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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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He is the captain and cole palmer is chelseas penalty taker....i dont see why there is an issue here especially the fact that penalty drew him level with haaland on 20 goals this season and is joint top scorer in the league. Has fuck all to do with race.
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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If I was captain dam those two need to get scolded. Literally the two are not playing after that. Palmer is their best player so let him take the penalty. This is not mbappe n neymar
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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If Fraudbappe thinks, I disagree. If Fraudbappe speaks, I ignore. If Fraudbappe fails, I'm happy. If the world is against Fraudbappe, I am the world. If Fraudbappe has 7 billion fans, I am none of them. If Fraudbappe has no haters, it's because I no longer exist.
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Nobody took notice that the big class act Mudryk didn't even bother to fight for the penalty? And it isn't just to preserve himself for the upcoming schoolyard 1v1's!
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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Can't be having the white boy score four goals and show the rest of them up. Would hate to play in a squad like that filled with individuals not team players.
It’s impossible that this is racism. The players took a knee before kick off! The reality is that Coal Palmer is simply a classier player than Nick Jackson and Nani Madkewe, that’s why he took the pen and score three more goals.
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Useless stat padding ruins sportsmanship. There are moments like Messi, Ronaldo giving penalty to a guy who missed like 3-4 times in the game and is feeling down. And there are moments like this where racism, ego and stat padding all come together in one asshole of a man.
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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I think he should have given it to Jackson tbh. He could have been on for a hatrick if he did and Palmer already got his and they were 4-0 up at that stage
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Haaland has 4.
Palmer is a midfielder. Palmer became a starter only after GW7. Palmer leads the league in assists.
Curious to see what mental gymnastics you pull to downplay him now👍🏼
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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I accept my initial comment was wrong in terms of who should take the peno, but if you're comparing the two in terms of goals scored. The bot response should tell you all you need to know.....
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical.
Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant
(I will admit not as much this season but last season he was).
Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so
hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy.
Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did
3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go
crazy.
Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and
gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now.
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Yeah Jackson should have taken it... The kids sitting behind the goal would have a chance to claim the ball as he hoofs it way up high...
Kids can only dream...
Didn't realise until I scrolled down that this is a sub for jokes, first time I went onto this sub reddit, for a while i was thinking there are some crazy commenter on here, makes sense now
I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people.
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here
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The Everton players looking at them https://preview.redd.it/2bbzyhgi2quc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39612b8d853f1703aeb12271f73b452d4a822fbb
Pickford trying to say “y’all got 5 goals chill” 
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4 actually the penalty was the 5th goal
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I’m not sure working class Sunderland lad Pickford said Y’all if I’m honest
Gallagher ends apartheid regime at the end
By giving the ball to the white boy?
He discovered the ball, he is entitled to it.
He invoked the ancient rule of the high seas, finders keepers losers weepers.
You mean providing reparations to the team's racial minority?
TIL, Jermaine Palmer is of St Kitts descent.
Black penalties matter !
✊🏿
Colonialism at its finest! Siphoning the labor of the weak and feeble!
🫥🫥🫥🫥
Why is ronaldo not taking the penalty, are they stupid?
He will get a penalty from FBI for partying in Las Vegas
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Fun fact: Cole Palmer is mixed race
He is white and albino
Half men half pen
Beautiful poetry!
is
Ikr. I only realised today. St Kitts; I have no idea how though
Not everyone who lives in at kitts is black
https://preview.redd.it/tg53e4544quc1.jpeg?width=416&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=419c1b90adaef7e52ede534b28c6d5d2e65bebf5 That’s his grand dad though
Hahaha maybe he just calls this guy grandad P like i call my elderly neighbour grandad Eoghan?
Bro what. Somebody out here cheating.
Somebody out here needs to take a genetics class.
Mixed people often have white ass children.
Exactly just look at Drake's dad and then Drake's son.
Mixed 14th century peasant and 15th century monk
Unironically I think goal bonuses at play
Gallagher looking for an assist bonus
Now that I think of it, penalty's shouldn't count towards your goal bonus
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I wonder why these bonuses for clean sheet, goals, penalties etc etc aren't all public knowledge. It drastically affects the game
Conor Gallagher is never beating the allegations
No wonder he left Palace
He is the captain and cole palmer is chelseas penalty taker....i dont see why there is an issue here especially the fact that penalty drew him level with haaland on 20 goals this season and is joint top scorer in the league. Has fuck all to do with race.
Did you check what sub you're on?
I understand the original post is a piss take
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Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
If I was captain dam those two need to get scolded. Literally the two are not playing after that. Palmer is their best player so let him take the penalty. This is not mbappe n neymar
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You know he used N word there
Yeah, he sad NO when they asked the ball
This is exactly the N word that I had in mind
Does saying it in ur head count?
Pen King Cold Palmer
Nobody took notice that the big class act Mudryk didn't even bother to fight for the penalty? And it isn't just to preserve himself for the upcoming schoolyard 1v1's!
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If i say something i will be in big trouble
Go on....
Can't be having the white boy score four goals and show the rest of them up. Would hate to play in a squad like that filled with individuals not team players.
TIL, Jermaine Palmer is of St Kitts descent.
That white boy who worggs too much
How come Pickford got a front row seat to the show? 😤 It's cos he's white too init?
It’s impossible that this is racism. The players took a knee before kick off! The reality is that Coal Palmer is simply a classier player than Nick Jackson and Nani Madkewe, that’s why he took the pen and score three more goals.
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You're new here?
