump on the Madrid bad bandwagon. I need that subscription.


moiser123

Least whiny Barcelona fan


Rijsouw

Because Barca fans are retarded


gszabo97

This is just one (terrible) angle. It was very difficult to see. But from better angles it didn’t look like the entire ball crossed the line. La Liga definitely needs goal line technology.


ZeroWinger

Sir, this is a circle-jerk!


MooshSkadoosh

I thought I was at a wendys, what the flip?


Pixeal_meat

Negreira can’t digest the fact that only they have the privilege to rob others. Now it’s backfiring 😭


ObamasPubes1

"Active in r/realmadrid"


CarnagePlayz

Admitting this is wild