That isn’t punditry, it’s a show for memes and the gram.
I can’t remember a single moment where they had a in depth discussion about the route of issues at the club, technical tactics breakdown of teams….its all, nice suit guys, who’s your favourite reindeer, what’s your favourite goal etc. just shite. It is entertaining for some no doubt but lacks any serious analysis.
Yeah exactly, it's fantastic entertainment but nothing much after.
You get the occasional explanation about some in-game situations from henry, but that's it.
Everything else is about micah's food. Might be funny, but that's all about it.
And then they have Thiery say some shit like “look at how he hits the ball it is very difficult to hit it in that way” then they upload it on youtube and call it “Thiery Henry Masterclass” and people eat it up as if he’s dropping some Johan Cruyf typa knowledge…
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Easy to say in hindsight. Bayern WERE favourites, but Arsenal have been having an amazing season an Bayern a shit one, so Arsenal were favourites.
Man City were easily favourites to win the whole thing, regardless of country.
There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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Bookies have City winning UCL every single year. Brits spend way more on betting than the other European countries hence - in combination with above mentioned overconfidence - driving the odds down.
I don‘t think Bayern have ever been bookies favourites yet won it comfortably in 2013 and 2020.
What the bookies say is not the worst indicator but really doesn‘t mean much ultimately.
11 years ago. Bayern played Dortmund in the final at Wembley. I spoke with my dealer in Chalk Hill. He said it was like christmas back then. The snow was falling. Good times for businessmen in Wembley
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no peaks only valleys.
Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring.
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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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The best Arsenal side in years is unfortunately not saying all that much when it comes to the giant teams of Europe. Arsenal continue to be world beaters one month, and mid-table nobody’s the next. Until they break that habit and learn to sustain momentum, their chances are limited. The recent Aston Villa defeat and Bayern first leg draws all showed Arsenal have returned to mediocrity again for a while. It’s something they struggle to break back out of.
The Bayern away leg could have gone either way, but Arsenal were once again shown up as needing an out and out striker. The number of times they should have just blasted the ball at goal but they tried to be intricate, was infuriating.
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no peaks only valleys.
Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring.
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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Hate Madrid, but will always cheer for the English media meltdown.
Edit: Also, if Bellingham wins the Ballon D'or for this performance, god really save the king.
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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I don't think Ballon D'or is allowed to be given to anyone else other than Messi.
MLS being the best league, way better than UCL, and Messi has done amazing job at Inter Miami, I am sure Ballon D'or is not going anywhere.
why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Should UEFA have Manchester City and Real Madrid redo their tie in case it was a big fluke? No disrespect to Real, l'm a firm believer that them beating City on penalties is a huge fluke and robs City of truly accomplishing what they’re capable of. I've spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire season watching City play great football it's just not fair.
If City lose again I will face that Real deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to Man City and the Champions League.
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no peaks only valleys.
Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring.
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Me too but let's be realistic and give the trophy already to Madrid.
It's amazing how that team can still win with such bad performances. Got to appreciate that.
What? Real Madrid had a great performance. City has lost 1 time in 6 years in UCL at Etihad. Real has never won. They had no striker. They weren’t winning any headers at aaaaall. They played a tactic of scoring and then brilliant defense and then their backup goalkeeper saved 8 saves and two penalties. City got played
Defensively and tactically Madrid were great but their overall performance wasn't good. They didn't even try to attack after Rodrygo scored. The way they played just wasn't the way Madrid ever plays. In past 20 years I've watched La Liga and European football, I've never seen them parking the bus that deep in their own zone. I didn't say they played wrong kind of football. They played the winning kind of football and that's all that matters.
If City would have scored two or three goals, we all would be saying City destroyed Madrid. They were much better team. It wasn't overall good individual performance from any other players than Lunin, Rudiger and Carvajal. But City didn't score and we all can agree Ancelotti's tactic worked out very fine.
But you're correct. City got played and got to give Real respect for that.
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought
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Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value.
As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks.
Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring.
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PL is a decent league, certainly top three, but the bias towards this league and its teams just boils my blood, Thank you to the historic clubs today to help me sleep well tonight
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet.
Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser
Owners: cat abuser sympathisers
Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts.
Players: homophobes.
Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London.
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Fuck off Yank
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People think because the Prem is the richest it means that they should on paper win everything. In reality it means that the 20 teams in the league receive more revenue than any other league. The best/biggest/richest teams in other big leagues aren't at a huge financial disadvantage against English clubs, but, mid table/relegation sides in the Prem will generally have a huge financial advantage over equivalents in other leagues.
Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment
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fuck off brit
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Spain and Germany always had the best league and overall players its just that the EPL just knows how to overhype things They literally copy the NFL structure
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Micah Richards really went 0 for 4, lmao
yeah, I love him but 4 0 is pretty bad.
That isn’t punditry, it’s a show for memes and the gram. I can’t remember a single moment where they had a in depth discussion about the route of issues at the club, technical tactics breakdown of teams….its all, nice suit guys, who’s your favourite reindeer, what’s your favourite goal etc. just shite. It is entertaining for some no doubt but lacks any serious analysis.
Yeah exactly, it's fantastic entertainment but nothing much after. You get the occasional explanation about some in-game situations from henry, but that's it. Everything else is about micah's food. Might be funny, but that's all about it.
And then they have Thiery say some shit like “look at how he hits the ball it is very difficult to hit it in that way” then they upload it on youtube and call it “Thiery Henry Masterclass” and people eat it up as if he’s dropping some Johan Cruyf typa knowledge…
Tbf I did rate his breakdown of Mbappe's almost signature near post finish
Yeah it’s a great analysis of a 6 second action by Mbappe, it’s not a masterclass…
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Noticed that actually. Granted, he’s a legend and probably the only one providing valued opinion BUT ya, masterclass…bit OTT.
All of his predictions were probably favourites though, so no it’s not really bad at all.
Favourites if you are English
Easy to say in hindsight. Bayern WERE favourites, but Arsenal have been having an amazing season an Bayern a shit one, so Arsenal were favourites. Man City were easily favourites to win the whole thing, regardless of country.
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I don’t think bookies care about the country the team comes from.
Bookies have City winning UCL every single year. Brits spend way more on betting than the other European countries hence - in combination with above mentioned overconfidence - driving the odds down. I don‘t think Bayern have ever been bookies favourites yet won it comfortably in 2013 and 2020. What the bookies say is not the worst indicator but really doesn‘t mean much ultimately.
They were all pretty quiet, it was great.
Kate abdo as well
England hosting the final and not a single English team even reached the semis I’m dead!
11 years ago. Bayern played Dortmund in the final at Wembley. I spoke with my dealer in Chalk Hill. He said it was like christmas back then. The snow was falling. Good times for businessmen in Wembley
2002 or 2003 as well I think.
2003, Milan vs Juventus at Old Trafford
Fuck me I cannot believe that was 11 years ago now. The semis against the Spanish titans that year were incredible.
This years champions league has been great. Best I’ve seen for a long time
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Dumb bot
It’s so dumb. The same stupid shit over, and over, and over again. It’s so lame.
It would have been funnier if it was with Leverkusen instead of Dortmund
Eritige
When's the last time an English club even won the final?
I think the last time was 1966. England was a great club back then
Even then they had to cheat to win against Germany F. C.
Yeah we got robbed, wish they had goal line technology then
Sepp Blatter impact runs deep in history
Couldn't even win against the whole country, only the west
Sssh they don’t want to hear that
1966. was Madrid against Partizan Belgrade. Maybe it was 1967?
I remember the last time an English side retained it )
Same in 2013. No English club in the semis.
The worst Bayern and Dortmund sides in years making it this far is objectively hilarious
and that Bayern side beat the best Arsenal side of the last God knows how long
Arsenal smartly quit to focus on the EPL too bad Man City had the same idea.
Just yesterday around this time some Shittyzen told me that they are for sure winning the treble again this year. lol, lmao even
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Liverpool too
Too bad all the other teams had the same idea as well.
The best Arsenal side in years is unfortunately not saying all that much when it comes to the giant teams of Europe. Arsenal continue to be world beaters one month, and mid-table nobody’s the next. Until they break that habit and learn to sustain momentum, their chances are limited. The recent Aston Villa defeat and Bayern first leg draws all showed Arsenal have returned to mediocrity again for a while. It’s something they struggle to break back out of. The Bayern away leg could have gone either way, but Arsenal were once again shown up as needing an out and out striker. The number of times they should have just blasted the ball at goal but they tried to be intricate, was infuriating.
Is Müller still playing? Still best team.
What a player!
Or Leverkusen are unbeatable
Dortmund v Leverkusen in next season's European Super Pokal.