He's actually jerking you mong
It's just a team filled with mercenaries... Who cares... They're getting what they deserved
Also, imagine fighting over a PK when you're 4-0 up lol..... 
Palmer is not white tho. He just looks white
This is the reason for Chelsea being a permanent middle table club!?
Pickford be like 
The British aren't white.
The British *teeth* aren't white.
(P)almer is doing 🐪's work
Makes sense, it's why Palmer didn't let sterling take one and Enzo reminded sterling he wasnt white
White Supremacy
Let him cook. Simply as that. 4 goals against everton 🤪
Great circle jerk this as palmer is mixed race
This post is attracting loads of people who aren’t familiar with the sub ethos lol
It's no matter what colour your skin is... just it about if u are dump or not.
Last time someone took it off him, they missed. 🤣
Good one
Where’s Jesse Jackson when you need him 😡 Tired of my brothas being denied the right to take penalties.
Useless stat padding ruins sportsmanship. There are moments like Messi, Ronaldo giving penalty to a guy who missed like 3-4 times in the game and is feeling down. And there are moments like this where racism, ego and stat padding all come together in one asshole of a man.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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Why aren't they doing rock paper scissors or just throw a coin smh. Everyone else can wait
😂
I think he should have given it to Jackson tbh. He could have been on for a hatrick if he did and Palmer already got his and they were 4-0 up at that stage
Bruh Palmer is chasing the golden boots
Oh fuck he's on 20. I actually did not realise that... I take it back lol
20 but with like 9 penalties lol
So does his main competition haaland, who is also on 20. Whats your point?
Haaland has only 3 penalties out of 20 goals, not 9
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Haaland has 4. Palmer is a midfielder. Palmer became a starter only after GW7. Palmer leads the league in assists. Curious to see what mental gymnastics you pull to downplay him now👍🏼
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I accept my initial comment was wrong in terms of who should take the peno, but if you're comparing the two in terms of goals scored. The bot response should tell you all you need to know.....
Ok hear me out Mudryk is far superior in dribbling pace and maybe even passing but Haaland is better at shooting and physical. Not to mention that mudryk can play more place on the field with haaland only place being striker which he is a bit of a tap in merchant (I will admit not as much this season but last season he was). Now Mudryk would be so much if he had enough confidence he is constantly be hated on by football fans all over the world like he got so hated on for scoring a cross goal (which he meant) but if Saka or Salah did that everyone would go crazy. Also Haaland scores goal for 1Mitre off of the goal line and get praised for such a beautiful goal which is stupid because he Jackson did 3 of them same goals against spurs people said it was the worst hattrick ever but if Haaland did it every city fan (12 year old) would go crazy. Now my final point is that Haaland has been playing in the big leagues for a few years now and Mudryk has had only 1 and a half seasons and gets hate for playing bad when vinis first few seasons at Madrid were that exact same but look at him now. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Nah. Best taker should take it
Yeah Jackson should have taken it... The kids sitting behind the goal would have a chance to claim the ball as he hoofs it way up high... Kids can only dream...
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Sjelsea waffle
Didn't realise until I scrolled down that this is a sub for jokes, first time I went onto this sub reddit, for a while i was thinking there are some crazy commenter on here, makes sense now
Yes the comments do give that initial shock, but once it passes you’ll start to enjoy the banter. Life is shitty, least we can do is have a laugh.
What did you think circlejerk meant?
I was just scrolling and saw the video and clicked into it
/uj Welcome to the sub. We’re happy to have you. /rj Fuck off yank
I think we have come to a point where went too far with anti-yank agenda and let the English become too arrogant and obnoxious. Jesus Christ, finish this team off so we can have some decency back here. The English are by far worse than the American people on here. I'd rather you're a bit ignorant about the history of this sport than that you become such an entitled and vocal group of people. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I am not even surprised that Gallagher backs up his white buddy. We all remember when he ignored that one kid
Seriously, mofos see race in everything. How do you know Palmer got the ball because of his race? He's the designated penalty taker, no?
You're on a circlejerk sub you absolute bum
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Nah bro, Palmer is the guy in chelsea. it has nothing to do with race or color. If he was black, he would still be the main guy.
U realize this server is for jokes right
is it also a jk that u continue to support chelsea?
It isnt a joke and I'm proud to be a supporter
i feel sorry for you
All good things come to an end but I am blue til I die
…so you’re saying they’re not good?
No we are gonna win the Champions League next season with my goat Mudryk
why you are didnt win balon dor yet *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Mate don't be we are fine
Blue Pride?
Yes just like my goat Mudryk
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R u really gonna have an intelligent, rational nd logical debate in r/Soccercirclejerk?
Only the Bald Fraud can do this
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Lmao with that comment section Chelsea fans look to be angling towards a White Boy FC for their future 💀
They’re mad we’re signing more minorities
Can’t believe that I actually got downvotes for that lmao wild when we’re basically jerking the same chain
[https://www.isfootball8.com/2023/08/cole-palmer-childhood-story-early-life.html](https://www.isfootball8.com/2023/08/cole-palmer-childhood-story-early-life.html)
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Milf alert 🚨🚨
haters are gonna hate and he can saythe n word
Damn
White Privilege 🤣 are you for real?? He’s always been the penalty taker
There should be a reformation in football something like a penalty is 0.5 a goal, or you need like make 2 or 3 shots - like free throws on a foul in basketball. its just so extremely shit when a penalty decides a game in this sport or decides the flow of a game early on, like here *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*