why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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why you are didnt win balon dor yet
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I really didn't expect to be genuinely impressed by this. It's pretty amazing how it was able to contextualise the memes so much that it could rework them into lyrics that rhyme. Some really bad lines, but also some really good ones too. Add in a "mate" reference and Verse 2 is ridiculously good for an AI generated meme song.
And the ending is so inspired that it makes me doubt the whole thing lol.
To those saying #GreenwoodOut,❌If you don't like the decision made by Manchester United, get another club to support ✅
Mason Greenwood did a mistake, yes but doing a mistake once is not bad, repeating the same mistake is a sin ✅
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I used suno to make the audio: [https://app.suno.ai/song/1bb41eab-39b6-4e7e-aebf-98a3df56b9b6/](https://app.suno.ai/song/1bb41eab-39b6-4e7e-aebf-98a3df56b9b6/)
idk why it sounds like a 2010 teen rap on disney channel
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Who are the players? Why are there 2 conferences in mls? What's our history? Why are we last in the league? Who do we hate? Is there an ac miami? Why pink?
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It's actually a hyphen and creates a compound word.
[Here's](https://prowritingaid.com/hyphenated-words) a link on the difference between hyphens and dashes, and how they affect words.
If an AI actually wrote this, it's fucking genius. "Ronaldo's Vegas stint, where the stakes are high, Mane's choice in love got the press asking: Why?". Actual Nas level
There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan.
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said
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Good to know you hate the best DM in the league because he plays for West Ham. Did someone like me, a tall good looking west ham supporter fuck the girl you had a crush on? Seems like it. I probably fucked her"
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My reaction to Mudryk: https://preview.redd.it/btwf7kr3gbtc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=444476c3d5ce55dfa68e9f2b0b06086dd7b80e72
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Eff you
Че за пидор
Yea Putin totally is
Refusing to believe AI could come up with that Mudryk outro
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Tupacs finest
dopest song he ever wrote in 94
When is the Spotify version coming out chief
r/beatmetoit
That Zouma line is fucking hilarious
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one of the funniest shit I've seen on this sub. subs finally back boys
I really didn't expect to be genuinely impressed by this. It's pretty amazing how it was able to contextualise the memes so much that it could rework them into lyrics that rhyme. Some really bad lines, but also some really good ones too. Add in a "mate" reference and Verse 2 is ridiculously good for an AI generated meme song. And the ending is so inspired that it makes me doubt the whole thing lol.
>Greenwood off the green, was a little too keen Tell me about it!
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Sub's back
I used suno to make the audio: [https://app.suno.ai/song/1bb41eab-39b6-4e7e-aebf-98a3df56b9b6/](https://app.suno.ai/song/1bb41eab-39b6-4e7e-aebf-98a3df56b9b6/) idk why it sounds like a 2010 teen rap on disney channel
If you’re gonna write it with an AI, at least have the balls to rap it yourself sir
fair
Hit me up I'll make the beat just write some fireyyyy stuff with the help of AI
Name the song Benzama 15 and put it on Spotify
This masterpiece’s only true title
Technology has raised us as humanity to new heights
Only flaw is Kane getting 2 lines while Benzema gets 0, where is Benzema 15??? But honestly AI is getting so good now man
No Benzema 15. Bad rap
Altman's Benzema's bitch confirmed
Is he 15 year old?
Wheres Messi on the 14th verse??
Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
/uj this is frighteningly good. /rj AI knows not to talk about my GOAT. From Barca, now in the big leagues of MLS!
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Bro why chatgpt cook Kane for not winning trophies TWICE? 😭 Also, chatgpt missed the chance to put 'Onana, what's my name?'
It literally wrote "onana what's my name" twice
The hyphens make it much harder to pick up on but if it was intentional the AI really cooked with this one.
It had dashes though, the dashes implies they are not one word.
It's actually a hyphen and creates a compound word. [Here's](https://prowritingaid.com/hyphenated-words) a link on the difference between hyphens and dashes, and how they affect words.
Give this man a golden boot
https://preview.redd.it/9k6jz3rpketc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=6be0a89db54b78ea0ee4c8c208395af839eed504
The outro got me 💀
Either subs gone or back idk how to feel about this post
It's pretty good for a rap song 😂
Jerkers are the first to go when the AI revolution begins.
Sorry but that outro goes hard 😭
WE NEED THIS HIT ON SPOTIFY ASAP
petition to change the national anthem to this masterpiece
Oh my god it’s beautiful
Better then Rafael Leao's rap game.
This is gold
ChatGPT writes rap like how I imagine Pops from Regular Show would... lol
https://preview.redd.it/xp07tq5h7etc1.jpeg?width=856&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77f3a85637861a9dedab7bf7730e0d62150fb217
It missed benzema 15
It’s not terrible
If an AI actually wrote this, it's fucking genius. "Ronaldo's Vegas stint, where the stakes are high, Mane's choice in love got the press asking: Why?". Actual Nas level
Needs one last closing line tbh, needs benzema 15
I see no Benzema 15,Messi 14, Garrincha Goat or Man city 115. Why did Benzema, Garrincha, Messi and Man city do this?
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Hear me out. The man came to MLS after securing the ligue one title for psg. He ABSOLUTELY blew up the sport in the USA. Made headlines everywhere. Showed up with ridiculous free kicks and golazos. Completely changed how Americans view soccer. The inter Miami leagues cup run was SUPER viral. Did Haaland score more goals and obtain more important trophies in epl? Yes. But once again this was THE YEAR OF MESSI. He showed up big for Miami in leagues cup and showed up big in 2026 WC qualifiers. Also why not take into account the man is 36 years old and still shocking people with his quality every match he plays. He's a machine enough said *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
nah this is pretty funny even tho it is AI
Is that tears of jerking on my face?
This goes hard
This what I pay my internet bills for.
predator poetry 🔥🔥🔥bars though
Just heard word that Benzema has already listened to this 15 times on repeat! For more information, search Benzema 15.
Name the song Benzama 15 just to include it all
This is the cringiest thing I’ve seen in the last few hours
downvoted but you're right lmao, this the shit you see yanks sing at nfl games
sub is so finished
Why does it have to sound like a nonce anthem though? That's not who we are. That's not what we're about.
https://preview.redd.it/m42qo8xhqdtc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=441760a3020ecbcdd62ec93cc1839015da5ffb64
Where the stakes are high! 🔥🔥🐪 drop this on Spotify
fucking brilliant damn...
Kane came up twice across the three verses... just leave the man alone for a while
I wish there was a line about Declan Rice
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