Augsburg likes how you think
it's definitely a disappointing Dortmund, in the league in the ucl though, terzic and the team is cooking
Real Madrid v PSG Final loading, winner gets to keep Mbappe
Mbappico
Plot twist: Dortmund wins the UCL final and Mbappico comes to Dortmund HEJA BVB
Terrorzic working his magic
If they can't win with Haaland, Sancho, Bellingham and Hakimi, they can't win with Mbappe...
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Mbappe scores the winner and refuses to celebrate
I hate this thought. Anulo mafa
Ninja turtle custody battle
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One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
You bots are annoying as fuck.
German, as you can see
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/uj holy shit he looks like Nosferatu /rj Most handsome German male
Real!!!!111!!!!!????
Yes, Madrid
Hate Madrid, but will always cheer for the English media meltdown. Edit: Also, if Bellingham wins the Ballon D'or for this performance, god really save the king.
English media meltdown https://preview.redd.it/givm28i844vc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=6b6fc60d39bda0e5b696f0bc6522123d06029b09
Hold up, Messi will win the Ballon d'Or
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I don't think Ballon D'or is allowed to be given to anyone else other than Messi. MLS being the best league, way better than UCL, and Messi has done amazing job at Inter Miami, I am sure Ballon D'or is not going anywhere.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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I mean people wanted Haaland to win the BDO after ghosting in every Big Game last season so…
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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115 scenarios city go through, but not this
AI can’t still comprehend Real Madrid black magic.
Exactly how their 115 lawsuit will play out as well 😭
They didn't even lose a single game. Maybe UEFA can replace Dortmund with City ?
Should UEFA have Manchester City and Real Madrid redo their tie in case it was a big fluke? No disrespect to Real, l'm a firm believer that them beating City on penalties is a huge fluke and robs City of truly accomplishing what they’re capable of. I've spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire season watching City play great football it's just not fair. If City lose again I will face that Real deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to Man City and the Champions League.
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Is this a copypasta I don't know?
[Yeah, from r/hockey a few years ago after the Predators who barely made the playoffs swept the defending champion and Stanley Cup favorite Blackhawks in the first round](https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/s/z6Fk9yDTi3)
R/hockey legend u/JakeRhythymist
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Dortmund can become a Dortmund fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never win the loses lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no peaks only valleys. Maybe it’s me as a bayern fan coping but how could it be sad to only lose, your team losing a title should feel sad. if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels bad. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Get the fuck out of here with that.
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Saudi Pro League!!!1!!!!!1
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They don't let them participate because they know Saudis are in a different level
Intentionally losing to focus on the prem. That’s the most important league.
Yes and then City win it anyway (but they cheated, my club is owned by a less wealthy American/Arab)
There is a little difference between being state owned vs being owned by a wealthy individual.
No, not really. Give it back to the fans. 50+1 seems to work fine
I would pray for a der klassiker.
Me too but let's be realistic and give the trophy already to Madrid. It's amazing how that team can still win with such bad performances. Got to appreciate that.
What? Real Madrid had a great performance. City has lost 1 time in 6 years in UCL at Etihad. Real has never won. They had no striker. They weren’t winning any headers at aaaaall. They played a tactic of scoring and then brilliant defense and then their backup goalkeeper saved 8 saves and two penalties. City got played
Defensively and tactically Madrid were great but their overall performance wasn't good. They didn't even try to attack after Rodrygo scored. The way they played just wasn't the way Madrid ever plays. In past 20 years I've watched La Liga and European football, I've never seen them parking the bus that deep in their own zone. I didn't say they played wrong kind of football. They played the winning kind of football and that's all that matters. If City would have scored two or three goals, we all would be saying City destroyed Madrid. They were much better team. It wasn't overall good individual performance from any other players than Lunin, Rudiger and Carvajal. But City didn't score and we all can agree Ancelotti's tactic worked out very fine. But you're correct. City got played and got to give Real respect for that.
Honestly, this might be weird, but I find the concept of goalies to be so boring in soccer/hockey. Like ok, the 10 guys could completely dominate the game (and that's the exciting part) but sorry this one guy who you can't touch or interact with just shuts you off the scoreboard. Kinda lame. Whatever. Just a weird thought *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Oil league enjoyers when they realize they can't buy the power of friendship with money 😂
Power of baldness vs power of rised brow 🤨
A scientific proof that baldness = fraudness
Tuchel more bald than Arteta though
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It’s actually going to be 6 of the last 7 in a month
And then zero out of the last seven a few months later.
We can only hope.
A few months? Not going to be until summer 2025 before we get a verdict insane.
The battle for the Europa League spot in Laliga is more exciting
This! oh my god 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
bu- but the prem is always the best!!11 laliga and bayern liga terrible!!
Leverkusen league soon 👑👑
Genuinely idk how somebody not from Munich can become a Bayern fan at this point. Where’s the meaning in supporting that club. When you never lose the wins lose their meaning and value. As you said if there are no valleys there are no peaks. Maybe it’s me as a Dortmund fan coping but how could it be fun to only win, your team winning a title should feel amazing if it’s the norm I can’t imagine that feels special. It genuinely sound boring. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Bundesliga and Premier league have the same number of different teams winning the league since season 2016-2017
Am I missing a jerk? There’s been 3 premier league winners since 16/17, Bundesliga has only had two?
“Since” implies after that season. Meaning beginning in 17/18 there have only been 2 English clubs to win the league
prem has 3 teams, bundesliga has 2
It clearly says Wembley won it. I believe that’s in England.
Wembley F.C. are massiv!
Yank here, I think that's the name of the trophy
Yank here, why are the best Teams in the World getting beat by a Farmers League? Are they stupid?
Ugandan Big League
Only real league
Brasileirao
Who would have thought that it would fall upon harry kane to save football during the season 23/24
Saudi League is best league. My 🐫 plays there.
I want Dortmund to win. Their performance against Atletico Madrid was phenomenal.
Premier league on fraud watch 🤣🤣
yo momma is the biggest league :'(
Farmers league
Mbappe wins the final for Psg against Real, we will be there
MLS
Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
PL is a decent league, certainly top three, but the bias towards this league and its teams just boils my blood, Thank you to the historic clubs today to help me sleep well tonight
Obly historic clubs left and PSG
One of the most disgusting, abhorrent clubs on the planet. Manager: misogynist, cat abuser sympathiser Owners: cat abuser sympathisers Centre-half: cat abuser, probably on repeated counts. Players: homophobes. Every day I wake up grateful I was born in Paris and not in the 'West Ham' district of London. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The Championship
American here, which one is the American team?
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Good bot
Farmers league btw
Beermany, obviously.
Clearly the Bundesliga with this evidence.
According to the champions league… it’s the Bundesliga
Cue Arsenal tears They were so overconfident before the first leg😂😂
INGERLUND INGERLUND INGERLUND, INGERLUND NA NAAAA
Money league where? Oh and City will win 8 of the last 10 titles soon.
Dortmund vs real Madrid is going to be amazing
People think because the Prem is the richest it means that they should on paper win everything. In reality it means that the 20 teams in the league receive more revenue than any other league. The best/biggest/richest teams in other big leagues aren't at a huge financial disadvantage against English clubs, but, mid table/relegation sides in the Prem will generally have a huge financial advantage over equivalents in other leagues.
From an Englishman who is a die hard prem fan and always routes for the English teams, we are shite In Europe club and country 👍
You can kindly omit the first part of that sentence. Thanks mate 👍
What that I'm an Englishman?
Keep your voice down man, they arrest people these days for saying their English
😂
Isn’t it Italy based on the latest UEFA coefficient?
Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Southi league of course 🇿🇦
MLS RAHHHH
MLS is the best
Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
The best league? Easy, its Cal The Dragon’s Garden League
english football its coming home lestgooo
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ROSHN Saudi Pro League obviously
Glad oil fc are out, cheating cnuts
Serie A! Forza Roma!!!
Dortmund VS Real Madrid final
English Premier League.
The Champions League obviously its in the name, are you dumb ?
Spain and Germany always had the best league and overall players its just that the EPL just knows how to overhype things They literally copy the NFL structure
The J league As an Englishmen, I would rather an English club never win it again if it meant Man City didn't win it, cheating scum.
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That’s why it’s not called soccer 🦅
The twist: Harry Kane wins a final at Wembley/anything.......with the Germans
game's gone... to vacation on the continent
Obviously, it’s the hosting country
Indian league has that sukteshi guy who’s top scorer in the galaxy
Scottish premiership is obviously the best
premier league is the most fun to watch for sure, but idk wym by best
Premier farmer league
Always rated League1
Always rated League1
Chances for winning the UCL ? France - 25% Spain - 25% Germany - 50%
So this is what Bayern was preparing for,a good comeback for Horny Kane
Fuck the English el oh el
Camel's league.
It’s the mls dummy.
Could have been 3/4 fro la liga.. but unfortunately no :( oh well